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Irony posted...

A giant circumcised one

Mara may be uncut and just always aroused.

Yeah, the only thing I know about Persona is that it has a giant penis monster in a chariot.

Yeah, that's the only reason Xander didn't have to live with eating a man alive on his conscience. While his hyena bros were eating the principal, he was trying to rape Buffy.

It also doesn't help that I've seen people make that exact argument without the sarcasm lol.

ROBANN_88 posted...

okay, it's been a very long time since i saw season 1.
i can cope with the evil and the hyena part

but where are you getting lesbian Xander from?

Xander was the pack leader, hyenas are matriarchal, and he tried to rape Buffy when he was possessed by the hyena spirit.

Thus, evil lesbian hyena Xander.

ROBANN_88 posted...

we don't talk about the hyena episode

Lemme tell you, fanfic loves the hyena episode. Probably because evil lesbian hyena Xander is fairly attractive.

The Flash also had a musical episode, but I was extremely disappointed by it. The whole point of a musical episode is to have the main characters sing, even if they aren't great at it. Instead, the Flash just cherrypicked actors that were on Broadway, even if they were barely connected to the Flash. They also only bothered to have one original song.

Buffy and Scrubs got it right.

ROBANN_88 posted...

I absolutely love that episode and orten find myself randomly singing some of the songs, most often either Giles song or Spikes song.

One thing that bothered me though. They go through some effort to try and figure out what's causing it (do a whole song about it)
And then at the end Xander goes like "oh, is this that summoning spell i did to bring in some music?"
And noone even cares.
Like, wtf dude

Read a fanfic once where the reason he says that is because when he was a hyena in S1, he banged a half-demon girl and had a little demon kid that he was keeping secret. She was the one that actually summoned Sweet and he was keeping her out of trouble.

Honestly makes way more sense. In the show, it just makes Xander a cock.

Alteres posted...

wtf is this word salad it looks like a basic parkour shooter except they reskinned the guns

random_man9119 posted...

It's nothing like Dark Souls... or whatever "strandlike" is... It's just an open world FPS (except with magic instead of guns) with horror elements...

Jagr_68 posted...

???
I think you're confusing that with Deathloop which was also a Bethesda published FPS for PS5, had roguelite elements, and also hasn't sold decently to expectations.

I think ya'll are being wooshed pretty hard.

DocDelicious posted...

You could emulate it.

The PS3 is apparently hard to emulate for some reason which is probably why Sony is doing PS3 streaming instead of just letting you play them normally. I dunno if MGS4 works.

When my family first got a DVD player, we rented a movie from Blockbuster. When we put it in, it only had the special features and deleted scenes, so we figured they gave us the wrong one. My dad went to return it and his first words when he walked back in the door was, "I hate technology."

Turns out it was a two-sided disc.

Sonic Cannon posted...

Is it actually that good? I watched the first few episodes a couple years back and just kind of fell off it. When will I know if I should be enjoying it?

The first season is the worst one and the only one I'd say has "filler" in that it spends way too much time on things it could have sped up a little.

MICHALECOLE posted...

Oddish are intelligent creatures you monster

Then why do they walk right into the thresher?

Why would they waste farmland and labor on growing crops when you can murder an Oddish for salad?

Is there a tomato Pokemon?

What would they make ketchup out of in the Pokemon world?

MICHALECOLE posted...

Okay its trump can we talk about seels now

Do you think Trump would eat Seels?

You don't know that it tastes bad coming out, you've never tried it.

Oh, speaking of depressing games that make you cry, Telltale's The Walking Dead. This was (is?) Telltale's whole genre.

Aside from TWD, A Wolf Among Us is great and I've heard good things about their Borderlands and Batman games.

DC tends to be more broken than Marvel and my guess is that both of them are far more broken that a hedgehog who can't outrun a fat dude in a hovercar.

Cleo_II posted...

Wordle 339 6/6*

lol what were your guesses? I don't think I could even think of one more word that started with those letters.

Quorthon109 posted...

Soma

God, what a depressing game <_<

The Vanishing of Ethan Carter. If you keep up with Epic's free games, you should have this one. Be warned that there's some spooky bits in it though.

Wordle 340 6/6*








Who knew mouch was a word?

Kisai posted...

Americans asking Masuda in an interview if a Pokmon is based on Trump reminds me of the early 2000s, when another American site asked Nintendo in an interview if Tingle was gay. Like, no, obviously not. But they asked anyway.

Tingle may not be gay, but he definitely isn't straight.

He's just Tingle.

MICHALECOLE posted...

I dont know what any of that means, but damn

• Shadow Tag stops your opponent from escaping or switching out.
• Focus Sash stops you from being killed in one move.
• Destiny Bond means the opposing Pokemon dies when you do.
• Explosion is a high-damaging move that kills yourself.
• Perish Song is more-or-less a status effect that starts a 4-turn countdown that kills you when it hits 0.
• Spore puts you to sleep.
• Experience yield is how much experience a Pokemon gives.
• Catch rate determines how difficult it is to catch.

I've not played Pokemon Clover, but my assumption is that there's at least one area in the game where these guys are as common as Zubats and they're perfectly engineered to be as obnoxious as they possibly can.

Irony posted...

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/0/2/AAJHVqAADRAm.jpg

4chan made a Pokemon game once. This is Motherfuck:
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/1/0/AAGadeAADRAu.jpg

Its speed is 90. Its defense is 115. Its special defense is 100. Its ability is Shadow Tag. Wild ones are found holding Focus Sash. Its only known moves are Destiny Bond, Explosion, Perish Song, and Spore. Its experience yield is 5 (for reference, Zubat's is 49). Its catch rate is 15, lower than everything but legendaries.

MICHALECOLE posted...

And they said it wasnt

not sure what youre trying to tell me

That even the dude who runs GameFreak says there's a startling similarity, so it's not really a reach to say they look similar.

MICHALECOLE posted...

if you see this guy and think about trump, thats on you I think

Bruh, they asked Masuda about it
https://www.forbes.com/sites/olliebarder/2016/10/20/it-turns-out-that-gumshoos-from-pokemon-sun-and-moon-is-not-based-on-donald-trump/?sh=35e4b4514dfc

MICHALECOLE posted...

What

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/5/6/AAGadeAADQ_4.jpg

^Yeah, that's what I was talking about. She's too young to really know about sex at the time, so she doesn't know what's happening. It doesn't salaciously describe the details, it's her perspective of what happened. The descriptions are only gross because it's a man dry humping his twelve-year-old daughter, it doesn't detail it.

I absolutely reject the idea that writing a story on that subject and how it impacted her life makes him horny.

Shadow20201 posted...

Surprised no one mentioned Gerald's Game yet.

That doesn't really fall into him being horny tbh. It doesn't really describe any sexual acts. The closest it comes is an extremely child-like interpretation of molestation and even then it's not at all explicit.

The neighbor kid in Mr. Mercedes made me realize that I don't think he's ever had a black character who doesn't speak with that extremely played-up ebonics at some point.

au_gold posted...

Out of curiosity, what do people think his worst book/story is?

I think the most bored I've been with one is Bag of Bones, but it apparently was reviewed very well. I forget exactly which stories I disliked in it, but Bazaar of Bad Dreams is apparently a collection of stories he had for a while and didn't really publish and I remember thinking that it showed.

Rose Madder is another one I can see people disliking, it gets super dumb at the end.

Ruvan22 posted...

Was that the movie with Samuel Jackson?

Yes. For reference, the character he's playing is a small gay accountant in the original book which did not inspire me with confidence in the adaptation. And reading the summary, they kind of ruined the plot which wasn't his best to begin with.

I'm willing to give him a shot, but I'm about 60% sure he's going to decide humans are the cause of climate change and wipe us out.

Flauros posted...

Thats something that porn sites do to let you know what the best part is

This.

Sounds like a useful feature in theory, but I don't really skip around Youtube videos like I do porn.

Yeah, the short story collections are a good shout.

Or you could start at the beginning with Carrie.

Pet Semetary and Revival are the scariest books he's written, though the latter is more in an existential dread way.

MaxEffingBemis posted...

And Pet Semetary he details a pretty graphic scene of the dudes wife giving him a hand job in the tub with I think a spongy cleaning glove.

I have zero memory of this.

Flauros posted...

Or tommyknockers where a girl is turned into an alien and forces her sister to eat her now tentacled vag until she is knocked out.

This one either, but I believe this one because Tommyknockers is by far his most coked out work.

Is he hot?

Darkprince35 posted...

Im asking you because firefighters were also barred from wearing their uniform. As I stated before, so whats wrong with their uniform

The article explicitly states that they did not forbid firefighters from wearing their uniform.

tremain07 posted...

it seems more like it's making fun of Twitter than Musk

That makes sense since

SuperShake666 posted...

Scott Adams is a white supremacist holocaust denier.

RustyReborn posted...

I never knew that about the Ducky actress, holy hell!

For me, the most gut punching part of the story is that her gravestone has "Yep, yep, yep!" engraved on it.