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TopicI've played Zero Mission and Samus Returns. I can not play Super. Skip?
AlisLandale
06/30/21 2:51:13 AM
#25
Xethuminra posted...
It has no bearing on Fusion.

AKSHULLY space Chocobo

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TopicI've played Zero Mission and Samus Returns. I can not play Super. Skip?
AlisLandale
06/30/21 2:41:11 AM
#21
Really the only part of Super that matters is the intro stage, and Tourian. So if you just want the story thats what you need before moving onto Fusion.

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TopicI can't find my pepper mill
AlisLandale
06/30/21 2:37:36 AM
#5
TopicNew Star Wars plot revealed *major spoilers*
AlisLandale
06/30/21 2:32:05 AM
#1
Somehow, Palpatine returns. Meditating upon his multiple defeats, he comes to the conclusion that he must cut off the Jedi from their source. He studies ancient texts, finding that that Force was first discovered by an ancient scholar named Jeorlukas.

Sheev, now part robot, part clone, part ghost, part Porg, travels back in time space, finding himself in...1970s Earth!

But Rei Skywalker (a clone of Rey Skywalker, played by Brie Larson) chases him back in time to stop him from killing Jeorlukas.

However, they fail. Palpatine succeeds, and Jeorlukas never discovers the force, and the Jedi order is never born.

But in twist of fate, it turns out that Jeorlukas is none other than George Lucas! And by killing him, Star Wawa is never created, and Palpatine erases himself from existence.

The movie ends with Gene Roddenberry convincing studio execs to revive Star Trek as a movie series.


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TopicA soulslike Rurouni Kenshin game
AlisLandale
06/30/21 12:48:48 AM
#8
I feel like a Kenshin game needs at least a few towns/hubs. A lot of his appeal, imo, is being the classic "wandering hero stumbles into the story and saves the day" kinda guy. Maybe have one main destination/conflict that you're traveling to as the final conflict, but structure the game as a series of arcs/smaller quests. Idk. >_>

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TopicTexas is the only state that doesn't give a Final Meal to those condemned to
AlisLandale
06/29/21 11:31:40 PM
#16
electricbugs2 posted...
Yeah they stopped doing it because one of the dudes involved in the truck lynching death ordered like $300 worth of food and didnt eat any of it.

I mean compared to how much money it costs to put someone to death, its weird that *this* is where they draw the line >_>

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TopicDid Anakin bring balance to the Force?
AlisLandale
06/29/21 10:27:39 PM
#12
Hey hey hey. The prophecy said hed bring balance to the force. It didnt say how long the force would stay in balance!

(also he technically was one of the Jedi lendingr his power to Rei
during the final conflict, so he still soooooort of was involved <_<)

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TopicYo, CNN refuses to call D. Trump former President Trump or even President Trump.
AlisLandale
06/29/21 10:26:12 PM
#22
Umbreon posted...
Calling him "President" would factually be incorrect, so of course they didn't call him that.

former presidents typically get called President or Former President, though. >_>

but yeah, wouldve been funnier to say Twice-Impeached, Failed Insurecctionist President if they were going to be petty <_<

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TopicAnyone play Ni no Kuni games?
AlisLandale
06/29/21 10:20:21 PM
#5
The game is fun, but mind numbingly hand-holdy.

Like they put a bunch of puzzles and sidequests in the game, only to tell you exactly how to solve them, which makes you wonder why they bothered putting them in the game at all. I personally got so bored with it I quit about 10 hours in.

But the battle system and story are fun.

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TopicDid Anakin bring balance to the Force?
AlisLandale
06/29/21 10:18:06 PM
#3
the sith is like a cancer. You dont say your body is in balance if youre half regular cells and half cancer cells. >_>

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TopicIf there was a real life US Industry/corp that got..*cyberpunk spoilers*
AlisLandale
06/29/21 10:17:08 PM
#4
Hopefully Google or Facebook

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TopicMaking joke topics is morally unaccpetable
AlisLandale
06/29/21 10:11:59 PM
#1
Disney made a movie about Robin Hood, who steals from the rich.

But that doesnt mean they advocate stealing from the rich.

;(

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Topic"With great power comes great responsibility" - Superman
AlisLandale
06/29/21 10:02:43 PM
#6
Its simple, we kill the Batman. -Batman

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Topic$10,000 but you just became a contestant in Fear Factor.
AlisLandale
06/29/21 10:01:50 PM
#13
I kick Joe Rogan in the shins, take his wallet, and spend his money on some Little Cesars floor pizza.

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TopicWe finally have an idea of what the FF Pixel Remasters offer.
AlisLandale
06/29/21 6:43:17 PM
#39
You know, having a 2D version of 3, in English, legally, is pretty cool. I was always sort of ambivalent on that chibi-esque, Bravely Default 3D style. Its like FF9 but with half the personality. >_>

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TopicI always wondered what Blackmore's deal was
AlisLandale
06/29/21 6:29:58 PM
#1


Like, hes unique enough that he feels like he should have some sort of roll in the story, but hes just another random boss. >_>

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TopicA hack to spend less money on gas
AlisLandale
06/29/21 6:03:24 PM
#13
Just download more gas.

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TopicWho the fuck asked for a Boss Baby sequel
AlisLandale
06/29/21 6:02:02 PM
#6
A few years ago I was having awful episodes of waking up in the middle of the night with severe heart palpitations and feelings of dread. To the point that I was actually afraid to fall asleep for a while.

During this period, to calm down, Id pop on Netflix and watch anything that looked silly or light hearted while I tried to wait out the event. One of those nights, it was Boss Baby.

Movie wasnt great, but it didnt seem terrible. >_>

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TopicWhat are we getting from the Ice Cream Woman, CE?
AlisLandale
06/29/21 9:26:37 AM
#24
I too am disappointed by the lack of choco tacos.

But drumsticks are my favorite convenience store ice cream, so I'd probably just grab a big dipper or whatever they're called here.

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Topic"Every culture has had slavery"
AlisLandale
06/29/21 7:58:58 AM
#21
Zikten posted...
Even with Egyptians habit of erasing history, we still have found stuff in their history that got "erased". That is literally how we know they used to try to erase stuff. And despite all that, we have never found any evidence that anything in the Book of Exodus ever happened. Including Hebrews being mass enslaved in Egypt, or working on the pyramids

Anyway the current common consensus among Egyptologists is that it was considered a great honor to build the pyramids and people were eager to be on the work crews. Non Egyptians were forbidden from building pyramids directly because they didn't deserve it. It was as much a religious ritual as it was a patriotic act

Ima be honest

i was hoping the overt reference to YuGiOh would give away I was being facetious >_>

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TopicI have to travel for a friends wedding in a few days. Gonna be out of town...
AlisLandale
06/29/21 7:51:31 AM
#2
Just bingewatch a few seasons of Monk to get in the right headspace

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TopicAsuka
AlisLandale
06/29/21 7:29:14 AM
#23
SDBZ posted...
Who? Alisa? Her backpack is more like a Victory 2 Gundams



Also best girl is Julia

Ima be honest. I just pop a few quarters in when I see a machine. This happens once in a blue moon, so I dont get a good look at most of the characters >_>

CyricZ posted...
https://twitter.com/wweasuka/status/977973676065861632

Fuck why am I already married

NeonOctopus posted...
Misato > Asuka > Rei

and this is the way


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TopicAsuka
AlisLandale
06/29/21 7:24:39 AM
#18
ReturnOfThaJedi posted...


CyricZ posted...
I'm the first one, huh?


She looks like a JoJo character

Im in love

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TopicPolice do not prevent crime. They respond to crime and they only solve a whoppin
AlisLandale
06/29/21 7:22:12 AM
#5
Police commit more crimes than criminals commit police

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TopicAsuka
AlisLandale
06/29/21 7:05:43 AM
#10
Wii_Shaker posted...
Nina's younger sister who is superior in every way.


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Topic"Every culture has had slavery"
AlisLandale
06/29/21 7:03:43 AM
#15
Egyptian history is a fickle thing. They had a penchant for straight up erasing things from records. King Tut? The weirdo who tried to move to monotheism?

You bet your ass if Pharaoh got btfod by a bunch of Jewish slaves theyre gonna be like uh...contractors. It was all contractors

but thats not even the biggest conspiracy regarding Egyptian history.

the thing we really need to ask ourselves is why wont historians release the evidence about the Pharaoh who was Japanese and defeated enemy nations with card games? RELEASE THE ATEM CUT!

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TopicFavorite song from Soulja Boy (Tell 'em)
AlisLandale
06/29/21 6:58:10 AM
#3
It wasnt a song, but I lold when he was shitting on Ice T for making a song called Fuck the police and then getting a job playing a cop on Law and Order >_>

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TopicAsuka
AlisLandale
06/29/21 6:41:14 AM
#6
The only Tekken girl worth stanning is Anna.

And maybe that chick dressed like a fucking Zoid idk

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TopicAsuka
AlisLandale
06/29/21 6:20:11 AM
#1
TopicThey actually selling this
AlisLandale
06/29/21 5:09:40 AM
#33
Zikten posted...
I've yet to ever see that anime so I didn't know what this was going to be. Through context I figured out what this character's about. But it is still a dumb idea for a figure.

its pretty cute as like, a gag gift.

I would never buy it for myself though lol.


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TopicGive me a list of all the sexy Pokemon
AlisLandale
06/29/21 5:07:23 AM
#3
Mastemon

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TopicWhen you hear he is a big guy, do you first think fat or tall?
AlisLandale
06/29/21 4:45:54 AM
#28
Depends on context. Either really fat, or really jacked.

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TopicYou get to choose 1 Street Fighter move from this list to do IRL.
AlisLandale
06/29/21 1:54:24 AM
#2
Whats the cool down for Bird Kick? Because 10 ft./s is absolutely ridiculous and Im tempted to abuse this for basic travel needs >_

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TopicI hope Waluigi is the final Smash DLC
AlisLandale
06/29/21 1:40:18 AM
#8
DespondentDeity posted...
Waluigi is still not in? Havent people been asking for that for over a decade?

Nobody actually likes Waluigi. Hes a joke character, like L-Block.

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TopicWhat would One Punch Woman look like?
AlisLandale
06/29/21 1:22:46 AM
#14
Irony posted...
Ok stop now



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TopicEarwigs all up in my crib yo
AlisLandale
06/29/21 1:18:22 AM
#4
Earwigs were right up there with spontaneous combustion and Bloody Mary in the things I was most terrified of when I was 6 >_>

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TopicWhat would One Punch Woman look like?
AlisLandale
06/29/21 1:08:21 AM
#10
blackhrt posted...
well don't stop now. :P



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TopicWhat will you name your first character in Eldn Ring?
AlisLandale
06/29/21 12:29:06 AM
#6
Long Johnson Silver

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TopicRussian man sentenced to 6 years jail after spending money wrongly deposited
AlisLandale
06/28/21 11:55:28 PM
#14
Banks said it was cool. Its on them.

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TopicDad told me a cat joke
AlisLandale
06/28/21 10:12:26 PM
#12
I dont think this happened. TC is lion to us

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TopicWe still gonna get an influx of Shantae porn from Smash even tho she's costume?
AlisLandale
06/28/21 9:53:58 PM
#3
You know, its weird. Despite all the big titties I cant really feel any sexual gravitation towards Shantae art. Its too...idk...cartoony?

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TopicWhat would One Punch Woman look like?
AlisLandale
06/28/21 9:22:46 PM
#7
TopicReminder that Nintendo is holding Paper Mario 64 hostage for no dang reason
AlisLandale
06/28/21 9:01:13 PM
#5
Delirious_Beard posted...
i really really fucking wish i had gotten it on the original wii virtual console before that shut down

i could just use other means to play it, but i remember this game being rather tricky to emulate a while back


if youre fine with using other means, the Wii version is just as easy to find lmao

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TopicDon't Piss Off Bradley, the Parts Seller Keeping Atari Machines Alive
AlisLandale
06/28/21 8:55:48 PM
#7
The Atari Nazi

Somebody call Elaine >_>

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TopicOh come on, who is gonna do me like THIS?!
AlisLandale
06/28/21 8:42:04 AM
#16
@RealDrizztLink

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TopicThe Simpons was the show for boomers
AlisLandale
06/28/21 8:40:04 AM
#6
Yeah I feel weird when people nostalgiapost about the Simpsons.

it started the same year I was born. By the time I was old enough to understand/appreciate its humor it was already past its prime and going downhill. >_>

(granted my parents were overprotective prudes who wouldnt let me watch it anyway <_<)

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TopicDid this person lie to me?
AlisLandale
06/28/21 8:34:12 AM
#9
The people you might know algorithm is some legit dystopian cyberpunk surveillance shit.

I have a fake account I use to talk to a friend. Literally no info on it besides a fake name and a random movie screenshot.

Somehow this algorithm doesnt just bring up people that my one friend knows. I mean, hes the only person I contact, so in theory, hes the only point of reference Facebook has to dig up possible friends. But no. Legit its found people I met out of state, or years ago, or whatever.

So idk how they figured it out, but its not crazy that Facebook did.

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Topicis street fighter the movie the game the only game based on a movie based on a g
AlisLandale
06/28/21 8:28:56 AM
#3
Pokmon Yellow is a game based on a tv show based on a game.


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TopicIt's kind of impressive how fleshed out Metroid's story is
AlisLandale
06/28/21 6:10:42 AM
#25
Given you meet it in that room with all the husks, I just assumed it ate a lot and got fat

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