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Ahhhhh!

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He just said THOT BEGONE

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CalypsoDoom was no friend of mine but I don't really see the problem. You know who the problem is? Vegy. You have all let him do as he pleases because you secretly like it when he calls you ugly.

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Fish pie looks good actually. I don't like seafood but if I liked seafood, I'd try it.

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IfGodCouldDie posted...

I don't care

And?

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IfGodCouldDie posted...

Designated Drivers are a thing.

Well I can't drive so there.

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UnfairRepresent posted...

Not all drinks are alcoholic

Finna ordering water at da bar

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I don't like Wonder Woman but on the other hand, what old friend? I never kept in touch with people. I was the one who left.

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It's a magical trap. I get out my magic gun.

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I was actually a moderator once. Not here though.

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Iodine posted...

Like wouldn't you die from this?

Just spend it all quickly!

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CanuckCowboy posted...

Yea but I just saw it now.

Also by his own logic in the other topic if I responded quickly it would mean my life has no value so....

Responding slowly on purpose is really petty and just proves them right. You could just move on with your day. Surely that is more enjoyable than having a slap fight with an internet stranger.

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CanuckCowboy posted...

Hey you said a thing that wasn't tragically absurd and indicative of intense self loathing!

Good for you man.

Bit weird of you man, that post was from 6 hours ago.

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Nasty

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CanuckCowboy posted...

That's a weird take.

It also implies your life is more or less worthless since you're on gfaqs at all.

I mean...

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Mist_Turnips posted...

Hot damn, I thought my eyes were seeing things but it was true. The second I clicked topic list after posting I already had a reply lmao. Big yikes. Guess I was right about his life having no value.

I like your username.

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CanuckCowboy posted...

Ok.

On the other hand if the entire human race is of so little consequence to you that you'd rather they die with you than save them all you're probly a fuckin psycho.

And? Calling them a psycho doesn't change the situation. If anything, it makes them even more right. You can't blame a psycho for not caring.

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CanuckCowboy posted...

That's highly debatable

No one but an idiot would sacrifice themselves for no benefit. Even if that benefit was for the sake of humanity, that user clearly doesn't care. So why should they do it? They'd sacrifice themselves for something that doesn't matter to them. It doesn't make sense.

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Vicious_Dios posted...

Is this guy for real?

I mean he isn't wrong.

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lol no.

Humanity can go die in a fire.

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I feel like they would rather have a horse snack. Human faces and such.

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I don't personally recall having difficulty with her. So I don't really get the joke people make about encountering her. She still is memorable to me though because she's very accomplished in combat and outside of it as well and she has a striking appearance and unique style.

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This is a cat household. That pibble best be saying meow immediately.

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When I was your age, I accidentally touched the giant lever in Atlantis and it flushed into the sea because Atlantis was actually the world's first largest toilet.

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It automatically moderates 3 random users.

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GeraldDarko posted...

This is not the direction I thought this topic was gonna go... lol

I like them scrambled beforehand

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Sounds like an invitation to me.

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It adds nothing to the discussion. Why do you insult someone? Because you've grown tired of discussing things and because you've run out of meaningful things to say. You want to be rid of someone or you want to turn a discussion into a senseless argument.

How crass.

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I'm surprised no one has put a pibble's face on Pitbull. Or Pitbull's face on a pibble.

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It was a resounding success. Sausage Ga.

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Smackems posted...

The target is usually paperwork

So if they do paperwork they should get nekid

Exactly. That's why I'm always naked at home.

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Cringe tbh

Idc if they just got off work, I take off my gear when I'm done with a target.

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Come! Ok here I come! Watch out he's coming! Don't come! Come to me! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh here is my comeback!

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Threesome with Vegy

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If something is funny, it's funny. If it's racist, I'm not going to defend it but laughing at it doesn't inherently make you racist imo. Maybe I'm wrong and it does. In which case, you just have to not laugh next time. You laughed because you found it funny, not because you were trying to be racist. If you become aware that it was racist and try not to laugh again, then I think you are not racist. If you keep laughing, then maybe you are racist. Maybe you should go think about why it's so funny.

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I enjoy being alone. It's hard for some people to understand this and I guess I get it. Most people feel lonely at some point, including myself. But you can feel lonely around others too. If you want to get married it's fine so if you don't want to get married it should also be fine, or so one would think.

Children are awful. I don't think people should have children so easily. I would hope potential parents understand the massive responsibility of raising a child but it's clear many underestimate this and then you end up with problematic families. Like some people seem to think it's easy and get so upset when they find out.

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It reduces the chances of getting shot by 10%

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No because I don't travel

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Smackems posted...

I meant like a fig sucking up a dead mini pissum

Lol pissum

I mean it should've been digested by that point so I guess it's fine. It's like eating a man eating fish. Maybe it ate a man.

kingdrake2 posted...

i'd rather eat prunes, figs and such i hate goddamn larvets.

They're crunchy


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Smackems posted...

What if it was a dead mini possum

Bet you'd like that HUH

Well raw meat is no good. I take it out and deep fry that sucker.

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What I Like to do if I start feeling Seamus about boogies in my fritos is I shove as much as I can in there like I'm gargling a sac and then I chomp down like I'm destroying a sac and I savour all the juices. Maybe there was a bug in there. Maybe it was tasty if so. Bugs are tasty.

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I don't mind eating bugs. Protein you know?

I do mind having the runs. It's in my top 5 least things.

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Why do people eat things that force them to poo?

I ate one because I lack self control but it's going to be on my mind all day. I don't wanna get the runs.

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Heliogabalus posted...

I dont think TC cares.

TC is trying to use their childs safety to inflame people and get attention.

That's disgusting.

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I don't see how any of that was wrong. She was just saying there's always a risk and it's true. She's not saying it'll definitely happen but as a parent you always have to be aware of these things.

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I slurp them.

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Hey!

That's Mr. Americans to you.

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I have no interest.

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Babies are squishy so even if you're careful, you still have to acknowledge just how deadly even basic surroundings are to them. You have to watch everything. It's worse when they are toddlers, crawling and grabbing things and trying to eat a Lego piece.

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