Poll of the Day > I've never had to use a poop knife

(+) Yeah! (+)

Until yesterday. And it wasn't even because of me but one of the kids. You'd think that such a tiny person would never poop so big but it's quite the opposite.
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Im genuinely awestruck with the size of some of my 4-year-olds turds.
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My nephew used to call people into the bathroom to look at his poop when he was a toddler.
He used to tell us "Look! I pooped like a man! It's as big as my arm!"
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Kids eat a lot of food.
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SunWuKung420 posted...

Kids eat a lot of food.

My son eats very little. The large waste is mostly because of cells rapidly being replaced for growth.
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Firewood18 posted...

SunWuKung420 posted...

Kids eat a lot of food.

My son eats very little. The large waste is mostly because of cells rapidly being replaced for growth.

That's not how poop works.
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Sanitary people use this thing called a "plunger". What third world nonsense is this?
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I'm good with a plunger, I've unseated and set at least four toilets and I've even dug up and cement patched a broken sewer line.

But I had never had to break up poop to make it flush til now. It's wierd because I know there was a recent topic about it, plus I watched an episode of Extras recently where a guys date walked out when he used a whisk to get his shit to go down.

Oh, and I used a long handled screwdriver instead of a knife.
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One of my sisters used to have XL sized ones on a regular basis.

My dad used his appendage to make them go down. >_<
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Blue_Thunder posted...

One of my sisters used to have XL sized ones on a regular basis.

My dad used his appendage to make them go down. >_<

I had a crazy old physics professor talk about doing that. We were learning siphons and why toilets are built like they are and have that part that clogs and he mentioned how he would shove his arm in there to break it because "it just washes right off".

shadowsword87 posted...

Blue_Thunder posted...

One of my sisters used to have XL sized ones on a regular basis.

My dad used his appendage to make them go down. >_<

I had a crazy old physics professor talk about doing that. We were learning siphons and why toilets are built like they are and have that part that clogs and he mentioned how he would shove his arm in there to break it because "it just washes right off".

Bleeeeech!
You're not supposed to stick your arm in the toilet!
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SusanGreenEyes posted...

Bleeeeech!
You're not supposed to stick your arm in the toilet!

That's why he was crazy!

He was... something else.

Judgmenl posted...

Sanitary people use this thing called a "plunger". What third world nonsense is this?

There are some shits out there that will laugh at a plunger as you pound away at it trying to squeeze it's essence out of the bowl. "Congratulations" The shit says to you in a sarcastic tone "You've turned me into a sticky mashed potato like substance, yet I still won't go!" it says condecendingly.
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Judgmenl posted...

Sanitary people use this thing called a "plunger". What third world nonsense is this?

Sanitary people also don't have dog shit walls.
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SunWuKung420 posted...

Judgmenl posted...

Sanitary people use this thing called a "plunger". What third world nonsense is this?

Sanitary people also don't have dog shit walls.

Just. ... damn!
I thought it was only on the floor though and had been cleaned up a long time ago though.
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Must confess to having dumped a load of TP on top of my turd and punched it til it goes down, once or thrice.
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I have never had to do any of this.. I do not have huge poops.

MICHALECOLE posted...

I have never had to do any of this.. I do not have huge poops.

When Sophia and her bald friends come over they're going to clog your toilet.
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Firewood18 posted...

MICHALECOLE posted...

I have never had to do any of this.. I do not have huge poops.

When Sophia and her bald friends come over they're going to clog your toilet.

Wait when did she get friends

There is a reason why this meme only lasted a day and that reason is because it is a bad meme

Noop_Noop posted...

There is a reason why this meme only lasted a day and that reason is because it is a bad meme

Your username is from a meme that only lasted one day

MICHALECOLE posted...

Noop_Noop posted...

There is a reason why this meme only lasted a day and that reason is because it is a bad meme

Your username is from a meme that only lasted one day

not even a day

a few hours
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I almost did once at a hotel in Vegas. Sharing a room with two women, no less.

I caught a huge break that it didn't swirl, the water just streams straight down. Holy god, man I was sweating

Also because there was no plunger
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My cat has taken shits that put mine to shame

Judgmenl posted...

Sanitary people

Judgmenl

*cough*
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you can use a stick from outside. no need to dirty one of your tools

when I was a kid on a trip to DC, I caused this problem. and my dad went outside the hotel and found a stick then cut it up. and then walked back out through the lobby with a shitty stick hoping nobody noticed to toss it in a bush. I had to apologize multiple times

SunWuKung420 posted...

Firewood18 posted...

SunWuKung420 posted...

Kids eat a lot of food.

My son eats very little. The large waste is mostly because of cells rapidly being replaced for growth.

That's not how poop works.

It is actually, at least somewhat.

Where do you think all your dead cells go?
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Mead posted...

Where do you think all your dead cells go?

When cells die a normal apoptotic death, phagocytes, part of the immune system, "recycle" it for nutrients.
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SunWuKung420 posted...

Mead posted...

Where do you think all your dead cells go?

When cells die a normal apoptotic death, phagocytes, part of the immune system, "recycle" it for nutrients.

This is a shitty argument

>_>
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i walked into the work bathroom the other day and knew immediately somebody pooped but didnt flush. shit was massive. i flushed like 5-10 times and each time the water chipped a little away but it took a bit.

a plunger woulnt have helped i dont thjnk. if i was more ambitious ida broke it up but nah