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UnfairRepresent
01/25/20 9:48:27 AM
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You're walking home one day when suddenly your female character runs up to you and says "Hey! You gotta help me. It's not what it looks like. I'm actually [Your Male Character's name] but [Female Character's name] or at least something controlling her body swapped her body with mine.

Now she... or he ... or It... whatever, is up to some seriously evil machinations right now using my body that we need to stop immediately! People are in danger but I can't do anything to stop it in this useless body and no one will believe me! I need your help! Please come with me, we got to stop ... Well me!"


https://i.imgur.com/nuLzsVE.png

How do you react?
What do you do?
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Oldin
01/25/20 10:01:13 AM
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Ask her for dinner

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Chicken_Butt
01/25/20 10:04:13 AM
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>assuming a female body is useless

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Garioshi
01/25/20 10:05:05 AM
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what the fuck is that image

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IShall_Run_Amok
01/25/20 10:09:28 AM
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Nah.

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gatorsPENSbucs
01/25/20 10:15:04 AM
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Male I thought of Shaq Fu ..... still trying to think of a female character

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KnightofShikari
01/25/20 10:21:37 AM
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poison from final fight and kaine from nier

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Ricemills
01/25/20 10:28:24 AM
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uh, i was thinking of commander Sephard. both of them.
what now?

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UnfairRepresent
01/25/20 10:34:01 AM
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Chicken_Butt posted...
>assuming a female body is useless

Don't go there

Your male character felt your female characters' body was useless to stop his male body

Don't take those specific 2 people and apply it to everyone
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Chicken_Butt
01/25/20 10:36:01 AM
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What if the female character was stronger and had a more useful body than the male character?

Or is that just not a possibility in your sexist, misogynist brain?

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UnfairRepresent
01/25/20 10:54:19 AM
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Chicken_Butt posted...
What if the female character was stronger and had a more useful body than the male character?

Then the male character is either unaware of or unable to harness the power.

You won't even say what characters you thought of
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bnui_ransder
01/25/20 10:58:19 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Then the male character is either unaware of or unable to harness the power.

You won't even say what characters you thought of
I'm too offended by this impossible scenario to even think straight

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FortuneCookie
01/25/20 11:00:17 AM
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Fox McCloud
Rouge the Bat

If they're up for it, we have a threesome.

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Alteres
01/25/20 11:02:32 AM
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I'm a simple guy.

So in this case I demand their materia so I can go stop the other person.

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UnfairRepresent
01/25/20 5:18:57 PM
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bnui_ransder posted...

I'm too offended by this impossible scenario to even think straight

Makes no sense you pick your characters before reading the scenario
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Sphyx
01/25/20 9:21:39 PM
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I'd have to amend that opening line to "Hey! You gotta help me. It's not what it... HEY, EYES UP HERE!"

On the flipside, poor Onikage. Next time he tries to mess with Rikimaru, Nariko is gonna fuck him up good.

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Jabodie
01/25/20 9:24:40 PM
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I happened to think of Lara Croft and Bastian Nathan Drake. General confusion since they have basically the same abilities.

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jumi
01/25/20 9:25:59 PM
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Cloud Strife and Lara Croft.

Guess I'm gonna help Cloud out.

Unless... threesome?

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UnfairRepresent
01/25/20 10:24:28 PM
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Sphyx posted...
I'd have to amend that opening line to "Hey! You gotta help me. It's not what it... HEY, EYES UP HERE!"


I don't think a man would care about that

Especially a man in a panic who has only just had the body swap

Hell if he said that, that would imply it's still the girl and she is lying as some kind of con
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Sphyx
01/25/20 10:31:25 PM
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I dunno, man. Put an honourable guy like Rikimaru in Nariko's body and clothes, and I think i could leer enough to make him uncomfortable.

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YugiNoob
01/28/20 4:33:18 AM
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I assume Dante would be having too much fun in Morrigan's body to be asking for my help. Morrigan is bisexual I believe, and with Dante's manly body she would probably be nailing chicks for days with his overwhelming Chad powers.

Crisis averted.

And yup, according to the Darkstalkers Wiki, "Morrigan is canonically bisexual", so she'll just see Dante's body as a new way to fuck people lol

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Ryven
01/28/20 4:53:42 AM
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Thought of Aloy from Horizon Zero Dawn and Bill from Left 4 Dead

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JTilly
01/28/20 5:18:21 AM
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Solid Snake
Peach

not gonna get involved

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Lord_Shadow
01/28/20 6:34:46 AM
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Shadow the hedgehog and Lucina

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UnfairRepresent
01/28/20 6:43:53 AM
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JTilly posted...
Solid Snake
Peach

not gonna get involved

You scared?
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