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Topic | Fun Fact: Tall people tend to die younger than shorter people |
FortuneCookie 04/07/20 7:43:01 PM #19 | Dark_SilverX posted... Would you rather be Godzilla or Super Mario? The one with the better girlfriend. --- 2020 going to be a CE kind of year ~ Panthera |
Topic | Fun Fact: Tall people tend to die younger than shorter people |
FortuneCookie 04/07/20 7:23:09 PM #5 | Quality over quantity. --- 2020 going to be a CE kind of year ~ Panthera |
Topic | What is your favorite conspiracy theory? |
FortuneCookie 04/07/20 7:19:04 PM #16 | Vince Russo was sent to WCW to ruin them --- 2020 going to be a CE kind of year ~ Panthera |
Topic | Instead of wiping we could just drag our butts across the carpet |
FortuneCookie 04/07/20 7:18:30 PM #4 | My local Kroger still has toilet paper in stock. Good luck getting Tylenol though. <_< --- 2020 going to be a CE kind of year ~ Panthera |
Topic | Disney acquires SEGA, but... |
FortuneCookie 04/07/20 6:36:54 PM #1 | they release Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace & Knuckles
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Topic | I got an idea for Super Mario 64 remake (Part 1) *spoilers* |
FortuneCookie 04/05/20 10:36:04 PM #7 | After Mario's first mission, his victory celebration is interrupted by Peach who has freed herself from Bowser's clutches using her hidden power. She reveals that she was never actually his captive, but only allowed him to think she was a prisoner in order for her to gain information about his plan to build a hate wall keeping mushroom people from seeking gainful employment in the koopa kingdom. Her hair is cut short, her pink dress is now a pink shirt with black pants, and she prefers to be called Queen Peach or General Peach. It's okay that she's no longer rule 34 fuel since Toadette is in the game now and has been made prettier than her previous incarnation. Mario is now Justin Beiber and his hat is blue so as not to allow the audience to mistake him for a redhat. Also, gold coins are no longer collected as Mario is not a capitalist. Mario instead gains and additional star from collecting 100 peace symbols. Also, Pauline is a lesbian. --- 2020 going to be a CE kind of year ~ Panthera |
Topic | why do liberals think that weakness makes you a good person? |
FortuneCookie 04/02/20 10:33:13 PM #6 | Trolling 101: Make a vague, incendiary statement and watch the replies unfold. --- 2020 going to be a CE kind of year ~ Panthera |
Topic | Social Isolation is actually GREAT NEWS for Gamefaqs.. |
FortuneCookie 04/02/20 10:27:47 PM #2 | We all had a thing for Kanga and her big motherly hips, right? --- 2020 going to be a CE kind of year ~ Panthera |
Topic | What's the name of that Pokemon devil dog? |
FortuneCookie 03/29/20 10:33:07 PM #4 | Chicken posted... The internet sexualizes Houndoom? Yep. --- 2020 going to be a CE kind of year ~ Panthera |
Topic | What's the name of that Pokemon devil dog? |
FortuneCookie 03/29/20 10:28:53 PM #1 | The one the internet keeps sexualizing? --- 2020 going to be a CE kind of year ~ Panthera |
Topic | Do you think if you ever won the lotto that you'd be one of the ones who waste |
FortuneCookie 03/29/20 8:28:23 PM #12 | If you win the lottery, be conservative and live off of it. Don't invest in the stock market. That's where they get you. There are people whose job it is to sell losing stocks to newly rich so that the original stock owners can recover their losses. That, and buying yachts is where most newly rich people lose their money. --- 2020 going to be a CE kind of year ~ Panthera |
Topic | Contactless sex? |
FortuneCookie 03/28/20 5:42:14 PM #17 | If you happen to masturbate at the same time as a pretty girl, you can say you're having social distance sex. ;) --- 2020 going to be a CE kind of year ~ Panthera |
Topic | Please give anime recommendations <_< |
FortuneCookie 03/28/20 1:45:13 PM #25 | Big Titty Catgirl Squad --- 2020 going to be a CE kind of year ~ Panthera |
Topic | Have you heard any stories of coronavirus "truthers"? |
FortuneCookie 03/28/20 1:44:38 PM #24 | I had a guy come into the pharmacy and say that people needed to "wash they asses." He then went on to sexually harass one of the customers before being kicked out of the store. --- 2020 going to be a CE kind of year ~ Panthera |
Topic | "I don't know how any moron can support Trump anymore after this" |
FortuneCookie 03/24/20 4:13:08 PM #2 | "He may be a moron, but he's our moron." #IdentityPolitics --- 2020 going to be a CE kind of year ~ Panthera |
Topic | Putting on underwear too soon after deeding. |
FortuneCookie 03/24/20 3:57:50 PM #18 | SrRd_RacinG posted... Underage to run for president, though. New porn genre? "You can't run for president. You're only 34." "So you're saying I'm... underage? *lip bite* I won't tell if you won't tell." --- 2020 going to be a CE kind of year ~ Panthera |
Topic | Trump is basically a false prophet and anti-christ |
FortuneCookie 03/24/20 3:38:52 PM #2 | Literally every president is accused of being this. --- 2020 going to be a CE kind of year ~ Panthera |
Topic | voting for biden is like picking mario in mario kart |
FortuneCookie 03/24/20 12:46:57 PM #22 | DuranOfForcena posted... voting for trump is like picking bowser Don't insult Bowser like that. --- 2020 going to be a CE kind of year ~ Panthera |
Topic | How many of you are not getting sick and tired of staying home all day? |
FortuneCookie 03/24/20 12:44:03 PM #2 | No. I keep telling myself that I'm lucky to have a job (pharmacy) when I have to work overtime during this crisis. --- 2020 going to be a CE kind of year ~ Panthera |
Topic | They don't have bullets in the future because factories have ceased production. |
FortuneCookie 03/24/20 11:01:50 AM #1 | Everyone in the apocalypse still wears factory-manufactured shoes. --- 2020 going to be a CE kind of year ~ Panthera |
Topic | voting for biden is like picking mario in mario kart |
FortuneCookie 03/24/20 10:59:52 AM #5 | After all the times we rescued the princess together, you think I'm just gonna cast him aside? Fuck Toad. Little bastard was giving you the middle finger anyway. --- 2020 going to be a CE kind of year ~ Panthera |
Topic | Houston we have a problem, we're officially on house arrest starting tomorrow |
FortuneCookie 03/24/20 10:56:50 AM #18 | Not me. I have my hall pass. --- 2020 going to be a CE kind of year ~ Panthera |
Topic | Kim Kardashian: "Taylor Swift is a liar and self-serving" |
FortuneCookie 03/24/20 10:56:19 AM #26 | Whose side are you on? Whichever one is most likely to sleep with me. I don't care who's actually right. --- 2020 going to be a CE kind of year ~ Panthera |
Topic | Has the coronavirus pandemic taken a significant toll on your psyche? |
FortuneCookie 03/24/20 12:58:26 AM #19 | Yesterday, a masked man in the pharmacy was awaiting results of his Cornavirus test. He had credible reason to think he had contracted it and was being prescribed for the worst. Today, a patient came in saying that one of his doctor's coworkers was confirmed to have contracted it and that he'd seen his doctor earlier this week. Every day on the drive home, I start to feel feverish and wonder if it's tiredness, psychosomatic response, or early warning signs of the virus. Tonight, I stopped and got a Coke at a convenience store; taking note of how many people had likely touched this bottle and wondering if *this* was how I would catch the virus. I'm done. I'll still take every precaution, but I'm done worrying about it. I trust I can beat this virus if I contract it. I'm even mildly optimistic of the possibility that I'd be in the crowd which said it was the flu or a mild cold as opposed to the crowd which said it was the worst thing ever. If it's gonna happen, it's gonna happen. But I'm not going to be afraid of it. --- 2020 going to be a CE kind of year ~ Panthera |
Topic | What would happen if Trump died from the Coronavirus? |
FortuneCookie 03/24/20 12:52:28 AM #22 | President Pence would refer to Coronavirus as "the Homosexual Virus." --- 2020 going to be a CE kind of year ~ Panthera |
Topic | How has your life changed financially during the Coronavirus pandemic? |
FortuneCookie 03/24/20 12:49:23 AM #8 | I'm working overtime at the pharmacy, so I'm technically making more money. --- 2020 going to be a CE kind of year ~ Panthera |
Topic | Last level you played now requires 6 ft. of social distancing. |
FortuneCookie 03/24/20 12:34:29 AM #14 | Umbreon posted... Yes but he's wearing a mask, and has a way to make sure you don't catch any disease ever again.... What a considerate axe murderer. I might survive after all. --- 2020 going to be a CE kind of year ~ Panthera |
Topic | Last level you played now requires 6 ft. of social distancing. |
FortuneCookie 03/22/20 9:00:37 PM #6 | VitalGetPrank posted... Friday the 13th PS4 - Camp Crystal Lake I played it on NES. Staying 6 ft. away from Jason is not possible. --- 2020 going to be a CE kind of year ~ Panthera |
Topic | How come LoTR had no black people? |
FortuneCookie 03/22/20 8:43:48 PM #42 | Sadly, the easiest way to incorporate minorities in mythology based stories is simply to have whatever non-human character played by a black actor or other minority. Like Mushu from Mulan. No black people in ancient China (correct the fuck outta me if I'm wrong), but plenty of dragons. --- 2020 going to be a CE kind of year ~ Panthera |
Topic | How come LoTR had no black people? |
FortuneCookie 03/22/20 8:40:15 PM #40 | Tolkien said the stories were for the downtrodden Anglo-Saxons (white people) with no mythology of their own. It was a rather pretentious statement, but he made some classic stories which inspired Legend of Zelda and the like. Though that one is also absent of black people. At least the ones I've played. --- 2020 going to be a CE kind of year ~ Panthera |
Topic | Last level you played now requires 6 ft. of social distancing. |
FortuneCookie 03/22/20 8:38:03 PM #1 | Is the level still beatable without coming within 6 ft. of another person? If your game doesn't have levels, substitute last mission. --- 2020 going to be a CE kind of year ~ Panthera |
Topic | Why do Chinese americans seem to dislike chinese people? |
FortuneCookie 03/21/20 10:02:53 PM #23 | winged_weltall posted... I think we have to differentiate between "Chinese people", and the Chinese government. The regular people in China are like you and me. Most Chinese people that I know who talk about their disdain for China are pretty much all referring to the government over there. It's a shame people mix these 2 things up... Tons of people in China most likely hate the same people the Chinese Americans hate as well, they just can't speak up about it... Humanity in a nutshell. --- 2020 going to be a CE kind of year ~ Panthera |
Topic | Has your lewd content consumption increased? |
FortuneCookie 03/21/20 10:00:53 PM #3 | I work in a pharmacy. I've had less time for porn since the coronavirus hit. --- 2020 going to be a CE kind of year ~ Panthera |
Topic | if it has fall damage it's a shit game |
FortuneCookie 03/21/20 7:10:05 PM #20 | Would you rather it have bottomless pits that you fall into? --- 2020 going to be a CE kind of year ~ Panthera |
Topic | What's the point in titles like "Godfather/ Godmother/ Godchild?" |
FortuneCookie 03/21/20 7:09:24 PM #5 | R1masher posted... Your godfather was there when you were baptized What was your Godzilla there for? --- 2020 going to be a CE kind of year ~ Panthera |
Topic | "I should spend my day off working on my story." |
FortuneCookie 03/20/20 8:39:00 PM #6 | Which Ed Wood movies? --- 2020 going to be a CE kind of year ~ Panthera |
Topic | "I should spend my day off working on my story." |
FortuneCookie 03/20/20 7:57:53 PM #1 | *spends the whole day watching kung fu movies* --- 2020 going to be a CE kind of year ~ Panthera |
Topic | so we all agree that captain america the winter soldier is peak MCU |
FortuneCookie 03/20/20 5:13:33 PM #26 | GameGodOfAll posted... Both Civil War and Infinity War are better. Stopped reading there. --- 2020 going to be a CE kind of year ~ Panthera |
Topic | I would start preparing for lockdown. |
FortuneCookie 03/20/20 5:07:24 PM #9 | Indiana, btw. --- 2020 going to be a CE kind of year ~ Panthera |
Topic | Fuck any developers that put giant spiders in their video games. |
FortuneCookie 03/20/20 4:46:11 PM #20 | --- 2020 going to be a CE kind of year ~ Panthera |
Topic | I would start preparing for lockdown. |
FortuneCookie 03/20/20 4:44:39 PM #1 | My pharmacist just texted me a memo, presumably to show a police officer in the event that I'm pulled over, stating that I provide a vital service and should be allowed to pass unencumbered. I have approximately a month's worth of toilet paper. --- 2020 going to be a CE kind of year ~ Panthera |
Topic | I should have ___________________ before the Coronavirus outbreak |
FortuneCookie 03/20/20 2:42:19 PM #14 | I'm actually pretty good for right now. I got my haircut in the early stages of the coronavirus scare. Not as a precaution. Just luck. The first time I saw a toilet paper meme, I snagged a $5 bag of 9 double roll toilet paper from the CVS I work at. Of course, working in the pharmacy means that I have more work and more time away from home as opposed to less work and less time away from home. But it also means I'll be first in line to get a vaccination when one is finally available. --- 2020 going to be a CE kind of year ~ Panthera |
Topic | my father the hero: a 90s film |
FortuneCookie 03/20/20 2:36:15 PM #5 | It should've ended with her saying she didn't need a guy her own age because she's already found the one she wants to be with. --- 2020 going to be a CE kind of year ~ Panthera |
Topic | Remember before Trump got elected when politicians were honest? |
FortuneCookie 03/20/20 2:34:55 PM #7 | Politicians were never honest. --- 2020 going to be a CE kind of year ~ Panthera |
Topic | How come the sexy Dua Lipa gets NO LOVE at CE? |
FortuneCookie 03/20/20 2:34:27 PM #17 | R1masher posted... cause she didnt grow up on tv.... and the creepers love that They get turned on by the fact that she used to be a child? I'm not sure that's how pedophilia works. --- 2020 going to be a CE kind of year ~ Panthera |
Topic | Brother vs Sister |
FortuneCookie 03/20/20 1:47:50 PM #2 | Sister (with or without benefits) --- 2020 going to be a CE kind of year ~ Panthera |
Topic | My pet cat passed away today |
FortuneCookie 03/20/20 1:47:09 PM #16 | Rest in Peace, Diego. A good name for a good cat. :( --- 2020 going to be a CE kind of year ~ Panthera |
Topic | Are you offended when someone calls you a perv? |
FortuneCookie 03/20/20 1:46:17 PM #2 | Veggeta_EDGE posted... I take it as a compliment --- 2020 going to be a CE kind of year ~ Panthera |
Topic | "If I horde toilet paper, that means someone else goes without." |
FortuneCookie 03/20/20 11:57:20 AM #1 | Is this what socialism feels like? --- 2020 going to be a CE kind of year ~ Panthera |
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