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TopicWhats the most embarrassing date you've ever had?
Cacciato
07/18/18 6:57:23 PM
#51
DPsx7 posted...
Cacciato posted...
DPsx7 posted...
Smarkil posted...
DPsx7 posted...
Yay, another thing I haven't done. Never asked or been asked.


Huh. Turns out cell phones are useful for something after all, huh?


No, they aren't even related. I was out of school before phones were a thing anyway.

Are you 200 years old?


Cell phones, dumbass.

Well, I can see why no one wants to have sexual intercourse with you.
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TopicSan Fransisco is now registering illegal aliens to vote
Cacciato
07/18/18 3:30:27 PM
#10
Sarcasthma posted...
The funny thing is that even illegal aliens contribute more to society than ICOYAR does.

Ico, care to respond to these horrendous accusations?!

I thought not.
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TopicStumbled on the topic where Helly was talking about getting suspended for...
Cacciato
07/18/18 6:02:20 AM
#19
Jen0125 posted...
Lmao dog wipe

I think before that it autocorrected to dig for some reason

But dog wipe works for me
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TopicWho's your favorite Breaking Bad character?
Cacciato
07/18/18 5:59:27 AM
#5
Definitely Mike. That no half measures scene is probably my favorite bit in TV.
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TopicI dont understand how so many people throw their controllers
Cacciato
07/18/18 4:41:22 AM
#6
Whyd you suicide your other account? It wasnt even very good.
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TopicStumbled on the topic where Helly was talking about getting suspended for...
Cacciato
07/18/18 1:29:53 AM
#17
green dragon posted...
Hard_Light posted...
no

i definitely got suspended for talking about my sig wipe

Pics

I gotta see

I just came off a warning for talking about his dog wipe lol
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Topicsalmon is such a pain to cook
Cacciato
07/17/18 11:16:15 PM
#10
Hard_Light posted...
pierogis

Theres this great place in PA that makes those. I remember because they spell it incorrectly for marketing purposes.
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TopicWhats the most embarrassing date you've ever had?
Cacciato
07/17/18 11:14:40 PM
#35
DPsx7 posted...
Smarkil posted...
DPsx7 posted...
Yay, another thing I haven't done. Never asked or been asked.


Huh. Turns out cell phones are useful for something after all, huh?


No, they aren't even related. I was out of school before phones were a thing anyway.

Are you 200 years old?
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TopicFYI Burger King is garbage in Berlin too
Cacciato
07/14/18 6:05:26 AM
#4
Is 7 euros still not a lot?

For 225 theyd better throw in a massage and a few sexual favors.
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TopicFYI Burger King is garbage in Berlin too
Cacciato
07/14/18 5:52:14 AM
#2
Thanks for the update.
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TopicTrump haters are worse than Trump! Proof inside:
Cacciato
07/14/18 5:23:20 AM
#23
SunWuKung420 posted...
Only 9nails would think sunlight is a negative.

What?
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TopicWhy do so many people bash our wonderful US President? Hes a good man.
Cacciato
07/14/18 5:08:54 AM
#5
Mead posted...
MICHALECOLE posted...
Youre welcome!

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TopicPSA Announcement: SunWu thinks babies weigh less than a pound.
Cacciato
07/14/18 4:18:02 AM
#130
PK_Spam posted...
Sunny, hows that incoming divorce coming along?

Hes thrilled. I cant imagine a bar cook would say no to alimony.
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TopicPSA Announcement: SunWu thinks babies weigh less than a pound.
Cacciato
07/14/18 4:06:51 AM
#127
Jen0125 posted...
Cacciato posted...
SunWuKung420 posted...
Jen0125 posted...
SunWuKung420 posted...
Seriously, telling a new father that him sharing with us is wrong, only a terribly jaded, or blackout drunk, person does that.


Okay, can you describe in detail why you believe a "blackout drunk" person would "tell a new father that him sharing with us is wrong?" Why is that something a "blackout drunk" person would do specifically?


Invitoveritas...

Lmao. How the fuck did you think that was accurate


Because it's 4:00am where he lives and he's drunk.

I mean, its 4 am here and Im half a bottle deep and even I know thats not how its spelled lol
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TopicPSA Announcement: SunWu thinks babies weigh less than a pound.
Cacciato
07/14/18 4:02:50 AM
#122
SunWuKung420 posted...
Jen0125 posted...
SunWuKung420 posted...
Seriously, telling a new father that him sharing with us is wrong, only a terribly jaded, or blackout drunk, person does that.


Okay, can you describe in detail why you believe a "blackout drunk" person would "tell a new father that him sharing with us is wrong?" Why is that something a "blackout drunk" person would do specifically?


Invitoveritas...

Lmao. How the fuck did you think that was accurate
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TopicPSA Announcement: SunWu thinks babies weigh less than a pound.
Cacciato
07/14/18 3:43:41 AM
#85
SunWuKung420 posted...
My wife is sound asleep, why would I bother her?

Glad to see you can show her mercy sometimes.
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TopicPSA Announcement: SunWu thinks babies weigh less than a pound.
Cacciato
07/14/18 3:00:08 AM
#41
I saw in the other topic that Sunny is trying to get his wife pregnant. Does he have to do the flour trick? Ive seen her in the photos so it wouldnt surprise me.
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TopicChicago man harasses woman for wearing a shirt showing Puerto Rico
Cacciato
07/14/18 2:26:24 AM
#86
Mead posted...
Id cringe at any U.S. American adult who has gone through most of their life without realizing that Puerto Ricans are U.S. citizens.


Like our president for example

Fuck that. Im just glad he had a phone call with the president of the Virgin Islands.
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TopicPSA Announcement: SunWu thinks babies weigh less than a pound.
Cacciato
07/14/18 1:40:18 AM
#18
wwinterj25 posted...
LaggnFragnLarry posted...
once you realize that two plus two is the same as two rays from the sun interacting with two of your chi waves creating infinite chakra energy within you, it will be an enlightening and harrowing experience

+1

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TopicNacho fries are back at TBell
Cacciato
07/14/18 1:34:38 AM
#33
SunWuKung420 posted...
DirtBasedSoap posted...
LinkPizza posted...
Ah. They are back. Now I can try them...

Theyre really just okay lol

I just like making Taco Bell topics. Its like a runny turd on PotD now.

Would you guess that most of your turds weigh more or less than one pound, like the average baby.
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TopicPSA Announcement: SunWu thinks babies weigh less than a pound.
Cacciato
07/14/18 1:31:43 AM
#15
You could literally ask that guy what two plus two is and he'd come back with some response like "well the other day I was eating pierogies with my wife while we were at the brewery having our daily craft beers because in Philadelphia we're always drinking, but we're not alcoholics, and I asked her and she told me it was four".

And despite the fact that I know it's four, I'd still second guess the answer.
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"I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." OmegaTomHank
TopicArizona ice tea is amazing.
Cacciato
07/14/18 12:25:30 AM
#83
SunWuKung420 posted...
Mead posted...
SunWuKung420 posted...
Too much sugar.

Brew your own green tea.


Stop bossing people around


It's in your best interest to listen to me.

"Trust me, I made millions of dollars selling insurance, just like I said I would."
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TopicNacho fries are back at TBell
Cacciato
07/13/18 11:55:48 PM
#26
DirtBasedSoap posted...
Cacciato posted...
DirtBasedSoap posted...
Ive never cooked shrimp before tbh. Isnt there like a poop vein that needs to be cut out before you cook it? I dont trust fast food places would do that.

You can buy shrimp that is already 'processed'. It's not a difficult food to cook.

I just have never liked shrimp enough to actually cook it for myself. Its alright as an appetizer or side dish. Not much of a seafood dude, personally.

Its too damn expensive for me to buy on a regular basis.
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Topic"Queue" is the most needlessly complicated word there is
Cacciato
07/13/18 10:14:15 PM
#6
ClarkDuke posted...
Why not get a job, ok?

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TopicI don't like dancing
Cacciato
07/13/18 9:02:11 PM
#6
Nomak-54 posted...
do you honestly think you're funny?

yo that's kinda rude bruh. i mean i'm p sure this how you type most of the time.
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TopicNacho fries are back at TBell
Cacciato
07/13/18 9:00:43 PM
#17
DirtBasedSoap posted...
Ive never cooked shrimp before tbh. Isnt there like a poop vein that needs to be cut out before you cook it? I dont trust fast food places would do that.

You can buy shrimp that is already 'processed'. It's not a difficult food to cook.
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TopicDo you like this person: Christopher Columbus
Cacciato
07/13/18 8:58:12 PM
#23
Does anybody here actually, unironically, call it Indigenous Peoples' Day?
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TopicDo you like this person: Christopher Columbus
Cacciato
07/13/18 8:57:37 PM
#22
HagenEx posted...
Fuck no.

Dude killed thousands of my people, so fuck him and his entire "legacy".

I think it's been long enough.
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Topicbest root beer brand
Cacciato
07/13/18 5:10:54 AM
#74
NightMareBunny posted...
how come A&W's winning the poll

Because more people voted for it, you fucking genius.
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TopicChicago man harasses woman for wearing a shirt showing Puerto Rico
Cacciato
07/13/18 3:02:23 AM
#50
Metal_Mario99 posted...
Take it as you're an anti-Christian bigot.

Now its definitely a yes.
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"I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." OmegaTomHank
TopicChicago man harasses woman for wearing a shirt showing Puerto Rico
Cacciato
07/13/18 2:57:50 AM
#48
Metal_Mario99 posted...
Reported.

Gonna take that as a yes.
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TopicChicago man harasses woman for wearing a shirt showing Puerto Rico
Cacciato
07/13/18 2:53:24 AM
#46
Is this the same Jesus freak MarioFanatic#### that was around years ago?
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TopicQuestion about getting a driver's license...
Cacciato
07/13/18 1:51:14 AM
#10
HelIWithoutSin posted...
LinkPizza posted...
.


There you go! Great Job!

Lol

LinkPizza posted...
Cacciato posted...
Ive literally never heard of needing insurance to get a license.

I thought it was really weird, too. But I heard it over and over again. I was there at DPS a lot for a couple months. I ever asked my SO, since he was born here. And spent a lot of his life in Texas. And he was saying that you had to have insurance to get a license. I even needed it to get it renewed. So, I don't know what I would have done if I didn't have a car and insurance at the time...

Ill have to ask a few army buddies that ended up in Texas. I could almost see insurance being necessary to register or purchase a car, but for a license seems odd.
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"I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." OmegaTomHank
TopicQuestion about getting a driver's license...
Cacciato
07/13/18 1:35:46 AM
#2
Ive literally never heard of needing insurance to get a license.
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"I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." OmegaTomHank
TopicPublic intoxication and no open bottle laws struck me as weird.
Cacciato
07/13/18 1:34:05 AM
#3
Public intoxication charges are almost overwhelmingly dependent on belligerence.

As far as open container laws are concerned, I have no idea, especially since its dependent on location.
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"I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." OmegaTomHank
Topicdownloaded a 225 team world cup in football manager, and I chose Luxembourg
Cacciato
07/12/18 11:01:14 PM
#3
I hope Afghanistan wins.
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TopicI don't like dancing
Cacciato
07/12/18 9:33:46 PM
#2
Thats p cool bruh
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"I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." OmegaTomHank
TopicEverybody is the same person. It's just that you're the first cycle.
Cacciato
07/12/18 7:54:36 PM
#4
So much for your supposed education.
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TopicI refuse to download...
Cacciato
07/12/18 7:54:06 PM
#8
Far-Queue posted...
ShinVegaI posted...
Response?

Shut up.

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TopicGoddamn the cost for traffic violations has gotten completely out of control
Cacciato
07/12/18 4:37:06 AM
#147
Kyuubi4269 posted...
Speeding is only an issue with traffic.

Holy fucking shit. What an incredibly deep and thoughtful statement. Thank you for blessing us with such an intuitive discovery.
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TopicGoddamn the cost for traffic violations has gotten completely out of control
Cacciato
07/12/18 2:02:36 AM
#142
So you dont agree that the most dangerous drivers on the road are the ones driving significantly different than the speed limit? @stream
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TopicWhy do you still go to the Huffing Paint Post?
Cacciato
07/12/18 1:30:06 AM
#19
I am incredibly happy and not surprised that you only responded to that part of my post and with that sad fucking response.

DevilSummoner1 posted...
>ignores everything else in the post

lol ok

That's a bingo.
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TopicWhy do you still go to the Huffing Paint Post?
Cacciato
07/12/18 1:25:21 AM
#16
TheWorstPoster posted...
Cacciato posted...
TheWorstPoster posted...
Metal_Mario99 posted...
That's totally something they would write, too.


And you are the only one who got the whole point of this topic

Dont act like you're even remotely smart enough to not take that seriously.


You are dumb enough to apparently think that I was stupid enough to actually believe this (especially with the text other than the headlines).

But why wouldn't any of us think you were stupid enough? You're uneducated, don't work, and leech off the American taxpayer. I mean, even illegal immigrants that pay sales tax off items they purchase from wages paid under the table contribute more than you do. You literally do nothing to benefit this nation at all yet still think that your opinion carries weight. At what point in the almost 30 years you've been alive would you consider making a change?
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"I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." OmegaTomHank
TopicWhy do you still go to the Huffing Paint Post?
Cacciato
07/12/18 1:19:20 AM
#14
TheWorstPoster posted...
Metal_Mario99 posted...
That's totally something they would write, too.


And you are the only one who got the whole point of this topic

Dont act like you're even remotely smart enough to not take that seriously.
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"I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." OmegaTomHank
TopicWhy do you still go to the Huffing Paint Post?
Cacciato
07/12/18 12:32:34 AM
#7
HelIWithoutSin posted...
The only article on this story:

https://babylonbee.com/news/huffington-post-criticizes-thai-navy-seals-for-displaying-toxic-masculinity-during-daring-cave-rescue/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Babylon_Bee

The Babylon Bee is a satirical evangelical Christian website.

LMAO. Get the fuck out of here Icoyar
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TopicWhy do you still go to the Huffing Paint Post?
Cacciato
07/11/18 11:48:52 PM
#2
You still come here even though nobody gives a fuck about your opinions or posts. Sometimes old habits die hard. Make sense now?
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"I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." OmegaTomHank
TopicOooh I think I got fired lmao
Cacciato
07/11/18 11:30:25 PM
#58
Greenfox111 posted...
Cacciato posted...
thedeerzord posted...
Why are you one medical leave?

Werewolf attack, stop being nosy.

oh come on now, she announced it publicly on potd multiple times

Then he should've paid attention to all those werewolf topics.
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Topici have a water melon
Cacciato
07/11/18 11:29:22 PM
#12
I now feel like updating my sig.

"if you, or anyone near to you, suffers from alcoholism in the Philadelphia, PA area, please call this number: (215) 535-9609"
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