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TopicAre the Clintons evil people?
AceAttorneyist
09/15/17 8:41:29 AM
#2
Isn't Bill basically a toddler now mentally?
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Topic"I'm just going to leave these pots to soak"
AceAttorneyist
09/13/17 8:48:15 AM
#13
Washing pots without first soaking them is an example of working harder, not smarter.
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TopicI have about 20k saved up.
AceAttorneyist
09/12/17 11:40:29 AM
#9
DoGCyN posted...
AlternativeFAQS posted...
do not buy a house with only 20k in the bank

Ignore this.


Ignore this person saying to ignore.
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TopicEveryone likes to pretend they're Rick, but most of them are
AceAttorneyist
09/11/17 12:14:44 AM
#2
And which are you?
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TopicI'm 6'2 and 238 lbs...yet I feel kind of athletic still. Is that fat?
AceAttorneyist
09/11/17 12:13:52 AM
#22
MFBKBass5 posted...
Key posted...
MrResetti posted...
8 1/2 minute mile is nothing to be proud of.

yeah that's pretty slow tbh >_>


Hey for a fat guy it's not too bad. Like I think I confuse people when I'm running out in public because they're like "Why isn't that dude gasping for air?"


Maybe run faster if you're not gasping for air?
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TopicMy gf broke up with me because I said I didn't believe in astrology
AceAttorneyist
09/09/17 4:43:10 PM
#4
Squidkids posted...
dodged a bullet then


This. Today's a good day.
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TopicMonaco is currently free on Steam
AceAttorneyist
09/07/17 7:26:01 PM
#15
solosnake posted...
Is it good?

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TopicFess up CE, who asked for a magic school bus reboot?
AceAttorneyist
09/05/17 12:59:49 PM
#5
Squall28 posted...
Why do so many new cartoons have that animation style? Looks so off....


Completely computer generated?
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TopicWhy haven't you learned a form of self defense?
AceAttorneyist
09/04/17 2:35:47 PM
#45
How do I tell if a school is good or not without actually doing a practice lesson? I'd like to do a martial art but am too lazy to vet the schools.
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TopicI'm one of the people on CE who are over 25, who haven't achieved anything.
AceAttorneyist
08/30/17 2:20:51 PM
#10
TC seems to have a warped and likely overly specific idea of "achievement"
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TopicI want to have a great body.
AceAttorneyist
08/30/17 2:02:58 PM
#12
Blastia posted...
steroids


Unfortunately you still have to workout even if you take steroids =_((
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Topic"Games are art" people are the worst.
AceAttorneyist
08/27/17 9:17:52 PM
#6
Pretty much anything can be viewed "artistically." I find that people do this more often with "strange" games that venture into oddball territory visually, independent of whether that thing is actually good or not (visually or otherwise).
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TopicHot damn I'm salty about the new Death Note film adaption *MARK ALL SPOILERS*
AceAttorneyist
08/25/17 11:12:26 PM
#8
My biggest problem with the movie is that Watari is not Watari's real name so none of what happened after writing that "name" should have happened.
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TopicPart of my gimmick is that I love to make fun of nerd traits
AceAttorneyist
08/24/17 1:47:50 PM
#10
How old are you TC?
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TopicBest "arc" per yugioh series? (spoilers?)
AceAttorneyist
08/22/17 10:29:59 PM
#4
ChromaticAngel posted...
mehmeh1 posted...
never watched season zero

Season Zero is literally the best one, though.

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TopicNintendo Switch worth it exclusively as a portable?
AceAttorneyist
08/22/17 6:24:32 PM
#1
Don't have a TV and don't feel like buying one.

Also, is it worth it to get it from Amazon? MSRP is 300$ but can't find it anywhere at that price.
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Topicwhy people out here calling Amy Schumer a pig
AceAttorneyist
08/20/17 9:01:37 AM
#2
As in it's insulting to pigs?
Can definitely see that, yeah.
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TopicDo white nationalists in America think the Founding Fathers didn't know?
AceAttorneyist
08/18/17 7:54:13 PM
#13
TroutPaste posted...
CE is officially shit

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/bel-air-fresh-prince

First paragraph. That was why I typed that way, dingleberries.

Yeah but your post was incoherent as fuck dude
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TopicSome girl just assumed my sexual orientation
AceAttorneyist
08/17/17 10:02:11 AM
#9
In other-words, she took a 99/100 shot and managed to lose. Call me crazy, but it sounds like she's the victim here.
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TopicYou don't lose your virginity if you wear a condom & don't finish.
AceAttorneyist
08/12/17 9:19:10 PM
#10
If that's the case then I'm still a virgin even though I fucked the girl for like an hour lol
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TopicI'm making Ellio's Pizza
AceAttorneyist
08/09/17 4:43:10 PM
#6
It's the brand they serve at the nursing home I work at. I never really eat it.
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TopicIn the last week, the only things that I've eaten are . . . two bananas and nine
AceAttorneyist
07/28/17 11:02:13 AM
#2
If this continues, your death is imminent. How does that make you feel?
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Topic10 billion dollars but you turn into a giant flying penis
AceAttorneyist
07/28/17 10:51:35 AM
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My only question is, what use would 10 billion dollars be to me at that point? I will have evolved beyond the need for such trifles as money.
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TopicCalling in sick to work Monday
AceAttorneyist
07/28/17 10:39:04 AM
#10
I'm "sick" today. I've known since Monday.
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TopicLet us remember how great the GBA SP design was.
AceAttorneyist
07/21/17 8:10:26 PM
#11
Anyone ever own the Micro? I wanted to pick one up to have a portable that could actually fit in my pocket, but they're all super expensive online (at least compared to what I'd be willing to pay)
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TopicThe Mass Effect trilogy is the greatest accomplishment in gaming In my opinion
AceAttorneyist
07/21/17 9:12:21 AM
#9
Aren't there 4 games now?
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TopicFuck today is the last day and all the garbage is still there
AceAttorneyist
07/17/17 7:54:57 PM
#44
Pics of mountain
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TopicShould I page work an hour early?
AceAttorneyist
07/14/17 6:21:54 AM
#25
Stealth bragging topic

Whatcha do tc?
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TopicSo I've been on vacation for the last 3 weeks, going back tomorrow
AceAttorneyist
07/12/17 12:00:30 AM
#1
Going to bed at 6 am and waking at 1 pm is about to take its toll

Can't sleep
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TopicI am about to tell a woman that her embryo is dead
AceAttorneyist
07/08/17 8:23:25 PM
#21
MrPeppers posted...
AceAttorneyist posted...
Leanaunfurled posted...
OleBillyBoy225 posted...
An embryo was never anything. What's the problem?

For you? Apparently, there is no problem. Is it really impossible to put yourself in someone else's shoes and realize someone looking forward to being a mother would be upset?


Any reason they couldn't just get pregnant again?


Some women get very invested in their pregnancies the moment they find out. Yeah, the overwhelming majority of them could get pregnant again but it's still an emotional time for some women when they find out that they miscarry.


I would never be able to break that news to such an emotionally invested person because I really wouldn't be able to empathize with them. Would probably come off as callous.

If it was a stillbirth, though, that's obviously much different.
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TopicI am about to tell a woman that her embryo is dead
AceAttorneyist
07/08/17 8:19:54 PM
#17
Leanaunfurled posted...
OleBillyBoy225 posted...
An embryo was never anything. What's the problem?

For you? Apparently, there is no problem. Is it really impossible to put yourself in someone else's shoes and realize someone looking forward to being a mother would be upset?


Any reason they couldn't just get pregnant again?
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TopicMy girlfriend actually suggested I sell the house my parents left me...
AceAttorneyist
07/08/17 8:17:25 PM
#2
If I were you, I would suggest a break up.
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TopicThat's it. I'm buying a fucking drink
AceAttorneyist
07/07/17 10:33:25 PM
#15
reeekt posted...
Vertania posted...
AlternativeFAQS posted...
reeekt posted...
Ten fucking. I The of being sobe

what

Yeah, maybe don't take advice from a TV character who speaks in typos and broken sentences.

What the fuck??


Gotta admit I didn't expect you to respond in this way lmao
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Topic42 million Americans go to sleep not knowing if they'll have a meal the next day
AceAttorneyist
07/06/17 3:21:18 PM
#19
QuantumScript posted...
http://www.cnbc.com/2016/12/13/americas-dirty-little-secret-42-million-are-suffering-from-hunger.html

It's almost as if some of you lack functioning fingers.


Burden of proof, etc
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TopicI'm depressed.
AceAttorneyist
07/06/17 2:00:09 AM
#5
did you pee on the carpet again?
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TopicEating 1 egg per day is just as bad as smoking 5 cigarettes per day
AceAttorneyist
07/06/17 1:51:48 AM
#6
My question is why they would choose eggs of all things to demonize. They're basically the healthiest non-vegetable.
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TopicStop justifying how bad the writing is in anime
AceAttorneyist
07/06/17 12:41:56 AM
#15
MJ_Max posted...
Itachi157 posted...
The entire library of shows?

So like out of thousands there is no "proper subtlety"?

MJ_Max posted...
almost zero


So name a few subtle ones for us
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Topic$50,000,000 but everyone other than you on CE gets terminally ill
AceAttorneyist
07/05/17 2:44:21 AM
#18
Lord_Ogrim posted...
I'd sacrifice all of you for a lot less.


Yeah lIke $50
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TopicEvery game is a strategy game
AceAttorneyist
07/03/17 2:09:02 PM
#6
chill02 posted...
SquantoZ posted...
Is sex a game?

A strategy game?


insert rod A into slot B


What's the strat for two rods/slots though?
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TopicAs recommended, I've started the Yorknew City arc in Hunter x Hunter (Spoilers)
AceAttorneyist
07/03/17 4:09:18 AM
#2
The fuck did you say about Killua
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TopicAm I the only human being who if I don't like it then I won't deal with it?
AceAttorneyist
06/28/17 1:12:21 PM
#32
Veggeta X posted...
I'm sorry you don't understand the difference between hating it but still deal with it because you actually like the end results vs hating it with no positive results but still dealing with it mainly just to whine about it.


Yet you emphatically agreed with the person who provided an anecdote about a friend who hates running even though running has objective benefits that basically everyone likes?
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Topic$1000 but you have to go to a highschool prom with dis 18 year old
AceAttorneyist
06/20/17 10:40:16 PM
#8
Vegy posted...
Cj_WlLL_VVlN posted...
Can I show up drunk?

no wtf


wtf y not
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TopicCreepy guy tags girls he's masturbated to in a status on Facebook.
AceAttorneyist
06/11/17 8:24:28 PM
#40
Makeveli_lives posted...
He should've said he left the app open and a friend wrote it


Maybe no one would believe this because he has no friends?
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TopicGoing on a Tinder date tonight. She was super straight forward
AceAttorneyist
06/10/17 2:53:08 PM
#134
Starmieketone posted...
I have only been on three dates with someone I had met through an online dating site.

The first was pleasant. We had a great deal in common, watched a foreign film and unanimously decided that friendship was more likely than anything else.

The second was the most glaring example of "MySpace angle" I have ever witnessed. Online she appeared somewhat plain, albeit with an interesting personality. In person, she was pear-shaped and had an overbite that would have made Freddy Mercury proud. We had coffee, and her opening conversational gambit was to ask my star sign and wax lyrical about the accuracy of astrology. At a loss for what to do after said coffee, we wandered. Our wander led us to a park, where she insisted on reading my tarot. She then told me about the interesting people she had met through attending Alcoholics Anonymous and Narcotics Anonymous meetings. Although I enjoyed the walk, I did not message or speak to her again. Months later, I received a text message from her saying that she had "accidentally" signed me up to the Alcoholics Anonymous news letter.



What about the third?
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TopicI had sex for the first time about a week ago. With a co-worker.
AceAttorneyist
06/01/17 9:01:47 AM
#49
XT3M3 posted...
_Rinku_ posted...
JlM posted...
ITT : Everyone pretends they didn't tell the world when they had sex for the first time.

I didn't. It's called "don't kiss and tell."


this. I didn't even tell my closest friends (which annoyed them for some reason ) I'm reserved so I keep my dating and sex life private till it's out there . kind of like Jeter.

as for your co workers. those are literally the WORST peoole you could have told . they will twist and poke fun at you guys whenever they can (which is why I have my rule about dating co workers or fucking) and even with that rule they still managed to claim I'm dating and fucking this newer co worker who I got really close with and they ran away with the stories between us


See, my thing is that they would have figured it out on their own eventually anyway. Obviously I wouldn't have had to confirm it, but I'm sure they still would have talked about it and poked fun. Thought it might have been better to own it.
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TopicI had sex for the first time about a week ago. With a co-worker.
AceAttorneyist
06/01/17 8:57:59 AM
#47
Tony_Biggie_Pun posted...
You can just apologize and be honest


Honesty is what got me into this situation lol

In all seriousness though, if there's one thing I've been with her it's honest. I even told her which people I told. I only told three people, but those people obviously told others. I've apologized for it more than once.
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TopicI had sex for the first time about a week ago. With a co-worker.
AceAttorneyist
06/01/17 8:33:22 AM
#40
So probably no way I can make up for this, right? Even if she still likes me?
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TopicI had sex for the first time about a week ago. With a co-worker.
AceAttorneyist
06/01/17 7:56:10 AM
#30
clearaflagrantj posted...
TC why the fuck are you telling coworkers that you're a virgin


Because they asked about my sex life and I didn't see the point in lying.
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