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TopicWhat do you think of this girl, PotD?
MICHALECOLE
01/31/18 1:55:09 PM
#18
Way too fat
Topicwho's the biggest cuck on potd
MICHALECOLE
01/31/18 12:19:46 AM
#7
Zeus posted...
Wouldn't any answer constitute flaming under the new TOS?

I change my answer to Zeus
TopicYou wake up one morning to find that you are a Doge
MICHALECOLE
01/30/18 11:19:43 PM
#10
Perform 100 good deeds
TopicThe Blart Side of the Moon
MICHALECOLE
01/30/18 10:57:23 PM
#12
Probably makes more sense if you have the sound on
TopicFun fact: More sharks are killed by coconuts than by people
MICHALECOLE
01/30/18 10:56:56 PM
#8
You lied, that fact wasnt fun
TopicThe Blart Side of the Moon
MICHALECOLE
01/30/18 10:55:59 PM
#10
Move along folks, nothing to see here
Topicwho's the biggest cuck on potd
MICHALECOLE
01/30/18 10:31:57 PM
#2
TopicI have no idea what I will do when my cat dies
MICHALECOLE
01/30/18 5:50:19 PM
#8
Doctor Foxx posted...
Last year whe I woke up one of my cats had gone downhill so fast I knew that was going to be his last day alive. and I am still quite sad about it. He was buried in a beautiful meadow and this year I'm planting wildflowers along his grave markers.

The death of a companion is difficult. Even if you experience it a dozen times it still hurts each time. That's the hard part of life. The bitter end comes after all the good stuff. There's no way around it.

Cherish your memories and open your home to saving a new cat. :)

My uncles (gay uncles) go to the pound and adopt old dogs (10+ years old) and take care of them until they die, and then they get another one.

I hope one day to be able to be that strong and do something like that.
TopicI have no idea what I will do when my cat dies
MICHALECOLE
01/30/18 5:48:54 PM
#7
Moonjay posted...
MICHALECOLE posted...
I had him my whole life, he was my brother and my best friend. I still think about him every day and dream about him on a regular basis.


Oh man. It was so hard when my older brother kitty died. He was three or four years older than me when he died at seventeen. He had a stroke and didn't even seem to know who we were at the end. It took years and years until I could think about him without crying. I miss him.

Im glad I didnt have to go through that.. I always feared that at the end he would go out hissing at us or something, but instead he went out unable to move and in my arms. No good way for an animal to go, but Im happy with what happened in retrospect
TopicI have no idea what I will do when my cat dies
MICHALECOLE
01/30/18 5:42:22 PM
#3
When my cat bubbles died it absolutely killed me. I had him my whole life, he was my brother and my best friend. I still think about him every day and dream about him on a regular basis.

All I can say is enjoy the time you have with your cat. Play with them, cuddle them, love them.

I spent his last week crying and hugging him as he got weaker and weaker. When he finally passed, I bawled my eyes out in the room with him, then I let the vet take him (to cremate him) and I havent cried again since then.

His ashes are on the mantle above the fire place.
TopicThe best part about dating somebody for a long time is when you get in fights
MICHALECOLE
01/30/18 2:15:08 PM
#6
Far-Queue posted...
I swear, if I dont do everything, my wife assumes Im doing nothing.

I feel that way sometimes as well.

Not often. But sometimes.
Topicthey made a 2nd madeas boo
MICHALECOLE
01/30/18 2:13:41 PM
#2
rCZOLna
TopicThe best part about dating somebody for a long time is when you get in fights
MICHALECOLE
01/30/18 2:10:32 PM
#3
Dont fucking tell me what to do

*goes to bed*
TopicThe best part about dating somebody for a long time is when you get in fights
MICHALECOLE
01/30/18 2:09:08 PM
#1
Over super important things and dont talk the rest of the night because of it.

Like last night I said I dont want to watch another cooking show

Big mistake
TopicWhen i was a kid, i made a rollercoaster that would probably kill you irl on rct
MICHALECOLE
01/30/18 1:50:51 PM
#2
Did anybody even go on if? Every time I make a crazy roller coaster all the people are like no thank you
TopicPretty sure I'm talking to a twitch boob camgirl on bumble (NSFW boob pic)
MICHALECOLE
01/29/18 1:39:34 PM
#27
dioxxys posted...
My father was a pretty bad dad but I think he gives good advice every once in a while.

"Girls get asked to do something all the time, thing is they think you all are after them to get in their pants. Instead of offering to do "something". Tell them exactly what you want to do."

So like ask her to go a skate rink or something.

Thats why the trick is to offer to do nothing
TopicMade over $1000 profit selling Funko Pops this weekend
MICHALECOLE
01/29/18 1:29:59 AM
#18
Blighboy posted...
They look like shit. I wouldn't even jerk it on one.

Lmao internet standards
TopicI think if my girlfriend cheated on me, I probably wouldn't do anything.
MICHALECOLE
01/29/18 1:29:09 AM
#6
Brb fucking your girlfriend
TopicWhat's Shenti's current active account?
MICHALECOLE
01/28/18 7:06:31 PM
#6
Rip shenti
TopicWhat are some dark revelations in kids books?
MICHALECOLE
01/28/18 2:29:51 AM
#14
LinkPizza posted...
MICHALECOLE posted...
Series of unfortunate events is filled with dark revelations and unfortunate events

It is kinda dark, but I love that series...

I love it too. So well written and very interesting
TopicWhat are some dark revelations in kids books?
MICHALECOLE
01/28/18 1:24:33 AM
#8
Series of unfortunate events is filled with dark revelations and unfortunate events
TopicEverybody knows somebody who died from a heroin OD.
MICHALECOLE
01/27/18 9:03:45 PM
#12
I was fucking this girl in high school and two weeks later she died of a heroin overdose. I still think about that like once a month and am like damn.. I fucked a dead girl
Topicis there a darker scene in a kid's movie than that one scene in Toy Story 3?
MICHALECOLE
01/27/18 9:02:05 PM
#5
papercup posted...
What about the scene with the horse in The NeverEnding Story?

Topic2 > 3 > Second half of 1 > 6 >>> first half of 1 > 5 > 4
MICHALECOLE
01/27/18 3:38:27 PM
#19
Neon genesis
TopicRemember getting your brand new N64
MICHALECOLE
01/27/18 2:54:22 AM
#17
Blaqthourne posted...
No, I remember not wanting to buy that piece of crap after hating almost every game I played on it at friends' places.

You sound like the funnest guy around
TopicJennifer Lawrence brings LIBERAL POLITICS to an Ohio HIGH SCHOOL!! Is She Hot???
MICHALECOLE
01/27/18 1:57:11 AM
#4
Shes way too fat for my tastes
TopicRemember getting your brand new N64
MICHALECOLE
01/27/18 1:56:23 AM
#13
I got mine for Christmas when I was little and I remember feeling all my presents and there was a big one that I thought was a n64 but it was really a new bed sheet and comforter in a box, and the much smaller box was my n64.

The only games I got were Banjo kazooie, which was better than Mario 64, and Mario kart. I remember playing the absolute shit out of it with the neighborhood kids.

Good times.
TopicAre we living in the age of clickbait?
MICHALECOLE
01/26/18 2:31:14 PM
#4
No this is the age of Aquarius
TopicSo I have been getting these packages from amazon that I never ordered
MICHALECOLE
01/26/18 2:30:49 PM
#90
CarefreeDude posted...
MICHALECOLE posted...
CarefreeDude posted...
You should post the order ID of one of these packages. For research purposes.

What does that mean and what kind of research?


Like, there should be an order ID of some sort. Would be a number like 111-1111111-111111. Can't say any more.

Pm me? I wanna know what youre talking about
TopicSo I have been getting these packages from amazon that I never ordered
MICHALECOLE
01/26/18 2:14:42 PM
#88
CarefreeDude posted...
You should post the order ID of one of these packages. For research purposes.

What does that mean and what kind of research?
TopicAlphabet Backwards
MICHALECOLE
01/26/18 1:26:25 PM
#10
Cacciato posted...
MICHALECOLE posted...
Cacciato posted...
I just learned to say it backwards the regular war after I watched an episode of King of the Hill where the wives got drunk and one of em said it sitting on the lawn.

I think that was Malcom in the middle

Holy shit. You're right. I must've watched back to back on Fox growing up I guess.

I watch too much tv
TopicAlphabet Backwards
MICHALECOLE
01/26/18 1:04:07 PM
#6
Cacciato posted...
I just learned to say it backwards the regular war after I watched an episode of King of the Hill where the wives got drunk and one of em said it sitting on the lawn.

I think that was Malcom in the middle
TopicAccording to mods, the "blow a kiss" emoji means "blowjob"
MICHALECOLE
01/26/18 1:02:13 PM
#18
ASlaveObeys posted...
Happy ending means blowjob the face implies you intended for the innuendo.
GET OUTTA HERE
TopicAccording to mods, the "blow a kiss" emoji means "blowjob"
MICHALECOLE
01/26/18 12:54:04 PM
#15
TopicIs Potd ready for some Doge
MICHALECOLE
01/26/18 2:37:09 AM
#2
Yes Im ready
Topiclmao, this had to be a new guy
MICHALECOLE
01/26/18 2:36:47 AM
#5
SunWuKung420 posted...
Well, your final response is all "that's too long to be relevant so I'm just going to assume it's pointless, ignore it and try to discredit it."

That's a terrible way to engage in dialogue.

That doesnt make it delete worthy
TopicI need some new seriously loud and abusive death metal potd
MICHALECOLE
01/26/18 2:29:05 AM
#66
Touching yoooooooooou

Touching meeeeeeeeee
Topiclmao, this had to be a new guy
MICHALECOLE
01/26/18 2:25:43 AM
#3
Yeah thats clearly melon
TopicSo I have been getting these packages from amazon that I never ordered
MICHALECOLE
01/26/18 2:21:45 AM
#84
LinkPizza posted...
MICHALECOLE posted...
Alright heres my update.. they emailed me back and said sorry, well file a report, keep the stuff and Im like wait.. you said I could send it back. Theyre like nope. Cant send it back unless you have access to the account that ordered it or if it was bought as a gift and Im like but you mother fuckers already said I could send it back and get credit for all the shit. And theyre like okay whats the tracking numbers? And Im like I ALREADY GAVE YOU THAT BUT HERE IT IS AGAIN and theyre like okay cool heres the postage you need to send these back.. please log on to the original account that it was purchased on to get these

And Im like I DO NOT HAVE ACCESS TO THOSE ACCOUNTS BECAUSE I DID NOT SEND THESE ITEMS YOU DENSE MOTHER FUCKERS

So I need to call tomorrow or the next day because now Im like bitches you said I could have credit I do not want these wigs wtf

They probably thought you ordered them or got them as a gift. You probably shouldn't get credit. You didn't buy it. But it's kinda is you fault. You complained about Sophia's gift. And now you'll probably get nothing...

Honestly though, it's not like you're worse off. You just won't get free stuff from Amazon...

Oh no I totally agree. I dont deserve anything and shouldnt get anything

But they already told me I could have a refund and I have an email from them saying I could get one and Im gonna get one dammit. At the very least Im gonna get some free amazon prime. Ive never been the kinda guy to make a fuss and get free shit, but Im totally gonna be that guy in this situation. I figure if I act angry enough and talk about how I went to the cops Ill get some free shit.

If they had sent things Id actually use this would have been way different.. but I literally dont want any of this stuff
TopicI love Jen0125
MICHALECOLE
01/26/18 1:45:22 AM
#43
TopicWill Justin Timberlake perform, 'Cry Me A River' at the 2018 Super Bowl?
MICHALECOLE
01/26/18 1:32:22 AM
#13
Cacciato posted...
Zeus posted...
AC_Dragonfire posted...
Jen0125 posted...
AC_Dragonfire posted...
after he left the Backstreet Boys


lmao!

I get the 2 mixed up sometimes because I was busy learning English as 2nd language after 1999 when I was already 8 years old from Portugal. So bear with me on my memory of all the bands in the exact thing.


Plus you were never a teen girl like those two >_>

What bands did teenage girls listen to when you were growing up? The Beatles? The Beach Boys?

TopicSo I have been getting these packages from amazon that I never ordered
MICHALECOLE
01/26/18 1:31:09 AM
#82
Alright heres my update.. they emailed me back and said sorry, well file a report, keep the stuff and Im like wait.. you said I could send it back. Theyre like nope. Cant send it back unless you have access to the account that ordered it or if it was bought as a gift and Im like but you mother fuckers already said I could send it back and get credit for all the shit. And theyre like okay whats the tracking numbers? And Im like I ALREADY GAVE YOU THAT BUT HERE IT IS AGAIN and theyre like okay cool heres the postage you need to send these back.. please log on to the original account that it was purchased on to get these

And Im like I DO NOT HAVE ACCESS TO THOSE ACCOUNTS BECAUSE I DID NOT SEND THESE ITEMS YOU DENSE MOTHER FUCKERS

So I need to call tomorrow or the next day because now Im like bitches you said I could have credit I do not want these wigs wtf
TopicI've never had to use a poop knife
MICHALECOLE
01/25/18 7:32:23 PM
#29
SunWuKung420 posted...
Mead posted...
Where do you think all your dead cells go?


When cells die a normal apoptotic death, phagocytes, part of the immune system, "recycle" it for nutrients.

This is a shitty argument

>_>
<_<
TopicMy cousin got glitter bombed and she wants to press assault charges lol
MICHALECOLE
01/25/18 2:43:54 PM
#3
I dont know what a glitter bomb is, but it sounds like it could easily be assault
TopicWill Justin Timberlake perform, 'Cry Me A River' at the 2018 Super Bowl?
MICHALECOLE
01/25/18 2:31:20 PM
#5
AC_Dragonfire posted...
Jen0125 posted...
AC_Dragonfire posted...
after he left the Backstreet Boys


lmao!

I get the 2 mixed up sometimes because I was busy learning English as 2nd language after 1999 when I was already 8 years old from Portugal. So bear with me on my memory of all the bands in the exact thing.

Ohh look at me Im from Portugal and I know two languages, Im soooooooo cool
TopicThis was a mistake. I shouldn't have started looking at adoptable dogs
MICHALECOLE
01/25/18 1:43:05 PM
#4
My mom never even really let me have fish growing up

So did she kinda let you have a fish?
TopicMr. Rogers cared about families.
MICHALECOLE
01/25/18 12:52:54 PM
#13
Mr Rogers has been accused of molesting several children from his show
TopicI've never had to use a poop knife
MICHALECOLE
01/25/18 12:28:50 PM
#21
Noop_Noop posted...
There is a reason why this meme only lasted a day and that reason is because it is a bad meme

Your username is from a meme that only lasted one day
TopicI've never had to use a poop knife
MICHALECOLE
01/25/18 11:54:41 AM
#19
Firewood18 posted...
MICHALECOLE posted...
I have never had to do any of this.. I do not have huge poops.

When Sophia and her bald friends come over they're going to clog your toilet.

Wait when did she get friends
TopicI've never had to use a poop knife
MICHALECOLE
01/25/18 11:32:12 AM
#17
I have never had to do any of this.. I do not have huge poops.
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