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TopicJust texted my crush
divot1338
08/29/19 1:22:51 AM
#2
Blocking someone is kind of a reply.
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TopicRemember when President George Bush was mocked on SNL every week...
divot1338
08/27/19 12:07:59 PM
#14
Based on the way he would snicker and look proud of himself after one of his manglings of the English language, it is arguable whether or not he realized he was being ridiculed.
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TopicBest TGIF show?
divot1338
08/26/19 7:09:20 PM
#5
SpiralDrift posted...
I voted Perfect Strangers, but I get the feeling if I watched it today I'd probably end up wanting to kill Balki.

Id be so happy Id do the dance of joy.
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TopicMy ex who tried to steal my dog just got a new dog
divot1338
08/26/19 7:08:06 PM
#7
Bitches man.
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TopicYou suddenly have access to a Star Trek replicator
divot1338
08/26/19 6:16:54 PM
#7
Four cheese macaroni
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TopicHeroic cop fights ferocious animal to the death, saves neighborhood
divot1338
08/26/19 12:52:33 PM
#32
The cop is clearly a sadist.
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TopicHeroic cop fights ferocious animal to the death, saves neighborhood
divot1338
08/25/19 7:53:16 PM
#7
God forbid there were kids plating out there.

Better come out or I may have to defend myself.
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TopicShould police be allowed to lie to a suspect during interrogations?
divot1338
08/25/19 7:48:10 PM
#48
If they want to use the information to save someone sure. Any information they get should be immediately thrown out by a judge though.
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TopicScenario: Aliens arrive and say they want fertile males to come to their planet.
divot1338
08/25/19 5:19:45 PM
#12
Do their vaginas also emit flames or is it just their heads for some reason?
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Topici'm the jon snow of the engineering world
divot1338
08/25/19 4:20:15 PM
#7
Youre a bastard?
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TopicDo you go shirtless around the house?
divot1338
08/25/19 4:18:34 PM
#20
I live in Texas. Its so hot here Im rarely wearing pants.
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TopicEddie Morra on NZT was OP *Limitless TV series spoilers*
divot1338
08/25/19 4:05:34 PM
#7
It had a lot of interesting plot possibilities. And I really dug the cinematography.
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TopicWhat are some games with fun sniper gameplay
divot1338
08/25/19 1:45:35 PM
#5
coh posted...
Sniper Elite series


Bulletime x-ray killshots on Hitlers testicles
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TopicIndiana (state that voted Pence + Trump) boo hero QB Luck as he leaves last game
divot1338
08/25/19 1:45:09 PM
#20
Indiana cant even do time zones correctly.
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TopicRate my McDonalds order
divot1338
08/25/19 1:43:55 PM
#8
Fatty.
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TopicOriginally Thor was going to ___ in Endgame (MCU Spoilers)
divot1338
08/25/19 12:00:35 PM
#15
Why wasnt Mjolnir constantly flying off towards Asgard?
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TopicEddie Morra on NZT was OP *Limitless TV series spoilers*
divot1338
08/25/19 11:58:54 AM
#4
I enjoyed Brian Finchs Day Off.
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TopicYour reaction: Since getting married your daughter no longer believes in chairs
divot1338
08/25/19 11:41:41 AM
#20
UnfairRepresent posted...
divot1338 posted...
How is not having a place to sit down to do homework going to make you more likely to do it?

Same reason why you're smarter and more alert when you need to pee

If you're comfortably sitting down you can be lazy and lathargic while you "work"

The premise of your statement was that you need a place to sit down though.
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TopicNYPD union calls for slowdown in making arrests
divot1338
08/25/19 11:39:09 AM
#33
Antifar posted...
divot1338 posted...
Fire their asses.

No, actually this constitutes an improvement, petty and silly though their reasons may be.

Any time I intentionally not do any of my work Ill get fired.

Not sure why it should be any different for these assholes.

Oh wait they have a union.
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Topicc/d - jenny nicholson, on ur face
divot1338
08/25/19 9:56:17 AM
#8
You know those little chicken things from the last couple of movies would probably taste delicious. Theyre almost all breast meat.

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TopicYour reaction: Since getting married your daughter no longer believes in chairs
divot1338
08/25/19 9:42:48 AM
#11
How is not having a place to sit down to do homework going to make you more likely to do it?

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TopicWere you a fan of the tv show smallville?
divot1338
08/25/19 9:38:22 AM
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CedarPointcp posted...
i loved this tv show. Prob my favorite tv show of all time, correct that, def. my favorite tv show of all time.
I question your sanity if true.

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TopicNYPD union calls for slowdown in making arrests
divot1338
08/25/19 9:21:07 AM
#2
Fire their asses.

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TopicHarry Potter and the portrait of what looked like a large pile of ash.
divot1338
08/23/19 3:05:08 PM
#2
The password was BEEF WOMEN,


Unbelievable. Thats the same password on my Gamefaqs account.

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Topic$100k but you have to live in an 18+ CE nude colony for a year
divot1338
08/23/19 2:55:51 PM
#8
You mean I finally get the opportunity to whoop the shit out of some of yall? Deal.

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TopicStraight women and gay men crave that thing between your thighs
divot1338
08/23/19 2:31:33 PM
#6
My sandwich from Panera? Im not surprised.

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Topicmy gf's coworker cheated on her husband and he's havin a melty
divot1338
08/23/19 2:30:24 PM
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Balrog0 posted...
my gf is going to lunch with coworker 1 as we speak
Is she her friend or just some whore at the office?

From your description of events she has basically been looking to do this since day one. Dat bitch is trouble.

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TopicIt's so annoying when women at the bar "test" me to see if I'm drunk
divot1338
08/23/19 9:56:21 AM
#3
I dont remember their names when Im sober either.

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TopicLmao, girl on da internet tricks and destroys manlets
divot1338
08/23/19 9:03:24 AM
#8
Whats an underking? Google is giving me nothing but Elder Scrolls results.

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TopicBillionaire David Koch dead at 79.
divot1338
08/23/19 8:59:16 AM
#5
Burn in hell.

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TopicLouisiana parish jailed man for being Hispanic
divot1338
08/23/19 8:57:58 AM
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Solid Sonic posted...
Pretty sure we are. If a court order telling the department to release him isnt being heeded then thats about as cut and dry as itll be.
Not to mention they already admitted to the illegal part.
The basis for this suspicion? He had a Latinx name and brown skin. Staff at the sheriffs office explained that they had a policy of detaining all Latinx people for immigration review.

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TopicIs it rude to walk in public with a backpack and wireless speaker blastin music?
divot1338
08/23/19 4:16:37 AM
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AwesomeOSauce posted...
But what about boombox culture?
As long as you play the music on a device that is at least three feet long its fine.

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TopicFuck sake, I got a parking ticket right outside my own home.
divot1338
08/21/19 5:42:29 PM
#9
Park on your lawn from now on.

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TopicTrump now claims Google tricked 16 million ppl to vote for Hillary.
divot1338
08/21/19 12:24:09 AM
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I guess if you consider it disinformation when people probably used google to find out the truth when Fat Donnie told them lies.

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TopicCheck out this Asian girl with a nice ass
divot1338
08/21/19 12:18:28 AM
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CartmanMustDie posted...
I would not have been able to tell that was an Asian individual
Thats because youre staring at her ass.

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TopicDis is da game gym teachers substituted dodgeball with
divot1338
08/21/19 12:16:42 AM
#20
Did yall ever play wallball with tennis balls?

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TopicWould you drive the CEOs wife to the airport for 6 digits
divot1338
08/21/19 12:15:43 AM
#10
Id do it and I wouldnt even necessarily fuck his way unless it came up organically.

Getting to fuck off at work on an easy assignment for the boss is the dream.

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TopicKirby sucks
divot1338
08/21/19 12:11:43 AM
#6
Consoles Kerbey.

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TopicYou can choose one (1) choice for protection
divot1338
08/21/19 12:10:56 AM
#10
Pit bulls. I cant stand children

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TopicDis is da game gym teachers substituted dodgeball with
divot1338
08/21/19 12:09:14 AM
#18
fuzzylittlbunny posted...
qmocxIP
Dodgeball beats scissors!

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TopicWhich decade were RFK and MLK assassinated in?
divot1338
08/20/19 7:53:17 PM
#11
You misunderstand him.

He was in his lates 70s when they were assassinated.

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TopicThey should reboot the 'Martin' sitcom.
divot1338
08/20/19 7:48:38 PM
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Topicbehold: the worst gun ever designed
divot1338
08/20/19 7:28:25 PM
#30
ArchiePeck posted...
Entered topic. It's not the Klobb from Goldeneye.
Word

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TopicOpposite of a toaster
divot1338
08/20/19 3:36:56 PM
#10
Usually when Im feeling the toast with my mouth it ends up suitably moist.

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TopicWhy is LFO - Summer Girls hated so much
divot1338
08/20/19 3:35:21 PM
#5
That guy seems kind of rapey.

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