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TheDarkCircle posted...

Tbh why the fuck did he say that except to be a pathetic Howard Stern knockoff? It was even shocking, it was planned line delivery that fell with a thud

He's a sports radio host and his favorite character on Frasier was Bulldog.
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From Pat Benatar: "OMG... Nice job cutting him right off! Asshole."

Ouch. Must have been a real heart breaker to hear this one.
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I went to Dim Sum Garden in PA and they had pumpkin cakes. Fucking delicious. (But they arent seasonal)

Pumpkin Spice comes once a year so savor it.
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Next time you're in a fit of rage and trying to defend your child from a rapist, tell us your trick to keeping count of the amount of times you stab them, relative to how many it ultimately took to remove the threat to you and your childs safety.

But lol who am I kidding its a joke account.
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My dick is so big it reaches from A to Z on a keyboard
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You can do it, TC. Unleash your potential. Show them your power level
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saspa posted...

Lol wasn't that weakness only something from like the golden age or silver aged era green lanterns, like an alan scott or whatever they're called.

Alan Scott (Golden Age, technically not a "Green Lantern" in modern continuity) could not use his powers on wood.

Hal Jordan (Silver age to present, minus a stint where he was evil/dead/the Specter) and all the Green Lantern Corp can not use their powers on anything yellow.

However, when Hal Jordan came back, they retconned the weakness to be related to a Yellow Fear Space Monster. And now, Green Lanterns are still technically "weak" and "useless" against yellow colored objects. But it's easily overcome by just...not being afraid. Sort of like how Jennifer Connelly beat David Bowie by saying "no u".

Anyways that comic referenced in that picture is "All Star Batman and Robin", which is a self-contained continuity where the fear monster stuff didn't happen/didn't happen yet. It's also famous for it's insanely out of character dialogue. (Batman actually calls Robin "retarded" early on and says "I'm the goddamn Batman!")
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pegusus123456 posted...

Mormonism is the self-insert fanfiction

Sounds about right. Had a hard time figuring out a cheeky metaphor that fit.

I know nothing about Jehovas Witnesses or Christian science though lol
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Apocrypha is the expanded universe of questionable canon status.
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"Why did President Kent disappear from the White House Correspondence dinner when that asteroid showed up?"

"National emergency, duh."

"And he left that fundraiser when Metallo attacked that Paramore concert."

"Hes a busy guy."

"And when Superman died for the third time, Kent was sick with pneumonia and nobody heard from him until..."

"Cant a guy get sick? Sheesh"
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Just ignore the electricity and make the paper about his manwhore exploits.
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Zikten posted...

in all those cases, he later came back and defeated the enemy. his "losses" are always temporary.

EVERY super heroes losses are temporary.

Superman died? Got better. Wonder Woman has her eyes gouged out? Gets her eyesight back. To this day, the only non-origin thing in comics that has consistently stayed dead was Spider-Man's marriage to Mary Jane.
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Zikten posted...

Batman's entire gimmick is he always wins.

That's not Batman's gimmick lol. At least, not any more than literally any other super hero. (Because if Batman truly loses, Batman comics cease being published.)

Batman has had his back broken, his master plans stolen (three times leading to major catastrophes), has wound up getting 3 out of his 5 Robins killed at one point or another, trapped in time, had his personality erased, and gotten kicked out of the Justice League. Also, at the end of Kingdom Come, he orders his steak well done

Batman gets his ass beat all the time. And without meta knowledge of Goku, would get destroyed without outside help.

Also, about that "Batman beat the whole Justice League one time" shtick from Tower of Babel.

Wonder Woman did the exact same thing, except was more clever about it and didn't get her plans stolen by her arch enemy and fuck over the world.
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This Mei girl is a super cutie.

Thanks for the heads up!
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I vaguely remember a "room" type thing. And you could put in passwords given out during broadcasts to get items. I remember randomly trying "kamehameha" and getting something for it.

No idea if that's what you're talking about.
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Havent seen it years but I remember liking it.

Thought the villain was really cool. The undead Russian sorcerer holding his life literally together with magic.
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Im ready.


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I know, I know I've let you down
I've been a fool to myself
I thought that I could
live for no one else

But now through all the hurt and pain
Its time for me to respect
the ones you love
mean more than anything.

So with sadness in my heart
I feel the best thing I could do
is end it all
and leave forever
whats done is done, it feels so bad
what once was happy now is sad
I'll never love again
my world is ending
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_OujiDoza_ posted...

AlisLandale posted...

Anecdotal, but Ive seen white people say it without issue.

But in an amusing twist of fate, no white person Ive met who can "get away with it" would be the kind to complain about "not being able to say it".

Tbh even if the "social ban" on racial slurs was lifted, I'd have no reason to use it. Was never part of my vocabulary. >_>

You use "quotations" a lot...

"Laser beams"
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Anecdotal, but Ive seen white people say it without issue.

But in an amusing twist of fate, no white person Ive met who can "get away with it" would be the kind to complain about "not being able to say it".

Tbh even if the "social ban" on racial slurs was lifted, I'd have no reason to use it. Was never part of my vocabulary. >_>
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Because forein attacks of that magnitude dont happen very often in America.

Also it spawned the Patriot Act and a bunch of other nonsense that we still bitch about today.
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Zikten posted...

Batman would win through planning and gadgets and tactics. if he had time to study the Z world, he could take down all of the heroes and villains

And with the same amount of time Bulma found th Dragon Balls and wished Batman's memory of Z World was erased. Confused, Batman goes home.
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Zikten posted...

I must be a minority in that I enjoyed the first few episodes. the Navy Seal episode was hilarious to me and I think that's episode 2

I ate TWELVE MUFFINS. AND I DIDNT EVEN WANT ONE
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When was the last time we had magic zombies?

All the popular zombies these days are virus based. Wheres our necromancers and voodoo shamans that summon zombies for their nefarious schemes
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Where does he keep his charisma and why doesn't he pull it out when he's on TV?
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Super Buu turned Vegito into candy, and look how far that got him.
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Im going through early game FFXIV, shooting for scholar.

Anyways, tank afkd in Tam Tara and I had to take over lol. It was pretty fun, I should consider picking up tanking as a second class. >_>

But yeah. Who needs tanks when youve got Gold Eevee?
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Dash_Harber posted...

We were also told Pluto was a planet

Hold the fucking phone, chingu.

Pluto was a fucking planet before 10 years ago. This isn't some case of society arbitrarily picking myths to sell as truths to ignorant children, thats a hard dicking FACT.

It wasnt until recently that Pluto was down-graded to "sub planet" because bored ass nerds need to justify their inflated sense of Reddit-given self-importance.

Humanity creates definitions. It's not Pluto's fault that its status as "big ball in space" is dictated by the capricious whims of Millenials, desperately looking for meaning in the cold abyss of space because they cant find it in their own lives.

So make sure you get your facts straight before you start spouting that ignorance. This isn't the flipping comments section at Huggington Post. This is CURRENT EVENTS

Now dont let the door hit you where the dog should have bit you
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80s is best as a non-serious childrens action cartoon.

2003 is really good if you want more serious stories, but they fuck up Shredder.

Never watched the cgi one but heard good things.

Tbh i mostly just rewatch the 90s movies if I watch TMNT at all these days >_>
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This is a pretty obvious case of deception. Anyone selling only a case woul make that detail painfully clear. NO GAME CASE ONLY or something.

Youll probably get your money back. Last I heard Ebay is pretty strict about people pulling those stunts.
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So the new Pokemon movie is showing off some of the guys that will be in the new games (togepis been here for a while now though)

So how is Gold and Silver looking so far? Pikablu is kind of cute but Donphan looks OP.
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...

Yeahhhh FIGHT!!!!

RIP noonas
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Calwyn

But CED and Yata were in two different sets.

>_>

Also honorable mention to Joeys World for giving us Sixth Sense lol
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I crouch in a corner whenever i make a call
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It was a regular normal day in Earth World. The Fairy Tail guild were doing a bunch of crazy stuff that showed how powerful their magic is and why nobody fucks with them.

But sometime around lunch, a bad guy showed up, so everyone in Fairy Tail except like, 5 people bascially dropped to Farmer With Shotgun tier. This was a really strong, really bad guy. The most powerful bad guy ever. We know this not because of his incredible feats or the story's well-constructed lore, but because this takes place, chronologically, after all the other bad guys. He had the fabulous fashion sense of David Bowie, and the rippling, thick, hard body of a "Cho Aniki" character.

"I'm going to do evil things," he taunted. Fairy Tail knew this guy was trouble.

"We need Natsu," said Gray, filled with the impotent fear and sense of uselessness that only a shonen rival could know.

But Natsu had just learned that the entire world is technically always in motion, and was experiencing motion-sickness like never before. He keeled over backwards, flaming vomit ejaculating from his mouth like Old Faithful.

"Something about friendship or something," Lucy cried, and used her summon magic. But she remembered she was Lucy and got her ass beat.

"My Dragon God Spanking Magic is unbeatable," said the bad guy, turning Lucy's ass into a ripened tomato.

Erza said something angry, and re-quipped into that Robot Girl From Blaz Blue Armor. Her fight scene was long, but consisted mostly of still shots with dramatic sounds and lighting effects, because all the budget was used to animate her titties, which were glorious.

The fight raged on for another three episodes but Erza remembered that side-characters aren't allowed to win major battles and got her ass beat.

"Stop being a bitch Natsu" said Laxus. He gave Natsu some Dramamine.

"Now I've got a fire in my belly," said Natsu, just glad it was no longer in his colon.

He tried even harder and believed even harder than ever before.

"Aye Sir!" Said Happy.

Natsu beat the bad guy and everyone was happy.

Markarov chuckled. "Maybe its time for me to retire."

But then he remembered that he was the leader of the Fairy Tail guild.

"Nah, they'd lose their dicks if they weren't attached."

"Especially me!" Said Mira Jane.

"Especially you," chuckled Markarov.

And they all lived happily through another filler arc. The End.
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I just now realized those were TCs legs and not a couch.

This whole time I thought he was joking about bestiality.
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On_The_Edge posted...

HBOSS posted...

You Trump the Boogeyman

Kekekekekeke

I remember that guy. What happened to him?
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Define "natives". Because if you wind the clock back far enough everybody is of immigrant ancestry >_>
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Spooking posted...

boogeyman2988?

I dunno I didnt ask.

Skye Reynolds posted...

lure him out of your room with a trail of worms

Im afraid of bugs

Feline_Heart posted...

Cover your entire body with paper towels. That's the boogeyman's weakness. He can't touch it because it gets stuck to his sticky body and saps up all his strength. Stay woke, fam.

The paper towels are in my kitch and im in bed

Doe posted...

this is a FUCKING video

Mwo yeyo?

MabusIncarnate posted...

deed

How lewd!
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3.33 summed up in two minutes:


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I cants sleep like this >_<
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megamanfreakXD posted...

AlisLandale posted...

What happen

he ded

Comic ded or HBO ded
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Guess it just wasnt in the cards.
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What happen
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What happened?
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Yell in the chatbox, asking if anyone will give it to you. You might get lucky.

When I hit level 30 with my last character some goldsmith randomly offered to give me a bunch of free accessories <_>
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kirbymuncher posted...

Oh I agree with TC as well it's why I haven't actually finished a pokemon game since platinum. That was just a response to the guy saying pokemon has been dumbed down

Ah I see. Mah bad.
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