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JACKBUTTMOMMY posted...

I try to go when theyre distracted. When I first visited Lawrenceburg, TN I was accused of stealing a self check out ethernet cord. I threw the receipt out after passing the gates. She wanted me to dig through the trash. I couldnt find it. She had me walk in and check with the self checkout person. At least the self check out persons face seemed to agree with my mind: this is ridiculous. I was then lectured to keep my receipt. Later on they didnt check in my rug doctor. Rug doctor almost filed a credit report. Lectured me to keep a receipt. That Walmart is the worst, possibly the town too - though I do tend to keep receipts now.

You actually stood there and let someone lecture you after youd proven them wrong?

Theyd have gotten two words in with me before they got told to fuck off.
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meh
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TheGleamEyes posted...

mattnd2007 posted...

Walmart don't need to be treating me like I'm a thief

They wouldn't need to if folks didn't steal.

Like this one guy who had 5 different cuts of meats removed from his cart because it wasn't on his receipt.

Or how my friend tells me the night shift at Safeway (or Albertsons for you other mainlander folks), there's always someone trying to walk out the door with meat in their backpack(s).

We have Safeways here.
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Zangulus posted...

I love the sour apple jolly ranchers.

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SoraOwnsOctopus posted...

Total_Lost2 posted...

All the time or just once?

All the time, right before you climax

Long term is this going to affect my ability to climax if I dont hear it?

Thats what concerns me. Where am I going to find another woman who will yell that if things dont work out?

No. This is just a bad idea.
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But was it a McDonalds approved choke hold maneuver?
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Pause.

Look into the crowd.

Lincoln High School football rules!

Then walk offstage to thunderous applause.
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AwesomeOSauce posted...

WTF is this bullshit? Goddamn.

Help me out. Which part am I supposed to be offended by?
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ssj3vegeta2 posted...

especially with glasses

https://imgur.com/bOfNuTu

She was running round that forest on some Harry Potter bidness.
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The guy in sixth place had bacon in his pocket.
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KiwiTerraRizing posted...

ArchiePeck posted...

divot1338 posted...

Laugh because Im too old to be drafted.

If they needed the extra manpower then you're still fucking going. Same for all the "I'd be too fat/flat footed/short sighted/whatever". Even if it's just peeling potatoes or unloading boxes from trucks all day.

If they ever got to the point they had the draft people over 30 in bad physical shape we would already be completely fucked.

If I wouldnt be drafted in a WW2 scenario then I feel pretty good about my chances for your ridiculous Iran scenario.

That said Im probably in better shape than most of the twenty year old fatties that work for me.
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Laugh because Im too old to be drafted.
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This is one of the times you should stfu and listen to your in-laws.

There is an inevitable flow of wealth and goods from one generation to the next. How much you are aware of it and how fast it flows is entirely dependent on how old everyone is at the time.

They dont need it anymore. Their priorities at this point are you building up credit and money.
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darkjedilink posted...

So, are Dems saying court packing is bad?

Or is it only bad when Republicans do it?

Its not good to let seats go unfilled.

Its not necessarily good or bad to fill a bunch of seats but its covered by previous rule.

Put forward actual trained legal people and I could care less what you do. Just fucking behave the way youd prefer if the situation was reversed if acting like a human being is too difficult for you to manage.
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They must be planning to do some really illegal shit in next years elections.
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Shes all ... washed up.
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It seems like an odd choice to erect a statue where a disobedient dog jumps up on a human.
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She should do like Cardi B and let dudes grab her ass when shes onstage.
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Does it hurt when you bend it at the elbow and rub the tips of your fingers together?
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Lawyers for the Lopez family acknowledge a .22-caliber rifle was found near the door, but they dispute that the mechanic pointed it, saying his body was found some distance away inside the mobile home.

This was a mobile home? Everything is literally in one big ass room so of course the gun was nearby.

And as Im now noticing this took place in Mississippi theres probably some degree of responsibility on the deceased. He knowingly decided to continue to reside there despite all of their ... problems.
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The space rock known as 2019 MO was just three metres wide and exploded when it hit the planets atmosphere on 22 July above the Caribbean

Technically they were correct.
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Shablagoo posted...

Sad_Face posted...

Johnny_Nutcase posted...

Damn that's gotta make you feel pretty terrible if you did worse than 7th. Fucking dog took a buncha detours to take a dump and sniff ass.

Most people are not going to outrun a dog so it's all good.

But can most dogs run a half marathon? Theyre good sprinters but Im pretty shocked by this doggos ability to run long-distance so well.

Can they? Maybe.

Will they? No.
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Devils Backbone
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Its always nice when that happens. Even if there is some kind of institutional problem milk it until you can parlay the position into something at another company.
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Flockaveli posted...

I'd let her fuck me. Make her say shit like "Lay down baby, I'll take care of you, I'll do all the work, I know what I'm doing more than you."

MILF/cougar fantasies finally coming to fruition.

I would like to hear some spanish jibber jabber at the same same time..

aye la cucaracha no me gusta buenoes donde esta la biblioteque!
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ledbowman posted...

GATTJT posted...

His unchecked writing gave us midichlorians and "I hate sand"

It also gave you Star Wars

He plagiarized Star Wars.
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lol
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tote_all posted...

divot1338 posted...

So youre agreeing with exactly what i said.

No. No I am not.

Your posts agree with me which is the important part.
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Total_Lost2 posted...

It isn't named Trump so he doesn't care

omg this could have been named Hurricane Donnie. What a missed opportunity
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Is one of her superpowers to not nip out when its extremely cold?
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FrankGoreHOF posted...

Shouldve let your dog finish him, tbh. Would've been the best option to minimize suffering and your dog gets fed

At the very least he get its out of his system.

Although I suppose he could develop a taste for killing.
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Theres one that lives in the tree by my back door. Every time it climbs onto the bird feeder I hung it rings this bell and my dog tears out there.

Its amazing how long shell sit there staring.
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tote_all posted...

DrizztLink posted...

CNS stuff typically needs time for swelling to go down before you get an idea of what you're dealing with.

To know the specifics, sure, yes. To know there's a spinal cord injury, to know if there's a fracture, you'll know.

So youre agreeing with exactly what i said.
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And the 4% figure is for a class of convictions where the justice system goes to extraordinary lengths to ensure accuracy.

What does that say about the rest of the justice system?
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tote_all posted...

divot1338 posted...

That stuff takes a lot of time to diagnose correctly.

What makes you believe this?

Experience.

First of all if he just got in the accident hes still all swollen up and they will only check for spi al damage.
Then reassess later.
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And Alaska is empty.
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We are the Yosemite Sam of the United States.
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Gafemage posted...

Article doesn't appear to describe what injuries he endured.

Says major back injuries. That stuff takes a lot of time to diagnose correctly.

Earlier, on Saturday ... Kevin posted a video of himself in his vintage ride, as someone yelled at him for laying down too much rubber on the street as he spun out his tires.

Kevin bought the car back in July as a 40th birthday gift to himself.

What a fucking idiot.
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What about chicken fingers? Can we eat them because chickens dont actually have fingers?
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yusiko posted...

if you are a vegetarian no they do not count as meat
if you are a vegan you cant eat them because they dont eat anything made from animals so no cheese or honey either

if you are following doctors orders you gotta cut them out though

But it takes an animal to make another animal.
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I liked how you could use the artillery barrages as a cover for the sound of your shots to remain undetected.
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https://imgur.com/GdiRM1u
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This topic is a lie!

Trump doesnt have friends.
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Seems like a weird law. I thought a birth certificate was more or less like a receipt for a baby.

Intended to reflect the information at the time of birth. Its not like we update the birth certificate when our weight changes.
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