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darkphoenix181 posted...

what is the white stuff on the right side black dude's arm?

Looks like the skin condition vitiligo.
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Ehhh he's had a couple that were hot looking, but definitely not hot sounding. Their personalities were immediate turn offs and I was always hearing how they treated their partners like shit.
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Godammit, leave Marshawn Lynch out of this. The man has been through enough.


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What's triggering your arousal?

You can probably pin point what (or who) it is.
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You body recycles any unused sperm every couple days. It doesn't build up for long.

As a virile male, however, you may begin to feel discomfort from not experiencing the endorphin release after several days. The healthier you are, the more antagonizing that feeling will be ("blue balls").

In other words: if you don't sexually satisfy yourself at least once a week and your libido is still dead like a cold fish....you might have health issues you're not aware of. Healthy young men typically have surging libidos as well. They go hand in hand. Doesn't mean every guy is rushing out to get laid, but most healthy men begin to feel tension when they haven't popped off in a while. That's just nature.

Even most asexuals are cranking it once in a while....
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Would you let your gf/wife explain why she cheated?

Why not?

Listening to her explanation doesn't mean forgiveness.
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refmon posted...

How do I even respond

"k"
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Do you guys care about the dude in porn?

Only when he's inside another dude.
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closetkpopfan posted...

Sounds like your boss is ****ing the new girl.

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Breaking: Saudi Arabia will now allow women to drive their husbands to work.

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Never mind that someone as emotionally unstable as that should not be working as a surgeon...
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"I know I can fit inside your dad just fine."
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why the hell would you be trying to talk to girls at an ATM?

that's creepy, wtf wrong with you
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Basically what your life will be like when you're old.
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DrizztLink posted...

Behaviorism posted...

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ClockworkHare posted...

I know there's one for vagina called Cooter's.

they had that in one of the Harold and Kumar movies. they go to a rich guy's house and he has all these hostesses walking around with no bottoms on, serving guests

Even better, I would absolutely love for my meal to be served by women wearing no bottom at all

Pretty sure that violates a few health and safety laws.

Nah, that would be Pooter's.
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Having a big fancy wedding is a privilege.

Can't afford it, don't do it.
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I know there's one for vagina called Cooter's.
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It's not the beards.
It's attractive men with beards.

Most women like attractive men.
Most women like attractive men who often happen to have noticeable facial hair.
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Pepys Monster posted...

He says he wants to stop the patriarchy. How do you react?

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Turbam posted...

Is that a man butt?

As an expert in plugging man ass, I can confirm it is not a man's ass.
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muscle dude + skinny jeans = trying too hard

don't need skin tight pants to show off your gains when you're swole and don't skip leg day
that bubble butt will show through baggies

some guys hit all their muscle groups and still look top heavy, just genetics
they look like shit in skinny jeans that make their legs look smaller

those ripped guys wearing skinnies in porn shots don't wear them casually
they would get a rash so fast...
they already look hot in anything, they don't need to suffocate their junk all day in small pants
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That_Happened posted...

I've heard this from some of my woman friends as well. Not just Indians though. Foreign guys were regularly professing their love immediately, or going on and on about their beauty.

Do those approaches have a higher rate of success in other countries?
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Just satisfy yourself.
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Wherethisfeom posted...

This happened

It did and it is how he came to study the chivalrous blade.
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His momma did raise a fool.
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32 years and probably slept 28 of them.
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Callixtus posted...

Asherlee10 posted...

Callixtus posted...

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Callixtus posted...

The only women on this board can't even have children so you're asking the wrong people about the custody stuff.

Who are you talking about?

Oh, you know exactly what I mean.

No, I don't.

Shame.

Are you trying to be cryptic because you think it's cool, or what?

Are you always this obtuse?

Trans women can't give birth.


There, scaredy cat, all done.
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Lum posted...

I've got worse problems

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cnekans posted...

ClockworkHare posted...

cnekans posted...

Oh man. I went from 260 pounds to 230 pounds

I'm glad to hear the laxatives helped you.

You joke but this diet makes me shit like clockwork.

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cnekans posted...

Oh man. I went from 260 pounds to 230 pounds

I'm glad to hear the laxatives helped you.
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Asherlee10 posted...

20 and just graduated from high school 2 months ago?

Also, she seems nice enough, but definitely could use some time for personal development and growth.

You're being too generous.

That profile is like one big blog post repeating "ISSUES" over and over again rofl.

Polycosm posted...

Also, red flag for the list of huge expenses she'll want to spend your money on.

Bingo~
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If making it to a local gym is not an option, then one of your goals is going to inevitably have to be piecing together your own home gym. That means having enough room somewhere in your home for just gym equipment/machines. And it's doable; I've done it. Just realize that is what you're going to have to do and it's not going to be cheap. Not if you want to get swole.

People just get used to seeing gyms everywhere they don't bother to set one up at home, which is not a comfortable option for everybody. Some of the largest, most ripped guys I have ever known made their own home gyms. They either dedicated a room to it, their garage, their basement, whatever. They loaded it up with equipment over time and lifted whenever the fuck they felt like it. And these weren't just fit guys. We're talking Ronnie Coleman swole.

A gym membership can be nice, but you don't NEED one to get big. You just need to be resourceful. Before you try, make sure you got a place of residence where you're sure to be staying for a few years. Good equipment is not easy to move. If you're sitting in a dinky little apartment with iffy rent conditions, you need to prioritize fixing that before weight lifting...
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I would like a remake of Legend of Dragoon. Just not an exact remake. Nostalgia aside, the original game still had a bunch of gameplay flaws that would make it very stale today. The lore and characters were fine, but the battle system was too basic with not enough abilities outside of Dragoon mode(which was very limiting). Additions were cool, but they should never have been 90% of what you did in combat...
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Just looks like your average catalog model getting talked into wearing something embarrassingly niche and uncomfortable just for the sake of selling it.
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Actually there have been male versions of "sexy barista" businesses, but they are few and far between because most guys who look that good can easily get better employment than passing out drinks. It's also significantly less practical for them to have such a low end job in a society where men are more often critiqued on their incomes. Being hot looking still doesn't exclude them from what most women expect in a man.

Hundreds of bikini babe women working as low income waitresses and baristas still snag high paid boyfriends and husbands. It's extremely rare for the opposite to happen, no matter how hot looking the guy is.


Not too long ago, we had a firemen-themed coffee hut locally and large young muscular firemen wearing tank tops would pleasantly serve drinks. The guys were acclaimed as being very attractive. It actually didn't stay open for long simply due to a lack of interest. It became a popular stop for lgbt guys, but only old women would occasionally go there for coffee. And the drinks were fine; they usually made them well. Not enough other women were interested.

Bottom line: it really wasn't the business model. It was just women in general not being as thirsty as men when it comes to who serves their drinks.
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How does being a non-binary gender work?

It's when someone basically goes through life declaring that gender doesn't matter, except all the times they're constantly informing other people what their gender status is.


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Fin_Dawg_004 posted...

dude says "i believe in first amendment and BOOBS" hur hur hur, and brooke is the mental case

For fussing over something that trivial?



This is "Hugh Mungous" all over again rofl. She bothered to write an article about it. Like it was the meat and potatoes of the whole thing. It says she had nothing better to write about, so she just went with the social outrage angle for clickbait.
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That profile just sounds like a trolling account.
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ShinigamiSoul posted...

All you need is a pretty face really

Sometimes, yes.

There's plenty of women who will still jump fences to be with a wimp who's drop dead handsome, just like a bunch of men would for a bimbo with big tits.

For long term, however, most women want a man who's got confidence (because they inevitably plan on dumping a ton of life tasks on him). A confident pack mule is considered a good pack mule...
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The theory I've heard most was that prehistoric humans learned to fear early arachnids which were more deadly on average. Letting a creepy crawly escape could have meant a tribe member dying later to a potent bite before the creation of anti-venoms. The instinct to swat is supposedly a reaction to avoid getting bitten. Mothers would have had a natural incentive to obliterate any dangerous invaders coming into her children's environment.

Plus the little egg legged bastards look intensely alien compared to the anatomy of other creatures we're used to. They have 8 legs, 8 eyes, large venomous fangs, and scurry about like walking detached hands.

I think jumping spiders and daddy long legs are harmlessly cute, but you have to be in deep denial to not recognize how the appearance of less docile arachnids could spark a shock response from most people. Especially when so many of them remember the first painful bite they got in childhood...
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saspa posted...

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White people just amuse me. Europeans are so fundamentally different from us it's staggering.

It's not exclusively a white people thing.
Parental negligence is apparent to some degree in all racial demographics.

There's sites practically dedicated to showing how ridiculous and careless a diverse population can be and it's not noticeably restricted to certain racial groups. People leaving their newborns alone on counter tops while grabbing coffee or beer is a thing. And not just white people do it often...
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Standardized conformity.
Gender expectations.
Popularity of sex.
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Remember that part in FF7 where Hojo forced Aeris to fuck a pokemon?

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