Lurker > Damn_Underscore

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this guy is actually cool tho, he makes good content
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It's going to suck though, let's b real
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topic
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https://thumbs.gfycat.com/IdioticAngryCarpenterant-mobile.mp4

wtf
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Purely posted...

Is anyone really a Sting fan? He shows up at so many things but does anyone really care much about him?

Sure, he's the voice of The Police and has plenty of great music on his own.
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Jesus was literally not a Christian tho
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https://i.imgur.com/A2tf8F8.jpg
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there has to be an invisible sun
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>has fall first in your ranking
>it's literally fall right now

The only good part of fall is late September and early October. And the warm part of spring lasts longer than the warm part of fall tbh.
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/11-sballin/61352367

"Images of males or females should cover the... anus completely. The covering needs to completely obscure these areas... It doesn't matter if the covering is clothing or some other covering."
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blackmanass is also allowed but i don't see anyone posting dat
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I get bathing suits there, they are great tbh
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https://www.upi.com/Health_News/2019/12/18/Nearly-half-of-US-population-will-be-obese-by-2030-analysis-says/9951576695805/?sl=3

Dec. 18 (UPI) -- Nearly half of all Americans will be obese within the next 10 years, a new analysis has found.

Researchers at T.H. Chan School of Public Health at Harvard University, who will have their findings published Wednesday in the New England Journal of Medicine, also suggest that more than half of the population in 29 U.S. states will be obese.

Currently, the analysis estimates that 40 percent of American adults are obese, with 18 percent severely so.

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Considering it's only 12% and the only group listed that's not close is Bernie, this seems like a misleading topic.
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Boogie is just as much of a CE meme at this point as David Mink and Man Fan.

not sure why people hate the meme so much, but the fact that people hate it makes it funnier tbh
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they are showing Flinstones episodes on METV now so I don't think this is true tbh
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^I never knew Nintendo did an anti-Aeris tbh.
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kirbymuncher posted...

I think if that was the case it wouldn't have had passwords at all

also I feel like I've seen this exact topic multiple times in the past few months

I made a topic recently saying LoZ and Metroid were both bad games with great concepts.

Metroid is MUCH worse than LoZ though.
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Metroid is a bad game for a lot more reasons than it doesn't hold your hand. The terrible gameplay and design choices (like how you start each life with only 30 health and there is no way to instantly fill up your health) have nothing to do with holding your hand.

People saying all NES games are bad are wrong as well. I can't think of a better rhythm game to this day than MT's Punch Out.
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I'll be watching the better Christmas movie, On Her Majesty's Secret Service
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I just beat Zero Mission, fantastic game BTW. And afterward I played the original version that gets unlocked. I've done this before, but not in awhile. And like all the times before I stopped playing it within ten minutes or so.

Here are some of the problems with the game:

- You always start a new life with 30 health, even if you get energy tanks later in the game

- The above means that if you die to Mother Brain (the final boss), which is really easy to do considering it's the final boss, you literally have to spend a half hour killing enemies to regain health

- The platforming is not very good (see the example in the AVGN video where he is trying to get out of Kraid's lair). Zero Mission fixed this by adding a grab ledge feature.

- Unlike in Zero Mission, the energy beams don't build up on each other. So while the wave beam is the best for doing damage, you need the ice beam to defeat the Metroids (no one tells you this BTW) so you have to recollect it.

- Knowing where you are and where you're going is an incredible challenge because there is no map, everything looks the same, and the game gives you no direction.

- To begin the game, your weapon is very weak, very short-ranged, and you can only fire in three directions. Some of this gets fixed by the end of the game, but good luck getting through the agony without quitting.

Watch these vids if you want to get some idea of what's wrong with the game, although there are a lot of cuts. Funny thing is James keeps calling it one of the best games of all time while pointing out its major flaws for literally no reason other than nostalgia.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXykbwNn06s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEexxgNDHNI
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWCxyZaWVaY
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https://v.redd.it/qprlwtipijg21/DASH_720?source=fallback
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I've only ever played 10 minutes at most into the original Metroid.

Playing through Zero Mission, I have no idea how anyone would have fun playing through the original version.
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ayyy
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That's a nice beard, too bad he was a cuck and refused to grow it because someone decided around World War I that you're not supposed to have a beard as a politician.
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Pontius Pilate was pretty fair to Jesus tbh. He kept insisting that Jesus didn't do anything wrong.
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is that what is supposed to happen? never happened to me tbh
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No.

Islam's rule that Muslim men can marry Christian and Jewish women but Muslim women can only marry Muslim men is BS and an example of Islam needing a reformation.

I would hope that the woman sees that this rule is BS and still marry me because I'm a Person of the Book.
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only nerds on the internet like cold weather
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In my opinion, The Last Jedi is an entertaining movie. The only thing I don't like on the surface is the terrible intro/the stupid gags in general.

However, if you take time to think about the plot at all, it's an absolute travesty.
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Sad_Face posted...

I recall JK Rowling saying that she intended for the trio to be in different houses, with Ron in Slytherin and the other 2 in their obvious spots, but she found it too difficult to write a story of them being best friends in that kind of environment.

How? It's her story, the houses could have interacted as much or as little as she wanted hem to.
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the comment section is funny at least
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Mary Poppins - Feed the Birds
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MarbyIsBack posted...

I swear to god I didn't even realize this topic existed when I made mine

Both of us even opened it with Star Wars too.

I bumped this after seeing your topic lol
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bump
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all the better to crush you with my dear
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is shirtbra allowed?
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jumi posted...

The three mains only went to Gryffindor because they wanted to. Harry could've gone to Slytherin, Hermione could've gone to Ravenclaw, and Ron could've gone to Hufflepuff.

Or in reality JK Rowling just wanted a good house and an evil house.

Which is too bad because she could have done a lot with having three best friends in different houses.
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Joe Rogan: "["m not far right!] I'm left... I'm almost a socialist!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCJ2km-O9fM
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Antifar posted...

Approved by the British Toilet Association (BTA)

the what
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0hXG_RA7vc
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