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I'm gay as fuck and even I think that's a fair, next.
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Wtf is with this "left right" bullshit? Why bother bringing that up?

Everyone on that show could be a leftist and still end up disagreeing with India. Deal with it.
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I would play Seasons first since it's more straight-forward play. Ages is like round 2 with the puzzles.

Doesn't really matter though; the order doesn't affect the final chapter.
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armandroBR
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So many creepy crunches.
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As a little kid, I used to carry around Ziplock bags of Honey Nut Cheerios as a survival snack. It was something my bf and I bonded over since he did the same thing with Cocoa Puffs.
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Darmik posted...

Is it alright if I pull out my dick in this topic?

About damn time.


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Looks good, but I never heard of it until now.
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Danky Kang bang bang.


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Now I want to see stereotypical Knuckles reps from all nations.
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I admit I was surprised.
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EverDownward posted...

Do you know the way?

You do not know the way...

ptoo ptoo ptoo ptoo!
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It's a common thing for old women to do to male nurses too.

Sometimes getting my ass pinched is the only way to get certain female residents to take their damn medications.
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Smelly Cat
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NibeIungsnarf posted...

Like Disney wanted money so they slapped some shit together while having a great laugh about it and released it to the public.

Nope, Disney's never done that before.

Excuse me, watching The Little Mermaid VII: Ursula's New Groove.
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Male strippers have been doing it for decades.
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Oprah could do it. It's just unlikely she would have an interest for it outside of interview cloud talk.
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Did your shoulder at least give you consent first?
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Restroom urinals painted in punch Kool-Aid.
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Obviously fake (no height req), but it's also satire poking fun at actual people who do have those kinds of cringy online profiles. They're a fringe that unfortunately do exist.

The silver lining is that these cringe-inducing people rarely ever get what they're demanding. And as Admiral suggested, they eventually settle for what they can get in desperation (usually with a person who might only meet a small fraction of the original criteria). That's if they're lucky. Plenty of them don't even get that far because their standards are too steep and impractical in regards to what they offer in return.

Reality typically wins out in the end.

That being said, these people still have the equal right to advertise their personal standards when looking to date. They just accept a higher unlikelihood of success that goes along with it. Some of them even use their repulsive standards as a conveniently flattering excuse for covering up the fact that their dating success is poor anyway...
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That's what you get for not transporting it anally.
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Technically that statement is false, since it's possible to survive living within the boundaries of laws.
It just might hinder some of the things you want to do due to being illegal.

But whatever, anime...
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jesus i wouldn't wish that on anybody
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I've taken them in my ass.
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SVU was hilarious and memeworthy with a tolerable cast.

Criminal Intent had okay plots, but Robert Goren's grandstanding reached cringey levels in later seasons. It got to the point where he was practically mind-reading the perps. Leave that shit for Sherlock Holmes...
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Whatever you say, Duncan Donuts.
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winged Mexican airforce 2 stronk
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Fin_Dawg_004 posted...

leaving the toilet seat up
m i rite ladies?

How dare you make a joke about leaving the toilet seat up! You think it's a game?! People have suffered PTSD and lost their lives to misplaced toilet seats.


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orange news
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I'm not a fan of the guy, but he did manage to squeeze into the White House while publically talking shit all over the place and being one of the most hated US presidential candidates ever.

That's no small feat in this global multi-media decade.

Despite what political critics can't accept, pulling off what Trump has still requires some functional brain cells. And regardless of his presidency, he's going to still be exceptionally well off after his terms. There's not really any significant lost victories there...
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Reads like a copypasta.
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asexual + asexual = super friends
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When you got two grown men sleeping in the same bed, we're lucky to stay covered at all.
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Technically yes.
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MarqueeSeries posted...

How ya gonna explain finding her on there

Easily explainable as "my friend saw you ".
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A lot of the most physically symmetrical men are around 5'6"-5'10", especially when it comes to peak physiques.

Being tall has it's own aesthetic quality, but the human anatomy tends to skew from common ideals the taller the person is (ie: horse face, sinewy yet gangly looks, flatter ass, etc). Hence why tall AND physically attractive men are a minority. They're products of a crossroads bearing two different attractive physical qualities that don't regularly meet. To put it bluntly: they're kind of a fluke.

It's much easier to find a shapely symmetrical man between 5'6"-5'11" than it is a man taller than 6'. That's why notably tall men who still look glamorous in appearance are prized so much more. They're significantly less common despite how much they're plastered all over media (which deliberately seeks them out).
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She should have been happy you didn't punt the chewy little fucker into traffic.
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Lost_All_Senses posted...

Darkman124 posted...

almost no women in 2018 are rich

Wat

It's why a bunch of them got osteoporosis, because they ain't even rich in calcium.


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Have you ever been the only guy around 10 women before?

Yes, that's a typical shift for a male nurse.
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Funny thing about being both praised and hated nationally: a bunch of the haters will still buy your wares just to laugh at it with peers (conveniently overlooking that by doing that they still contributed to you in multiple ways).
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Foppe posted...

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Did he ever hint at why?
Did he do anything else that seemed antagonistic during the game?
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Pvp games are magnets for over-competitive rage junkies. They're going to say whatever they figure will trigger you, especially when the player base is over 30% minors. Teens, in particular, have a lot of bottled up rage.

There's also a lot of adult gamers who have been stockpiling that rage since they were teens, eager to dish it out on any target they can legally get away with trashing.
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Nah, your friend's nipple dicks are just erect.
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By cartoon physics, she should fall through the floor.
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O3o


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