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garan posted...

Half of this terrible list are teams that have won multiple superbowls. Take off the Giants, Raiders, Dolphins, Colts, & Broncos--

Add the Bengals, Browns, Jets, & Falcons.

I'd probably still vote for the Lions.

You're correct about the Falcons.

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Bengals came to mind first but really hard to pick between them and the Lions, Jets, Browns and Chargers.

There are new teams like the Texans and Jags that are hapless but the aforementioned teams have multiple decades of futility on them.

The NFL should have relegation or something to purge these teams.

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Alucard188 posted...

The rest of the civilized world calls them 'Tide pods'.

Took me a while to get this. Underrated post.

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Tickets available now.

According to reddit the pre-sale code is: JOKES

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https://twitter.com/fred035schultz/status/1467896948493586440?s=20

Everyone has this family member.

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Slayer_22 posted...

Iglesias at Dodger Stadium? Huh. Might go see that depending on ticket price.

I'm going to try to catch 2 or 3 performers depending on ticket price. This is a great event.

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Is he a boomer? You are correct that he's wrong but good luck getting him to change.

[insert parent's voice]

"I've been doing it this way for years and nothing bad has happened. My parents did it this way and nothing bad happened."

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Two.

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Tyranthraxus posted...

One day the suicide hotline will be replaced with a 900 number with people trying to take your order.

UberKills and DeathDash will undercut the price.

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https://twitter.com/ConsumerSOS/status/1468316685778272260?s=20

After death the pod can be used as a coffin.

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Hopefully it's horseshit. The ivermectin jokes will write themselves.

inb4itsprecribedforpeople2

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Xavier_On_High posted...

Imagine if Miyazaki and Ueda collaborated. Dream come true.

That would be very interesting.

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Great game (controls take a little getting used to though). Miyazaki ironically brought me back to gaming.

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Ask someone from UK what a puffer is and you'll get an interesting answer.

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Working as intended.

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loafy013 posted...

Sorry, those are the assholes who can fuck straight off. We only ever got those orders in drive-thru,

Is it me or do the assholes gravitate to the drive thru lane if there is one?

I think a drive thru order should come straight off the board, and be by the book but it's always the case that 3 "special orders" are ahead of me. Nowadays, I walk in to the counter because it seems to cut down on the special orders.

YMMV.

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It was a chunky, pointed lump of lead designed to rip through a tanks armour.

Some guys will exaggerate about everything.

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Almost lost his shit.

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https://metro.co.uk/2021/12/05/bomb-squad-called-after-doctors-find-wwii-shell-stuck-up-mans-bum-15710207/

A bomb squad was called out to a hospital after an A&E patient needed help getting a World War Two artillery shell out of his rectum.

The unnamed man told Gloucestershire Royal Hospital he slipped and fell on the 57mm piece of weaponry on Wednesday.

The shell had been apparently lying on the floor while the patient was clearing out his collection of military memorabilia.

He was in a considerable amount of pain, a military source told The Sun.

The 17cm by 6cm armour-piercing projectile was a type of shell fired from anti-tank guns in the Second World War.

They took the weapon out of the patients rectum but called the police in case it was still dangerous.
A police spokesperson said: The item had been removed prior to police arrival and the Armys Explosive Ordnance Disposal team were contacted. They attended and confirmed it was not live and therefore not a danger to the public.

The source added: It was a solid shot round. It was a chunky, pointed lump of lead designed to rip through a tanks armour.

It was basically an inert lump of metal, so there was no risk to life at least not to anyone elses.
The shell posed a danger to the patients life as things could have ended tragically if it had pierced his gut.

This is the risk most objects pose when they get stuck in someones rectum which is not as uncommon as some may think.

Doctors and nurses have had to remove some 3,500 objects between 2010 and 2019 costing the NHS around 340,000 a year, more than 3 million in total.

The study from the Royal Wolverhampton Hospitals NHS Trust show there is a rise in cases particularly among men.

Although the study did not list what objects were used, Metro.co.uk has reported on cases around the world with people using live eels, glass bottles, an instant coffee jar with pins in the lid, a Buzz Lightyear toy, concrete mix and an aubergine.

Researchers believe a rise in internet porn and easier access to sex toys is behind the spike in people trying new things in the bedroom.

Medical professionals advise people interested in anal sexual activity to stay away from foreign objects as it is often difficult to get them out.

Instead, people should use sex toys that are specifically designed for anal play.

Gloucestershire Royal Hospital said: We can confirm that the police and Explosive Ordnance Disposal team (EOD) attended Gloucestershire Royal Hospital on Wednesday 1 December.
As with any incident involving munitions, the relevant safety protocols were followed to ensure that there was no risk to patients, staff or visitors at any time.

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I used to go to a great place for breakfast at my old job. The short order cook there was amazing at how much he could manage on the griddle. If you had your shit together, you could be in and out with your order in 5 minutes and the place was always busy (Space X and LAX people were most of the business). Breakfast platters, breakfast burritos and breakfast sandwiches.

One day a lady ordered a bacon, egg and cheese croissant with "extra crispy" bacon. I knew this was going to be trouble. She sent the bacon back 3 times. The bacon was done the first time (everyone saw it) - no pink or anything like that - she was just finnicky as hell. The bacon was done. She made such a fucking commotion (real classy lady) and then called everyone in the shop an asshole as she left.

Turned what should have been 5 minutes into 20.

Fortunately, never saw her there again.

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AssultTank posted...

Can I get the pulled pork made kosher?
"Uhh... No? Pork in itself isn't kosher."
I GET IT ALL THE TIME YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE! JUST GET ME THE KOSHER PULLED PORK OR I'M GOING TO CALL CORPORATE!!!

Reminds of the time I went to an Italian place and someone a table or two over went nuclear over "paltry" gluten free pasta options. I get that there are people who for various reasons are gluten free, and I get that they probably do make gluten free pasta but going to an Italian restaurant is not a wise move if that's your case.


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Not a fan.

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First one, whereabouts unknown,

Second one is an attorney married to a douchebag.

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Naysaspace posted...

single, 1 bedroom apartment, 2 cats, with a reddit account of 150,000 karma. She's debating dying her hair pink.

Dodged a bullet

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TheGreatEscape posted...

it's really gross so no. the conditions fishes are grown in are worse than for most other livestock and that's a real fucking low bar

As I understand it, the flesh is grey with farm raised salmon and they have to dye it pink. Even so, wild caught salmon is more deeply pink. And again, the wild caught just tastes better IMO.

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Sometimes, but I prefer wild-caught. You can see and taste a difference.

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https://www.businessinsider.com/former-kkk-leader-running-office-republican-in-georgia-reports-2021-12

Chester Doles, a former leader of the Ku Klux Klan and the neo-Nazi National Alliance, is running for office as a Republican in Georgia, per The Atlanta Journal-Constitution.

Doles, who spent decades in the KKK, including as Maryland's Grand Klaliff, filed paperwork earlier this year to run for a spot on the Lumpkin County Board of Commissioners in 2022, the paper reported.

The 61-year-old running for a local county commission office in a deeply conservative district has a checkered past. Doles has been to prison twice, per The Atlanta Journal-Constitution.

He served four years in prison in 1993 after being convicted on federal charges related to the beating of a Black man in Maryland. In 2003, he was arrested on federal firearms charges and spent four more years in prison.

In December 2016, The Atlanta Journal-Constitution reported that Doles was arrested on assault charges.

The paper said that Doles also had been linked to the Hammerskins a white-supremacist "skinhead" group.

He marched with the group in the 2017 Unite the Right rally, the deadly white supremacist demonstration in Charlottesville, Virginia, according to The Washington Post.

In 2019, Doles described himself as a "fourth-generation Klansman." He told 11 Alive that he now denounces racism and blames his past actions on "youthful indiscretions."

He said that his politics is now "in line with all Republicans" and added that he's a supporter of Republican Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene.

The Atlanta Journal-Constitution describes Doles as an "ardent supporter" of former President Donald Trump.

In December 2020, he was pictured in a selfie with Sen. Kelly Loeffler. She said she didn't know who he was,

Insider reached out to Doles for comment but did not immediately receive a response.

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In grad school a guy I knew fucked around with day trading. He made like $750 in a day once and went on about it for weeks.

After a while though, he stopped talking about day trading. He'd gotten into like a $5K hole in a few months - which is a huge amount on a graduate student's budget.

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A cousin came out as gay and seriously, Stevie Wonder could have seen that he was gay. As kids, it was always obvious. Not a controversial issue for me but for him maybe it was. He grew up in a small town in the Midwest so it may have been difficult to do for him.

On the other hand a guy I went to HS with came out and I was completely surprised. He dated a lot of girls and was a "goody two shoes" in HS. Now he's married to another man.


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I work for myself now, so no.

The last place I worked though, the management definitely could not do the work of the office I worked in. They admitted as much. One of them had even applied 3x to be a staff member and failed. Cronyism got her hired and through nepotism she brought in 2 others.

I left ASAP.

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Heartomaton posted...

Ouchies immortalized.

Seriously.

After putting out that fire, firefighters had to put out a pulsating pain in that kid's crotch.

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I'm sure just off camera the guy completely collapsed.

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https://www.wkrg.com/news/pensacola-family-outraged-after-deputy-shoots-dog-in-head/

PENSACOLA, Fla. (WKRG) A family wants answers after an Escambia County sheriffs deputy shot their dog in the head.

Mikaylah Colemans TikTok (@Mikaylakayla74) has more than 5 million views. It shows the seconds after a deputy shot her dog, Xander.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhDzk9sKiBw

Were telling you stop, she said. Hes friendly stop hes friendly and you shot him anyway.

The 3-year-old foxhound/beagle mix was in their yard near Kentucky and New Mexico Drive. Not far down the street, deputies were chasing after a suspect with felony warrants and thats when Xander ran towards the road. Coleman said she took Xander outside as she usually does, and he got excited when he saw the commotion in the road.

You just took somebodys best friend somebodys dog a family member, Mikaylah said.
Her mom, Michelle Coleman, said he was a friendly dog even to strangers.

He just wasnt an aggressive dog, Michelle said. The people in the neighborhood knew Xander, and you know, theres other ways he couldve resolved the issue.

The veterinarian told them he was in a lot of pain and would need surgeries, so they decided to put him down about an hour after the shot was fired.

WKRG News 5 reached out to the Escambia County Sheriffs Office and received this statement:
On 11/19/2021, Escambia County Sheriffs Office deputies were in a foot pursuit with a suspect with felony warrants, when a dog who was loose in the neighborhood charged at one of our deputies. The deputy asked the owner to retrieve the dog; however, the dog continued towards the deputy in an aggressive manner. The deputy fired one shot when the dog got within three feet of him in the roadway.

The officer then said to them, You guys back up so I can put him out of his misery, and Im like, Why would you say that when youre the one who put him in misery? Michelle said.

The Colemans say they just want the deputy to face some kind of punishment and be held accountable for what happened.

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https://twitter.com/cameronwilson/status/1465209051441025027?s=20

Ouch!

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Kyoto is beautiful. I hope you get a spot there.

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Arcanine2009 posted...

What about truck drivers?

Watchlisted.

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What city/university? Having lived in big Japanese cities (Tokyo, Sapporo, Kobe), and a small town (Otaru) I think the small town Japanese experience is more rewarding.

YMMV.

Good luck.

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Lairen posted...

What even caused that crash?

The road he crashed on is full of S-turns and hairpin turns with sometimes unobstructed views of the Pacific Ocean. Anything more than 30 mph is asking for trouble, IMO. I haven't driven it in years but never did more than 20 when I did.

I have heard everything from "he was on his smartphone" to "he was jerking off" as explanations for why he lost control. To add to the intrigue, the L.A. County Sheriffs cleared with Woods attorneys whether to release full findings. His attorneys only approved limited release of info - no drugs, alcohol or passengers involved in the crash.

That's all that's publicly known.

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https://drivetribe.com/p/bmw-drivers-are-more-likely-to-QjYetA_1TKilhkW9SJQF6A?iid=Qiq0wBNARpiwg2GZWhmMDw

New research from Scrap Car Comparison reveals that BMW owners are more likely to be psychopaths than drivers of any other brand of car.

The research involved 2,000 drivers of varying car makes and models to complete the Psychopath Test a twelve-question survey that is able to define where a person falls on the psychopathy scale.
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Coming out on top were BMW drivers who scored an average 'psychopathy score' of 12.1 out of 36. Following closely behind are Audi drivers at 11.7 and in third place are Fiat drivers with a 7/36.
Latterly, the drivers with the lowest psychopathy score were Skoda drivers, scoring just 3.2 on the psychopathy scale.

Another interesting takeaway from this research is that electric car owners were found to have the highest levels of psychopathic personality traits across the entire study, scoring 16/36. On top of that, those who drive gold coloured cars, or who have personalised number plates were also found to have higher scores of psychopathy.

Dan Gick, Managing Director of Scrap Car Comparison said: While our findings might back up some existing stereotypes of drivers who are unsafe on the road, its worth noting that none of the levels seen in our study were of any cause for concern, and while certain TV shows or films might trivialise what it means to be a psychopath, it is a condition that should be taken seriously.

"For us, the number one priority is ensuring that whether you drive a BMW or a Skoda, youre staying safe while driving so that your car doesnt have to prematurely hit the scrap heap!

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With bells on

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In college, Beefaroni was a staple. Chef Boyardee was a food group. I'd get the huge cans.

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Are you crossing your legs any more than usual?

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So deep in the closet he's found Xmas gifts - for 2022.

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