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| Topic | Where do you put your phone in skinny jeans? |
| divot1338 09/13/19 1:28:04 PM #12 | I wear a headband and wedge it in there on the right side. Then I use it to play music in public. Headphones are for uggo losers. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
| Topic | Wtf reddit girl so hot |
| divot1338 09/13/19 1:26:05 PM #32 | SoundNetwork posted... https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/d3gpwh/finished_appalachian_themed_skateboard_design/ Check out that flat board. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
| Topic | Worst advice that's still passed off as "good" advice. |
| divot1338 09/13/19 1:21:12 PM #55 | Condoms wont stop her from getting pregnant. So why bother? Theyre only successful 99 times out of 100. You can win against those odds. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
| Topic | ITT I post thick women |
| divot1338 09/13/19 12:48:12 PM #86 | Have you ever opened up a topic and then thought to yourself, I have seen all these fat asses before. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
| Topic | How to flip waffles in the waffle iron in 10 steps: |
| divot1338 09/12/19 6:53:37 PM #2 | 3. Use a teaspoon to poke a hole in the middle of the waffle to feed liquid through. Is this a gay sex thing? --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
| Topic | Advocates Call Out Bill Burr for Disability Jokes in Netflix Comedy Special. |
| divot1338 09/12/19 6:49:28 PM #15 | Disabled people are the only ones left to make fun of in 2019. Say what!!! --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
| Topic | Shake it once that's fine |
| divot1338 09/12/19 6:38:50 PM #4 | This is what those air dryers are for. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
| Topic | Your reaction: You wake up tomorrow to find a dog sleeping In your bed |
| divot1338 09/12/19 11:07:32 AM #19 | There is a dog is sleeping in my bed anytime I wake up. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
| Topic | NC GOP passes budget while Dems are at 9/11 ceremony |
| divot1338 09/11/19 2:43:34 PM #68 | emblem boy posted... divot1338 posted...Balrog0 posted...divot1338 posted... The claim by bover was In fact, in most legislative bodies there doesn't even need to be a quorum as long as no one present objects. One hundred percent of the cases weve talked about have in fact required a quorum. Which he now seems to be saying was implied. A quorum is assumed to be present unless someone claims otherwise. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
| Topic | Kylie Jenner Poses Nude for Playboy! |
| divot1338 09/11/19 1:19:12 PM #41 | Complete_Idi0t posted... Oh. I thought this was about Caitlyn Jenner. :/ --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
| Topic | AOC $20,000 in student loan debt. Makes payment during hearing. |
| divot1338 09/11/19 1:17:52 PM #54 | FrozenXylophone posted... XXmiznatorXX posted...TBH it shows how bad she is with her finances. She makes 180k a year and is still making minimal payments on her 20k student loans? If she concentrated her income on her debt, she'd have paid it off by now. Shes earned that ... for 8 months. And as has been pointed out she had to relocate for the job incurring quite a bit of personal cost. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
| Topic | NC GOP passes budget while Dems are at 9/11 ceremony |
| divot1338 09/11/19 12:54:21 PM #48 | AngryRedHatter posted... shockthemonkey posted...N.C. Republicans are some of the shittiest people in the country They went door to door collecting ballots that they then doctored. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
| Topic | NC GOP passes budget while Dems are at 9/11 ceremony |
| divot1338 09/11/19 12:49:14 PM #43 | Balrog0 posted... divot1338 posted...Ive named two that require a quorum versus the zero that you two have listed. As long as its clear both of you are talking out your asses when it comes to how legislatures work. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
| Topic | NC GOP passes budget while Dems are at 9/11 ceremony |
| divot1338 09/11/19 12:17:46 PM #33 | And from NC House website Pursuant to House Rules 26(e) and 26(f), the Chair of the Committee on Rules, Calendar and Operations of the House, the Speaker Pro Tempore, the Majority Leader, and the Deputy Majority Leader are ex officio members of each standing committee and permanent subcommittee with the right to vote. The previous sentence does not apply to the Standing Committee on Ethics. For the purposes of determining a quorum, when serving only as ex officio members, these members shall be counted among the membership of the committee or subcommittee only when present So they do to apparently. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
| Topic | NC GOP passes budget while Dems are at 9/11 ceremony |
| divot1338 09/11/19 12:16:09 PM #32 | Balrog0 posted... divot1338 posted...The US Senate and House of Representatives require a majority of members be present for a quorum before voting can take place so youre wrong. Ive named two that require a quorum versus the zero that you two have listed. Feel free to prove your point. But the two most important ones in this country wouldnt have allowed this to go forward. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
| Topic | NC GOP passes budget while Dems are at 9/11 ceremony |
| divot1338 09/11/19 12:12:50 PM #24 | bover_87 posted... emblem boy posted...Antifar posted...Moore ignored the objections of the Democrats that were in the room and instead mowed through the vote with only 64 members present. The vote was 55-9. Both chambers of the General Assembly need three-fifths majority of the members present and voting to override a veto from the governor. The US Senate and House of Representatives require a majority of members be present for a quorum before voting can take place so youre wrong. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
| Topic | NC GOP passes budget while Dems are at 9/11 ceremony |
| divot1338 09/11/19 12:08:50 PM #18 | Can you even do this without a quorum? --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
| Topic | AOC $20,000 in student loan debt. Makes payment during hearing. |
| divot1338 09/11/19 11:06:43 AM #15 | pls posted... doesn't she make like 200k and have a luxury apartment in an expensive city? you would think she'd have the foresight to clean up her debt, but instead she's being irresponsible and wanting to lead the country lmao Like all those free loading bum doctors that owe a few hundred thousand in loans for medical school. Its like ... get a job already. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
| Topic | Why are a bunch of the icons missing on desktop? |
| divot1338 09/11/19 2:26:58 AM #2 | Bio1590 posted... Wtf happened Ctrl-A click and drag from top left corner to bottom right corner --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
| Topic | The President's brain is so good |
| divot1338 09/10/19 4:42:09 PM #15 | Theres also the distinct possibility that Trump cant tell black people named Holifield apart. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
| Topic | Trump: I informed John Bolton last night that his services are no longer needed |
| divot1338 09/10/19 1:02:36 PM #43 | UnholyMudcrab posted... Normally I'd be scared that he's going to be replaced with someone even worse, but who could be worse than Bolton as national security advisor? The scariest people would be the ones like Bolton that have both terrifying world views and the ability to actually accomplish things. Also theyre reporting that Bolton tried to quit last night and Trump insisted he sleep on it. Then Trump tweeted that he asked him to resign. Like the class act that he is. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
| Topic | Trump: I informed John Bolton last night that his services are no longer needed |
| divot1338 09/10/19 12:56:28 PM #40 | Good. Fuck that walrus looking motherfucker. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
| Topic | How do I not take an after work nap? |
| divot1338 09/10/19 12:54:24 PM #10 | gloBal enemy posted... divot1338 posted...Use this native American alarm clock trick. Im an American so by large glasses I mean the gutbuster 128 oz glasses you get at a bbq restaurant. Two of those are way more than enough. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
| Topic | My girlfriend gives me shit when I make tacos in the morning |
| divot1338 09/10/19 11:25:23 AM #16 | Pukelid posted... i feel like the eggs come out sloppy and diff textured if you whisk in the pan, unless the stove isnt on at the time I turn it off, drain any excessive bacon grease off, scramble 3 or 4 eggs, add a splash of milk, and turn the oven back on. Takes maybe 10 seconds and you get the bacon flavor in your eggs. Plus no oil needed. I usually just put the tortillas in the toaster but I dont stand by that part. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
| Topic | Out of curiosity how would a Democrat president handle things? |
| divot1338 09/10/19 11:21:19 AM #33 | muchdran posted... Yes keep fucking us China? We love it. If only there was some kind of organization we could join to provide leverage to keep China in check. A Trans Pacific Partnership if you will. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
| Topic | How often do cops in other countries kill unarmed people? |
| divot1338 09/10/19 11:20:00 AM #7 | Wouldnt it be nearly all the time? Were the only ones packing this much heat. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
| Topic | My girlfriend gives me shit when I make tacos in the morning |
| divot1338 09/10/19 11:18:37 AM #7 | codey posted... She makes fun of me for flipping my tortillas with a fork and says that whisking my eggs in a bowl is the white people way. Am I in a racist, emotionally abusive relationship? Plz help CE I came in to support you but goddamn have some self respect. I literally make everything in the same skillet I use for the bacon. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
| Topic | The President, on light bulbs |
| divot1338 09/10/19 11:00:51 AM #27 | EzeDoesIt posted... Doom_Art posted...you can buy LED bulbs that produce light that's identical to incandescent ones Obama was for it so hes against it. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
| Topic | Tulsi: Americans get pissed off when government squanders money |
| divot1338 09/10/19 10:56:56 AM #8 | Is that why she wanted to work for Trump. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
| Topic | How do I not take an after work nap? |
| divot1338 09/10/19 10:55:02 AM #5 | Use this native American alarm clock trick. Drink two huge glasses of water an hour or two before laying down. Youll have to get up to pee. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
| Topic | sucks when you go a month only pooping about 14 times or less |
| divot1338 09/09/19 12:22:11 PM #4 | During Boy Scout Camp when I was a kid I pretty much ate whatever meat was served at dinner and then ate nothing else but slim jims and cheese. All week. When I would get home and finally be able to shit after almost a week it would come out like a green brick. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
| Topic | Anybody play EVE Online? |
| divot1338 09/09/19 12:11:12 PM #8 | When one of the other leaders of my corp let some asshole get access to our blueprints and materials, they cleaned us out. Kind of lost interest at that point. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
| Topic | Name a better wrestler than Bret Hart |
| divot1338 09/09/19 12:08:24 PM #19 | He was pretty great. Then again. Hacksaw Jim Duggan --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
| Topic | "The idea here is to reward accepting a moderation" |
| divot1338 09/09/19 11:00:52 AM #50 | CyricZ posted... RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted...99% of the time moderations are completely fair Theres a difference between a moderation being fair and moderations happening in a consistent fashion. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
| Topic | "The idea here is to reward accepting a moderation" |
| divot1338 09/09/19 10:40:52 AM #37 | At this point karma is just currency to temporarily post whatever I want. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
| Topic | Sinead o'connor, convert of islam, apologizes for calling white ppl disgusting |
| divot1338 09/09/19 10:38:51 AM #18 | Fun fact that is actually a Prince song. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
| Topic | First case of Tetnus in 30 years, parents still refuse followup vaccinations |
| divot1338 09/09/19 10:37:03 AM #32 | This ones easy. Take their house to pay off the $800k. Take the kid for child endangerment. And because theyre now homeless, also take any other children. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
| Topic | Is it gay for a man to kiss another man on the lips? |
| divot1338 09/08/19 8:27:35 PM #17 | By another man do you mean kiss a man and then another man? Because thats not necessarily gay. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
| Topic | She sits next to you and says "My tits are down here" |
| divot1338 09/08/19 8:26:13 PM #25 | ChocoboMogALT posted... Sounds like a sentence out of a book: https://www.bulwer-lytton.com Space Fleet Commander Brad Brad sat in silence, surrounded by a slowly dissipating cloud of smoke, maintaining the same forlorn frown that had been fixed upon his face since hed accidentally destroyed the phenomenon known as time, thirteen inches ago I must know more. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
| Topic | First hint that body's 'biological age' can be reversed |
| divot1338 09/08/19 8:05:39 PM #9 | So they give healthy people HGH to stimulate regrowth of the thymus gland (immune system) and two kinds of diabetes medicine to offset the HGH. Pretty irresponsible experiment to be honest. And youd burn out your kidneys trying to do this for any length of time. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
| Topic | Want to see something crazy? |
| divot1338 09/08/19 6:39:52 PM #1 | |
| Topic | Why can't you wish for more wishes from a Genie? |
| divot1338 09/08/19 6:29:52 PM #30 | KG536 posted... The rules are three wishes. They pervert your wish by turning you into a genie and trapping you in a lamp. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
| Topic | California says that citizens don't have to help police. |
| divot1338 09/08/19 6:27:43 PM #6 | Cheater87 posted... https://www.nytimes.com/2019/09/06/us/california-posse-comitatus-act.html Who can say? You didnt use a source that can be read without a login. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
| Topic | Why are McDonald's touchscreens covered in poop? |
| divot1338 09/08/19 1:55:06 PM #36 | Crono99 posted... SauI_Goodman posted...i can't tell you how many times i've been in a public bathroom and seen guys walk right out without even looking at the sink. i don't eat fast food but i'm sure mcdonald's ain't no exception. That was someone elses Everest. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
| Topic | Do you let the receipt checkers at Wal-Mart check your receipt? |
| divot1338 09/08/19 1:52:51 PM #113 | DirkDiggles posted... KobeSystem posted...The walmart here lost like 2 million in inventory from theft last year lmao Theyre really just using a team defense to slow you down so they can notify the cops since outside. Theres a car parked in front of the one by me 24x7. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
| Topic | Deathbattle: Kurt Russel vs. Patrick Swayze |
| divot1338 09/08/19 1:48:53 PM #6 | I know I should pick Jack Burton but I know Dalton would tear his throat out. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
| Topic | Do you let the receipt checkers at Wal-Mart check your receipt? |
| divot1338 09/08/19 1:39:09 PM #107 | EzeDoesIt posted... HasaDiga posted...EzeDoesIt posted...@JACKBUTTMOMMY What is a rug doctor? Its a carpet shampooer. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
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