Lurker > Firewood18

Yeah and I bet you were all lackadaisical saying "that water looks clean enough" as your wife drank from that polluted stream.
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Giardia?
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Although Disney hasn't announced anything, the director from Logan is working on it.
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You are not Larry David.
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Start not acting right, you're frozen in carbonite
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His sock has been neglecting him.
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I know my shit is tight.

Disney gonna make my movie dammit.
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My favorite movie with him is Sneakers and All Is Lost was a great movie to go out on.
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America's martyr for infanticide?
I paid over ten bucks for a copy of Knut Hamsun's novel on the subject but for her I'd only pay a nickle to stare int those cold dead calculating eyes.
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It's a palimpsest of the written story. It deals with honor and death, love and loss within its strong context on both formats in equal delivery. .
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Right. I bet Northern European jails are like Motel 6's.
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American jails are cushy compared to the rest of the world. One week in a Mexican holding cell is probably more dangerous than a 2 year felony stint.
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Yeah Indy, there's enough crosses in museums.
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Depending on the evidence, would you consider it a good idea to stand as a character witness?
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You should eat the other half out of spite while sitting on the toilet.
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Solo Solo viewing.
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Pus_N_Pecans posted...

Yeah, that's just some wolf.

I ran over a squirrel that had no fur on its tail. Must have been a rat/squirrel hybrid. They should run a story on it.
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If we don't let our enemies have guns, why should we let them have ideas?
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The Return of ... this topic

As of today it's John Wick Chapter 2 and Cherry 2000.
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dedbus posted...

Man who goes to bed with itchy bum wakes up with smelly finger.

Confucius
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Screw you carefree sages. I'll. suicide my account before I join your useless layabout wisdom.
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LaggnFragnLarry posted...

ill be an icon in 7 days

Great. Can't wait to be a shitty Jaden Smith song.
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WastelandCowboy posted...

Shit doesnt affect you. Quit being a baby.

Shit does affect you, if people don't wash their hands you could get a norovirus. And most babies are very serious when whining.

Also, how do you twist a wad?
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But Legend seemed better to me.
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ha ha charade you are
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When I was 14 I made one in my room with a girlfriend. It was cool to have a bit more privacy to screw around. Good times.
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Truth and art are subject to change. What could be considered a contemporary masterpiece today might not hold up after a few generations or decades.
There is also the possibility that art that has been revered for centuries could suddenly lose thier value as society changes.
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I totally would slay a dragon. Befriending them on a false pretense for training them to my will is also an option.
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No goddamn celery in my tuna.
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I have depression but there just isn't enough time in the day to wallow in it. I've been up for 18hrs now and I'm trying to relax at the table reading a book, drinking my 4th beer, and checking the chats. I work 50hrs a week to support a house with 3 kids in it and my wife needs more pot.
Most days are the same but little annoyances add up and make me curse and there are somedays that may even be absent of any redeeming quality or sublime quirk.

This post contains no advice.
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I also also recall descriptions of the durability of tweed sports coats with prominently polished leather elbow pads being worn regularly. His eye ware alternates between tortious shell frames and cheap Hirohito style glasses; the vintage pinze nez isn't worn often only because they sit a little to far down on the left.
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Who cares? Just wear gloves all the time.
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Smear some hot sauce all over the board.
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I've heard tell that he is a ruggedly handsome spinster with piercing beady eyes. He has an immaculatly maintained comb over and a Leninesque beard. And unlike the drummer from Def Leopard, he has two arms and is Asian.
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Thanks! I needed a new ash tray.
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Jard01 posted...

Maynard James Keenan

This is the one true answer. No doubt about it. There is not one bad Tool/Perfect Circle/Puscifer album.
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Sleeping Beauty was boring.
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How about Peter Steele?
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I probably have mercury poisoning by now.
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TaKun782 posted...

What kind of job?

Rotisserie spinner
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I'll take a knee to that.
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Revelation34 posted...

Firewood18 posted...

I was conceived when my father was 62.

So you're saying you have mental and physical difficulties because of his age?

Touch, but no.
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Revelation34 posted...

chaosbowser posted...

Fun fact. Men are not exempt from this problem but late paternal age is 50 for us.

Citation needed.

I was conceived when my father was 62.
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You're worse than hypocritical, you are malignorant with you're whole carefree attitude.
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Fuck L Ron Hubbard and fuck all his clones.
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I went with Robocop because that arm being blown off in the beginning of the movie really made my stomach drop the first time I saw it.
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So the latest update says that the judge sided with the parents.
It also brought to light that the guy has been trying to sue Best Buy because they fired him because he refused to work Saturdays. He says his parents want him out as retaliation because he lost all custody for a child he had when he briefly had his own place.

The only thing this loser has going for him is the current publicity he's getting.
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