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soulunison2 posted...

Link HT posted...

nah, she's just unattractive so you don't care

Pretty sure tc is gay lol

Technically Link would still be correct.
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Jorep posted...

That's the only way it works.

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Potato_Head_Joe
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Big rugged aesthetic muscle men grappling each other in speedos.
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No_U_L7 posted...

i'd just go out but i had previously made out with his gf which he doesn't know about. ugh, hope i don't get stuck in here, i don't want other people putting their grimy hands on my custom made to my measurement $200 each dress shirts....

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damn Eugene juicin hard
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I powerbombed her and took the belt. Bitch got in the way of me and that Macy's sale.


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Let him fry.
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They're still a bisexual couple.

Interestingly enough, male/male bisexual couples also don't always function like a typical m/m gay couple. There's still some distinct differences that can occur often.
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FF_Redux posted...

Everything feels pointless

Why would you want everything to be pointed? That's dangerous.
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madoka_kaname posted...

Is it true that if I draw furry stuff I will get a lot of money

If you're talented enough to draw decent porn, yes. Not nearly as many people are going to pay out the ass for PG art. Porn is the real money, and only if you're good at it.

Although you need to know where to advertise and how to sell your talent too. You also need a strong stomach for the inevitably bizarre requests you will get. A bunch of your patrons are going to be perves paying for fetish art. And that rabbit hole runs incredibly deep with the furry communities...
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Give it a week. No messages from her after that, move on.

That doesn't mean you have to stop dating other women while you wait.
It's not like they do...
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Looked gf posted...

no pics, flopic

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Candice Patton Named Sexiest Black Woman

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Yeah, it was alright. I think Carrey's adult craziness still captured the Seuss character fine.

Mike Myers as the Cat in the Hat is nightmare fuel though.
I knew something was off when Rosie O'Donnell recommended it...
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Challenge him to a poop off.
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Not even amicable marriages are guaranteed to last forever.

The average lifespan of a modern human being has gotten considerably longer and people can get bored of each other over that time. Especially when a bunch of the traits that initially attracted them together begin to fade. IMO, if a marriage breaks up after enough to time to raise a child to adulthood, it's not innately a total tragedy. It's more like "oh well, they had a good run and made some babies, time for the next chapters ".

Personally I've always felt it was stupid of couples to stay together after the spark was gone and the children moved out.
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Was the possibility of missing out on one of her shows even worth being upset about...?
I get the controversy over principle, but is her act worth seeing to begin with? Is her usual material actually good?

There's plenty of talented A-list female comedians with great material and depth, but sometimes the C-listers can still sucker a crowd into buying tickets to rehashed vagina jokes...

Is she talented and worth seeing? Or is she another Amy Schumer?


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Depression is not an innate cause of obesity. However, a significant amount of obese people eventually develop depression after becoming noticeably fat because society is often vocally critical of seeing someone obese. This "depression pit" is a common hurdle inhibiting obese people who wish to lose weight.

More healthcare programs for weight loss are beginning to adopt emotional health practices along with the physical to better bolster the recipient's resolve to stay fit.

However, not every case of extreme obesity involves an ailment of intense socialized depression. Some of these living anomalies simply don't give a fuck about their physical appearance anymore; they're more concerned about being satiated.
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Yes.

What it generally can't buy due to human nature is absolute satisfaction.
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Brownie Snake
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I would say he or she could not truly be the American president until they have committed sexual harassment at least once.
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I focus on the objective material of their statement rather than immediately get triggered over the subjective parts.

Sometimes an emotionally loaded retort is still factually correct. While the person saying it might have a provocative and offensive history, I don't believe that should immediately disqualify EVERYTHING they have said as false. I feel it's okay to still dislike and judge them for their offensive actions and lies in the past. However, it's stupid to also completely ignore when they make a present statement that can be proven true just because you don't like what the speaker has done before. You can hate them AND still acknowledge when they make a correct point.

"A broken clock is still correct twice a day."

Sometimes even villains speak the truth and bring up an inconveniently accurate point. Sometimes heroes need to heed that point to find a more effective solution, besides "nya nya nya you did something offensive in your past, I CAN'T HEAR YOU NOW nya nya nya". Valuable insight on issues can come from a diverse range of sources, even from people you don't want to associate with or support.

When all you allow yourself to hear are the words of the proclaimed righteous, you miss a lot of other human communication.
You become a zealot, the embodiment of refusal to compromise.
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Hey I know this shit.

I'm a nurse working in an American long term care facility for the holidays. Almost every fucking TV in the senior wards is either on sports or Hallmark Channel. The old women especially eat that stuff up. One of my coworkers dared to burst the bubble of two little old ladies obsessed with the sickening sweet whitewashed romantic xmas flicks by pointing out the several reasons the movies are laughably unrealistic.

One of the old ladies broke down and nearly attempted suicide until the aide swore she would take back what she said about "Love You Like Christmas "...
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-Photogenic young white chick moves into little dinky suburban town with big plans to follow her dreams and contribute to the community.
-Photogenic young white dude with chiseled abs, perfect hair, and solid career is coincidentally all about hooking up with said white chick or meddling in her affairs as a rival until he falls for her hopeful idealistic charms anyway.
-Photogenic young white chick inevitably decides oh yeah she wants a piece o dat.
-Everything that occurs between these two characters through out the movie stays 100% PG.
-Commercial break contains a series of life insurance, medical, and adult diaper sales pitches because old people love the fuck outta Hallmark Channel.
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darkprince45 posted...

Does liking penis make you "gay"?

Short answer: no.

I'm one of CE's leading figures in homosexual penisology. I not only have years under my belt of plugging my dick into other guys' orifices, my ass technically qualifies as a poultry farm because of how much cock has been in it.

If I say it ain't gay, it ain't gay.
And liking penis is not innately gay.
Just about every adult heterosexual male on the planet considerably appreciates the existence of at least one penis.
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That's right. Next time Mom calls, tell her to fuck right off.
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Kevin was a little shit because he came from a large family of angry shits.
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Miss Congeniality was cute.
Miss Congeniality 2 was trying too hard. Felt like Sister Act 2....
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Dyinglegacy posted...

What humors me the most, is how he is skull fucking himself with purpose. He's so into it. It's like, it must be done.

It's a chihuahua.

Fucking is basically their only natural defense besides shitting all over the place.
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So how old was he when he made those comments?
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I never knew Zero was so giving.

He always seemed like he had a monkey wrench up his ass in the games.
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Virtually all of us who make it to old age will crap ourselves at least once. It's like a rite of passage.



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You like what you like. Good luck trying to change your subconscious attractions.
However, I personally think skin tone should not be an immediate disqualifier above personality and physique.

Attractive looking and behaving people can come in all shades.
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I hate when most of the deaths in a horror/suspense film are just token minorities and/or extras who only had 1-2 lines.

Meanwhile the 18-21 year old glamorized super "couple" who usually just met, stop to get horny with each other while danger's lurking, lack any significant survival training, and function on logic similar to high school teens somehow manage to still live through everything despite having the most frequent run-ins with the deadly threat. And that's after a fully decorated marine gets ripped in half, a seasoned physically fit cop dies stupidly while forgetting to call back-up, or an infamous mob assassin who's cleanly killed hundreds gets taken down by a kitchen knife....

I'm tired of it. I'm tired of seeing the homecoming king and queen survive a rash of mass murders going on right next door to them while they would normally be the first to go in real life. It's uncreative.
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I love eggnog, but I won't touch that pomegranate mess.
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I can't; I'm too tall.

Dated a short guy who could and it was fucking hot. He preferred not to finish that way, but it got him rock hard and ready.
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Pluto is Mickey's masochist sex partner. Minnie likes to watch.
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I don't care as long as he's hot.
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Try to keep a back up save on the map before beginning big story chain battles.
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I'm a gay man and my bf gets jealous as fuck. When he's on alert, he can slap the ho right out of you.
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Do white guys get insecure when they see a black guy with a white girl?

Some do, yes. Just like the opposite.

Plenty of women get triggered by it too.
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Sounds more like a curse than a blessing.
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Duncanwii posted...

Over the phone just seems classless as hell.

Yeah well men and women do it daily. That's modern life.
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LIsJustice posted...

What if Santa is an alien?

We've been over this.

Santa is not an alien. He's your biological father and you keep pretending he's a stranger from outer space because he never comes to your birthday parties.
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In other words, some cases of childhood gender dysphoria are alleviated by regular puberty.

That concept really shouldn't be mind-blowing...
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