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The Delegates, Donald
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BetrayedTangy posted...

Anagram posted...

I've only played KH and KH2, and I don't remember them very well. I remember one fight with Roxas with a long cutscene before it that you can't skip, and losing to him twice.

Are you sure you're not thinking of Riku? Roxas was introduced in KH2 which had skippable cutscenes

Whoops, it was Riku. I never fought Roxas because I didn't have the right version of KH2.
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I've only played KH and KH2, and I don't remember them very well. I remember one fight with Roxas with a long cutscene before it that you can't skip, and losing to him twice.
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All Your Base
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/all-your-base-are-belong-to-us

Kek
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/cult-of-kek
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thundersheep posted...

Might see it this weekend, not very hyped because yeah the trailer looked awful and despite it being Aronofsky, Noah was the biggest piece of shit I've seen in recent memory. Hoping he bounces back with this.

I had no idea he made Noah. That movie was complete ass.
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Herp, only should have been oldest.
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I read an article about it, crazy.
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49. Mabel
http://www.marriotttheatre.com/img/rentals/Pirates%20of%20Penzance/mabel.jpg
Origin: Pirates of Penzance
Nominator: Raka_Putra (2/5 Remaining)
Looks: 59
Personality: 65
Projected Wife Capacity: 70
Overall Score: 64.7

Mabel is the daughter of a modern major general (who has interests animal, vegetable, and mineral) and the love interest of the main character. My favorite part of researching her was learning that Gilbert and Sullivan’s plays got ripped off in America a lot due to weirdly worded copyright laws, so they had the first run of this play be in America to avoid them and thus be copyrighted correctly to make more money.

For her Looks ranking, I decided to just use the hottest version of Mabel I could find online, since it’s a play and there’ve been literally hundreds (thousands?) of Mabels. She’s held back a little by the fact that I hate Victorian-era fashion and aesthetics (mostly because I hate steampunk), but I can’t reasonably hold it against her since she was written by people actually from the Victorian era. Speaking of which, is Mabel the only waifu on this list? Anyway, in the end this random actress is still pretty good-looking.

For her Personality, Mabel is devoted, kind, and a decent singer (depending on the actress). Works for me!

Most of Mabel’s high PWC comes from a single event: her lover realizes that he’s technically indebted to pirates for sixty years and needs to leave, and she’s willing to just wait for him. Now that’s dedication.

Overall, Mabel is a little more boring than most of the waifus on this list, but she’s also one of the most capable of being a normal person, so again, everything here works out well.
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13. Gul Dukat
"I'm one of the most powerful men in the galaxy, so I thought I'd call you up and just let you know that I slept with your mother."

Too sympathetic
Writers make him more evil
Now just quite evil.
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14. Martok
"There are advantages to being the only reasonable person in the Klingon Empire, though I can't think of them right now."

Reasonable, smart
Proud, loyal. The best Klingon
Outside of Starfleet.
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50. Lenalee Lee
https://myanimelist.cdn-dena.com/images/characters/5/309562.jpg
Origin: D.Gray-man
Nominator: cyan1001 (0/5 Remaining)
Looks: 65
Personality: 58
Projected Wife Capacity: 70
Overall Score: 64.3

Cyan1001’s last waifu is Lenalee Lee, is a girl whose parents thought it would be funny to give her a silly name… and also an exorcist who doesn’t like being part of the weird exorcism order.

We’ve already established my dislike of twintails, and Lenalee was helped quite a bit by a picture of her I could find where she had normal hair. Most of them had silly twintails, I’ll never understand Japan. That said, she’s on the high end of generic anime cuteness, which could probably already tell.

Personality-wise, Lenalee is polite, generous, makes good coffee (I hate coffee sadly), and is generally forgiving. All of that sounds okay to me. Unfortunately, she’s also kind of emotionally scarred and internally sad, which does not sound okay to me.

What pushes her into the top 50 is her PWC, which, as you can see, is quite high. This is because Lenalee’s Wiki makes repeatedly clear that her whole world is her friends, for whom she’d do anything and is completely devoted. That’s probably bad for you psychologically (I’m no psychologist, that’s just speculation), but it sounds like it’s going to be easy to be compatible with her.

Overall, Lena Leelee sounds like a character on a show for four year-olds, but Lenalee Lee sounds like a waifu who will do everything to make a relationship work, including fighting weird Japanese demons.
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StriderVM posted...

It really depends on who you ask actually. The reasoning is that the government is pretty much considered corrupt and our police force cannot protect them. And they wanted an easy way out. Is that selfish? Yes IMO. Is it reasonable? In their perspective, probably yes, illegal drugs has been severely demonized in the Philippines to the point Duterte was able to market it as the key to prosperity in the Philippines. And made sure his Social Media influencers kept saying that. And his detractors considered Drug Lord sympathizers.

I guess in an anime sense..... It's kinda like Death Note. The people who really liked Light and wished he had won it all. Because hey, he killed most of criminals! There's nothing wrong with that!

For me.... I'm in the L side, I do not believe in the "ends justify the means" mantra. And unlike Kira, we cannot know what Duterte's goals and endgame is. I prefer to judge the actions rather than the person. And generally it's agreed that murder is wrong no matter how justified it is.

This is pretty much what I expected, thank you.
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What do people really think of Deurte? Is support for him seen as a completely normal, reasonable thing even by people who didn't vote for him, or is he thought of as a crazy person, or what?
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I knew a girl from the Philippines. She absolutely hated China. Is this a common sentiment there?
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Mega Mana posted...

#11. Tasha Yar

This high up almost solely because of Yesterday's Enterprise. She's a solid hand mucking around in the terrible first season. She doesn't have too many high points, and if that were the end of her, she'd be much further down the list. However, Yesterday's Enterprise is one of the best episodes ever and Tasha's heartrending existence and decision-making in the episode and getting a meaningful death were captivating. I also rather like how there were further consequences in the form of Sela.

Really, I think this ranking is just for Alt-Tasha since the original was confined to the first season I barely remember (expect The Naked Now... oh boy).

To be fair, she was fine in the finale.
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Bump
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profDEADPOOL posted...

Uh you have several duplicates on the Rankings so far list.

Whoops, I think I got them all.
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LeonhartFour posted...

it's like you don't understand how romcoms work

she had to take an online test to figure out the feelings inside her for the lead male were love

so yeah pretty dense

Fair enough! I can't recall seeing a romcom where someone is that oblivious to love, though... maybe Dragon Ball.
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LeonhartFour posted...

Haruhi is pretty dense when it comes to love so it might take a bit of effort to win her over since she's completely oblivious to the fact that half the Host Club is fighting over her

Can't someone just say "Let's be boyfriend and girlfriend?"
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And here we go, the top 50!

Waifu Rankings so Far
https://drive.google.com/open?id=1i9e-n6lewr0uMQalE2BGdaVf0IRnEuQy6RA5MB-kG-M

Top 50 (arranged by nominator name)
https://drive.google.com/open?id=1Cj19a8X4dfQZ0eGUBQjDlYDLubq0_6lU-cBWX3hi0cI
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51. Haruhi Fujioka
https://i.pinimg.com/564x/28/03/42/280342f6e4044c43760dd75b53a8a10e.jpg
Origin: Ouran High School Host Club
Nominator: resistance_pro
Looks: 57
Personality: 67
Projected Wife Capacity: 68
Overall Score: 64

Haruhi is not an all-powerful goddess who controls reality with her mind, but rather a smart high schooler who gets roped into being part of an all-male host club, where a bunch of good-looking boys hang out with girls and hit on them. Japan is weird sometimes.

Looks-wise, it took some effort to find a picture of her looking girly, but since I technically succeeded and since it’s technically a valid picture, she scores points based on it and not her reverse-trap mode. I’ll just be blunt: even by anime standards, those eyes are going too far.

Personality-wise, she’s blunt, practical, responsible, and immune to the charms of good-looking guys. That’s a positive attribute because I’m not a good-looking guy. She’s also scared of thunder. Eh, whatever. Thunder is rare in LA. I remember going to Chicago once and hearing it in summer, and saying that’s weird, and everyone was like “Dude thunder in summer is common everywhere except California.” I never bothered confirming whether or not that’s true.

PWC-wise, eh, whatever. She’s smart and nice, I’m sure it’ll work out. I just hope she’s willing to not pretend to be a boy while it does.

Overall, Haruhi seems like a good potential waifu and a subpar reverse-trap. Even in boy mode she’s still a little androgynous-looking.
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15. Chang
"Shake'sp'ar is the greatest of the Klingon poets."

Dangerous and smart
The last samurai Klingon
Now all just Vikings.
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Raka_Putra posted...

I really need to watch The Room.

It's among the greatest pieces of art in the 2000s.
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NFUN posted...

wtf is that tuvok?

anagram we are so in sync

Glad to hear someone else shares my Trek opinions!
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More lens flares please
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LeonhartFour posted...

The later books actually address this.

also Disappearance Nagato should be taken into consideration

Oh, I only watched the first season of the show. I should probably get around to watching the rest.
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16. T'Pol
"It is only logical that a high-ranking officer should show off her cleavage in her work uniform."

Decent Vulcan girl
Less cool than Spock, more cool than
Tuvok, she's okay.
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52. Yuki Nagato
https://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/haruhi/images/7/79/Yuki_Nagato.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/190?cb=20170501215500
Origin: The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
Nominator: Menji (1/5 Remaining)
Looks: 50
Personality: 65
Projected Wife Capacity: 77
Overall Score: 64

Yuki Nagato is one of the few anime waifus I’m already familiar with. She’s an alien/robot thing created by a superpowerful alien organism thing to spy on a human girl with reality warping powers, and she has for herself weaker reality warping powers. Simple!

Looks-wise, Yuki is a little more… childish? I guess… than most of the other waifus, which is weird because she’s about the same age as the other high school-era waifus people nominated. Still judging on her on that, she’s okay. She’s nothing special, though. Like if I didn’t know she was a main character, I could easily believe she’s a background character who has like one like per three episodes.

Personality-wise, Yuki is quiet, reserved, and has difficulty processing emotions, which is weird because we meet another Yuki-like being who has no problems with that but eh. You might think this would be a problem for me, but a quiet girl who just likes to read a lot? I see no issues.

As for her PWC, which I already sort of went into in the Personality paragraph, she’s great. Who wouldn’t want a waifu with effectively magic powers? I guess Bewitched was about why this is a bad idea, but whatever. Worst case scenario I ask for too much money and get replaced by another actor.

Overall, Yuki looks like a solid waifu choice.
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scarletspeed7 posted...

It had very little comedy. It was very bizarre for Seth Macfarlane. It seemed like he wanteed to be very reverent to the Star Trek concept, but it is such a love letter that it pulls every possible punch and just feels pretty toothless.

This is a good way of putting it, yes.
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The only thing I've watched of his since like 2010 is Ted and Ted 2, which I hated. It's worth noting that his character on this show uses the exact same voice as Ted, which I assume is just Macfarlane's normal voice.

The show was billed as a satire of Star Trek and a comedy, but it's really only like 15% comedy, and the jokes themselves almost all fall flat (and are the exact same kind of jokes you find in Ted, where all humor is derived from professional people acting unprofessionally). The show is actually a mostly straight space opera about a guy captaining a ship with his ex-wife with special effects that are juuuuuuust good enough that they aren't funny by themselves and not good enough to be serious. It's really weird when the show acts seriously because Macfarlane is still acting like a comedy character (his "normal modern guy in a weird situation" persona, like he does in Ted and I know he does in that western movie) surrounded by characters clearly intended for comedy (a racist robot, a Worf rip-off, a perky superhumanly strong girl, two idiot college Chad types, etc). I can't say it fails, but it doesn't quite come together the way I think he wanted it to.

Anyone else watch it?
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Menji posted...

Agreed, obviously.

One of my favorite bits.

This would not have been a positive effect if I'd seen it in advance. That's all kinds of crazy.
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17. William Riker
"Have you considered having sex with me?"

Kirk, but less than Kirk
Picard talks, Riker works
Generally good.

On a serious note, people think of Kirk as the guy who constantly sleeps with green alien girls, but he only does that like three times in the entire series (discounting nuTrek). Riker is much guiltier.
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53. Hitagi Senjougahara
https://media1.giphy.com/media/i9C2g0w7dGFfq/200_s.gif
Origin: Monogatari
Nominator: Menji (2/5 Remaining)
Looks: 70
Personality: 44
Projected Wife Capacity: 78
Overall Score: 64

Though Hitagi is a frail-looking girl who officially has an incurable disease, in reality she has a deep, dark secret: she weighs nothing. I wonder how she’s been taking medical tests when doctors give her regular check-ups.

Looks-wise, Hitagi is pretty hot. She’s on the very upper scale of generic anime cuteness. The Wiki says she’s supposed to be frail, but I never got that impression. Because there’s not much else I can say about that, I will instead complain about something trivial: anime hair colors. Why does anime constantly portray normal or normal-seeming people with crazy hair colors? The worst about this is Yugi from Yugioh, but it’s in nearly every anime I can think of.

Personality-wise, Hitagi proudly calls herself a tsundere. I’ve known multiple people who called themselves things like that, not just tsundere but ‘otaku’ and similar things. Only one of them was cool, the rest were so geeky that even I, a guy who can talk to you about literally every single episode of Star Trek, couldn’t stand them. Anyway, the Wiki says she’s verbally abusive and short-tempered and threatens to stab her boyfriend’s eye with a pen when he’s friendly with another girl, so if anything I’ve overrated her here.

PWC-wise, I know it seems strange to give her such a high score, but hear me out. She’s weightless, which means that I’ll be able to take so many pictures of myself lifting her over my head and looking strong and post that **** on Facebook.

Overall, HItagi looks like she has serious personality problems, and I’m less than 100% confident that she won’t blow away in a strong wind. She’s problably not the best of all possible waifus.
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mnkboy907 posted...

Yeah, you probably just played the GBA version on your DS.

This could be true.
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Huh!

I must have misremembered, I could have sworn I played it on the DS once.
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VeryInsane posted...

I don't think you can play FF6 on the 3DS

There's a DS version.
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I wish they'd just make a compilation of the 2D ones one a cartridge, I feel like they could... though seeing how they butchered FF6's ios port, maybe not.
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Friday the 13th: The Game

Probably they fill Jason's mask with firecrackers and make his head explode or something.
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I've never been disappointed that a game turned out to be good, but I have been disappointed that a game turned out to be mediocre.
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Imagine a world where Will Smith's son had a modicum of talent at anything besides tweeting.
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What's the twist?

Zelda BotW: Ganon is Link from the future, having gone insane and traveled back to the distant past to destroy everything.
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redrocket_pub posted...

"Full impulse power."
"No, sir! You have GENESIS! You can have whatever you..."
"FUUULLL POWAAHH DAMMMN YOUUUU!"

My favorite thing in that movie is that people assumed Ricardo Montalbam was wearing a fake muscular chest, but in reality he was just jacked.
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54. Noire
http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/hyperdimensionneptunia/images/5/5b/Noire3.png/revision/latest?cb=20130520165838
Origin: Hyperdimension Neptunia
Nominator: Mobilezoid (2/4 Remaining)
Looks: 55
Personality: 66
Projected Wife Capacity: 70
Overall Score: 63.7

I have played very little of Hyperdimension Neptunia. I got bored pretty quickly. I got to a brown-haired girl who joins you? Not sure what happened after that. Anyway, Noire is the goddess of Lastation, the ideal goddess who tries to make everything better, and vaguely represents the Playstation 3.

Looks-wise, I’m unimpressed. We’ve gone over generic anime cuteness before and my distaste for twintails, which I just do not find cute or anything. One thing to do to that is Noire’s extremely complicated clothing. The PS3 is like slick and simple, this chick wears, what, a nineteenth century aristocrat’s dinner jacket with its shoulders cut off? Pass.

Personality-wise, Noire is polite and respectful and puts her all into anything she does, but rejects help unless she absolutely needs it, creating problems for herself and everyone around her. Eh, that’s not a dealbreaker to me. She sounds pretty good.

PWC-wise, well, she’s a goddess. That’s got to count for something, right? And liking video games and other nerd stuff sounds good to me.

Overall, Noire seems like a difficult waifu. She’s certainly going to act all tsundere around you, which I’m not a fan of, but she seems to have enough positive qualities to balance all of that out.
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18. Khan Noonien Singh
"I could either move on with my life and escape with this superweapon OR I could try to get revenge on the guy who beat me once… Ah, that's not even a real choice."

Hammiest villain
Legend of Trek. I love him.
Into Darkness bleh.
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Victor Frankenstein
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Nanis23 posted...

http://m.ign.com/articles/2017/09/09/malaysia-blocks-entire-steam-store-because-of-god-fighting-game
This

"He's back and he's cross"

Love it.
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55. Cissnei
https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/finalfantasy/images/e/ec/VIIBCCissnei.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20110820005900
Origin: Crisis Core
Nominator: PlasmaKappa (2/5 Remaining)
Looks: 72
Personality: 61
Projected Wife Capacity: 58
Overall Score: 63.7

Cissnei is a Turk, part of an organization that enforces the evil will of Evil Industries, a corporation dedicated to evil. She was originally a generic playable character in a spinoff who got a name and a more important role in another spinoff.

Cissnei’s looks are rock solid. Normally I prefer straight hair, but wavy hair works on her, and I do like red. She manages a rare “girl with long hair and her ear peeking through the hair” look, and her clothing choice, while unimaginative, works in a professional “I’m more competent than my boyfriend” sort of way.

Her personality is also good. She’s quiet, professional, motivated, and looks after everyone else. She feels some guilt about helping Evil Industries, but they do inadvertently sometimes makes other peoples’ lives better, so she works with them anyway.

Her PWC could be higher. She has a solid job that’s secure unless crazy amnesiac blond guys with spiky hair attack the company, which is unlikely, but she’s also working for an evil corporation, which, I’ll just say it, does bother me a little. It’s likely to put a small damper on things.

Overall, I can imagine something working with Cissnei. The truth is that I could probably overlook her bosses destroying the world. Sorry!
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19. Winn Adami
"My sister lives on Earth, her name is Dolores Umbridge."

Perfectly designed
Someone to channel all hate
Never redeemed, yes.
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