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TopicCan you be good at Cards Against Humanity?
Smarkil
10/26/20 1:43:22 AM
#14
playing games like CaH or apples to apples or whatever the fuck just feels so 'le edgy' normie humor to me but maybe im just too jaded

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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
Topicwelp i realized im in an abusive relationship
Smarkil
10/25/20 3:13:45 PM
#10
you could kill her

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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicCA Republicans allegedly setting up fake "official" ballot drop boxes
Smarkil
10/15/20 10:42:44 PM
#88
So I haven't read the rest of the topic cause nah but from my own looking into this and reading/understanding the story there's a couple things at play here and I feel its worth mentioning because I've been drinking and fuck it.

First - I think the perception people have by reading the headline is that CA Repubs are taking the ballots submitted in these boxes and just shredding them or something. That in and of itself is wildly illegal at the state and federal level. But it doesn't appear to actually be what they're trying to do understanding the surrounding circumstances.

Second - These fake ballot boxes are being placed in very conservative and rural areas - churches, gun stores, wherever the rednecks like to go. They certainly wouldn't be shredding those, right? The irony if this action is that they're actually encouraging people to vote - their own people. By CA state law - any vote submitted to one of those boxes, legal or illegal, MUST still be counted as a vote.

Thirdly - This doesn't strictly speaking appear to be against the law. The laws on the books for the state of California are actually pretty ambiguous because of CA's ballot harvesting laws. They appear to be following the legal guidelines for the physical structure of the box. I think what they're trying to legally say is that they're just designating someone to take those dropped ballots to an election official pursuant to CA's voting laws that allowed this back in 2016 which used to only allow relatives of a voter to deliver ballots. Similar to the above - a ballot is supposed to have the name/signature/whatever of the person who was designated to deliver the ballot(s) to the election official but doesn't need to have it for the votes to count.

The AG has ordered them to stop with the boxes but I suspect they're just going to fight the order until the election occurs.

Aside from the, I believe, misleading headline/inference - what's the problem with this? They appear to be encouraging more people to vote. I think the Dems should do the same thing in CA or whatever state they can get away with it in. There was that county in Texas that had the 1 dropbox or whatever - that whole issue could be resolved by these fake drop boxes if the state law allows those votes to count.

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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicPros and cons of getting a flu shot?
Smarkil
10/15/20 9:39:00 PM
#15
Pro: You probably wont get the fly
Con: You probably will get the tism

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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicWhy do brewery restaurants have such good food
Smarkil
10/15/20 9:25:55 PM
#3
Veedrock- posted...
NDA recipes.

this guy knows

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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicI'm getting tired of Sunny's immature and homophobic remarks towards me
Smarkil
10/15/20 6:28:22 PM
#25
hes part of the older generation when it was okay to make fun of gay people. hes a product of his time. we just need to be understanding

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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicI am really struggling tonight
Smarkil
10/15/20 1:46:17 AM
#20
Jen0125 posted...
What statistics

i dont know i just made it up

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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicI am really struggling tonight
Smarkil
10/15/20 1:14:08 AM
#16
Jen0125 posted...
And now I have to have the image of him fucking some woman who is probably hotter than me in my head.

shes probably uglier tbh cause of statistics or w.e

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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicYR: Biden wins and it turns out he's actually the one working for russia
Smarkil
10/14/20 7:32:44 PM
#5
what is this an m knight shamalan movie

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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicGuys in their 30s who still wear their hat backwards
Smarkil
10/14/20 3:07:35 AM
#34
wwinterj25 posted...
Nah google saved you a job. A sweatband would probably be more effective and stop you looking like a overgrown kid though.

Is it better to look like an overgrown kid or pointlessly judge people for the clothes they wear and be an overgrown kid? I mean, this is literally just grade school shit. I'm also going to assume you and TC are not exactly fashion icons either. I wear shit because its comfortable.

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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicAmy Coney Barrett Supreme Court confirmation hearings - Day 2
Smarkil
10/14/20 2:30:48 AM
#24
Mead posted...
Shes a member of The Federalist Society and would be the 5th Supreme Court member that is part of that organization, theyre a conservative group with ideals that are not in line with the values of the majority of Americans, so why should they represent an overwhelming majority of the highest court in the country?

The purpose of the supreme court really isn't to be a representative of the people. If anything, they're supposed to be a 'representative' of the constitution. We have representatives of the people - they're called representatives.

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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicI love how most people think CoVid is over
Smarkil
10/14/20 2:28:30 AM
#101
LeetCheet posted... Or just ignore the post. I guess that's ok too.
/BlogFAQs

Coincidentally the WHO came out with a new press release or whatever the fuck saying something to the affect of "Lockdowns should not be used as a primary method to control the virus - they do more harm than good". Which, in their defense, I think they said in the beginning as well but people have kinda forgot ever happened. I don't believe they ever advocated for long term closures of schools/businesses.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/health/medical/who-official-urges-world-leaders-to-stop-using-lockdowns-as-primary-virus-control-method/ar-BB19TBUo

The gist of it is a few weeks in the beginning is fine to get control of things and to get you to a position where you can work around it, but that the long term affects of a lockdown are heinous to the population in terms of economic effect (particularly on the poor), increased death rates among other illness, depression, etc.

So while you may or may not have your facts correct - your country might have done the right thing. I suspect its going to be a very long time before we know what the most effective methods for control of the virus were globally. It's going to be a massive undertaking to collate the data and come to any sort of genuine conclusion.

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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicGuys in their 30s who still wear their hat backwards
Smarkil
10/14/20 2:20:30 AM
#31
wwinterj25 posted...
How does wearing a hat backwards stop this from happening?

I mean. Do I really need to explain this?

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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicKyle Rittenhouse' MOTHER said Kyle SOBBED UNCONTROLLABLY after Killing 2 Men!!!
Smarkil
10/14/20 2:18:48 AM
#34
likehelly posted...
getting slapped also isn't an excuse to start shooting people

I guess but someone running after you trying to grab your gun seems like a decent reason to shoot people

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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicKyle Rittenhouse' MOTHER said Kyle SOBBED UNCONTROLLABLY after Killing 2 Men!!!
Smarkil
10/13/20 4:44:52 AM
#9
likehelly posted...
until he started antagonizing people by screaming racial slurs

proof

also racial slurs aren't an excuse to beat the shit out of someone

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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
Topichow do i report a moderator for abuse?
Smarkil
10/13/20 3:23:56 AM
#34
im sure this is what happened

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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicRice with lime zest is my jam lately
Smarkil
10/13/20 3:07:47 AM
#11
BlackScythe0 posted...
Do you season the water or just top the rice when you're done? Because I've tried boiling it with seasonings and it never picks up any flavor.

I assume he'd look for help from a chef if he wanted seasoning tips.

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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicGuys in their 30s who still wear their hat backwards
Smarkil
10/13/20 3:06:21 AM
#15
32 and will continue to do it. I usually do it when Im out doing man shit and getting sweaty so I don't get sweat into my eyes. But I guess if you don't ever work hard you probably would never consider wearing a hat.

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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicI love how most people think CoVid is over
Smarkil
10/12/20 8:15:46 PM
#19
I got tested last Monday for it because my nephew, a college student who lives in my house, got it and I wanted to be sure I wasn't putting anyone at risk.

Still haven't received my test results even though they said three days. Then they said five days. Now they said they don't know when I'll get my test results.

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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicMy bike was stolen
Smarkil
10/11/20 3:18:54 AM
#19
Sarcasthma posted...
Why are you assuming the thief is a guy?

Also, what if one of their individual strengths is stealing things?

Obviously their strength is stealing things seeing as they got away with it. Unlike Sunny, I use non-gendered pronouns because I'm progressive.

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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicWhy do movie directors always screw up Stephen King adaptations?
Smarkil
10/11/20 12:52:30 AM
#14
Honestly with the amount of stories that Stephen King shits out, a lot of them are garbage. And some of those garbage stories turn into garbage movies. Like that Grass movie.

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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicMy bike was stolen
Smarkil
10/11/20 12:51:26 AM
#4
Did you ever consider that whoever got it was more happy to have it than you were bummed that it was stolen thereby increasing the happiness in the world?

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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicWhich of these girls do you find hottest?
Smarkil
10/10/20 4:32:56 PM
#9
These topics are fucking weird. What are you getting out of this conversation TC?

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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicDo all works of fiction need an "Ending: EXPLAINED" video on youtube
Smarkil
10/10/20 2:17:25 PM
#9
I just watched an 'Explained' video for the movie Oculus and it was literally just them going through the plot of the movie. There was no additional commentary, nothing that required any additional research, just nothing. And that channel has nearly 2 million subscribers. Fucking why?

I was watching it hoping there was some other lore or backstory or SOMETHING else.

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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicI don't understand why everyone doesnt use Bing as their search engine.
Smarkil
10/10/20 2:14:01 PM
#16
Ever since Google started prioritizing site popularity (and consequently who pays Google the most for SEO) over search terms, Bing has actually been better. I've been using Bing for a couple of years now and I've never gone back.

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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicFeds stop a militia plot to overthrow the government of Michigan.
Smarkil
10/10/20 1:07:07 AM
#80
CyborgSage00x0 posted...
You should have read the topic more: The Supreme Court has gotten it *correct* for the last 200+ years. Time after time again, they reaffirmed that the 2nd does NOT give private citizens, detached from any state militia, a Constitutional right to guns.

That's a relatively new idea in American politics, and only became a reality in 2008 Heller decision, a nakedly partisan 5-4 ruling. Thinking it's always been that way is historical revisionist thinking.

Souter dissented on the decision and he was a Bush Senior republican pick. It wasn't an entirely partisan decision and in fact the decision, at least as it pertains to partisanship, was weighted toward anti-gun.

I'm not going to write an entire essay here, but you're missing a number of other supreme court decisions which positively or negatively affected the right to bear arms over the years. Mcdonald v. Chicago in 2010. Heller of course. US vs Cruikshank in 1875. Presser vs. Illinois in 1886. United States vs. Miller in 1939. Thats not to mention the however many cases that have gone to federal judges or state court judges that never made it to the supreme court (and there's a lot).

Many of the older cases regarded restricted the federal government from negating the second amendment and left the decision largely up to the states with the exception of the few recent cases which have been more unilateral in their decisions to support gun ownership against the will of the state.

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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicFeds stop a militia plot to overthrow the government of Michigan.
Smarkil
10/09/20 9:13:17 PM
#78
CyborgSage00x0 posted...
That's also not what the 2nd is for.

Strictly speaking, the entire point of the 2nd was to make sure Militias (again, Militias with an "M", as in State Militias) couldn't be disarmed, specifically by the federal government. That's it. It was never intended to allow anyone a Constitutional right to a gun (in fact, it was strictly ruled NOT to do that all the way up until 2008), or anything else.

Reading between the lines, of course, this was meant as a check on the federal government, should the states ever feel the need to come to blows (as states had MUCH more power back then), or with each other (before the idea of uniting the states took hold, they basically acted as mini-countries). And even though the likes of Jefferson and others were fans of revolt should the need arise, it's like the 2nd is the specific mechanic meant to address that.

Really, it's why the 2nd is easily the worst aspect of the Bill of Rights: it's original intent is defunct, and has been grossly twisted into mean something it NEVER initially intended to. And we are all worse off for it.

Well its a good thing we have you to explain it for us. Why don't you go ahead and pass that on to the Supreme Court so they know they've been fucking up for the past two hundred years.


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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicFeds stop a militia plot to overthrow the government of Michigan.
Smarkil
10/09/20 4:20:40 AM
#53
shadowsword87 posted...
Uh, how?

For a few different reasons but probably the most egregious of which was that she declared a state of emergency without state legislature involvement and continued not to involve them by requesting an extension to the preliminary 28 day emergency period (which is the law). It's in line with their supreme court decision.

Whether or not her decisions were legal or correct to begin with she, at the very least, needed the consent of the legislature to continue the state of emergency. She chose not to do that. One person making all the decisions is generally considered to be a bad thing.

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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicFeds stop a militia plot to overthrow the government of Michigan.
Smarkil
10/09/20 2:47:47 AM
#48
I believe she overstepped her authority as the governor but that is mindbogglingly insane and stupid to even think about doing something like that.

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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicIT'S NATIONAL PIEROGI DAY!!! (caps)
Smarkil
10/09/20 1:50:56 AM
#20
If I were in PA where could I get a good pierogie? I don't want a pierogi though. Gross.

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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicDo you like the user: SunWuKung420?
Smarkil
10/08/20 8:16:19 PM
#82
Jen0125 posted...
Smarkil are you talking about me? If so, my ex had a STROKE and SunWuKung420 made fun of him for it

Sorry, yeah it was a stroke not epilepsy. That was the one. I didn't wanna namedrop you.

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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicDo you like the user: SunWuKung420?
Smarkil
10/08/20 3:36:42 AM
#50
FrndNhbrHdCEman posted...
Im interested in this. Not something he should get to gloss over.

It was quite a while ago so I'm hazy on the details but a certain user who shall remain nameless was in a relationship with someone who found out they had epilepsy. Our boy sunny said something like 'maybe your BF should have another seizure' or something. If someone else recalls the actual circumstances, they can put it up.

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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicDo you like the user: SunWuKung420?
Smarkil
10/07/20 9:04:28 PM
#44
SunWuKung420 posted...
I'm so homophobic, I had a gay man as a groomsman.

Also, Jen (the one who wishes death upon others) has no right to comment on my life.

didnt you make fun of an epileptic?

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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicOwners of websites that automatically play music or video...
Smarkil
10/07/20 8:10:02 PM
#12
Aculo posted...
can you suggest anything for android? i have no problems with this shit on my pc, but on my phone it's awful, ok?

There's some kinda adblock or ublock browser or something that you can use instead of Chrome or whatever the default is. I dont recall the name of the top of my head but you should find it pretty easily.

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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicDo you like the user: SunWuKung420?
Smarkil
10/07/20 6:15:03 PM
#38
Jen0125 posted...
"one of my best friends is gay"

Is this the new "I have a black friend?"

its not even new that was like the prequel to 'i have a black friend'. just shows how old sunny really is

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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicSophie
Smarkil
10/07/20 6:13:53 PM
#10
ah the good old days

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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicNetflix Movie 'Cuties' indicted for Charges in Texas...
Smarkil
10/07/20 6:10:50 PM
#9
Zeus posted...
I'm 99% sure that isn't true, but I'm also terrified of what'll happen to my search history if I start googling things like "What % of allegations end in an indictment?"

Its on Wikipedia so I'm pretty sure you're not going to jail for googling indictments.

The indictment rate is about 9899%; the grand jury can broaden (about 1% of the time) or narrow (about 3% of the time) the counts in the indictment as well.

https://tinyurl.com/y6dryxwp

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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicNetflix Movie 'Cuties' indicted for Charges in Texas...
Smarkil
10/07/20 5:00:18 PM
#2
It doesnt really mean anything. Indictments are a joke. Something like 99% of the stuff that comes across the desk is indicted. There's no way this will move forward.

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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicI just spent the last 6 hours canning beer.
Smarkil
10/07/20 4:14:09 AM
#26
they didnt want you making anymore shitty pizza huh?

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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicI could really use a stimmy wimmy check rn
Smarkil
10/07/20 4:12:15 AM
#9
If I am sent a Stand Alone Bill for Stimulus Checks ($1,200), they will go out to our great people IMMEDIATELY. I am ready to sign right now. Are you listening Nancy? Trump tweeted.

Based Trump. Always looking out for the people. Trump best president confirmed.

https://nypost.com/2020/10/07/trump-says-hes-willing-to-pass-independent-covid-19-relief-measures/

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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicDo you like the user: SunWuKung420?
Smarkil
10/07/20 4:06:24 AM
#24
SunWuKung420 posted...
before he started ramrodding me

heh

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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicDo you like the user Smarkil?
Smarkil
10/06/20 2:55:20 PM
#6
i dont even like me

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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicDo you like the user: LinkPizza?
Smarkil
10/06/20 2:54:28 PM
#21
hes a solid dude but god dammit those ellipses

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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicDo you like the user Cacciato?
Smarkil
10/06/20 2:53:00 PM
#5
wwinterj25 posted...
Probably a Smarkil alt man so eh.

well nobody has ever seen us in the same room so

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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicThat hot reporter from making a murderer
Smarkil
10/06/20 2:20:32 AM
#6
Clench281 posted...
To anyone else hoping for pics of hot dudes: don't bother

what a waste of our time

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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicDo you eat chips?
Smarkil
10/06/20 2:17:26 AM
#53
Jen0125 posted...
Lead flavor?

Don't be ridiculous. I'm not so stupid as to do something like that. Latex obviously.

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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicDo you eat chips?
Smarkil
10/05/20 4:24:26 AM
#47
Only the paint variety

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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicGay men have taken over the Proud Boys Twitter hashtag
Smarkil
10/05/20 3:32:29 AM
#28
Mead posted...
I think they might have already been gay my dude

pretty sure nobody is gay out of spite

excuse me im gay out of spite

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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicI have to dodge Trails of Cold Steel 4 spoilers until the PC version comes out.
Smarkil
10/05/20 3:27:26 AM
#4
i thought this was gonna be something cool but it turns out its just some weeb shit

who cares

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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicSo what exactly would be the issue in just giving people free housing?
Smarkil
10/05/20 3:26:29 AM
#19
RoboXgp89 posted...
People in Japan don't even know what a homeless person is

they sell their houses cheaply so they can be re-model'd

most people historically worked until they died and never saved up any money unless they were in a relationship with someone

what the fuck are you talking about

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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
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