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Damn. I voted for Super 8. I was confused and thinking of the Nicholas Cage movie 8mm, which was pretty damn good.

But if that list is the worst out of all the movies you've seen then you've done well in avoiding a lot of crap.


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John Mellencamp said it best "Life goes on long after the thrill of living is gone."

Webcrawler lead me here while searching for a game Guide in the late 90's. Several years went by before I actually made an account here though. I had no interest in talking to strangers about video games on the Internet until Fable was announced. What a huge disappointment that turned out to be.


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John Mellencamp said it best "Life goes on long after the thrill of living is gone."

wwinterj25 posted...

.... because the TC's posting history including this topic mostly.

Yeah, this account seems to always be stuck in the middle of these extremely cliche scenarios. Almost as if they're going down a list and checking them off one by one.
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John Mellencamp said it best "Life goes on long after the thrill of living is gone."

"HEY!! Stay the FUCK away from my dog!"
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John Mellencamp said it best "Life goes on long after the thrill of living is gone."

I'm waiting to see what they do with weapon slots and such before I bother getting back into it.
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John Mellencamp said it best "Life goes on long after the thrill of living is gone."

Ogurisama posted...

Golden Road posted...

Kyuubi4269 posted...

I find it weird how most people in the topic completely ignored the "right now" bit.

There's literally a whole episode of HIMYM on this.

No, I caught the bit where she tried to turn him down politely.

Yeah "right now" basically means I don't want to date you, but i will date a someone when i meet the right person. And its a way to say, no you're not my type without hurting feelings.

But it usually doesn't work that way. Often it is seen as being left open ended so the other person will hold out hope for a future relationship. Not just guys, women too. Especially if it is someone you have known for awhile and have a good friendship with. That bond leads people to trust you and taken you at your word. It's best to be clear. You can tell somebody that you value their friendship but just don't have feelings for them beyond that without being rude about it. If they can't handle the answer that's on them and you're better off without them as a friend anyway.

In short, don't be spineless. Be honest and make sure the other person knows where they stand.
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John Mellencamp said it best "Life goes on long after the thrill of living is gone."

Can I go back in time and do it with a younger version of them? Having to watch them every time they do it would be such a huge hassle. They're old but they still do it pretty regularly.


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John Mellencamp said it best "Life goes on long after the thrill of living is gone."

HANGtheDJ_86 posted...

Wow and I thought the worst you could get was a kernel skin stuck in your teeth.

I had one of those bastards stuck up inside the gum for nearly three weeks. It was swollen and sore. I tried am tried to get it out but that only made it more swollen and sore. I was afraid it was.going to end up infected and require a doctor visit or some shit like that. It eventually worked it's way out though.
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John Mellencamp said it best "Life goes on long after the thrill of living is gone."

rogerskg1979 posted...

Bugmeat posted...

rogerskg1979 posted...

Bugmeat posted...

Ogurisama posted...

Technically teens can be milfs, cause they can also be moms i like to fuck

Nah dude. MILF refers more to an age range rather than the simple fact of having a child. Typically late 20's to early 40's. A 16 year old with a child does not fall into the MILF category despite being an actual mother.

No, cougar is the term for an age range of older women. MILF is literally a "mother I'd like to fuck" regardless of age.

Also wrong. Cougar refers to an older woman who is actively "hunting" for younger dick. An older woman who aggressively pursues younger men for sex.

Which is exactly what I said... an age range only applies to cougars, not milfs....

You left out a very important factor. The part about actively seeking out younger men. Your wording implied it was just an age category.

And if MILF merely requires one to have a kid, why is that category of porn almost exclusively populated by women of the age range I described? Why in popular culture are references to MILF almost exclusively directed toward women of the age range I described? Just because a few kids get mixed up and assume everything is literal does not mean a 16 year old mother falls into the MILF category.
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John Mellencamp said it best "Life goes on long after the thrill of living is gone."

rogerskg1979 posted...

Bugmeat posted...

Ogurisama posted...

Technically teens can be milfs, cause they can also be moms i like to fuck

Nah dude. MILF refers more to an age range rather than the simple fact of having a child. Typically late 20's to early 40's. A 16 year old with a child does not fall into the MILF category despite being an actual mother.

No, cougar is the term for an age range of older women. MILF is literally a "mother I'd like to fuck" regardless of age.

Also wrong. Cougar refers to an older woman, typically mid 40's and up, who is actively "hunting" for younger dick. An older woman who aggressively pursues younger men for sex. Just being an older woman does not make one a cougar.
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John Mellencamp said it best "Life goes on long after the thrill of living is gone."

I really can't say. There are so many that all share that top shelf.

I can tell you who my favorite is though. Hot Kinky Jo. She's certainly not the most attractive but I like her for what she does.
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John Mellencamp said it best "Life goes on long after the thrill of living is gone."

Ogurisama posted...

Technically teens can be milfs, cause they can also be moms i like to fuck

Nah dude. MILF refers more to an age range rather than the simple fact of having a child. Typically late 20's to early 40's. A 16 year old with a child does not fall into the MILF category despite being an actual mother.
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John Mellencamp said it best "Life goes on long after the thrill of living is gone."

Just because they call it a popcorn ceiling doesn't mean it's actually edible.
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John Mellencamp said it best "Life goes on long after the thrill of living is gone."

Mead posted...

Bugmeat posted...

Goats have a nasty habit of sitting and pissing eveywhere.

So theyre like grandparents

Not quite. They're cuter, smell better and won't touch you in places that make you feel dead inside.
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John Mellencamp said it best "Life goes on long after the thrill of living is gone."

Goats have a nasty habit of sitting and pissing eveywhere.
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John Mellencamp said it best "Life goes on long after the thrill of living is gone."

Things were going pretty good. I slapped together a 6.5k power score fatman/little boy tank to go slumming with the nublets for awhile. Then I got a headache so I quit playing.
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John Mellencamp said it best "Life goes on long after the thrill of living is gone."

I've been eating ass since 1995. I'm a pioneer that paved the way for the rest of you to gobble that booty without judgment.


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John Mellencamp said it best "Life goes on long after the thrill of living is gone."

Not in the slightest.


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John Mellencamp said it best "Life goes on long after the thrill of living is gone."

They look cool. Even the species that aren't colored brightly look neat some are highly toxic which is awesome. And one of them makes nest that look like this.

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSWV3eKmCQity2ne6GlwLV-xIKxXSUgaL9x0RWrhMnEMaz4cMgvEw

I'll give them a 10.

I missed the fainting goats. We have 2. The novelty wears off very quickly and they might as well be ordinary pigmy goats.


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John Mellencamp said it best "Life goes on long after the thrill of living is gone."

SunWuKung420 posted...

You f***ers don't even know the meaning of your failed insults.

Cucks watch it happen. Ugh. Get good.

While that is part of the fetish for it, watching is not required for a man to be a cuckold. Knowledge of the event is not even required. A cuckold is just a man who's wife is unfaithful.


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John Mellencamp said it best "Life goes on long after the thrill of living is gone."

My favorite to wear is Armani Mania. My girl prefers my Old Spice Fiji body spray though.
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John Mellencamp said it best "Life goes on long after the thrill of living is gone."

WarGreymon77 posted...

Cool. He can make Hot Pockets without a microwave.

And smores without a campfire.


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John Mellencamp said it best "Life goes on long after the thrill of living is gone."

JOExHIGASHI posted...

we would treat them like animals

Most likely. We wouldn't see much racism between homosapiens either. We'd all gang up on the inferior neanderthals.
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John Mellencamp said it best "Life goes on long after the thrill of living is gone."

LinkPizza posted...

AllstarSniper32 posted...

Bugmeat posted...

ople have a device implanted that records everything they see. After they die someone pulls it out and goes through it all to cut together a neat little film to show about their life. But of course all of the horribly depraved shit that people do gets cut out and only the "aww" stuff makes it into their movies. It was a good movie.

That sounds interesting. It seems like something I wouldn't want to do though. Cause you'd see all the bad things people that are close to you have done. You'd also have to watch way too much footage to find all the good parts.

Well, they probably only have a few of the closest members go through it. And usually, the closer family members and friends might remember when certain things happened. And you can probably find it by date. Also, in that case, you could always keep a journal or when the good things happened. That would work...

Actually, it's typically done by a professional. It's their job to go through all this stuff and make the movies. A main theme of the movie is how the guy handles seeing the horrible stuff these people have done and still put out a sweet movie about them. How he deals with the disgusting things he has seen these people do. Watching stuff like a man rape his little daughter night after night.


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John Mellencamp said it best "Life goes on long after the thrill of living is gone."

AllstarSniper32 posted...

Bugmeat posted...

Sort of like the Robin Williams movie The Final Cut?

I don't think I've ever actually heard of that movie. But if you say it is then I believe you.

People have a device implanted that records everything they see. After they die someone pulls it out and goes through it all to cut together a neat little film to show about their life. But of course all of the horribly depraved shit that people do gets cut out and only the "aww" stuff makes it into their movies. It was a good movie.
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John Mellencamp said it best "Life goes on long after the thrill of living is gone."

Sort of like the Robin Williams movie The Final Cut?


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John Mellencamp said it best "Life goes on long after the thrill of living is gone."

I've seen it done for special showings of movies on Valentines Day here and there. One screen may be reserved for couples But I doubt there is a theater that has it as a general rule.


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John Mellencamp said it best "Life goes on long after the thrill of living is gone."

LinkPizza posted...

Sex toys. I could probably explain that better than everything Ive ever looked up. Haha.

Hell yeah. There are all kinds of stories you can tell to explain that away. But there's so much stuff I looked up in the past I'd be mortified if anyone, let alone family members knew about it. Because the question is about stuff you looked up. Stuff you actually searched for, that you put forth effort to find. "I accidentally stumbled upon it" doesn't explain away multiple search phrase variations.


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John Mellencamp said it best "Life goes on long after the thrill of living is gone."

My GF is totally racist. She has a very strong dislike of Hispanic people. But it's funny and cute because she is Hispanic.

Best friend status is something that would take a long time to achieve with me. Someone wouldn't be able to make it to ththat level without me knowing they were racist.


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John Mellencamp said it best "Life goes on long after the thrill of living is gone."

My favorite kind of pancakes are those crispy ones with the square indentations all over both sides.


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John Mellencamp said it best "Life goes on long after the thrill of living is gone."

I spent the last 20 minutes listening to ICP to see what it would feel like to be white and poor. :(


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John Mellencamp said it best "Life goes on long after the thrill of living is gone."

I played King's Field and Armored core back on the PS1. I thoroughly enjoyed both. Not sure which one I had first.


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John Mellencamp said it best "Life goes on long after the thrill of living is gone."

Let's see which insectoid Pokemon I get.


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John Mellencamp said it best "Life goes on long after the thrill of living is gone."

Not only will I get you some gumming bears, I will go one step further and even eat them for you. I'm just that helpful.


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John Mellencamp said it best "Life goes on long after the thrill of living is gone."

If it's someone that I am sleeping with or trying to sleep with. Otherwise, nah.


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John Mellencamp said it best "Life goes on long after the thrill of living is gone."

zebatov posted...

Obligations, imo. I have things I want to do that can't include them.

And that's why I always knew I didn't want kids of my own. I just want to do my own thing. I don't want to be interrupted and have to take care of some little kid's needs. I like my nieces and enjoy the time I spend with them. But it's always on my terms when I feel like it. When I get tired of them I send them back to their parents.
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John Mellencamp said it best "Life goes on long after the thrill of living is gone."

I loved my Gameshark. You could get all sorts of neat codes for games with that thing. Not just ordinary codes like infinite lives or money. Some games had stuff like items, characters, levels, etc. that had been removed from the game but we're still on the disk. Some codes could give you access to these locked items and make them playable. Or do other fun stuff like adjust the fire rate of a gun to insane levels.
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John Mellencamp said it best "Life goes on long after the thrill of living is gone."

He probably farted and just wanted to pull you into the cloud.


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John Mellencamp said it best "Life goes on long after the thrill of living is gone."

NightMareBunny posted...

not really...this has been a consistent thing through out my life...

This actually gives some insight into how you ended up the way you are. Your formative years were spent around idiots who filled your head with nonsense.


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John Mellencamp said it best "Life goes on long after the thrill of living is gone."

Ogurisama posted...

Is she going to continue acting?

That probably won't be allowed.


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John Mellencamp said it best "Life goes on long after the thrill of living is gone."

Gamefreak9905 posted...

Bugmeat posted...

It was some civil war fps. I think the history channel had some involvement in it.

Is it this?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_History_Channel:_Civil_War__A_Nation_Divided

Edit: Sorry, I cant get the link to work.

Yes. That was it. I thought the Civil War setting would be cool. That didn't make up for the dreadfully slow and boring gameplay. A FPS with muzzle loading muskets just isn't much fun. Even the guns that weren't muzzle loaders took a long time to reload. While historically accurate, it wasn't fun to play. Medicare graphics and clunky gameplay all around the way I remember it.


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John Mellencamp said it best "Life goes on long after the thrill of living is gone."

LinkPizza posted...

As soon as someone makes an off-topic topic, they get modded. And then they will ask why. When someone says because it's off topic, they say that it was labeled as such. And having the ability to label it makes no sense if it's not ok to do so... probably...

The announcement about the feature covers this issue.


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John Mellencamp said it best "Life goes on long after the thrill of living is gone."

It was some civil war fps. I think the history channel had some involvement in it.


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John Mellencamp said it best "Life goes on long after the thrill of living is gone."

I wish there were an option to turn them all off. I don't need them and they just put more crap on my screen. It makes the smal screen on a mobile device more cluttered.
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John Mellencamp said it best "Life goes on long after the thrill of living is gone."

You don't. Just wait severalmminths, get checked, swear you were clear before dating her so she must have given it to you.


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John Mellencamp said it best "Life goes on long after the thrill of living is gone."

Laughter really is great for relieving stress.


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John Mellencamp said it best "Life goes on long after the thrill of living is gone."

SmokeMassTree posted...

Y'all getting your red wings or nah?

I'm not about that life.

Nope. I'm DTF during her period. But oral is out of the question.


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John Mellencamp said it best "Life goes on long after the thrill of living is gone."

Follow him to the parking lot, rough him up and take his ill gotten gains as my own.
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John Mellencamp said it best "Life goes on long after the thrill of living is gone."

Clever marketing. All they had to do was print up a bunch of the cardboard sleeves, ship them to the stores and let their employees put the sleeves on existing stock.


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John Mellencamp said it best "Life goes on long after the thrill of living is gone."

You should go for.poker or black jack. I'm sure you'd be a natural at counting cards.


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John Mellencamp said it best "Life goes on long after the thrill of living is gone."