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I should have killed your rogue when I had the chance, Waffle.
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It depends on the month for me but ive been breaking 4k per month this summer
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Isn't it all about tax fraud though, what does any of it have to do with politics
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No one can penetrate my man gate.
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Drpooplol posted...

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CrimsonRage posted...

Jontron's career is dead, let that be a lesson to anyone who gets "redpilled"

His new videos regularly get upwards of 5 million views. Some break 20 million

compare to GG which usually get like ~200k with only a handful breaking a million

this is an ABSURD comparison. They have completely different business models. Not that jontron has much of a "business" model anymore.

Point is that Jon's career is faaar from dead. Anyone who can reliably get over 5m views despite uploading every 3 months is probably doing well.
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CrimsonRage posted...

Jontron's career is dead, let that be a lesson to anyone who gets "redpilled"

His new videos regularly get upwards of 5 million views. Some break 20 million

compare to GG which usually get like ~200k with only a handful breaking a million
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Paper_Okami posted...

Lmao nice

if ur a nazi and ur fired it's ur fault

Implying only Nazis hate Antifa
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Pepys Monster posted...

No, Im just telling it like it is. Being constantly triggered must take a lot of mental/emotional energy and detract from quality of life.

Remember how a few days ago they got all triggered when Trump called someone "dog"?
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Minute posted...

God, I couldn't imagine today getting better until I saw Mal_Fet breaking down.

You need to get outside more.
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shockthemonkey posted...

Zero proof aside from his sons emails and his lawyers statements

Talking to a Russian official = undermining democracy?
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Minute posted...

Clinton got a blowie under the table.

Actually he lied in court while he was under oath.

Minute posted...

Trump violated campaign finance laws and worked with foreign agents to undermine the democracy of the United States.

Zero proof.
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fenderbender321 posted...

What impeachable offenses has he committed since taking office?

He hurt some people's feefees.
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Damn_Underscore posted...

They're both 1 minute long, just watch them

So it should be simple to summarize in a sentence or two
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LightningAce11 posted...

tl;dw version please.

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Howl posted...

When exactly did the world become so pussified? How can these people ever expect to function in society if they can't go to a comedy show without being traumatized by a crewd comedy bit?

Sephiroth1288 posted...

Imagine when these kids grow up and get all righteously offended at a racy joke, only to find that real life has no administration to cater to their feelings 24/7 so they just get laughed at by everyone and never get invited to parties again.

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Kickflip posted...

I could easily see the fans of the original Ghostbusters being upset over the new one. I don't really see the dudebro fanbase that just want to shoot shit really caring about trivial stuff that doesn't affect the gameplay.

Anyone who plays Battlefield over stuff like Overwatch or PUBG probably appreciated the realism and historical accuracy of the series. I don't think they'll be as lenient as you think.
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Kickflip posted...

The majority that complained weren't going to buy it regardless. You think the dudebros, MP shooter crowd care, or is even aware of this "controversy"?

I dunno, a similar controversy sunk Ghostbusters 3
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CyricZ posted...

I would love to see Mal around the time of Michael Richards' onstage meltdown to see him defend that.

I would love to see you answer a question without deflecting for once.
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Consumers: "Ok we won't."

DICE: "Wait what?"

*DICE files for bankruptcy*
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scar the 1 posted...

Sephiroth1288 posted...

and explain why he hadn't been arrested for it since there are dozens and dozens of witnesses to this alleged harassment.

Because sexual harassment in the legal sense is a lot more narrow, only relating to harassment in the workplace? Not everything inappropriate has to be illegal.

Did you forget that I asked how it was sexually harassment in the first place?
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CyricZ posted...

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CyricZ posted...

Sometimes comedians do poorly.

It's not the audience's fault for not liking it.

Sephiroth1288 posted...

If you don't like the show, that's fine, no one's saying you must find it funny. But saying the guy sexually harassed the lady is insane.

Mal, as one of the most humorless people on CE, you're in no position to defend Mr. Gross.

Please explain how what he did is sexual harassment, and explain why he hadn't been arrested for it since there are dozens and dozens of witnesses to this alleged harassment.
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Married with Children
The Golden Girls
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CyricZ posted...

Sometimes comedians do poorly.

It's not the audience's fault for not liking it.

Sephiroth1288 posted...

If you don't like the show, that's fine, no one's saying you must find it funny. But saying the guy sexually harassed the lady is insane.

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scar the 1 posted...

Funbazooka posted...

You're really downplaying their hysterical reaction.

I don't think it's any more hysterical than people on GameFAQs losing their shit that some people don't find boring comedians funny.

If you don't like the show, that's fine, no one's saying you must find it funny. But saying the guy sexually harassed the lady is insane.
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Blitz4532 posted...

Basically the guy was trying to be edgy, instead he came off as a massive creep. I'd've walked out too because to me that act just sounds shitty and unfunny.

No joke sounds funny when it's described with staid, joyless words in text.
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Imagine when these kids grow up and get all righteously offended at a racy joke, only to find that real life has no administration to cater to their feelings 24/7 so they just get laughed at by everyone and never get invited to parties again.
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Ilishe posted...

It's just a fucking game. Really who gives a shit about what the characters look like anyway? It's obviously not a true to history take on WW2.

Battlefield is supposed to be realistic though
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Funbazooka posted...

He was lewd. A comedian was lewd and crude.

A lewd crude rude bag of pre-chewed food, dude.
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Millennials are officially the worst generation.
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Barenziah Boy Toy posted...

RainblowDash posted...

Males

She's giving the same greeting to both males and females, dude. Seriously, you're completely out of the fucking loop. Do some basic fucking research.

So she refuses to touch anyone.

Yeah, sounds like a terrific employee with no serious limitations whatsoever.
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I completely support his decision. We need more lolcow politicians who know nothing about guns yet make their entire platform about guns anyway. They make for hilarious fail compilations on youtube.
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Some alien starship in Stellaris

the fact that it appears 20 feet from me probably means I'm auto-fucked from the sheer size of it
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PowerMang posted...

Can confirm also. When I worked there we got a new press grill. Takes like 90 seconds to cook up 8 singles. Then it's moved to a warming area that's on a timer. When that timer runs out, it's suppose to be moved to the chili drawer, but wasn't always. Also we totally left a pot chili in the fridge overnight. I have worse stories than that though <_<

Aren't you supposed to let chili sit for a long time before serving it? Because this is also the case for soup and pasta sauce
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gunplagirl posted...

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gunplagirl posted...

I'm more jury and executioner than judge

It was a reference to Judge Dredd comics. Where the judges act as judge, jury, and police officer all in one.

So you admit police officers are executioners?

Can...you not read?
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This won't end well.

They'll be begging the farmers to come back like they are in Zimbabwe
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Technically no, since murder is a legally-defined term
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mew4ever posted...

The theme of the movie was explicitly said in the film, Let the past die.

But the past was better-written than the present...
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ASithLord7 posted...

Lunar_Savage posted...

What's even worse is when you realize they made Yoda burn the EU literally and kicked it with an insult. "Page turners, they were not."

Two things:

A) Those were the EU? Lol wtf?

B) The books are with Rey, as is CLEARLY SHOWN IN THE MOVIE yet somehow missed by all the "fans" who hate it.

Or maybe they just missed it like most everyone did
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BlameAnesthesia posted...

The intention of the plan wasn't "aha, if we ban them in kids meals there is no way to go around the ban by buying a regular soda! Foolproof!" You'd have to be [moddable] to take it that literally.

It's a tax. You can't bundle the sodas with a meal. It costs more to include soda in the meal. This won't discourage most of its use, but might discourage some.

Great so only kids who already aren't insistant on drinking soda will stop drinking soda.

Great job, bureaucrats.
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BlameAnesthesia posted...

Sephiroth1288 posted...

Anyway, the government is not your parent. Spending money on the military is in their purview, not telling kids they can't have sodas in their happy meal.

How do you feel about cigarette taxes?

Also dumb.
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BlameAnesthesia posted...

This is kind of disingenuous, because, yeah, on some level they do.

A parent is limited to their own experiences, education level, and socioeconomic class. A government has infinitely more resources such that they have top experts on employ and thinktanks can come up with guidelines that are more evidenced based.

And the best they can come up with is a plan that can be easily circumvented by simply ordering a soda separately or by the restaurant simply not referring to the item as a "kids" meal.

Those experts in those think tanks must have some amazingly high IQs to come up with this plan!
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FreshSushi posted...

literally a nation of mcribs

BUT MUH FREEDAM

parents haven't known what's best for their kids ever

But the government does, m i rite

I don't see you crying when the government spends billions on bombing the Middle East without asking us.

Actually I did. Did you miss my complaints about Obamas drone fetish?

Anyway, the government is not your parent. Spending money on the military is in their purview, not telling kids they can't have sodas in their happy meal.
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FreshSushi posted...

literally a nation of mcribs

BUT MUH FREEDAM

parents haven't known what's best for their kids ever

But the government does, m i rite
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So what's stopping patents from just ordering sodas separately
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MacDaMurderer posted...

Only way to get good tickets to a game is to know someone that works for a corporation that buys sections of each game.

My buddy works for the public school system and they regularly have tickets to NBA, NFL and college games all throughout the year.

Who's your team, the Patriots?
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Twin3Turbo posted...

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Bishop9800 posted...

Sephiroth1288 posted...

By not standing for the anthem

And how is that disrespectful?

Because everyone above the age of 5 who has been to a sporting event knows your supposed to stand?

Stop being such a politically correct SJW

Hey, they can do what they want. They don't get to turn around and whine when people are no longer interested in watching them though. Much less blame Trump for the problem they themselves created.
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FFox by far.

In addition to having a better library of plugins, Chrome does shit like blocking addons that let people download YT videos. It's a joke.
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Bishop9800 posted...

Sephiroth1288 posted...

By not standing for the anthem

And how is that disrespectful?

Because everyone above the age of 5 who has been to a sporting event knows your supposed to stand?
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Banjo2553 posted...

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Banjo2553 posted...

Lmao what the fuck.

Is this like a fanfic dramatization of her presidential run?

No, that's what her actual book was.

That's what I'm saying. Did she make it like a fanfic?

Do you really think she has the self-awareness to make fun of her paint-by-numbers approach to campaigning
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