Lurker > MrMallard

who posted lmao
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Christ, I bet the groom reacts like that bagel shop manlet when anyone dares to question his god emperor.
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There could just as easily be a bunch of shit-ass chucklefucks who repress their nation more than North Korea in even worse and stupider ways - with a smaller population, so there's less publicity. But as far as I know, NK is the worst.
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SauI_Goodman posted...

lol at not using beefeater.

Vickers was cheap so I got Vickers. My favorite gin is Tanqueray Rangpur.
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I don't tip anyone because servers in my country have a workable wage, instead of 3/4ths the minimum wage that they have to supplement with tips. A person carries my food to me, and they get $15 an hour to do that and mix drinks.
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TheVipaGTS posted...

look at mr fancy pants over here with a...how did he say it?...VERANDA...ok guy.

"What do you call it?"

"A Carhole."

I've been calling it a veranda since I was a kid. Idgaf if y'all call it a porch, this is all I know
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Irony posted...

Gross diet

Yeah, I used all my full strength tonic last night. I've got a 4 pack of 300ml tonic, but I'm only touching that once I'm out of diet tonic. And even then, I'll be mixing more soda water than tonic to stretch it out even further.

Might even get into the American Honey later on.
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Buzz Killjoy posted...

Why isn't there ice in your cocktail, you monster

30% gin
30% tonic
40% soda water

no room for ice
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How's your afternoon/night going?
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thronedfire2 posted...

You think gamer guys bathe?

thats the joke
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typed out a murder fantasy for a board user and linked it to a friend of theirs
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And yet we drag the Catholic church through the mud for the widespread molestation of young boys and subsequent cover-ups to hide this wrongdoing. It's almost like any decent, sane person is emphatically against child molestation and those who commit this crime, regardless of gender.
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I've been wanting to play this since it came out, and now seemed like the perfect time.

This game is awesome. Excellent Metroid throwback, combined with the mechanics of a roguelike. Each run is timed, each level has a seed, and there are three modes of play.
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oh wait
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Of course Spider-Man isn't going to do as well as Endgame. Infinity War and Endgame had every single A- and B-list actor in the Marvel movie franchise, and Endgame was specifically billed as the end of a saga. It's the second best-grossing movie of all time, not adjusting for inflation.

Spider-Man is business as usual - it's a return to the Marvel formula they'll be going back to, and it's the end of this current phase of Marvel movies that they're using to set the tone for the next series of movies. So no, it doesn't have the appeal that Endgame has. And I think Disney knows that.
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I heard him speak for the first time in a video today, and holy fuck does his voice actually sound like that? What a fucking chump.

Ben Shapiro is a loser, what a shock. It's no surprise he's been abandoned by members of his family, lmao
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Cobra1010 posted...

The people on here 'admiring her hustle' are not much better than those patreons.

You've got people who are so sexually maladjusted that they find Bella Delphine's bath water arousing or otherwise worthwhile as a product. These are people who would probably buy her dirty panties, or spend exorbitant amounts of money for jars of her piss, because years of boundary-breaking pornography have turned people into this disgusting breed of absolute degenerates.

Bella Delphine's behavior could be characterised as enabling that sort of filth, but even if you remove her from the equation, you've still got a bunch of trash harassing tiddy streamers for nudes or snooping around classifieds sites for people who are selling their soiled underwear. If these degenerates are willing to give her their money, hand over fist, for softcore porn and bath water - then let her enterprise bleed them dry. They clearly have nothing better to spend their money on, and it's ultimately more amusing to see these idiots part with their riches over an online idol they'll never mean a thing to.
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Not VG, but I like Jonathan Coulton's latest album and how its vinyl looks


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Irony posted...

Solo gold

Yeah, in another 50 Premium Spectre Packs maybe
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Using the Krogan soldier. It was tight, I used all the shield buffs and respawns I had but I managed to make it out alive. That was awesome.

It was on Firebase Jade, and I was fighting Reaper forces. If any of you guys have a PS3 set up, it'd be fun to play a few matches.
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events/77855959
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Was expecting shaved bald, pointy side hair and white beard. Disappointed TC
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They should. Athletes across the board should be paid equally - if one team is better than the other, the better team can be entitled to bonuses. That incentivises players to play at their best.
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I've tried playing it, alone and with a friend, and I just don't enjoy it. The opening snow area is a pain in the ass, I fucking hate bullymongs and the humor already feels forced the second you meet Claptrap.

I feel like the game is balanced more for team play, which is fine, but it's a real pain in the ass to play on your own at the start and I don't really like playing with friends either. Borderlands 1 is janky and dated, but there's something about that game that I just enjoy. It's not perfect, but I enjoy it - everything from the bosses to the gunplay to the floaty jumping.

Maybe if I just brute-force the game, I'll learn to love it. But I haven't enjoyed my time with Borderlands 2 at all. If I wanted a bunch of dogshit Dubstep jokes, I'd travel back in time to 2012 and post on garbage forums like this one.
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Can anyone confirm?
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Nidhoggr posted...

Tfw you realize Trump has slept with more children than every guy on CE has combined

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https://ibb.co/3yxHQkm

who posted
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Remember when joncon had a Twitter meltdown about white genocide despite his parents being immigrants themselves, leading to a minor role in Yooka-Laylee getting removed?
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Is this another one of those shrimp-dicks going on a Thot Audit?
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Maybe you should Switch to another game
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If people are insane enough to hand her money hand over fist for a jar of her bath water, then honestly, let her have her money. These morons clearly don't have any use for their hard earned cash.
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SailorGoon posted...

FL81 posted...

Old news, but totally blew my mind when I first found out.
https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/en.futurama/images/f/f2/PhilipJ.Fry.png
https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/mms/images/0/04/Cd29af00bea6984673ce2fbd4dd667af--halloween-candy-trip.jpg

Going off this I had a similar reaction when I learned JK Simmons is the Yellow Eminem

Are you fucking shitting me

I just checked Google for this, what the fuck

Also - to y'all talking about Phil LaMarr (Hermes, DCAU/Injustice Aquaman, Jon Stewart, Samurai Jack), on top of all those characters, he also played Martin in Pulp Fiction. Yup, John Travolta accidentally shoots Samurai Jack in the face.
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They scouted a pregnant 17 year old to do a scene either on the day if, or days after, she turned 18. That is absolutely a red flag.

TalesofMedz posted...

So pornstars have to have been a virgin till 18?

You see nothing wrong about scouting an underage teenager who's at least 6 months pregnant to do porn as soon as she's old enough?
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There's clearly a ton of work and resources that went into making this game, and the fact that they stitched it all together into a functioning product at the end is nothing short of a miracle. All of these voice lines, event flags, old save bonuses - it all works, somehow.

The start of the game is tone-deaf and dumb, and the end of the game is unfortunately hampered by the decision to offer three big options that left a lot of players unsatisfied with the outcome. But everything sandwiched between? It's honestly really good.
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spikethedevil posted...

How canon is AoS?

I would say it's pretty canon. The first season or two delved into how Coulson came back after The Avengers. At least one movie character has shown up in the show.
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CableZL posted...

He-Man is next

He-Man already got targeted by the "revisionist history! SJWs! Childhood ruined!" assholes when the She-Ra reboot came out. Not entirely the same, but same franchise.

If the same people bring out a He-Man series that does a similar job in redesigning and fleshing out Prince Adam, they're only gonna cry more.
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The TV Movie is a good addition , I forgot about that. I was just gonna say that Disney already put out a live action Cinderella - it was the first live action reboot movie they released, I think. That or Maleficent.

Disney is definitely stretching themselves too thin with all of these fucking reboots, but I don't think they would remake the entirety of Cinderella less than 10 years after the initial reboot. It's already been produced as a part of this movie brand.

Solar_Crimson posted...

The Prince was also Asian (how a White man and a Black woman had an Asian son, I don't know).

Adoption?
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That's my first time seeing the actress with red hair. Honestly? I think it looks pretty good!

But I mean CE will sleep on a decent show like Titans because "murr ginger genocide they made an orange space alien black murrrrrr"
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The fact that I don't live there
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Fucking lol
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Apparently clear sapphire is the next best thing. it's cheap, hard and apparently pretty convincing.
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Our Subway is built into the side of a gas station. Some folks don't like Subway, but I think it's one of the better places to eat in town.
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Am I wrong?
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Nintendo will own Nintendo. They make enough money to stay afloat, and they're probably still swimming in enough of that sweet Wii money to take a loss here and there.

If anything, their union with Microsoft will make both companies stronger.
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