Lurker > KCF0107

I'm going to open PMs now, but first, I am going off the board to offer two contracts:

2 year defaults to G Steve Thomas and DE Datone Jones
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KCF can't actually be a real person but he is - greengravy
If you smell what the rock is cooking he's cooking crap - ertyu

Monthly Progress
Bug -
Shantae - KCF
Snap -

Nominations
Ark - Legend of Mana
darkx - Last of Us II
KCF - The Council, Mystik Belle

Supports
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KCF can't actually be a real person but he is - greengravy
If you smell what the rock is cooking he's cooking crap - ertyu

Burrito
Attack
I
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KCF can't actually be a real person but he is - greengravy
If you smell what the rock is cooking he's cooking crap - ertyu

With June being the start of the Steam Summer Sale, I always like to nominate games available there and typically lesser-known games because ownership of them is probably pretty low and a sale might be the only way to get some people to purchase them.

The Council
Mystik Belle
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KCF can't actually be a real person but he is - greengravy
If you smell what the rock is cooking he's cooking crap - ertyu

KCF has beaten Shantae

I played the series all out of order, but here I am finally beating the first entry. I cannot imagine playing this without abusing the suspension point feature on the 3DS.

Pirate's Curse >= Risky's Revenge > Half-Genie Hero > Shantae
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KCF can't actually be a real person but he is - greengravy
If you smell what the rock is cooking he's cooking crap - ertyu

The Last of Us - 6
BioShock - 8
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KCF can't actually be a real person but he is - greengravy
If you smell what the rock is cooking he's cooking crap - ertyu

4 sounds right
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KCF can't actually be a real person but he is - greengravy
If you smell what the rock is cooking he's cooking crap - ertyu

I've made significant progress in Shantae. I'm up to the fourth dungeon, Twinkle Palace. I actually really enjoy the dungeons. Outside of it though, all of the movement and combat issues are exacerbated into one mightily frustrating package.
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KCF can't actually be a real person but he is - greengravy
If you smell what the rock is cooking he's cooking crap - ertyu

Sim
Five
4
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KCF can't actually be a real person but he is - greengravy
If you smell what the rock is cooking he's cooking crap - ertyu

Because you invited people to rank, I have a very definitive Top 5:

1. Baby of the Year
2. The Day Robert Palins Murdered Me
3. Has This Ever Happened To You?
4. Laser Spine Specialists
5. Focus Group
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KCF can't actually be a real person but he is - greengravy
If you smell what the rock is cooking he's cooking crap - ertyu

Castle
Sky
Beautiful
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KCF can't actually be a real person but he is - greengravy
If you smell what the rock is cooking he's cooking crap - ertyu

Yes
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KCF can't actually be a real person but he is - greengravy
If you smell what the rock is cooking he's cooking crap - ertyu

Trade

Orcas receive:
LG Jeremiah Poutasi (79 overall, 26 years old)
RG Wyatt Teller (79, 22)
Falcons S16 7th round pick
Packers S16 6th round pick

Packers receive:
WR Lance Simms (70, 24 )
RG Isaiah Larsen (70, 24)
Orcas S16 3rd round pick
Orcas S16 5th round pick

Full disclosure: This trade has been saved in the game for quite some time now. I was trying to get specifics from this potential trade to relay to Packers while simultaneously renaming signed rookies, and I guess I saved it at one point. Because I am lazy and haven't had the motivation to add Orcas financials to the sheet, I do not have the accurate financial figures on their end.

Orcas incur a roughly $750k cap penalty to turn around $2.75 mil in cap hits into $4.21 mil in cap hits

Packers incur a $1.45 mil cap penalty to turn $5.14 mil in cap hits into $1.97 mil in cap hits.

The Orcas have been doing a major makeover this offseason, especially on offense. While both Gs have seen very little of the field, Wyatt is what the Orcas are looking for in a G while Poutasi is in there because the Packers would have incurred more in cap penalties by trading other Gs. This fulfilles their G requirements and helped out in free agency being able to narrow searches in pursuit of higher-end players. With the Orcas having already given up their 1st, 2nd, and 4th round picks next season, the Orcas felt they might as well give up draft picks they had to grab depth pieces with multiple years of control.

The Packers gain major cap relief while also plugging a hole by sending out mere depth that will afford them several routes they can take to fill their remaining hole in free agency. They also gain even more draft capital for next season that gives them plenty of flexibility during that time.

Both parties demonstrated that they understood the trade parameters, the financial impact, the (lack of) history of all players, and what each team hoped to achieve. This trade is now official.
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KCF can't actually be a real person but he is - greengravy
If you smell what the rock is cooking he's cooking crap - ertyu

OLBs
Justin Houston - 3 / $14.34 mil / $2.76 mil
Dannell Ellerbe - 3 / $12.90 mil / $2.43 mil
Anthony Chickillo - 3 / $10.08 mil / $1.83 mil
Luke Kuechly - 4 / $9.28 mil / $1.52 mil
Manuel Carter - 4 / $8.88 mil / $1.44 mil
Kyle Van Noy - 4 / $8.52 mil / $1.36 mil
Jim Jones - 4 / $8.52 mil / $1.36 mil
Daniel Bush - 4 / $8.52 mil / $1.36 mil
Corey Westbrook - 4 / $6.08 mil / $760k
Daunte Baker - 4 / $6.08 mil / $760k

MLBs
Austin Zeppuhar - 3 / $19.89 mil / $3.96 mil
Reggie Outlaw - 3 / $16.80 mil / $2.94 mil
Rey Maualuga - 3 / $15.24 mil / $2.43 mil
Chad Carpenter - 3 / $13.65 mil / $1.89 mil
Taylor Smith - 3 / $13.65 mil / $1.89 mil
Mychal Kendricks - 3 / $12.09 mil / $1.38 mil
Ken Reid - 3 / $12.09 mil / $1.38 mil
Joey Kaufman - 3 / $10.53 mil / $870k
Clarence Howard - 2 / $4.16 mil / $500k
Courtney Samuels - 2 / $3.36 mil . $400k

CBs
Demarcus McGuire - 5 / $14.40 mil / $1.60 mil
Alterraun Verner - 5 / $13.10 mil / $1.45 mil
Jamar Taylor - 5 / $13.10 mil / $1.45 mil
Ladarius Webb - 2 / $5.24 mil / $580k
Allen Gamble - 3 / $7.86 mil / $870k
Captain Munnerlyn - 2 / $5.24 mil / $580k
Martin Brown - 2 / $5.24 mil / $580k
Darrell Cruz - 2 / $5.24 mil / $580k
Jon Mike Reed - 5 / $8.20 mil / $1.05 mil
Ken Bell - 4 / $5.96 mil / $720k

FSs
Mike Mitchell - 3 / $9.30 mil / $1.65 mil
Rob Jackson - 3 / $9.30 mil / $1.65 mil
Kurt Coleman - 3 / $9.30 mil / $1.65 mil
Dorian Monroe - 3 / $8.88 mil / $1.53 mil
Kent Hicks - 3 / $8.88 mil / $1.53 mil
Jarius Byrd - 3 / $8.88 mil / $1.53 mil
Barry Church - 3 / $8.88 mil / $1.53 mil
J.J. Wilcox - 3 / $8.88 mil / $1.53 mil
Andrew Edwards - 2 / $2.94 mil / $440k
Pete Rogers - 2 / $2.12 mil / $280k

SSs
Drew Kelson - 3 / $12.33 mil / $1.23 mil
Jeremy Brewer - 2 / $6.66 mil / $760k
Baccari Rambo - 3 / $8.79 mil / $1.08 mil
George Iloka - 3 / $8.79 mil / $1.08 mil
Adrian Amos - 3 / $8.79 mil / $1.08 mil
David Suggs - 3 / $8.25 mil / $1.08 mil
Mark Barron - 3 / $7.65 mil / $1.05 mil
Morgan Burnett - 3 / $7.05 mil / $1.02 mil
Lennox Floyd - 2 / $3.24 mil / $440k
Anthony Green - 2 / $2.60 mil / $300k

Ks
Cedric Grier - 3 / $4.90 mil / $690k
Ryan Succop - 3 / $4.56 mil / $630k
Jason Myers - 3 / $4.77 mil / $660k
Will Lutz - 3 / $4.14 mil / $570k
Jason Robbins - 3 / $4.32 mil / $540k
Chris Boswell - 3 / $3.54 mil / $510k
Greg Zuerlein - 3 / $3.75 mil / $480k
Kevin Kelly - 3 / $3.75 mil / $480k
Stephen Lopez - 3 / $2.22 mil / $210k
Omar Terrell - 1 / $570k / $20k

Ps
Jacob Richardson - 3 / $4.38 mil / $600k
Bradley Pinion - 3 / $2.79 mil / $540k
Ryan Quigley - 3 / $3.24 mil / $480k
Tim Reyer - 3 / $4.26 mil / $480k
Justin Vogel - 2 / $2.04 mil / $320k
Ty Long - 2 / $2.46 mil / $520k
Matt Bosher - 3 / $3.72 mil / $450k
Ivan Dockett - 3 / $3.21 mil / $450k
Neil Wells - 3 / $2.40 mil / $270k
Heath Irvin - 1 / $570k / $20k

The deadline to send me offers for the first period of free agency will be Noon ET on Wednesday, June 16th
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KCF can't actually be a real person but he is - greengravy
If you smell what the rock is cooking he's cooking crap - ertyu

OTs
Tony Ugoh - 3 / $45.78 mil / $13.2 mil
Reggie Youngblood - 3 / $37.80 mil / $10.7 mil
Kelvin Beachum - 4 / $42.96 mil / $12.0 mil
Eric Winston - 3 / $30.36 mil / $8.46 mil
Joe Thomas - 3 / $26.61 mil / $7.29 mil
Eddie Earwood - 3 / $23.01 mil / $6.12 mil
Levi Brown - 3 / $21.24 mil / $5.55 mil
Russ Burke - 3 / $19.44 mil / $4.95 mil
Michael Walker - 4 / $6.12 mil / $720k
Trent Johnson - 3 / $4.59 mil / $540k

Gs
Sebastian Vollmer - 3 / $25.86 mil / $5.43 mil
Robert Turner - 3 / $24.75 mil / $5.04 mil
Phil Loadholt - 3 / $24.75 mil / $5.04 mil
Clint Boling - 3 / $24.75 mil / $5.04 mil
David Stewart - 3 / $23.04 mil / $4.68 mil
Justin Geisinger - 3 / $21.33 mil / $4.32 mil
Jonathan Martin - 3 / $17.91 mil / $3.60 mil
Max Garcia - 3 / $17.91 mil / $3.60 mil
Marvin Glover - 4 / $4.28 mil / $560k
Gary Perz - 4 / $4.24 mil / $520k

Cs
Leroy Harris - 3 / $14.85 mil / $3.66 mil
Chris Myers - 3 / $12.48 mil / $2.82 mil
Matt Paradis - 2 / $7.94 mil / $1.76 mil
David Andrews - 2 / $7.18 mil / $1.54 mi
Mark Fenton - 3 / $9.63 mil / $1.98 mil
Chase Johnson - 3 / $9.63 mil / $1.98 mil
Mike Adams - 3 / $9.06 mil / $1.80 mil
Nick Martin - 3 / $8.49 mil / $1.65 mil
Anthony Stone - 3 / $3.09 mil / $330k
Bubba Carter - 4 / $4.00 mil / $400k

DEs
John Graham - 3 / $25.23 mil / $6.03 mil
Brandon Siler - 3 / $22.02 mil / $4.98 mil
Nick Campbell - 3 / $18.96 mil / $4.11 mil
Vince Hall - 3 / $18.96 mil / $4.11 mil
Kyle Johnson - 3 / $15.93 mil / $3.24 mil
James Morris - 3 / $8.25 mil / $1.02 mil
Ted Beardless - 3 / $8.25 mil / $1.02 mil
Vinny Curry - 5 / $13.75 mil / $1.70 mil
Wally Springs - 4 / $6.72 mil / $880k
Charlie Dishman - 4 / $6.44 mil / $800k

DTs
Matt Kroul - 3 / $17.07 mil / $3.27 mil
Beau Allen - 4 / $20.76 mil / $4.04 mil
Albert Newell - 3 / $14.07 mil / $2.76 mil
Dominic Lee - 3 / $12.57 mil / $2.52 mil
Demonte Bolden - 3 / $12.57 mil / $2.52 mil
Randy Starks - 3 / $12.57 mil / $2.52 mil
Karl Klugg - 5 / $18.50 mil / $3.60 mil
Frank Okam - 3 / $11.10 mil / $2.16 mil
Nate Kennedy - 4 / $6.72 mil / $880k
Larry Grant - 4 / $6.44 mil / $800k
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KCF can't actually be a real person but he is - greengravy
If you smell what the rock is cooking he's cooking crap - ertyu

QBs
Ryan Perrilloux - 3 / $19.17 mil / $4.17 mil
Sam Bradford - 3 / $19.17 mil / $4.17 mil
Colin Kaepernick - 3 / $17.73 mil / $3.72 mil
A.J. McCarron - 4 / $23.64 mil / $4.96 mil
Michael Turner - 3 / $17.73 mil / $3.72 mil
Matt Ryan - 3 / $17.73 mil / $3.72 mil
Jake Christensen - 3 / $16.32 mil / $3.30 mil
Ryan Lindley - 4 / $21.76 mil / $4.40 mil
Ernie Smith - 5 / $12.10 mil / $1.95 mil
C.J. Trapp - 5 / $12.10 mil / $1.95 mil

HBs
Giovanni Bernard - 4 / $31.32 mil / $6.24 mil
Eddie Lacy - 4 / $29.12 mil / $5.76 mil
Knowshon Moreno - 4 / $26.92 mil / $5.32 mil
Lynell Hamilton - 3 / $20.19 mil / $3.99 mil
Chris Johnson - 3 / $18.54 mil / $3.63 mil
Chris Ivory - 3 / $18.54 mil / $3.63 mil
Le'Veon Bell - 4 / $24.72 mil / $4.84 mil
Ben Slater - 4 / $22.48 mil / $4.36 mil
Tre Mason - 5 / $13.45 mil / $2.35 mil
Al Johnson - 5 / $9.20 mil / $1.45 mil

FBs
Joe Hanks - 3 / $3.09 mil / $420k
Anthony Lewis - 3 / $3.09 mil / $420k
Craig Moss - 3 / $3.00 mil / $390k
Anthony Montana - 3 / $3.00 mil / $390k
Gabe Reid - 3 / $3.00 mil / $390k
Clyde Johnson - 3 / $3.15 mil / $390k
Toby Hubbard - 3 / $3.15 mil / $390k
Jaret Lewis - 3 / $2.91 mil / $360k
Gary Johnson - 1 / $740k / $50k
Doug Lott - 1 / $580k / 10k

WRs
O.J. Murdock - 3 / $19.23 mil / $3.24 mil
Fred Rouse - 3 / $17.76 mil / $3.00 mil
James Jones - 3 / $17.76 mil / $3.00 mil
Marques Colston - 4 / $23.68 mil / $4.00 mil
Brandin Cooks - 4 / $23.68 mil / $4.00 mil
Andre Caldwell - 3 / $16.26 mil / $2.73 mil
Derrick Williams - 3 / $16.26 mil / $2.73 mil
Keenan Allen - 4 / $21.68 mil / $3.64 mil
Ian Shelton - 5 / $11.40 mil / $1.65 mil
Alex Wilson - 3 / $6.03 mil / $840k

TEs
Jace Amaro - 3 / $9.66 mil / $1.62 mil
Austin Sef Jenkins - 3 / $9.00 mil / $1.44 mil
Kyle Rudolph - 4 / $11.08 mil / $1.68 mil
Larry Donnell - 4 / $10.44 mil / $1.56 mil
Jermaine Gresham - 4 / $9.80 mil / $1.48 mil
Crockett Gilmore - 4 / $8.48 mil / $1.24 mil
Jeff Heuerman - 4 / $8.48 mil / $1.24 mil
Clive Walford - 4 / $8.48 mil / $1.24 mil
Antonio Jensen - 4 / $4.84 mil / $600k
Akeem Frazier - 4 / $4.68 mil / $560k
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KCF can't actually be a real person but he is - greengravy
If you smell what the rock is cooking he's cooking crap - ertyu

Island
Doldrums
Judgment
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KCF can't actually be a real person but he is - greengravy
If you smell what the rock is cooking he's cooking crap - ertyu

First Round of Free Agency

Broncos sign TE Jonathan Hannah to a 3 year deal
Broncos sign QB Andrew Luck to a 4 year deal
Brocnos sign G Kelvin Chiasson to a 3 year deal
Browns sign TE Cameron Brate to a 3 year deal
Browns sign HB Billy Booker to a 3 year deal
Browns sign K Cody Parkey to a 2 year deal
Chiefs sign CB Sean Smith to a 3 year deal
Cowboys sign OT Johnny Coker to a 3 year deal
Cowboys sign FB Jeremy Knight to a 3 year deal
Cowboys sign HB Justin Vincent to a 3 year deal
Cowboys sign G Jeromy Clary to a 3 year deal
Eagles sign FS Donald Jones to a 4 year deal
Express sign WR Demiko Goodman to a 3 year deal
Express sign DE Cameron Morrah to a 3 year deal
Express sign K Sergio Aguayo to a 3 year deal
Express sign DE Kevin Simon to a 3 year deal
Express sign HB Erik Haw to a 3 year deal
49ers sign WR Cordarelle Patterson to a 4 year deal
Lions sign WR Leonard Matthews to a 4 year deal
Orcas sign QB Chris Leak to a 2 year deal
Orcas sign FB Mac Kennedy to a 3 year deal
Orcas sign HB LaMarcus Coker to a 3 year deal
Orcas sign WR Xavier Carter to a 3 year deal
Orcas sign QB Jameis Winston to a 5 year deal
Orcas sign WR Quentin Chaney to a 3 year deal
Orcas sign OT Denzelle Good to a 3 year deal
Orcas sign CB Patrick Peterson to a 3 year deal
Panthers sign DE Bobby Garlitz to a 3 year deal
Patriots sign FS Duron Harmon to a 3 year deal
Patriots sign FB Mike Smith to a 3 year deal
Patriots sign G Amos Teague to a 4 year deal
Patriots sign P Scott Kozlowski to a 2 year deal
Patriots sign OT Herman Miles to a 4 year deal
Patriots sign QB Joey Wilson to a 3 year deal
Patriots sign OLB Doug Benson to a 4 year deal
Patriots sign TE Rondell Rucker to a 3 year deal
Patriots sign DT Tim Valentine to a 5 year deal
Pioneers sign DE LaMarr Woodley to a 3 year deal
Pioneers sign QB Chad Henne to a 3 year deal
Pioneers sign WR Jayson Swain to a 3 year deal
Pioneers sign CB Anthony Wiseman to a 2 year deal
Pioneers sign OT Zach Strief to a 3 year deal
Raiders sign HB Alfred Blue to a 5 year deal
Rams sign HB Romance Taylor to a 3 year deal
Rams sign Dajleon Farr to a 3 year deal
Rams sign G Taitusi Lutui to a 3 year deal
Ravens sign QB Kirby Freeman to a 3 year deal
Ravens sign TE Brandon Pettigrew to a 3 year deal
Ravens sign G Shannon Tevaga to a 3 year deal
Ravens sign FS Kyle Jackson to a 3 year deal
Ravens sign K Taylor Melhaff to a 3 year deal
Ravens sign WR Michael Crabtree to a 4 year deal
Seahawks sign G Brett Palmer to a 4 year deal
Seahawks sign TE Delanie Walker to a 3 year deal
Seahawks sign DE Brick Massey to a 3 year deal
Seahawks sign DT Kawann Short to a 4 year deal
Seahawks sign G Freddy Saint-Preux to a 3 year deal
Seahawks sign HB Shane Archie to a 3 year deal
Seahawks sign WR Eddie Royal to a 3 year deal
Seahawks sign DE Jeremiah Castorani to a 4 year deal
Seahawks sign OLB Shaun Dion Hamilton to a 3 year deal
Seahawks sign FS Atari Howard to a 4 year deal
Seahawks sign CB Delvin Breaux to a 3 year deal
Titans sign C Justin Britt to a 3 year deal
Titans sign TE L.J. Jackson to a 4 year deal
Titans sign QB Vince Young to a 2 year deal
Vikings sign QB David Fales to a 5 year deal
Vikings sign WR Mario Urruttia to a 3 year deal
Vikings sign FB Javorski Lane to a 3 year deal
Vikings sign DE Ty Steinkuhler to a 2 year deal
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KCF can't actually be a real person but he is - greengravy
If you smell what the rock is cooking he's cooking crap - ertyu

Okay, I will begin opening PMs soon, but first, I want to post the contract offers I will be making in the first phase

QB Leak 2 / $27.0 mil / $7.00 mil
HB Coker 3 / $26.0 mil / $6.00 mil
FB Kennedy 3 / $3.36 mil / $600k
CB Peterson 3 / $17.00 mil / $3.60 mil

And then a bunch of players not on the list

OT Good 3 year default
WR Chaney 3 year asking price
WR Carter 3 year asking price
QB Winston 5 year asking price
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KCF can't actually be a real person but he is - greengravy
If you smell what the rock is cooking he's cooking crap - ertyu

I'm now wondering if I will beat any games lol.

I'm on Chapter 3 in Big Fables, just entered the factory and working my way to Golem Mines or something in Shantae.
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KCF can't actually be a real person but he is - greengravy
If you smell what the rock is cooking he's cooking crap - ertyu

Grand
Resurrected
Bowser
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KCF can't actually be a real person but he is - greengravy
If you smell what the rock is cooking he's cooking crap - ertyu

Bump
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KCF can't actually be a real person but he is - greengravy
If you smell what the rock is cooking he's cooking crap - ertyu

Yes

One of the best
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KCF can't actually be a real person but he is - greengravy
If you smell what the rock is cooking he's cooking crap - ertyu

Forever
Threat
Gunshot
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KCF can't actually be a real person but he is - greengravy
If you smell what the rock is cooking he's cooking crap - ertyu

I haven't played Shantae for several days, but I am at the first dungeon, Dribble Fountain or something.

I love Bug Fables a lot, but I've been busy these past few days and have mostly spent my gaming time on PC, so I'm only on Chapter 2, though maybe toward the end of it? I just completed the festival ritual/fight
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KCF can't actually be a real person but he is - greengravy
If you smell what the rock is cooking he's cooking crap - ertyu

AI trade

Browns receive:
DE Johnny Stegall (87 overall, 32 years old)
OLB Jeremiah Attachou (78, 28)
CB Richard Sherman (78, 31)

Seahawks receive:
OLB Aaron Curry (89, 31)

The Browns will incur a $1.40 mil cap penalty to turn an $8.34 mil cap hit into $5.58 mil in cap hits

The Seahawks will incur a $3.06 mil cap penalty to turn $8.64 mil in cap hits into a $6.94 mil cap hit

The Browns felt that other LBs have surpassed Curry in performance over the years and were looking to sell high on him now, and they get back three potential starters in return, two of which are under contract for multiple seasons. Stegall immediately improves a suspect DL. Sherman can potentially form a new tandem with Janoris Jenkins or at least be on the field a lot in the slot. Attachou can compete with Kris Perry and Jacob Martin for Curry's old spot. They also fill two additional holes and save nearly $1.5 mil in cap space.

The Seahawks find Justin Houston's replacement in Curry who helps remake this LB group for them. At 31, he still has several years of high play left in him. It did come at the cost of their longtime DE Stegall, another starter in Sherman, and what could have been Houston's replacement in Attachou, but with saving almost two mil in cap space while owning the league's most cap space, they can easily afford replacements in free agency.

The Browns understood the trade parameters, the financial impact, the histories of all players involved, and why this makes sense for the Seahawks.

This trade is now official.
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KCF can't actually be a real person but he is - greengravy
If you smell what the rock is cooking he's cooking crap - ertyu

(Super) Cloudbuilt and (New) Super Lucky's Tale are what first came to mind but those are both complicated in that they are simultaneously remakes and remasters, so I don't know if that is what you are looking for.
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KCF can't actually be a real person but he is - greengravy
If you smell what the rock is cooking he's cooking crap - ertyu

Shackled
Love
Targets
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KCF can't actually be a real person but he is - greengravy
If you smell what the rock is cooking he's cooking crap - ertyu

6.5

Cool premise that could have gone in some very interesting directions but ultimately chose not to in order to stick to its saccharine agenda as someone pointed out.

The highlights of the game are its gameplay/puzzles and animation, not the plot or characters.
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KCF can't actually be a real person but he is - greengravy
If you smell what the rock is cooking he's cooking crap - ertyu

colliding posted...

I had to look up the pac man theme. I don't think it's that recognizable.

I can assure you that it is
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KCF can't actually be a real person but he is - greengravy
If you smell what the rock is cooking he's cooking crap - ertyu

1-1
1-2
Pac-Man

Probably in that order
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KCF can't actually be a real person but he is - greengravy
If you smell what the rock is cooking he's cooking crap - ertyu

Vast
Nostalgia
Teknopathetic
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KCF can't actually be a real person but he is - greengravy
If you smell what the rock is cooking he's cooking crap - ertyu

I haven't played this in almost 15 years, but I will go with 7.5
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KCF can't actually be a real person but he is - greengravy
If you smell what the rock is cooking he's cooking crap - ertyu

Rise
Mikazuchi
Hunter
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KCF can't actually be a real person but he is - greengravy
If you smell what the rock is cooking he's cooking crap - ertyu

My first thought was one of the many Sam & Max games
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KCF can't actually be a real person but he is - greengravy
If you smell what the rock is cooking he's cooking crap - ertyu

Voted for 15 straight winners!
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KCF can't actually be a real person but he is - greengravy
If you smell what the rock is cooking he's cooking crap - ertyu

A 7 I guess
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KCF can't actually be a real person but he is - greengravy
If you smell what the rock is cooking he's cooking crap - ertyu

KCF0107 posted...

If you do have a question and use the PM system instead of the topic or Discord, make sure that you are clear that you are asking a question, or I might not open it out of fear the PM containing contract offers. There is at least one user that violates that sends me a PM that has no indication of containing offers but lo and behold, it does. Please make our 15th season the first where I don't run into that problem.

*cue sad trombone music*
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KCF can't actually be a real person but he is - greengravy
If you smell what the rock is cooking he's cooking crap - ertyu

Catabolism
Bound
Business
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KCF can't actually be a real person but he is - greengravy
If you smell what the rock is cooking he's cooking crap - ertyu

Make that 12-0 over the past four days!
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KCF can't actually be a real person but he is - greengravy
If you smell what the rock is cooking he's cooking crap - ertyu

5.5 sounds about right
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KCF can't actually be a real person but he is - greengravy
If you smell what the rock is cooking he's cooking crap - ertyu

OLBs
Justin Houston - 3 / $14.34 mil / $2.76 mil
Dannell Ellerbe - 3 / $12.90 mil / $2.43 mil
Anthony Chickillo - 3 / $10.08 mil / $1.83 mil
Luke Kuechly - 4 / $9.28 mil / $1.52 mil
Manuel Carter - 4 / $8.88 mil / $1.44 mil
Kyle Van Noy - 4 / $8.52 mil / $1.36 mil
Jim Jones - 4 / $8.52 mil / $1.36 mil
Daniel Bush - 4 / $8.52 mil / $1.36 mil
Daunte Baker - 4 / $6.08 mil / $760k
Doug Benson - 4 / $5.52 mil / $680k

MLBs
Austin Zeppuhar - 3 / $19.89 mil / $3.96 mil
Reggie Outlaw - 3 / $16.80 mil / $2.94 mil
Rey Maualuga - 3 / $15.24 mil / $2.43 mil
Chad Carpenter - 3 / $13.65 mil / $1.89 mil
Taylor Smith - 3 / $13.65 mil / $1.89 mil
Mychal Kendricks - 3 / $12.09 mil / $1.38 mil
Ken Reid - 3 / $12.09 mil / $1.38 mil
Joey Kaufman - 3 / $10.53 mil / $870k
Clarence Howard - 2 / $4.16 mil / $500k
Courtney Samuels - 2 / $3.36 mil . $400k

CBs
Patrick Peterson - 3 / $15.39 mil / $2.37 mil
Delvin Breaux - 3 / $15.09 mil / $2.22 mil
Sean Smith - 3 / $9.39 mil / $1.02 mil
Demarcus McGuire - 5 / $14.40 mil / $1.60 mil
Alterraun Verner - 5 / $13.10 mil / $1.45 mil
Jamar Taylor - 5 / $13.10 mil / $1.45 mil
Ladarius Webb - 2 / $5.24 mil / $580k
Allen Gamble - 3 / $7.86 mil / $870k
Jon Mike Reed - 5 / $8.20 mil / $1.05 mil
Ken Bell - 4 / $5.96 mil / $720k

FSs
Mike Mitchell - 3 / $9.30 mil / $1.65 mil
Rob Jackson - 3 / $9.30 mil / $1.65 mil
Kurt Coleman - 3 / $9.30 mil / $1.65 mil
Dorian Monroe - 3 / $8.88 mil / $1.53 mil
Kent Hicks - 3 / $8.88 mil / $1.53 mil
Duron Harmon - 3 / $8.88 mil / $1.53 mil
Jarius Byrd - 3 / $8.88 mil / $1.53 mil
Barry Church - 3 / $8.88 mil / $1.53 mil
Pete Rogers - 2 / $2.12 mil / $280k
Donald Jones - 4 / $4.20 mil / $520k

SSs
Drew Kelson - 3 / $12.33 mil / $1.23 mil
Jeremy Brewer - 2 / $6.66 mil / $760k
Baccari Rambo - 3 / $8.79 mil / $1.08 mil
George Iloka - 3 / $8.79 mil / $1.08 mil
Adrian Amos - 3 / $8.79 mil / $1.08 mil
David Suggs - 3 / $8.25 mil / $1.08 mil
Mark Barron - 3 / $7.65 mil / $1.05 mil
Morgan Burnett - 3 / $7.05 mil / $1.02 mil
Lennox Floyd - 2 / $3.24 mil / $440k
Anthony Green - 2 / $2.60 mil / $300k

Ks
Sergio Aguayo - 3 / $7.83 mil / $990k
Taylor Melhaff - 3 / $5.58 mil / $750k
Cedric Grier - 3 / $4.90 mil / $690k
Ryan Succop - 3 / $4.56 mil / $630k
Jason Myers - 3 / $4.77 mil / $660k
Cody Parkey - 3 / $4.77 mil / $660k
Will Lutz - 3 / $4.14 mil / $570k
Jason Robbins - 3 / $4.32 mil / $540k
Stephen Lopez - 3 / $2.22 mil / $210k
Omar Terrell - 1 / $570k / $20k

Ps
Scott Kozlowski - 2 / $2.96 mil / $780k
Jacob Richardson - 3 / $4.38 mil / $600k
Bradley Pinion - 3 / $2.79 mil / $540k
Ryan Quigley - 3 / $3.24 mil / $480k
Tim Reyer - 3 / $4.26 mil / $480k
Justin Vogel - 2 / $2.04 mil / $320k
Ty Long - 2 / $2.46 mil / $520k
Matt Bosher - 3 / $3.72 mil / $450k
Neil Wells - 3 / $2.40 mil / $270k
Heath Irvin - 1 / $570k / $20k

The deadline to send me offers for the first period of free agency will be 11:59 PM ET on Saturday, June 12th
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KCF can't actually be a real person but he is - greengravy
If you smell what the rock is cooking he's cooking crap - ertyu

I'm 9-0 the last three days. Nice
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KCF can't actually be a real person but he is - greengravy
If you smell what the rock is cooking he's cooking crap - ertyu

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KCF can't actually be a real person but he is - greengravy
If you smell what the rock is cooking he's cooking crap - ertyu

OTs
Tony Ugoh - 3 / $45.78 mil / $13.2 mil
Reggie Youngblood - 3 / $37.80 mil / $10.7 mil
Zach Strief - 3 / $34.08 mil / $9.60 mil
Kelvin Beachum - 4 / $42.96 mil / $12.0 mil
Eric Winston - 3 / $30.36 mil / $8.46 mil
Joe Thomas - 3 / $26.61 mil / $7.29 mil
Eddie Earwood - 3 / $23.01 mil / $6.12 mil
Levi Brown - 3 / $21.24 mil / $5.55 mil
Trent Johnson - 3 / $4.59 mil / $540k
Herman Miles - 4 / $5.76 mil / $640k

Gs
Sebastian Vollmer - 3 / $25.86 mil / $5.43 mil
Robert Turner - 3 / $24.75 mil / $5.04 mil
Phil Loadholt - 3 / $24.75 mil / $5.04 mil
Clint Boling - 3 / $24.75 mil / $5.04 mil
Taitusi Lutui - 3 / $23.04 mil / $4.68 mil
David Stewart - 3 / $23.04 mil / $4.68 mil
Justin Geisinger - 3 / $21.33 mil / $4.32 mil
Jonathan Martin - 3 / $17.91 mil / $3.60 mil
Amos Teague - 4 / $4.24 mil / $520k
Gary Perz - 4 / $4.24 mil / $520k

Cs
Leroy Harris - 3 / $14.85 mil / $3.66 mil
Justin Britt - 2 / $8.70 mil / $1.98 mil
Chris Myers - 3 / $12.48 mil / $2.82 mil
Matt Paradis - 2 / $7.94 mil / $1.76 mil
David Andrews - 2 / $7.18 mil / $1.54 mi
Mark Fenton - 3 / $9.63 mil / $1.98 mil
Chase Johnson - 3 / $9.63 mil / $1.98 mil
Mike Adams - 3 / $9.06 mil / $1.80 mil
Anthony Stone - 3 / $3.09 mil / $330k
Bubba Carter - 4 / $4.00 mil / $400k

DEs
John Graham - 3 / $25.23 mil / $6.03 mil
Brandon Siler - 3 / $22.02 mil / $4.98 mil
Bobby Garlitz - 3 / $20.49 mil / $4.56 mil
Nick Campbell - 3 / $18.96 mil / $4.11 mil
Brick Massey - 3 / $18.96 mil / $4.11 mil
Vince Hall - 3 / $18.96 mil / $4.11 mil
Kyle Johnson - 3 / $15.93 mil / $3.24 mil
James Morris - 3 / $8.25 mil / $1.02 mil
Wally Springs - 4 / $6.72 mil / $880k
Charlie Dishman - 4 / $6.44 mil / $800k

DTs
Kawann Short - 4 / $42.84 mil / $10.3 mil
Matt Kroul - 3 / $17.07 mil / $3.27 mil
Beau Allen - 4 / $20.76 mil / $4.04 mil
Albert Newell - 3 / $14.07 mil / $2.76 mil
Dominic Lee - 3 / $12.57 mil / $2.52 mil
Demonte Bolden - 3 / $12.57 mil / $2.52 mil
Randy Starks - 3 / $12.57 mil / $2.52 mil
Karl Klugg - 5 / $18.50 mil / $3.60 mil
Larry Grant - 4 / $6.44 mil / $800k
Tim Valentine - 5 / $7.15 mil / $850k
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KCF can't actually be a real person but he is - greengravy
If you smell what the rock is cooking he's cooking crap - ertyu

QBs
Vince Young - 2 / $39.80 mil / $11.3 mil
Chris Leak - 2 / $21.88 mil / $5.62 mil
Kirby Freeman - 3 / $21.96 mil / $5.01 mil
Andrew Luck - 4 / $29.28 mil / $6.68 mil
Ryan Perrilloux - 3 / $19.17 mil / $4.17 mil
Sam Bradford - 3 / $19.17 mil / $4.17 mil
Colin Kaepernick - 3 / $17.73 mil / $3.72 mil
A.J. McCarron - 4 / $23.64 mil / $4.96 mil
David Fales - 5 / $12.10 mil / $1.95 mil
Joey Wilson - 3 / $6.30 mil / $990k

HBs
LaMarcus Coker - 3 / $23.49 mil / $4.68 mil
Giovannie Bernard - 4 / $31.32 mil / $6.24 mil
Romance Taylor - 3 / $21.84 mil / $4.32 mil
Eddie Lacy - 4 / $29.12 mil / $5.76 mil
Knowshon Moreno - 4 / $26.92 mil / $5.32 mil
Lynell Hamilton - 3 / $20.19 mil / $3.99 mil
Chris Johnson - 3 / $18.54 mil / $3.63 mil
Chris Ivory - 3 / $18.54 mil / $3.63 mil
Billy Booker - 3 / $6.03 mil / $990k
Al Johnson - 5 / $9.20 mil / $1.45 mil

FBs
Javorski Lane - 3 / $15.96 mil / $4.29 mil
Mike Smith - 3 / $14.85 mil / $3.81 mil
Jeremy Knight - 3 / $3.39 mil / $630k
Mac Kennedy - 3 / $3.36 mil / $600k
Joe Hanks - 3 / $3.09 mil / $420k
Anthony Lewis - 3 / $3.09 mil / $420k
Craig Moss - 3 / $3.00 mil / $390k
Anthony Montana - 3 / $3.00 mil / $390k
Gary Johnson - 1 / $740k / $50k
Doug Lott - 1 / $580k / 10k

WRs
O.J. Murdock - 3 / $19.23 mil / $3.24 mil
Fred Rouse - 3 / $17.76 mil / $3.00 mil
James Jones - 3 / $17.76 mil / $3.00 mil
Marques Colston - 4 / $23.68 mil / $4.00 mil
Brandin Cooks - 4 / $23.68 mil / $4.00 mil
Andre Caldwell - 3 / $16.26 mil / $2.73 mil
Cordarrelle Patterson - 4 / $21.68 mil / $3.64 mil
Derrick Williams - 3 / $16.26 mil / $2.73 mil
Alex Wilson - 3 / $6.03 mil / $840k
Leonard Matthews - 3 / $4.83 mil / $600k

TEs
Cameron Brate - 3 / $13.74 mil / $2.67 mil
Jace Amaro - 3 / $9.66 mil / $1.62 mil
Austin Sef Jenkins - 3 / $9.00 mil / $1.44 mil
Kyle Rudolph - 4 / $11.08 mil / $1.68 mil
Larry Donnell - 4 / $10.44 mil / $1.56 mil
Jermaine Gresham - 4 / $9.80 mil / $1.48 mil
Dajleon Farr - 3 / $6.87 mil / $1.02 mil
Jonathan Hannah - 3 / $6.36 mil / $930k
L.J. Jackson - 4 / $4.68 mil / $560k
Rondell Rucker - 3 / $2.79 mil / $300k
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KCF can't actually be a real person but he is - greengravy
If you smell what the rock is cooking he's cooking crap - ertyu

There will be three periods of free agency, each subsequent period spanning fewer real life days than the previous one. Here are the tentative real life days each period will last:
1st - 7 days
2nd - 4 days
3rd - 1 day

Here are some sample contract offers that I will accept, including to more simple approaches:
4 / $10.00 mil / $3.00 mil
3 years default + $2 mil total salary + $500k signing bonus
2 years default

When you give me an offer, you are offering my consent to offer the player the closest deal that he will consider, meaning that if you offer 4 / $10.00 mil / $3.00 mil and he will only consider it when it is 4 / $11.00 mil / $3.40 mil, I will offer him the latter. If that does not sit well with you, then you have the simpler options I previously laid out or you can explicitly say not to offer the contract unless he will consider those exact terms.

When you PM me the offers, I want you to include a header that says "[Your Team]'s Offers" so that I don't accidentally open them. In addition to being the commissioner, I am also in charge of the Orcas, so there could be some conflict of interest. Thus, the best way around that is for me to not open those PMs until the deadline for the current phase has passed. I have default PM settings, so you can tell if and when I open a PM of yours. Out of fairness, I will publicly reveal my offers once the deadline has passed and before I open up any PMs.

Under no circumstances may you ask me if so and so player will consider a certain deal or anything of that nature. You may ask me general questions regarding free agency but nothing that goes against the spirit of it or give you a competitive advantage. If you do have a question and use the PM system instead of the topic or Discord, make sure that you are clear that you are asking a question, or I might not open it out of fear the PM containing contract offers. There is at least one user that violates that sends me a PM that has no indication of containing offers but lo and behold, it does. Please make our 15th season the first where I don't run into that problem.

There are two types of contract offers that I will immediately discard:
1. Any mentioning of the word maximum pertaining to total salary and/or signing bonus
2. A massive one year contract (possibly two-year contracts depending on the situation)

The first one I have actually received in the past. I threw it out because it is both unfair in the laziest of ways and also impossible as you can go quite high in total salary, and I do not want to spend 20 minutes inputting a single offer.

The second one is also unfair to teams with lots of cap space to maintain artificial flexibility for future seasons by using up a lot of cap space this season and then sign that same player next season to an uncontested market or below-market contract in the following offseason in a process they can repeat as many times as they can/want.

Also due to fairness, any cuts you wish to make during free agency must be done well ahead of time to give other users enough of a chance to make a bid on their services:
- 96 hours prior to the end of Period 1
- 48 hours prior to the end of Period 2
- No cuts allowed in Period 3

Most users should have been told when they signed their rookies in the spreadsheet, Discord, or via PM of their cap space and roster holes entering free agency. If I did not, feel free to consult the roster sheet and compare with the roster requirements listed in the first column or ask me what your holes are. Should free agency end with there still being holes on your roster, the AI will fill those holes for you. You do not have to be under the salary cap at the end of free agency. I will give users several days after free agency ends to do so.

One big thing that I want to add is that many positions are very sensitive to starting status relative to their rating. QBs, HBs, FSs, CBs, and several other positions have expectations to start when they are around 82 or above. If you desire to sign someone at 82+ and are not expecting them to start for you, I highly urge you to offer them a contract no longer than 2 years in length. It is possible that they might demand a trade after just one season, but attempting to sign them to a 1 or 2 year deal will significantly reduce the financial penalty you would be dealt with if having to move on from them while they are still under contract.
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KCF can't actually be a real person but he is - greengravy
If you smell what the rock is cooking he's cooking crap - ertyu

Free Agency

See all those players in the free agent sheet? Now is the time to attempt to sign them to your team ahead of the preseason. I say attempt because you are in theory competing against the other 31 teams for the services of all availble free agents.

Unlike the three offseason events involving signings, the base/desired deal that I will eventually list may not be enough to sign them, and more likely will not if it is one of the premier free agents available. If you do intend to seek out one or more of those players, you will probably want to send out a custom offer in excess of what they want, whether that means years, total money, signing bonus, or what's usually the case, a combination of the three.

You may not offer a contract to a player that goes beyond their age 34 season unless the base deal already extends beyond that. If a free agent is 31 right now and wants a two-year contract, you may go as far as four years because that would take him through his age-34 season (31, 32, 33, 34). If another free agent is also 31 and wants a five-year contract, you can offer him those five years but no more than that. Any player 28 and under is not affected by this rule as the max contract length, seven years, will take them through their age-34 season or younger.

Not every free agent is up on the sheet. I would estimate that somewhere 15-20% of all free agents are on there. The free agent sheet just lists the Top 8 and Bottom 2 at each position. If there's a certain kind of player that you are looking for that either isn't or don't know if they are on the sheet, feel free to ask me, and I will get back to you if such a player fits that description.
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KCF can't actually be a real person but he is - greengravy
If you smell what the rock is cooking he's cooking crap - ertyu

I will be posting some things about free agency, and then I will have to type up all the contract offers, which takes forever, but I do want to warn people that there will be multiple wordy posts about free agency. It is a relatively simple affair with you just sending me contract offers to players, but I have many things I like to cover to ensure clarity and fairness for the final offseason event.
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KCF can't actually be a real person but he is - greengravy
If you smell what the rock is cooking he's cooking crap - ertyu

I started Shantae back up. I decided to run away from every enemy that I feasibly can, and so far, that is making the experience more enjoyable than the last time.

I also began Bug Fables and immediately loved it. I have been advised to add the hard mode badge, which I suppose that I can toggle on and off at will, but I'm about to enter the first cave, so I'm going to mull it over as it seems like I should start using that badge now if I ever plan to.
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KCF can't actually be a real person but he is - greengravy
If you smell what the rock is cooking he's cooking crap - ertyu