Current Events > You come home to find your 16 year old daughter has adopted a pitbull.

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SomeLikeItHoth
08/07/21 5:33:34 AM
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What would you do?

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FAM FOREVER.
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Flauros
08/07/21 5:34:54 AM
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JimmyFraska
08/07/21 5:37:25 AM
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Be happy that she picked the best kind of dog
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BloodMoon7
08/07/21 5:38:19 AM
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This is a cat household. That pibble best be saying meow immediately.

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My maid will hear about this.
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Solution_45
08/07/21 5:39:34 AM
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i ask her what possessed her to bring home one of those death machines

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Human males can't get pregnant.
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UnfairRepresent
08/07/21 5:41:16 AM
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Play the fuck with it

then give long boring dad lectures about the responsibility and how I WILL intervene if she is a bad or cruel owner

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^ Hey now that's completely unfair!
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Bad_Mojo
08/07/21 5:45:53 AM
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Flauros posted...
Get rid of the dog.

I fucking hate dogs.


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Slayer_22
08/07/21 5:47:19 AM
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Immediately pee all over the house to show dominance.
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"And no I'm not signing your twitter after this type of attitude so don't ask..." - IIINCORRUPTIBLE
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Looked gf
08/07/21 5:55:27 AM
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BloodMoon7 posted...
This is a cat household. That pibble best be saying meow immediately.

Meow



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008Zulu
08/07/21 6:13:11 AM
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I'd tell them; Take the advice of Ned Stark...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNIRDsHojgo

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If you protest, it's because you feel your voice isn't being heard. If you riot, it's because you feel your voice is being ignored.
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yutterh
08/07/21 6:13:58 AM
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JimmyFraska posted...
Be happy that she picked the best kind of dog


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rexcrk
08/07/21 6:22:34 AM
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Prepare for her funeral

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Bah weep grannah weep ni ni bon
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Shotgunnova
08/07/21 8:06:45 AM
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Take me down from the ridge where the summer ends
And watch the city spread out just like a jet's flame
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