Current Events > Who is the better Christian? Trump or Jesus

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Bluebomber182
12/19/19 7:23:21 PM
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DD Divine
12/19/19 7:26:07 PM
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Jesus was Jewish and trump is whatever advantages him at the moment

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TheFAQKing
12/19/19 7:27:09 PM
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DD Divine posted...
Jesus was Jewish and trump is whatever advantages him at the moment

Who was the one who lied about being native American again
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Vicious_Dios
12/19/19 7:28:12 PM
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HellRatUFO posted...
Please be satire lol.

Read the fine print.

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LastTomorrow
12/19/19 7:30:46 PM
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*read fine print*

Good, but honestly many of these people would choose Trump over Jesus.

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Damn_Underscore
12/20/19 12:43:38 AM
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Jesus was literally not a Christian tho
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DifferentialEquation
12/20/19 12:50:31 AM
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It's really an interesting question, tbh. Jesus gave us Christianty, but Trump perfected it. It's like comparing Karl Benz to Henry Ford. Hard to say, but at the end of the day I think I'd have to go with Trump on this one.

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SauI_Goodman
12/20/19 12:54:50 AM
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I bet Jesus pronounced 2 Corinthians properly.
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Big_Nabendu
12/20/19 1:22:00 AM
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Jesus was Jewish tho

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DD Divine
12/20/19 2:38:15 PM
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TheFAQKing posted...
Who was the one who lied about being native American again

dont deflect.

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Ethosian
12/20/19 2:39:18 PM
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Damn_Underscore posted...
Jesus was literally not a Christian tho
Neither is Impeached President Trump
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squarion
12/20/19 2:51:03 PM
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DD Divine posted...
Jesus was Jewish



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ThanksUglyGod
12/20/19 2:53:26 PM
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"I like messiahs that don't get killed"
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Notti
12/20/19 2:54:16 PM
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darkphoenix181
12/20/19 2:54:27 PM
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Christian means follower of Christ.

Jesus didn't follow the Christ because he was the Christ.
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ThyCorndog
12/20/19 2:56:08 PM
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Jesus may be Jesus, but Trump is empowered by the Holy Spirit to act on the will of God. Not surprising the results are nearly 50/50 since every member of the Trinity is equal. I chalk the difference up to the margin of error

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bestknicksfan
12/20/19 2:56:10 PM
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Jesus turned water into wine.

Trump turned a small loan from his dad into billions.

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darkphoenix181
12/20/19 2:57:10 PM
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bestknicksfan posted...
Jesus turned water into wine.

Trump turned a small loan from his dad into billions.

Jesus raised the dead.

Trump raised America.

Eww typing that out made me feel icky
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DD Divine
12/20/19 3:09:39 PM
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darkphoenix181 posted...
Jesus raised the dead.

Trump raised America.

Eww typing that out made me feel icky

take a shower now dammit

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sktgamer_13dude
12/20/19 3:16:46 PM
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Satan is a better Christian than Trump.

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Bishop9800
12/20/19 3:24:12 PM
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sktgamer_13dude posted...
Satan is a better Christian than Trump.

At least Satan used to be a angel

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Caution998
12/20/19 3:25:57 PM
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seems rather disingenuous to suggest Satan wasn't worse.

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