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frogman_295
08/20/18 8:15:22 PM
#53:


27_Sandman_40 posted...
I think I killed a skeleton in Castlevania. I would honestly just throw a shoe at him and maybe be lucky enough to gain the power of throwing useless bones whenever I want.

Who throws a shoe? Honestly...
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frogman_295
08/20/18 8:17:32 PM
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27_Sandman_40 posted...
frogman_295 posted...
27_Sandman_40 posted...
I think I killed a skeleton in Castlevania. I would honestly just throw a shoe at him and maybe be lucky enough to gain the power of throwing useless bones whenever I want.

Who throws a shoe? Honestly...


The point is they fall apart if you breathe on them.

I'm memeing bruh. Austin powers quote lol.
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pikachupwnage
08/20/18 8:18:29 PM
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One of those ant things from monster hunger.

The ones the size of a house cat.

Considering the series could be a lot worse
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Vicious_Dios
08/20/18 8:19:09 PM
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PUBG after getting a chicken dinner. Not exactly a monster, so I don't know if that counts.

If not, undead hollows in the undead burg. I have a bat nearby so, I have a fighting chance.
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wackyteen
08/20/18 8:19:48 PM
#59:


Hunter Ing

Well we're all fucked

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mustachedmystic
08/20/18 8:20:01 PM
#60:


frogman_295 posted...
27_Sandman_40 posted...
I think I killed a skeleton in Castlevania. I would honestly just throw a shoe at him and maybe be lucky enough to gain the power of throwing useless bones whenever I want.

Who throws a shoe? Honestly...


This is going way back, but the teacher who ran the computer lab in jr. high would threaten to throw her shoe at anyone removing a disk from the drive while the light was on. She even had a dartboard with a high heel sticking out of it hanging from the wall.
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Leanaunfurled
08/20/18 8:20:39 PM
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I killed a boss in Death's Gambit, which is a 2D Souls-like. So, uh. I'm pretty fucked.
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Vermander
08/20/18 8:21:59 PM
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Pukei-Pukei+

Better have some antidotes ready.
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DirkDiggles
08/20/18 8:22:26 PM
#63:


WTF!? A radroach just crawled out from under my bed and my VATS just came up.
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Tryhaptaward
08/20/18 8:24:39 PM
#64:


Lucifer, I'll follow thee against YHVH, I swear
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TheRealDill2000
08/20/18 8:43:15 PM
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I'm seeing a lot of Monster Hunter references. I may need to fire up World again.
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legendary_zell
08/20/18 9:43:32 PM
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It was one of those instant death casting Necromancers in FFXV. So I'm deader than dead since I can't lift a great sword or cast Holy.
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SSMajinVegeta2
08/20/18 9:43:38 PM
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Something from DOOM. Im probably screwed
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Alucard188
08/20/18 9:44:56 PM
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One of Caesar's Legionaries. Not too fucked.
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ManaYuka
08/20/18 9:49:51 PM
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Mana Beast From Secret of Mana.

I'm super fucked.
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Tupacrulez
08/20/18 9:51:29 PM
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Literally Zeus.

Fuck.
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UnseenChaos
08/20/18 9:53:42 PM
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Monster? Uhh... Crystal Sage from DS3, if that counts. Im probs fucked unless I make a bleed build real quick.
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MuayThai85
08/20/18 9:55:41 PM
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Nightmare or whatever it's called from Prey. I'm definitely fucked if it knows where I am.
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_OujiDoza_
08/20/18 10:06:51 PM
#74:


Tupacrulez posted...
Literally Zeus.

Fuck.

Literally isn't a monster
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DarkBuster22904
08/20/18 10:11:01 PM
#75:


A downer in The Witcher.

I mean... they arent super tough I guess. I also dont have any silver, though, so that's annoying.
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ColdOne666
08/20/18 10:13:52 PM
#76:


Uruk Hai from LOTR SoW. Goodbye cruel world.
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Delta_F14
08/20/18 10:14:10 PM
#77:


Nergigante from MHW.

F
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Tupacrulez
08/20/18 10:14:54 PM
#78:


_OujiDoza_ posted...
Tupacrulez posted...
Literally Zeus.

Fuck.

Literally isn't a monster


Transformed into an injured bird and raped his sister after she took pity on him.

Sentenced Prometheus to torturous death.

Just a couple.

He's a monster.
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OpShaft
08/20/18 10:15:03 PM
#79:


A big rat in runescape. Bring it
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Blue_Popo
08/20/18 10:20:20 PM
#81:


Rathian from monster hunter

uhhhh
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DocDelicious
08/20/18 11:05:39 PM
#82:


A Titan, from Attack on Titan.
Fucked.
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YUHH
08/20/18 11:06:57 PM
#83:


um i wouldnt be fucked at all because if i killed it and it gets teleported that means it would just be a dead body
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Bat178
08/20/18 11:07:00 PM
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The Quinking, from Ty the Tasmanian Tiger 3: Night of the Quinkin. FUUU-
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Lil_Bit83
08/20/18 11:36:56 PM
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Mad Eye FF1. Well at least its easy to kill. I do own several functional and sharp swords. As well as a stun gun. It doesn't have a lot of hp. As long as I can stab it real good first before it paralyzes me, I should be kosher.

I could probably spray its eye with a particulay potent cleaning spray? That'll at least blind it.
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CraiCrushna
08/20/18 11:46:06 PM
#86:


MuayThai85 posted...
Nightmare or whatever it's called from Prey. I'm definitely fucked if it knows where I am.

Just hide behind a door, it can't get you and will leave after 3 minutes.

For me? was farming for lilth relics so a low level grineer. Since he has no clue where I am he'd just wonder aimlessly until a car hits him and 1 shots him. Thank you DE for their pathing.
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Kimbos_Egg
08/21/18 12:11:50 AM
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police officer in gtao
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kayoticdreamz
08/21/18 12:28:10 AM
#88:


Forgotten Anne..... I just killed a sock

I think I'm the safest guy here lol
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HashtagTartarus
08/21/18 12:39:21 AM
#89:


Houndeye from Half-Life: Blue Shift. I could probably kill it with scissors.
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kiwimyweewee
08/21/18 12:46:04 AM
#90:


Bedazzling akonita, whole planet is dead
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BigTee66
08/21/18 12:47:10 AM
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Valstrax....crap
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Zikten
08/21/18 12:47:29 AM
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It was something from Westfall in World of Warcraft. I think one of those Harvesters. basically a mechanical scarecrow thing. it would probably kill me
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brassicach
08/21/18 12:51:25 AM
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it was probably a zerg unit from starcraft
or a slime from stardew valley

any zerg unit would fuck me up lmfao
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Dark_twisted
08/21/18 1:24:26 AM
#94:


A dire rat from ff12.

I think I'll be fine.
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The Deadpool
08/21/18 1:30:28 AM
#95:


Was just playing Monster Hunter. My last one was Paolumu so its not the WORST option... But Im still pretty fucked.
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Shotgunnova
08/21/18 1:32:45 AM
#96:


Mei from Overwatch

Oh god, take it away!
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BigTee66
08/21/18 1:45:39 AM
#97:


Shotgunnova posted...
Mei from Overwatch

Oh god, take it away!


*Freezes and plants 3 foot icicles into head*
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Blue_Dream87
08/21/18 1:46:59 AM
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Sephiroth1288
08/21/18 1:52:08 AM
#99:


Some alien starship in Stellaris

the fact that it appears 20 feet from me probably means I'm auto-fucked from the sheer size of it
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DavidWong
08/21/18 1:54:23 AM
#100:


https://www.wowhead.com/quest=51781/foreman-scripps

Alliance scumbag, I'll take him down
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BlameAnesthesia
08/21/18 1:55:00 AM
#101:


Nergigante from Monster Hunter: World

It was nice knowing you CE...
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