Lurker > FortuneCookie

I was gonna say, "She looks a lot better in that second pic." Then I realized they were two different people.

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2020 going to be a CE kind of year ~ Panthera

World War II?

Oh, shit. I gotta worn people against Pearl Harbor!

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2020 going to be a CE kind of year ~ Panthera

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4F4qzPbcFiA

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2020 going to be a CE kind of year ~ Panthera

I'm a pharmacy technician. I'm having to work overtime to cover for the spike in patronage.

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2020 going to be a CE kind of year ~ Panthera

Oh, it's great.
Technically-not-incest sex every night.

(I don't actually have a step-sister, but I'm pretty sure that's the answer you were looking for.)

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Trump can fuck off.

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2020 going to be a CE kind of year ~ Panthera

I work in a pharmacy. I'm looking at more work over the Coronavirus scares, not less.

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2020 going to be a CE kind of year ~ Panthera

"...especially with what's going around."

I work at a CVS Pharmacy. I was in yesterday to catch things up after a hectic week and some dude was shoving a back scratcher down his shirt and scratching himself.

Like, what the hell? There's a pandemic going on and some dude is scratching his sweaty back with a back scratcher plucked off the shelf? Some people.

After stating the quote in the title, the lead technician went out and disinfected all of the back scratchers on the shelf.

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2020 going to be a CE kind of year ~ Panthera

I work at a CVS Pharmacy.

For weeks, we've been out of face masks.
For days, we've been out of hand sanitizer.
Today, I bought toilet paper on sale and feared my car might be vandalized if I left in in my passenger's seat.


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Tenlaar posted...

Haim was 13/14 when filming Lucas, Sheen was 19/20.

That's enough of an age difference for him to be physically dominant over Feldman and Haim.

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2020 going to be a CE kind of year ~ Panthera

CVS Pharmacy is looking into doing free deliveries in the near future because of the Coronavirus.

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2020 going to be a CE kind of year ~ Panthera

I never liked Charlie Sheen.

But now I want a copy of All Dogs Go to Heaven 2 which dubs over his role as Charlie Barkin. I watch that movie for Sheena Easton, not Charlie Sheen, but I still don't want a child rapist in my guilty pleasure animated movie.

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2020 going to be a CE kind of year ~ Panthera

I sang Too Late to Immunize.

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2020 going to be a CE kind of year ~ Panthera

Threesome fantasy involving a black woman and a white catgirl (woman with cat ears and tail). I could've lasted a bit longer. I always shoot a bit early when fantasizing about multiple partners.

5/10

._.

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2020 going to be a CE kind of year ~ Panthera

https://imgur.com/jdFl3Wt

Don't ask a mutt to strut like a showgirl
No, girl, you need a pro!

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<_<

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2020 going to be a CE kind of year ~ Panthera

(This is the cropped version.)

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2020 going to be a CE kind of year ~ Panthera

Are you not afraid that Chuck Norris will foil your plot against America?



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Most mornings. :v

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2020 going to be a CE kind of year ~ Panthera

Falling Down is as good as Batman & Robin is bad. Sometimes, the wrong person for the job is just the wrong person for the job.

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2020 going to be a CE kind of year ~ Panthera

The first nudity I saw today (after midnight) was an ad for granny porn.

Everything that has gone the slightest bit wrong today, I've thought to myself, "What do you expect when the first nude woman you've seen today is an old lady?"

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2020 going to be a CE kind of year ~ Panthera

I wanna put my dick in that werewolf.

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2020 going to be a CE kind of year ~ Panthera

Denying who she is aside, she was always the hottest girl on Saved by the Bell.

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2020 going to be a CE kind of year ~ Panthera

"I will never vote for Donald Trump. If he was running against the devil himself, and there was a 50/50 chance Satan would win, I would stay home on voting day."

"Bernie promises to bring the metric system to the US."

2020: Keep America Great


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He's probably like, "What? Did I say something wrong?"

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SaltyWet posted...

Am I an African leopard or Sri Lankan leopard or Persian leopard or Amur leopard or some other subspecies?

I don't know. *is flung from bridge*

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nevershine posted...

Ive been sneezing a ton lately. That could either work for me, or against me.

Every single sneeze transforms you.

Achoo!
Achoo!
Achoo!

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• Your clothes magically disappear as a leopard and reappear as a human.
• You might get a tummy ache if you have too many vegetables on your stomach when you transform.
• You retain human intelligence, but your speech is slurred because of your muzzle. (You sound drunk.)
• You do not become human again until you have sneezed as a leopard.

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spikethedevil posted...

It totally might have had feathers BTW not many but it may have had some.

Don't spoil the moment.
It did not.

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Doge's hot date for Valentine's Day:



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NeonOctopus posted...

So did you fuck her afterwards or did you just play with a sticky T-Rex while her chad boyfriend fucked her brains out at home?

I don't have to answer to you whether or not I'm spending my night at home playing with my sticky.

<_<

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2020 going to be a CE kind of year ~ Panthera

When I was six years old and we were passing around Valentine's Day cards in class, one girl was giving out dinosaur themed Valentine's Day cards. I got a woolly mammoth on my card. (That's not even a dinosaur!) I felt slighted because I was super into dinosaurs at the time.

Today at work, a female coworker gave me this:



It's a T.rex, the most awesomest dinosaur of all. And it totally did not have feathers.

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2020 going to be a CE kind of year ~ Panthera

"Keep $100 in your wallet so the person who steals your wallet has more to be happy for."

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2020 going to be a CE kind of year ~ Panthera

bear porn

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2020 going to be a CE kind of year ~ Panthera

He has a bat fursona.
She has a cat fursona.

Canonically, they had sex on a rooftop in their respective (animal) costumes. Sounds like a furry couple to me. <_<

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FortuneCookie posted...

and our hours are determined by customer satisfaction. Which is determined by surveys.

I felt obligated as one survey dependent worker to another to go online and perform a survey

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2020 going to be a CE kind of year ~ Panthera

Lots of candidates make promises they cannot keep and have no intention of keeping. :v

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2020 going to be a CE kind of year ~ Panthera

I work at a commercial pharmacy -- no, I'm a technician and not a pharmacist -- and our hours are determined by customer satisfaction. Which is determined by surveys.

I ate at White Castle the other day and received a survey on my receipt. I felt obligated as one survey dependent worker to another to go online and perform a survey so that the person at the window would get a "good job" from their manager and maybe everybody involved would be one step closer to getting more store hours (i.e. more hours of pay and less stress from a big evil corporation expecting three people to do the work of five).

After page after page of, "Gee, how good did we do?", they wanted me to write a small novel detailing my experience at the White Castle drive through. Yes, I'll pretend to be "extremely satisfied" with the flavor of your cheap, expedient chicken sandwiches. Just let me click the button and move on. I don't need to write strongly detailed paragraphs about how clean your bathroom floors are and how nice your staff is.


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au_gold posted...

The only good part is the pharmacy scene where the main character is drifting in and out of sleep.

As someone who works at a pharmacy, I can't help but chuckle at the dude pleading for an advance on his medication which is out of refills.

If you have a medication which your life literally depends upon, do not wait until the last minute to try and get it refilled!

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On one hand, lesbians are awesome. On the other hand, I feel kinda excluded from the first in-game sex experience.

They were really going for the realism here, weren't they? <_<

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"I wonder why they don't bring back Robin Williams."

Now I've made myself sad.

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2020 going to be a CE kind of year ~ Panthera

Happy Year of the Rat, everybody. First bait topic of the lunar calendar.

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2020 going to be a CE kind of year ~ Panthera

It's hard to think of a better character than Sideshow Bob.

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Fox McCloud
Rouge the Bat

If they're up for it, we have a threesome.

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2020 going to be a CE kind of year ~ Panthera

I've never watched the show, but I'd have to go with Skye.

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2020 going to be a CE kind of year ~ Panthera

DevsBro posted...

According to the Tekken Tag Tournament manual, Yoshimitsu's blood type is O lol.

In Japan, blood type is akin to astrology. It's a disproved science, but it still suggests temperament. If I remember correctly, O suggests a jerk/loner type.

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2020 going to be a CE kind of year ~ Panthera

I remember saying, "You gotta be kidding me," when I saw the preview in a theater.

I haven't thought about it since. <_<

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Rikiaz posted...

What about the fantasy of having a genie turn your male self into a sex-crazed female?

I should've read this post before taking care of my daily needs. <_<

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2020 going to be a CE kind of year ~ Panthera

Steve Harvey
Russel Crowe

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