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It looks like a satirical skit.
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Rika_Furude posted...

Nobody wants their anus hole sprayed

Speak for yourself.


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Isn't he a demon? Isn't sinful deviancy part of their gig?
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I hate most of the singing tracks though.

They're poorly translated garbo.
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"omg dis purson so hawt hurdur"

*no pics*


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I believe ketchup on a well prepared steak is just fine.
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Are there rumors he's a bit of an asshole to work with?
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Steve Nick posted...

ClockworkHare posted...

That would not likely be a comfortable ride for the baby.

Most strollers don't really come with installed shocks...

It's like you're not even paying attention. It's a JOGGING stroller. It's a stroller especially made for jogging.

Yes, I get the claim. And I don't by it. Just because a product is advertised to do something doesn't mean it does it well.
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That would not likely be a comfortable ride for the baby.

Most strollers don't really come with installed shocks...
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So you just pretend you really did come from a stork or cabbage patch?
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JxOxNxIxCxS posted...

My friend told me that his wife wants him to choke her during sex. He wouldnt.

Well to be fair, his dick might not be big enough to.


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I know that's a parody, but it's funny how it seems both sides of the issue have some accuracy to their points about it.

Sexual harassment can be seen as offensive behavior as it violates another person's dignity and/or personal space. In a professional setting, it's commonly viewed as unethical in cultures where both men and women have close to equal rights. In places like the US, it can be viewed as a crime. I fully understand why, as I've witnessed and been targeted by sexual harassment myself.

However, the more attractive the offender, the more likely they are to be able to get away with such behavior repeatedly without the same consequences as less attractive people could, because the approached condone it. That too is something I've frequently witnessed.

It's just kind of backwards when we say sexual harassment is bad when many of us still immediately condone it when the offender is attractive enough. It can set an unfortunate precedence that basically translates to "sexual harassment is bad, but you can overcome the stigma of performing it if you amass enough attractiveness, therefore sexual harassment can be made okay after that". Or "it's okay that I just got sexually harassed into accepting a date; he/she was hot enough".

That's less likely to happen when society takes more of a zero tolerance response to it and stops making special exceptions.
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Yeah, I've witnessed both men and women sexually harass others on several occasions. Sexuality is kind of a popular theme within human society.
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I forgot anyone uses Varus.
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Harpie posted...

Am I a pervert??

We will see in the next few days when the allegations about you appear on TV. It's in style, you know.
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Did they try to give you a puppy or lollipop?
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Does your girlfriend/wife openly offer you blowjobs?

Well yeah, but she's a dude so...
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Unless she's a lesbian, she gets pregnant faster.
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TC is 2D and flat forever.


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TheRealDill2000 posted...

For all of you people that are saying obesity is unhealthy, how do you determine whether someone's size is causing them problems?

Physical exam by proper medical professionals.
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TheRealDill2000 posted...

You can definitely be fat and healthy at the same time.

Okay, NOW it's true...

Hundreds of athletic people in their physical prime with good health can also be chubby and even have a pot belly. It's not uncommon for top Olympic weight lifters to have a physique that has more of a resemblance to a bear's than a fitness contestant.

When you cross the line into actual obesity, however, you're medically unhealthy no matter how you slice it because the excessive weight and high blood pressure begins straining numerous vital organs with detrimental long term effects.
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thong Heihachi or gtfo


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LoD's Kongol was a pain to use in the party because the moss would grow back by the time it was his turn again.
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I'm glade she survived.
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RebelElite791 posted...

prince_leo posted...

scar the 1 posted...

Meghan Markle is like unfairly, insanely good looking

Pointy elbows etc

Omg she's always sucking down oxygen too, what a fat bitch! She needs to go on a diet.
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GODTIER posted...

It has to be someone from Chrono Cross

Like over half the roster.

CC was such an incomplete mess.
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Okay, so who did you ship Harry with...?
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Fan service for the world's Thermites.
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For scat enthusiasts it's a booty call.
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Ballstopshere posted...

Makes me remember the South Park episode where the girls go crazy for Matt Lauer

Oddly enough he did actually have a notable approval rating among older female viewers for a balding tv host. This must have felt like a punch to their boobs...
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I inseminate it while my bf watches.

I love Thanksgiving.


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inappropriate sexual behavior in the workplace

Such as......?

Usually these articles describe what the offense actually was.
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RE_expert44 posted...

"I don't think that in everyday course of business, we poop our pants or go around defecating ourselves," his attorney Jonathan Marco said.

Well no shit.

Oh wait....
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MySpace angles.
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It's a grey area to me, because there's serious risk involved with M/F partners producing via incest. I consider that a distinct ethical issue that can be harmful to the offspring. While at the same time it would be hypocritical of me to condone incest between partners who can't reproduce with each other.

Gay culture actually has had a long lived subset of couples which are incestuous. It happens and the cultural norms basically promote a "live and let live" response to it. And even some conservative outsiders are fine with looking the other way because "oh well, it's not like a baby can happen with that".

I've personally met and socialized with incestuous couples on numerous occasions (often unexpectedly). Some of them were siblings. While others were parent & son/daughter couples (despite issues of legality). For the most part, they behaved much like regular couples aside from the factor of incest. There was immediate awkwardness when their "secret" was out, I didn't feel anything particularly jarring about their behavior when it was a couple that couldn't reproduce with each other. Weird, yes, but you see a lot of relationships in LGBT culture that would be unusual compared to the predominate hetero norm. I've grown desensitized to a lot of it.

I think the possibility of creating kids through incest is a serious issue to be concern about. Yet I don't believe cracking down on consensual couples is how to properly safeguard against that possibility, which not every incest couple is even capable of.

There's also the issue of parents grooming their under-aged kids into becoming sexual partners, which I do not condone at all. However, I've met couples in which the "kid" made a consensual choice of legal age to sexually pursue their parent and...as strange as that is...I didn't feel it was an issue to be outraged about. Once they're legal, I just stop giving a fuck how other people's consensual relationships work. If they're genuinely happy together, I don't see a reason to cry foul.
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Which Wonder of the World do you find the most impressive?

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Lusamine's hair looks oddly plastic, even for an anime centered series.
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As a nurse, I lift plenty of older men on a daily basis. Most of them don't give a shit about "emasculating factors" anymore; they just want assistance so they're not in constant pain and shitting themselves.
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NeonOctopus posted...

Seriously though, fuck Rotomdex >_>

Go for it, you two have my blessing.
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Most gym goers who are 50+ do it primarily to maintain their physical independence.
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Those in a relationship, do you still deed to porn?

Yeah, with bf. Sometimes we get off to our own vids.
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-I'm a gay male
-Boyfriend likes the muscles
-I'm a registered nurse and witness daily why bothering to lift weights to maintain physical independence is not a laughing matter...

Basically if you're a fat fuck with noodle limbs in your youth and never bother to change any of that after age 50, have fun spending 65+ in an uncomfortable wheelchair or even a bed because that's where you're headed (incontinence too). Walkers and canes are for the old people who actually took up daily exercise mid-life to avoid a wheelchair. Most seniors who are 70-90+ and are still mobile without equipped assistance were at least marginally athletic the majority of their lives (no phase of obesity after age 21, no diabetes, etc).

You want to be able to keep physically independent as an old man up to at least age 90 and stave off a bunch of crippling conditions that make life miserable? Exercise. Daily. With luck, you can even survive that long on a shitty diet; you just have to make sure you get off your ass and break a sweat once a day. Keeping a weight lifting regimen is key for an average man to "age gracefully".
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Nah, I got big balls and I lift. The best I can do comfortably is cross my ankles.
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Does anyone here actually from Japan have any insight?

Because the anecdotes from the rest are useless...
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I don't hate parents with children.
I hate parents who tell me I need to run out and make children just because they did.

It's like social drinkers who can't be comfortable unless they make sure everyone around them is drunk too...

No one's obligated to share their insecurity.
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NurseRedHeart posted...

Why can't the fathers do all that?

wtf i told you he IS the father

mama knows how to twerk out of a ticket
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