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samurai bandit posted...

They are great

My man

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Conflict posted...

You came at him first. Sounds to me like someone pissed in your cheerios too

He came into the topic ranting about shit nobody said a word about. Hence, get a life.

Which mind you, is quite tame in comparison to his little tantrum he had in response so dont both sides this shit.

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PoundGarden posted...

No, and neither are landlords. If you don't want to "pay someone else's bill", acquire your own. As a homeowner, there are many, many days I miss not having a landlord to call and fix shit for free. A lot of people don't just have $3,000 lying around if say the furnace shits the bed in February. Or $10,000 if the roof leaks.

Cognitive Dissonance at work folks. Most people that deal with landlords dont have a choice.

You seriously need to check your privilege if you think anybody can just go buy a house.

Ffs I cant even get into an apartment i can afford the rent on because of arbitrary 3x income bullshit, how tf do you think Im gonna get a house.


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RebelElite791 posted...

The dude literally made a topic about how much he hates his family because they wont' come clean his house for him, then posts pictures of his room literally covered wall to wall in trash and beer cans, and talks about the mice he steps on walking around his room because it's such a fucking pigsty. He doesn't have any interest in a job or education; it's his fault.

I mean he also denies the Uyghur genocide and shills for the CCP, so consider who you're defending here.

RebelElite791 posted...

The dude literally made a topic about how much he hates his family because they wont' come clean his house for him, then posts pictures of his room literally covered wall to wall in trash and beer cans, and talks about the mice he steps on walking around his room because it's such a fucking pigsty. He doesn't have any interest in a job or education; it's his fault.

I mean he also denies the Uyghur genocide and shills for the CCP, so consider who you're defending here.

Regardless of tcs bs (which Im not defending fyi), even the fact that he has a house invalidates what you said, which was already invalid to begin with because maturity has nothing to do with not wanting to be leeched off of by a landlord.

What hes arguing in this topic isnt a fiction of his own making; landlords are parasites. TC being a shitposter has nothing to do with that and its in that context that I responded to you.

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IShall_Run_Amok posted...

Landlords provide housing rentals.

The issue is really centered around the reality that renters are paying down the debts of others who were fortunate enough to get something out of their debt.

If I pay off the loan of somebodies house, that house should at least be partially mine, but people go through the mental gymnastics to pretend rent money isnt mortgage money because it changes hands first.

Its literally like the bullshit my ex tried to pull with me. My third of the rent was 1/3 and that was what was agreed on.

Then her and her mother go and get a brand new car (not even used, literally brand new), and then all of a sudden I have to fork over an extra $400/mo in "rent" money? They tried so hard to gaslight me but I wasnt stupid. They had a $600 car payment they didnt have before and now I suddenly have to pay almost a grand in rent when I know the landlord didnt jack up the rent?

Fucking please.


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RebelElite791 posted...

In TC's case it is.

No, it isnt but nice try.

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Heavy_D_Forever posted...

If you don't want a landlord then grow up and buy your own house.

Yes because being poor is an issue of maturity sure.

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Someone pissed in @seankimberley42 s cheerios today.

Poor lil kids havin a tantrum.

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We live in a society

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lilORANG posted...

All primaries should be on the same day.

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DirkDiggles posted...

People would pay me to keep my clothes on.

Honestly if you memed up enough (and had a gross enough body) you probably could do this lol.

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R1masher posted...

He wants everyone to be homeless

As a homeless person I agree with him. Fuck landlords. Theyre parasites.

K181 posted...

Then offer a spare room for someone to live in

Bold of you to assume anti-landlord people have that kind of luxury.

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Respect men

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Like its not gonna open asshole and clearly its locked for a reason. Jesus fuck i hate people

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seankimberley42 posted...

While thats nice and all, it doesnt make up for the 1500 kids shot and killed by guns every year, nor does it change the fact that gun ownership has no relationship to whether you get robbed, the successfulness of the robbery or whether youll be injured in said robbery.

Imagine starting this argument with no one but yourself.

Get a life.

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Its cute when chicks do. Creepy for guys.

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BilalPowell posted...

Are you saying nose picking causes Covid?

Thats not even remotely what I said.

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Heartomaton posted...

We're using the Karen lable on people who disagree with literally eating your own snot now?

Yes. Eat dirt and snot youll get sick less.

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Heartomaton posted...

Bruhs...

Ok Karen

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I will start an argument if you bite my dick I dont give a fuck

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pogo_rabid posted...

fuck no

Live a little you prude

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200 really isnt that big unless youre super short.

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BignutzisBack posted...

Whenever someone tells me that they don't get sick I just assume they eat their boogers

This. I dont get sick.

Which is why me getting COVID twice makes me take it seriously, because i literally dont get sick at all other than the one time Walmart gave me food poisoning and the basic childhood ones like chickenpox.

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While I have no picture of my recipe to share, here is my personal recipe for sausage gravy and biscuits.

Biscuits: just use the pillsbury ones you pop a can open for. Seriously.

Gravy:

You need (per can of biscuits):

1lb of plain, somewhat lean pork sausage (fresh is better, Jimmy Deans is good if you cant get that, but plain is key; no flavored ones)
1-4 sprigs of fresh sage (you need at least 20 leaves)
Salt
Pepper
Onion powder
Garlic powder
Smoked paprika
Coriander seed (ground)

2-3 strips of thick bacon, cut into strips or cubes
Half of a small white onion
Flour
Whole milk

Start off by taking your sage and plucking the leaves off (stems are fine but can be woody), and then mince them finely. Dont need to pulverise them, but you dont want huge strips of sage either.

Then, in a bowl throw in your sausage, and combine with the sage, a pinch of salt, a few grinds of black pepper, a dash of onion and garlic powder, and enough ground coriander to dust the top of the mix, and about 1/8th that amount in smoked paprika (or about 2-3 dashes). Mix this all well to disburse everything evenly.

Then, in a high walled skillet, brown your bacon until its crispy. Drain it on paper towels and pour off the bacon fat from the skillet so you only have a thin amount left (but reserve it for later), and then sautee the onion until it starts going golden. Put this with your bacon, and use some of the reserved bacon fat to again give a thin coating to the skillet.

Then plop the sausage in as one mass like a burger and let it cook on the one side until its really deeply browned (think best burger youve ever seen brown), flip and repeat. Its ok if it breaks up, as once the other side is browned, mash it to your desired sausage crumble size.

Once most of the pink is gone, add back the onions and bacon, and dust the top of everything with flour and mix. You want to soak up any fat in the pan and brown the flour off, which you should be able to tell by smell and by sight. If there wasnt a lot of fat to soak up, use the remaining bacon fat to help.

Once everything's coated, deglaze with milk. Initially you want to fill it halfway up the sausage so you can scrape the pan without sloshing milk everywhere, then fill it to just reach the top of your sausage.

From there just let it come to simmer to start to thicken. Itll thicken more as it cools so stop short of where you want it. Once its ready, grind in enough black pepper that both your arms start to hurt, or until you chicken out. Either way is fine.

Taste for salt and its done. Serve hot.

The sage and black pepper is what makes it, but the coriander and smoked paprika is the thing you'll miss.

And yes using bacon is a country gravy thing rather than a sausage gravy thing, but eh sue me. The sausage i tend to get is fairly lean so I need more fat, and Im not about to just use plain ol oil. The onion is there because its an onion, its delicious.

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Thompson posted...

Has everyone forgot that Trump still faces state charges?

The government failing to hold someone accountable for treason is not handwaved just because that person might face punishment for some other crime.

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spikethedevil posted...

They are extinct so are is incorrect while werent in this context would be correct.

Actually, either way is fine because as extinct animals theres no context where a living animal is being referenced, and thus there is no actual confusion to be had when you interchange are and were.

Pterodactyl can both refer to living ones from millions of years ago or to the dead fossils of them that we have now, and in the context of speaking about the species in general, saying "are" to describe them is fine.

In other words, dont be a grammar nazi if you dont understand that, in casual conversation especially, English is a loose language that doesnt lose understanding if certain words are used in place of others.

Context is what matters and no reasonable person reads "are" in this context and gets confused unless they literally dont understand what dinosaurs and pterosaurs are in the first place and how they relate to us.

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The scene in the Joker when the cops get their asses beat on the subway.

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Smackems posted...

I'm attracted to crazy

Same bro

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I for one, have zero shame in saying id smash tf out of Amber Heard and Gina Carano. At the same time.

I dont care if id basically be murdered before the night was out, cause caveman brain go bonk.

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AzurexNightmare posted...

This has nothing to do with anything. You can't change some things regardless. Change what you can and be happy.

This is called toxic positivity.

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Try not throwing your feces at schoolchildren then

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How long before you invent C4 and install a fascist dictatorship?

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https://youtu.be/I8sUC-dsW8A

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yunalenne10 posted...

Yeah, Federal got accepted already.

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Its a gameboy idjit


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Whole lot of coping going on in this topic. Yikes.

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Respect men

...wait

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I made 3k last year and im getting 860 back. Not too shabby

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https://youtu.be/6uhUtRUyag4

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Mark Zuckerberg

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Thats a boomerism. Dont fall for boomerisms. They dont know what theyre talking about.

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I like Lay's Brand Limn Chips.

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https://slate.com/human-interest/2020/10/cup-foods-george-floyd-store-911-history.html

The kids that called the cops had no idea what they were doing. The one didnt even know how calling 911 works (nor what it meant to call the cops on a black man specifically) and the other shouldnt have confronted anybody outside the store over something petty like that.

And fwiw, the store shut down and it was vandalized repeatedly. Apparently the only reason that it hadnt been burnt down was because they stopped it the multiple times it happened.

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