Current Events > I just got woken up by a knock on my door.

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And I just saw a shadow walk by my bedroom window.

I live in the country on a 10 acre piece of land surrounded by nothing but trees. F*** same damn shadow just walked by the window again.

What should I do?
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Set the fucking house up in flames and yell out "ROB THAT YOU SON OF A BITCH!!! ROB THAT!!!"
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Cry

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Just scream out Maggie, get the shotgun!
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Dude now I'm hearing this weird scratching noise. Kind of like nails on a chalk board. I cant call the cops because it takes them like 30 min just to get out here. Even if they do decide to come.
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Curl up into the fetal position and cry
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...

Set the fucking house up in flames and yell out "ROB THAT YOU SON OF A BITCH!!! ROB THAT!!!"

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Frostmourne posted...

And I just saw a shadow walk by my bedroom window.

I live in the country on a 10 acre piece of land surrounded by nothing but trees. F*** same damn shadow just walked by the window again.

What should I do?

Post about it on CE.
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Is Tamara home?
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Pump your shotgun

I have no weapons in my house. That's it I need sleep damnit. I'm not going to be up all not worrying about whose outside at 3am.

I'm going to go outside and confront this thing. I actually have a venomous spider I caught from outside. I'll use it as a distraction.By throwing it on the intruders face. If I'm not back in 45 minutes then you can expect the worst.

It was nice being a CEman.

Adios....
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How very Home Alone of you

rip frostmourne
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I call dibs on his liquor.
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Frostmourne posted...

I have no weapons in my house. That's it I need sleep damnit. I'm not going to be up all not worrying about whose outside at 3am.

I'm going to go outside and confront this thing. I actually have a venomous spider I caught from outside. I'll use it as a distraction.By throwing it on the intruders face. If I'm not back in 45 minutes then you can expect the worst.

It was nice being a CEman.

Adios....

u should ask trump for direction

If you live in the country with a half hour estimate of getting help you should probably get a weapon for home defense.

Ideally a shotgun but hell even a baseball bat will do right now
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Get a dog. Seriously.
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salandrews posted...

If you live in the country with a half hour estimate of getting help you should probably get a weapon for home defense.

Ideally a shotgun but hell even a baseball bat will do right now

Blast Rick Astley really loud. If all else fails, at least you've rickrolled the intruder.

Although seriously, this sounds more likely to be a wild animal than anything else.
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Is this a reference to a movie or something?
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It's a bear, get some ham
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RIP Frostmourne.
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I think TC got got by the Slenderman

Huh, is he okay?
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Youngster_Joey_ posted...

I think TC got got by the Slenderman

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This wouldnt have happened if you owned a gun...
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It's probably Candlejac-
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I saw a video or two, by Llama Art, with the voice of Mr. Nightmare, with stories similar to this.
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Burger King Foot Lettuce
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let me in
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This seems really really familiar...

You gonna USE YOUR BARE HANDS?
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I bet TC went HAM on that intruder.
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Hope TC is okay.
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Ten acres isn't that much, story is fake

AlphaCuck posted...

Ten acres isn't that much, story is fake

Yep.
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Frostmourne posted...

Dude now I'm hearing this weird scratching noise. Kind of like nails on a chalk board. I cant call the cops because it takes them like 30 min just to get out here. Even if they do decide to come.

First post 4 hours ago. Post #6, 3 hours ago. It takes the cops 30mins to arrive....if you called before making the topic they would have arrived 30mins ago from the first post....
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Florida Man or demons. Gotta be one of those.
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KookyCouture posted...

let me in

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Dyinglegacy posted...

Florida Man or demons. Gotta be one of those.

or Dawkins headbutting the door
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It man fan
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Come and knock on my door...
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welp i guess hes dead
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Frostmourne posted...

Dude now I'm hearing this weird scratching noise. Kind of like nails on a chalk board. I cant call the cops because it takes them like 30 min just to get out here. Even if they do decide to come.

PSA: And this is why if you live 30 mins from civilization or the police, you should own a gun. There is no other way.
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Inb4 pronounced dead
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RIP Frostmourne
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Yo dog, where you at?
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Umm hey you alive bruh? Bruh?

Yeah some times the country life is creepy AF
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If you live in a rural you should have firearms in your house. If you don't, well, have fun waiting half an hour for the cops to show up.
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Sorry for the delay guys. Here's an update on what happened last night. Believe if you want to or not.

So I went outside to investigate the shadow figure for nearly an hour. But didn't find no physical evidence of this thing. Except for a lone footprint that lead back into the woods. Which Is weird because there should have been more muddy prints. I know it's not mine because it's much bigger. That honestly worried me a little bit. That's just not the only thing that was weird. And perhaps the most shocking evidence of all.

A demonic looking Pentagram was drawn on the dirt several feet away from the footprint. I honestly dont know what to think or do now. I know most of you will call this bull S***!. But that is what happened.

Again believe or dont believe, I really dont care. I just got to figure out what to do If it shows up again tonight.
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