Lurker > Firewood18

MTA? Good luck. That's one job I wouldn't have minded doing.
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Hardly ever. We're in the actions speak louder than words category.
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Next they'll tell us that the planet they came from is round.
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So, still got that job?
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Bullet and Dragon
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It's ok. We have enough gangly people around anyway.
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Yeah for Canadians only though.
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Mead posted...

rogerskg1979 posted...

Mead posted...

Do you still pay for dog poop in your room?

You have paid for dog poop in your room? I never have, and I suspect nobody else ever has either.

Sometimes you gotta treat yoself

The warm feeling of poop in his (hopefully) plastic covered hand is entertainment enough for him.

Zikten posted...

It's also why blockbuster still exists

Holy shit. There are still video shops existing?

I've been using a very efficient library system for my media the last few years.
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Firewood18 posted...

Congrats!
It's been years since I've received a grant. Gotta start writing some letters..

What do you do?

Nobody can guess/whatever I want to
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GanglyKhan posted...

I wouldn't call that awkward. It's more like "that was so good, I lost control of bodily functions".

It's somewhere between the girl that never orgasms no matter what you do and the one that is so loud you have to put a pillow over her face.

Red_Frog posted...

If only there were some way to avoid such a condition.

Yeah. It was a late teen relationship with much to learn.
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Yeah he could sue them if its worth his time. The head designer has been all blas about it as of now.
It's just one room in the basement of his giant house. His BMW collection is more of a focus than other material things.
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It's nothing I would ever ask for.
It would happen if she had a full bladder and lost control during orgasm. It was definitely warm but awkward and embarrassing like a puppy having an accident.
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Congrats!
It's been years since I've received a grant. Gotta start writing some letters..
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The whole make more money, spend more money is definitely true.

I just found out today that my surgeon specialist brother-in-law spent about 60K on his remodeled movie room. Too bad the designer fucked up the measurements for the risers and the custom furniture. Also the projector isn't working right.

More money, same stupid problems.
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Not since 2006.
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What, is there going to be a scene where he bangs a Wookie?
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Yes, but only when I'm at work. There are plenty of times throughout the day when I'd rather be getting laid then working.
Sometimes it gets so bad that I sacrifice my lunch break to go home and have a quickie.
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Mead posted...

My bathroom is full of them, I have turtles from all over the world

His teenage mutant ninja turtle washcloth is wearing thin.
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Sooooo much egg in the face.
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For some reason I really like this movie.
It's just another 80's future dystopia with tons of flaws like bad spatial editing and sub par acting but it's story somehow suggests some strange layering of interactions between sexes and society as a whole.
It's an Idiocracy adventure love story against a false AI obsession.

Or I'm just an idiot that likes cheesy 80's movies.
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Interviewer: so what kind of skills do you have to offer us?

Ico: I can get a dozen people to respond to a post about dating a girl with meat for hands.

Interviewer: great! Welcome to the Trump administration have a MAGA hat.
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There's egg on your pizza
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You need to show a bit more flair.
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Haven't seen either of them.

The documentary movie on the Aristrocrats joke is good though.
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CarefreeDude posted...

There isn't much my wife and I disagree on, but the whole organic food thing is probably one of the main ones. that and the whole gluten free thing. No amount of logic or studies can change her mind, so I just have to accept her for who she is.

Next time that you go shopping, buy the most unappetizing looking fruits and vegetables, kick them around the driveway a bit, put an organic sticker on them and she'll never know the difference.
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Literally no real person I know cares about this. It's just soft filler for a 24 hour news cycle.

Oh, and if you can't stand the haters, get out of Gamefaqs.
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There's always music. You could get him an iTunes gift card.

If he collects DVDs there are a ton of historical dramas. The Kings Speech, Dunkirk and Darkest Hour are some good recent ones.

And you could look around his place and see if there is anything missing/needs replacing. Sunglasses, headphones, travel bag, a good pillow, small appliance, etc.

Oh, and almost forgot, -beer.
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Isn't that the Ladies Man?
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Ferarri619 posted...

Firewood18 posted...

Romancing Saga for the ps1.
I thought it would be another good rpg from that era, I was wrong.

Romancing Saga was on PS2. Do you mean Saga Frontier?

Yeah it must have been the ps2 one. I bought it cheap and it had alright reviews but the only big idea the developers had was to have way too many characters.
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Romancing Saga for the ps1.
I thought it would be another good rpg from that era, I was wrong.
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For when choosing a good olive oil, sure.
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Sometimes it's oops the timing is off, sometimes it's just time to fuck.

All in all its just a bit more clean up.
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Buy her a vibrator but only put dollar store batteries in it.
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Krazy_Kirby posted...

haven't seen any of them

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smh

Oh, Dusty, in-famous is when you're MORE than famous. This man El Guopo, he isn't just famous, he's IN-famous!
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You're the best!
Around!
Nothing's gonna ever keep you down
You're the best!
Around!
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Just give me a few dollars to wipe with.
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You decide.
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Catchphrase? I don't need no stinking catchphrase.
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I opened a door for Meryl Streep.
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I usually don't post when PotDers are squabbling and just read through them for the occasional laugh. But man, Sunny, you really are some sort of masochist to be coming here every goddamn day to be shit on.

Helly was right to be calling it sad. Most disliked posters like EricP and OmegaTomHank eventually take the hint and move on.
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Shadowrun
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Great album. Shitty movie.
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How did I cope? Most of my time on the N64 was playing Perfect Dark. That was the shooter all my friends were down to play til Halo came around.
The best RPGs to play were on SNES and ps2 for me.
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I'm gonna drink the water on the gondola ride.
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Kansas has the Internet now?
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If Pinnochio says "my nose will grow", what happens?
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