Poll of the Day > Wife says my dick is her "stress reliever"

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Far-Queue
05/16/18 9:04:20 PM
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What are some ways I can stress her out without her knowing it's me behind the shenanigans?

Maybe I'll slash her tires.
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ReggieTheReckless
05/16/18 9:14:03 PM
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pop out around corners and spook her with spooks
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LinkPizza
05/16/18 9:15:11 PM
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Pay someone else to stress her out...
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green dragon
05/16/18 9:19:15 PM
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lose your job/get laid off
become an alcoholic due to the poor economy
forget your kids somewhere and blame someone else
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Cacciato
05/16/18 9:37:38 PM
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ReggieTheReckless posted...
pop out around corners and spook her with spooks

That's racist.
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Fam_Fam
05/16/18 9:45:21 PM
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tell her to be careful with the stress balls
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BADoglick
05/16/18 10:14:43 PM
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Buy her a cat. First you get sex in exchange for the gift. Then you get stress relief sex after cat knocks over cups and wakes her up at 5 am.
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GunslingerGunsl
05/16/18 10:30:17 PM
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Tell her your dick fell off then surprise her and relieve her stress.
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Firewood18
05/16/18 10:34:43 PM
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Buy her a vibrator but only put dollar store batteries in it.
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argonautweakend
05/16/18 10:35:57 PM
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Firewood18 posted...
Buy her a vibrator but only put dollar store batteries in it.
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Pfloydguy2
05/16/18 11:25:26 PM
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Refuse to have sex with her...?
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PMarth2002
05/16/18 11:50:26 PM
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Pfloydguy2 posted...
Refuse to have sex with her...?


That probably goes against the reason why he wants to stress her out
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Bugmeat
05/17/18 5:36:03 AM
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Laughter really is great for relieving stress.


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wwinterj25
05/17/18 5:42:22 AM
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Bugmeat posted...
Laughter really is great for relieving stress.

So you're saying he should make her miserable?
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Far-Queue
05/17/18 8:09:04 AM
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Bugmeat posted...
Laughter really is great for relieving stress.


lol
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GunslingerGunsl
05/17/18 7:55:10 PM
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wwinterj25 posted...
Bugmeat posted...
Laughter really is great for relieving stress.

So you're saying he should make her miserable?

WOOSH lol
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SmokeMassTree
05/17/18 7:58:03 PM
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Cacciato posted...
ReggieTheReckless posted...
pop out around corners and spook her with spooks

That's racist.



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