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TopicSenate Republicans grill lawyer who worked to free wrongfully convicted people
TheOnionKnight
02/17/22 10:29:09 AM
#14
They need to implement some policy to stop people from interrupting. I swear it's the same story again and again with Republicans just talking over everyone else in the room and then acting like they're right because they're louder. I have family members who do this same shit and it's exhausting.

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TopicWhat is the most irritating normal enemy in any game?
TheOnionKnight
02/16/22 5:43:06 PM
#17
Malboros from Final Fantasy are the first thing to come to mind.

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TopicDo you own a gun?
TheOnionKnight
02/15/22 3:53:21 PM
#26
No. I did skeet shooting once, which is the only time I've fired a gun in my life. I have zero desire to even handle one again.

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TopicWhat sends your anger from 0 to 100 in an instant?
TheOnionKnight
02/15/22 2:20:26 PM
#37
Nothing? At least, nothing comes to mind. I can usually keep my cool even if I'm pissed off. The anger would have to build for a while to get to 100.

I have some family members with ridiculously short fuses, so I've been mindful about that behavior my whole life and have tried to avoid falling into it myself.

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TopicPOLL: Do u wear condoms?
TheOnionKnight
02/15/22 1:41:13 PM
#37
I rarely use condoms and I don't pull out. Most of my partners have been on birth control, including my current girlfriend. One of my long-term FWBs actually had a hysterectomy. I've thought about getting a vasectomy myself, but maybe I'll want children someday...

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TopicRats are such good pets lol
TheOnionKnight
02/15/22 9:35:43 AM
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TopicMy sister said she's gonna give her 2 y/o a George Floyd tattoo
TheOnionKnight
02/14/22 8:49:24 PM
#6
Aesthetic body modifications shouldn't be performed on children.

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TopicManchin sides with the Republicans on the Courts.
TheOnionKnight
02/14/22 7:16:44 PM
#31
I am so beyond exhausted with this bullshit.

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TopicCougar explains Power BJ, yo this is someone's mom?
TheOnionKnight
02/14/22 3:22:46 PM
#9
I don't really care about blowjobs.

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Topic"Nope" official trailer (Jordan Peele's new movie)
TheOnionKnight
02/14/22 2:07:43 PM
#25
Looks promising. I'll definitely watch it!

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TopicYour reaction: Your girlfriend gets you a gun for Valentines Day
TheOnionKnight
02/14/22 2:01:17 PM
#24
I'd seriously consider breaking up with her.

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TopicThe Lord Of The Rings: The Rings Of Power teaser trailer.
TheOnionKnight
02/14/22 12:13:45 PM
#55
Looks generic Hollywood. Like it literally looks generic. I wish stuff had more varied visual style these days.

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TopicHow many cups of coffee do you drink daily?
TheOnionKnight
02/14/22 11:39:52 AM
#18
I used to consume massive quantities. Like one or two pots a day. Now I've cut back to a few cups a week. Doubt I'll drink any today.

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TopicHappy Valentines Day, Current Events!
TheOnionKnight
02/14/22 11:37:00 AM
#10
Went to a comedy show on Saturday and hung out all weekend with my current girl, but no plans today since she has evening classes. Although we did talk about trying to meet up later tonight for a few hours, so we'll see what happens. But we already did all the typical Valentine's stuff.

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TopicWhat comes to mind when you hear the term "small dick energy"?
TheOnionKnight
02/14/22 10:09:33 AM
#12
Ben Shapiro

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TopicApparently there is a civil war going on inside catholic church about gay people
TheOnionKnight
02/14/22 10:08:16 AM
#15
The Catholic Church is a bloated parasite and one of the most evil institutions in human history.

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TopicMovies with the best endings?
TheOnionKnight
02/12/22 11:51:25 AM
#30
Being There

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TopicC/D videogame players are not dateable
TheOnionKnight
02/12/22 11:46:12 AM
#22
lol I make video games for a living. Seems to give me a little boost in the dating world if anything.

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TopicIs Fascism a rising threat in America?
TheOnionKnight
02/11/22 11:23:29 AM
#3
Yes. It's worrisome, to say the least.

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TopicQueen VS David Bowie
TheOnionKnight
02/11/22 11:21:44 AM
#46
Bowie easily.

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Topicwhat are some games you enjoy that are black sheep of their franchise?
TheOnionKnight
02/11/22 11:19:19 AM
#9
Final Fantasy VIII for sure. That's one of my favorite games.

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TopicI get some pretty decent matches on Tinder but i have no idea what to say.
TheOnionKnight
02/10/22 1:36:53 PM
#8
spanky1 posted...


Man I need an earpiece with you in it like a sitcom.

lol you don't need an earpiece for texting people! And also I think Tinder is a horrible dehumanizing time-sink, even when I am getting real dates out of it. But yeah, in my experience, you want to ask for a date within the first few hours of texting. Within the first day at the very most. If you're texting for multiple days, forget it, move on, it's a waste of time and the woman probably just wants a pen pal for the attention.

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TopicI get some pretty decent matches on Tinder but i have no idea what to say.
TheOnionKnight
02/10/22 1:26:45 PM
#5
Don't let them drag out too long. Establish some basic interest, then just cut to the chase and ask for an in-person date. That's what works best for me.

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TopicAcademy Award nominees for Best Picture 2021.
TheOnionKnight
02/08/22 4:25:53 PM
#33
I've only seen Dune and Don't Look Up so far. Don't Look Up was not very good and doesn't deserve the nomination. Dune was also kinda underwhelming. Pig and The Green Knight were both much better movies.

I'll probably try to see the rest of the Best Picture nominees. Drive My Car, Licorice Pizza, and Nightmare Alley were already on my to-watch list. The other categories have some potentially neat stuff jumbled in there as well, like The Tragedy of Macbeth and Flee. I didn't even know about these movies until today. I've been so out of the loop.

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TopicHave you ever met a British Catholic Homosexual?
TheOnionKnight
02/07/22 4:14:37 PM
#8
Yeah, one of my coworkers. But he's kind of a lapsed Catholic.

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TopicDo you think Shrek would beat Sully's (Monsters Inc) all-time scare record?
TheOnionKnight
02/04/22 1:16:59 PM
#29
Shrek would probably win. Especially since he hasn't even had "training" like Sully. If he went to school to improve his skills and had a whole corporate empire backing him up, he'd be even more formidable.

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TopicNYT article on the editor of conservative children's books
TheOnionKnight
02/04/22 9:33:08 AM
#8
I feel sorry for her children. They're being cut off from the world and fed a diet of pure propaganda.

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TopicBest and worst airport you've been to?
TheOnionKnight
02/01/22 3:11:18 PM
#33
Seoul was probably the best.

Honolulu was my worst experience. Almost missed a connecting flight because it took so long for my first flight to park and deplane. Had to literally run on foot through the airport because there was no available transportation between terminals. The whole airport is open air, and it was sweltering hot and humid that day, so I was drenched in sweat when I finally got to the gate. Maybe it would've been more tolerable with better weather, under a less stressful time-crunch, but man was it bad.

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TopicWoman: This is why I always have sex on the first date
TheOnionKnight
02/01/22 3:02:33 PM
#28
I usually have sex on the first date. Sometimes the second. If it hasn't happened by then, it basically means we're not compatible.

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TopicSo I'm in a weird conundrum with Twin Peaks. I got to the reveal *spoilers*
TheOnionKnight
02/01/22 10:53:48 AM
#18
The end of season 2 is great. But the stretch between where you are now and the end is pretty lackluster. But you kinda need to watch it all for the end to make sense.

Season 3 is one of the best things to ever air on TV. But you need to finish season 2 for season 3 to make sense. It's worth it, in my opinion.

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TopicYea or Nay: Nose Rings on women
TheOnionKnight
01/31/22 6:24:28 PM
#17
All the women I know who have nose piercings are pretty cool.

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TopicIdiot deforms body with 95% covered in tattoos
TheOnionKnight
01/28/22 2:44:52 PM
#11
Most of those tattoos look pretty cool to me. I'd hang out with that guy.

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Topicliterally a new season of Ozark and no topic about it (MASSIVE SEASON 4 SPOILERS
TheOnionKnight
01/27/22 10:32:54 AM
#9
I definitely enjoyed it, but I don't know if I'd call it the best season. But I'm biased toward the second and third seasons because Helen's my favorite character.

And yeah, I kind of agree about the opening scene. I don't really care about the potential loss of suspense from flashforwards, but the fact that it's just a dangling plot thread right now feels unsatisfying. Like I wish it had been addressed again or resolved within this first half of the season. Maybe it will feel better when the second half gets released, if everything suddenly clicks into place. Hard to tell where they're really going with it.

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TopicWas the world ready for Tim Burton's Mars Attacks!?
TheOnionKnight
01/26/22 7:24:56 PM
#4
Always liked it. Might actually be my favorite Tim Burton movie.

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TopicRemember how PO'd people were when Nintendo revealed The Wind Waker?
TheOnionKnight
01/26/22 1:51:54 PM
#28
I loved it from the beginning. Still one of my favorite games.

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TopicBe honest: do feet do anything for you? are they sexy?
TheOnionKnight
01/26/22 1:43:03 PM
#7
They do absolutely nothing for me. But I think the whole "foot fetishes are gross" attitude is way overblown. I just find them to be a boring body part. If other people like them, it seems harmless and even pretty tame.

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TopicApparently "We Don't Talk About Bruno" is doing better than Let It Go.
TheOnionKnight
01/24/22 11:54:58 PM
#14
DD Divine posted...
Shiny was very Bowie sounding to me. I wonder if they had him in mind when creating the song and character

They did. In the version Lin-Manuel Miranda sings, you can even tell he's kind of doing a Bowie impression:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DnOUgFjs9sg

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Topic$20m, but you must get a tattoo of Trump taking a dump.
TheOnionKnight
01/24/22 3:16:08 PM
#19
WarfireX posted...
take it, tattoo on the bottom of my foot where it will never be seen, not even by someone i fuck

Don't tattoos on the sole of the foot wear off relatively quickly? Might be a good idea. It would naturally fade and you wouldn't have to get it removed.

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Topicdisney unprepared for popularity of luisa from encanto
TheOnionKnight
01/24/22 1:01:48 PM
#38
spanky1 posted...
@TheOnionKnight. Whats your take?

Makes sense to me that she'd be popular! She has one of the best songs in the movie, she's heroic and positive without being a "boring good guy," she has a cool design, and she's very relatable. I can't think of too many women bodybuilder characters period, let alone women bodybuilders in kids' media.

I don't know about the marketing/merchandising stuff. But I wouldn't be surprised if she's a breakout character from the movie and Disney wasn't prepared for it. Reminds me of how Disney was shocked that Lion King was successful, because they thought nobody would care about a story with no humans.

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TopicCzech billionaire 'tested' Bugatti on German autobahn at speeds of over 410 km/h
TheOnionKnight
01/21/22 8:02:27 AM
#14
Another billionaire bragging about an expensive toy. "News" like this is getting pretty damn old.

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TopicYour date: "I want to have a MMF threesome. Are you cool with that?"
TheOnionKnight
01/20/22 10:42:55 AM
#24
Never done it before, but I'd be down to try it out. I'm a very open-minded guy.

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TopicHaving a romantic encounter tonight, 2nd time since COVID started
TheOnionKnight
01/13/22 6:14:54 PM
#68
bsp77 posted...
...doesn't have to be said before a hookup.

Like I said, I'm transparent even with random hookups. Especially with those, actually. That's when I'll be blunt upfront. If I ask and someone hasn't been tested recently, or doesn't want to talk about it, then I won't pursue anything further. If I ask and someone lies to me about it, well, I guess I wouldn't know, but I always try to be honest, so I certainly wouldn't endorse potential dishonesty.

It's also about reciprocity if you're asking someone else to disclose test results that you refuse to disclose yourself. If nobody is asking anyone for any results, then that's different. Then it's fair. Also reckless, but fair.

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TopicHaving a romantic encounter tonight, 2nd time since COVID started
TheOnionKnight
01/13/22 5:57:33 PM
#62
If you're asking for your partners to get STD tested and disclose their status, but you're unwilling to do the same and disclose your own status, that's a bad double-standard. I'm in favor of regular testing, and being transparent even with random hookups.

That said, hopefully it all works out.

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