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BloodMoon7 08/06/21 6:31:11 PM #1:	Why do people eat things that force them to poo? I ate one because I lack self control but it's going to be on my mind all day. I don't wanna get the runs. --- My maid will hear about this. <cite>BloodMoon7 posted [p:956844906] in I just got... [t:79601895]...</cite> <quote>Why do people eat things that force them to poo? I ate one because I lack self control but it's going to be on my mind all day. I don't wanna get the runs. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Heliogabalus 08/06/21 6:32:13 PM #2:	Figs are ok. Its plums and prunes youve gotta worry about --- An anthropophagus on Mars <cite>Heliogabalus posted [p:956844935] in I just got... [t:79601895]...</cite> <quote> Figs are ok. Its plums and prunes youve gotta worry about </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AldousIsDead 08/06/21 6:32:27 PM #3:	Less runs, more paste. Have fun! --- In simplicity, utility. Through utility, simplicity. <cite>AldousIsDead posted [p:956844945] in I just got... [t:79601895]...</cite> <quote>Less runs, more paste. Have fun! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pegusus123456 08/06/21 6:32:42 PM #4:	Just fig-et about it. --- https://imgur.com/Er6TT https://imgur.com/Er6TT https://imgur.com/Er6TT So? I deeded to some gay porn. It doesn't mean anything. - Patty_Fleur <cite>pegusus123456 posted [p:956844952] in I just got... [t:79601895]...</cite> <quote>Just fig-et about it. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nothanks1 08/06/21 6:33:06 PM #5:	What you should do is eat sushi from a truckstop <cite>nothanks1 posted [p:956844969] in I just got... [t:79601895]...</cite> <quote>What you should do is eat sushi from a truckstop</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems 08/06/21 6:33:13 PM #6:	There's a dead wasp in every single edible fig --- Common sense charged before shipping - some dude <cite>Smackems posted [p:956844974] in I just got... [t:79601895]...</cite> <quote>There's a dead wasp in every single edible fig </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TeaMilk 08/06/21 6:33:35 PM #7:	Figs have bees inside them im pretty sure --- http://large.horse/ Show icons on posts: https://openuserjs.org/scripts/melon/GameFAQs_Show_Icon <cite>TeaMilk posted [p:956844982] in I just got... [t:79601895]...</cite> <quote>Figs have bees inside them im pretty sure </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems 08/06/21 6:34:47 PM #8:	Just think about it A wasp crawls up in it and fucking DIES And the fig sucks that mother fucker up like a sketti noodle Then you eat it --- Common sense charged before shipping - some dude <cite>Smackems posted [p:956845014] in I just got... [t:79601895]...</cite> <quote>Just think about it A wasp crawls up in it and fucking DIES And the fig sucks that mother fucker up like a sketti noodle Then you eat it </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BloodMoon7 08/06/21 6:34:54 PM #9:	I don't mind eating bugs. Protein you know? I do mind having the runs. It's in my top 5 least things. --- My maid will hear about this. <cite>BloodMoon7 posted [p:956845019] in I just got... [t:79601895]...</cite> <quote>I don't mind eating bugs. Protein you know? I do mind having the runs. It's in my top 5 least things. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nothanks1 08/06/21 6:41:22 PM #10:	What are you other 4 things? <cite>nothanks1 posted [p:956845198] in I just got... [t:79601895]...</cite> <quote>What are you other 4 things?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems 08/06/21 6:42:14 PM #11:	What if it was a dead mini possum Bet you'd like that HUH --- Common sense charged before shipping - some dude <cite>Smackems posted [p:956845228] in I just got... [t:79601895]...</cite> <quote>What if it was a dead mini possum Bet you'd like that HUH </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BloodMoon7 08/06/21 6:42:53 PM #12:	What I Like to do if I start feeling Seamus about boogies in my fritos is I shove as much as I can in there like I'm gargling a sac and then I chomp down like I'm destroying a sac and I savour all the juices. Maybe there was a bug in there. Maybe it was tasty if so. Bugs are tasty. --- My maid will hear about this. <cite>BloodMoon7 posted [p:956845244] in I just got... [t:79601895]...</cite> <quote>What I Like to do if I start feeling Seamus about boogies in my fritos is I shove as much as I can in there like I'm gargling a sac and then I chomp down like I'm destroying a sac and I savour all the juices. Maybe there was a bug in there. Maybe it was tasty if so. Bugs are tasty. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BloodMoon7 08/06/21 6:43:55 PM #13:	Smackems posted... What if it was a dead mini possum Bet you'd like that HUH Well raw meat is no good. I take it out and deep fry that sucker. --- My maid will hear about this. <cite>BloodMoon7 posted [p:956845282] in I just got... [t:79601895]...</cite> <quote>Smackems posted... </cite> <quote>What if it was a dead mini possum Bet you'd like that HUH</quote>Well raw meat is no good. I take it out and deep fry that sucker. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems 08/06/21 6:44:38 PM #15:	I meant like a fig sucking up a dead mini pissum Lol pissum --- Common sense charged before shipping - some dude <cite>Smackems posted [p:956845306] in I just got... [t:79601895]...</cite> <quote>I meant like a fig sucking up a dead mini pissum Lol pissum </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nothanks1 08/06/21 6:50:45 PM #16:	BloodMoon7 posted... What I Like to do if I start feeling Seamus about boogies in my fritos is I shove as much as I can in there like I'm gargling a sac and then I chomp down like I'm destroying a sac and I savour all the juices. Maybe there was a bug in there. Maybe it was tasty if so. Bugs are tasty. I love you <cite>nothanks1 posted [p:956845480] in I just got... [t:79601895]...</cite> <quote>BloodMoon7 posted...</cite> <quote>What I Like to do if I start feeling Seamus about boogies in my fritos is I shove as much as I can in there like I'm gargling a sac and then I chomp down like I'm destroying a sac and I savour all the juices. Maybe there was a bug in there. Maybe it was tasty if so. Bugs are tasty. </quote> I love you</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JimiHendrix 08/06/21 6:52:08 PM #17:	BloodMoon7 posted... What I Like to do if I start feeling Seamus about boogies in my fritos is I shove as much as I can in there like I'm gargling a sac and then I chomp down like I'm destroying a sac and I savour all the juices. Maybe there was a bug in there. Maybe it was tasty if so. Bugs are tasty. You ever try these? Theyre pretty good - real flakey and dont taste like much except for the seasoning <cite>JimiHendrix posted [p:956845511] in I just got... [t:79601895]...</cite> <quote>BloodMoon7 posted... </cite> <quote>What I Like to do if I start feeling Seamus about boogies in my fritos is I shove as much as I can in there like I'm gargling a sac and then I chomp down like I'm destroying a sac and I savour all the juices. Maybe there was a bug in there. Maybe it was tasty if so. Bugs are tasty.</quote> You ever try these? Theyre pretty good - real flakey and dont taste like much except for the seasoning </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
kingdrake2 08/06/21 7:07:10 PM #18:	i'd rather eat prunes, figs and such i hate goddamn larvets. --- Explorers In The Further Regions Of Experience, demons to some, Angels To Others: Pinhead <cite>kingdrake2 posted [p:956845909] in I just got... [t:79601895]...</cite> <quote>i'd rather eat prunes, figs and such i hate goddamn larvets.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BloodMoon7 08/06/21 7:09:15 PM #19:	Smackems posted... I meant like a fig sucking up a dead mini pissum Lol pissum I mean it should've been digested by that point so I guess it's fine. It's like eating a man eating fish. Maybe it ate a man. kingdrake2 posted... i'd rather eat prunes, figs and such i hate goddamn larvets. They're crunchy --- My maid will hear about this. <cite>BloodMoon7 posted [p:956845969] in I just got... [t:79601895]...</cite> <quote>Smackems posted... </cite> <quote>I meant like a fig sucking up a dead mini pissum Lol pissum</quote>I mean it should've been digested by that point so I guess it's fine. It's like eating a man eating fish. Maybe it ate a man. kingdrake2 posted... </cite> <quote>i'd rather eat prunes, figs and such i hate goddamn larvets.</quote>They're crunchy </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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