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The second one is more likely to lead to the end of the human race so I guess the first one.

I immediately went to Henry Cavill, but he might be too old.

PartRaptor posted...

What the fuck?

Well that escalated quickly.

Actual lyrics:

I'm a blond bimbo girl in a fantasy world
Dress me up, make it tight, I'm your dolly
You're my doll, rock'n'roll, feel the glamour in pink
Kiss me here, touch me there, hanky panky

Make me walk, make me talk, do whatever you please
I can act like a star, I can beg on my knees
Come jump in, bimbo friend, let us do it again
Hit the town, fool around, let's go party

You can touch
You can play
If you say, "I'm always yours"
You can touch
You can play
If you say, "I'm always yours"

Most people think Barbie Girl is an upbeat song about the doll when it's actually about a woman so desperate for love that she'll let her boyfriend treat her like a mindless sex toy so long as he stays with her.

Hayame Zero posted...

Yeah, I don't see why people are talking about how bad it is when it just looks as bad as every other CW show

This looks way worse than any other CW DC show tbh.

MasterofChaos posted...

I haven't noticed a shit ton of them in Elden Ring tbh

Fromsoft fucks you in different ways.

UnfairRepresent posted...

I meant if Pokemon was being made for the frist time today dude.

Nintendo's like the only company that doesn't put a shitload of microtransactions in their game.

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I'm pretty sure they do it because they get a hundred thousand people bothering them about watching a movie they have no interest in seeing and who would complain if they did because they dislike it.

DyE's Fantasy is one I can't actually post. It's about four teenagers, two boys and two girls, sneaking into a pool at night. One of the girls is pretty hesitant about everything, but the other one's pretty into it. The latter one jumps into the pool with her boyfriend and after swimming for a while, they start making out and he starts playing with her.

Meanwhile the other girl is getting hit on by the other guy and she's not into it. She jumps into the pool to get away from his attempt at a kiss and freaks out when she sees something moving around in the crotch of her shorts. She gets back out and she and the dude discover that the other couple have somehow mutated. The guy's arm has turned into a phallic worm-like tentacle which is all the way inside the girl. He yanks it out and attacks them, ripping the clothes off the other boy. The girl leaps at the guy's groin, her entire upper body opening up into a toothy mouth, and bites at his groin.

The virginal girl is trying to escape, but the door is locked and she can't reach the window they climbed through. The tentacle guy has another penis-tentacle burst out of his head and the other two have melded together into a Silent Hill monster. She leaps into the pool to get away from them and discovers that there's no bottom. She climbs out of the bottom of the pool and emerges from a pool atop a cliffside. She looks up to see a giant Lovecraftian monster which burns the eyes out of her skull, killing her.

BlingBling22947 posted...

What service?

Netflix is the one that did it to me a few minutes ago.

*streaming service pops up an overlay that prevents you from seeing the screen*

Why.

Ivany2008 posted...

Demogorgons are from D&D. A version of them was featured on Stranger Things. That version was a monster with a head that opened up like a flower. Traditionally they look like this:

I assume TC is talking about the Stranger Things one. It wouldn't be much of a hypothetical if you were being hunter by an 18-foot-tall demon god with two baboon heads.

I feel like I could definitely run faster than S1 Dustin so sure

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Beat Scoredle on this one.

Norman_Smiley posted...

I'm guessing this means Carol and Tyrese are critical in saving the day. Oh I really hope none of the named characters get eaten. That's so fucked. I bet they eat Eugene first. Maybe Abraham. Unless they have some gross discussion on why some race / gender / body type is better or worse than others. On the surface Eugene seems most edible.

RLM once had this discussion and I think I agree with them. You don't want a fat guy, that's just fatty meat. I think Eugene or Tyrese would be better.

For reference, they decided Shaq was the best choice.
https://youtu.be/X4WzW8wYr0o?t=2663

Cthulhu Saves the World, I suppose. He's pretty explicit about planning to end the world when he gets his powers back and there's a fake-out ending with that, but the narrator says that's a bad ending and changes it so that he learned the power of friendship.

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I think he means that she was being a asshat for petty reasons, not that she was fired for petty reasons.

A5modeu5 posted...

How awesome would it have been if the headphones disconnected while Max was being levitated and she just got gruesomely killed of in front of her friends.

I will say that I generally don't worry about the main cast in this show and I was like 70% sure they weren't going to show Max being brutally murdered on screen, but the show did a good enough job that I still wasn't sure right up to the end.

doa snorlax is america???????

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Oh, I misread it as, "What was the controversy that drove her off?"

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Turns out she's a huge bitch

Yeah, I find it weird that in the month and a half or so I've been playing this, there's not been one video game or movie or book.

Batman also just got launched out of a plane and hit with the shockwave of a nuclear missile, so he's probably just a little cranky lol.

IIRC, that was meant to be the start of a plotline where Batman left the League, but it never ended up happening.

DarthAragorn posted...

They're losers in the 80s? Idk

No, I know why they gave poor Noah Schnapp that awful bowl cut, I just don't get people are who are turned on by them in the show.

I'm a little confused just because all of the kid characters just look goofy as fuck in the show. Lucas is the only one that isn't dressed and/or styled super weirdly.

ragnarokius posted...

He's not great at endings.

I remember cutting the epilogue of the dark tower out of the book and warning everyone against reading it.

Nowadays I mean.. I guess it's alright but fuck if I didn't hate it then.

To be fair, there's a chapter that literally tells you to do that lol

In contrast to the previous poster, I think it only becomes good when it stops being a show about pre-Batman GCPD. In fact, I think that's just a massive who cares plotline because it'd just be one of a thousand cop shows, this one just has the occasional character named after a Batman villain.

When it just blatantly becomes a Batman show without Batman, that's when it gets good. It becomes incredibly fucking stupid, but it's stupid in a gloriously entertaining way.

Punished_Blinx posted...

Why do these people hate Bill Gates so much but idolize most other billionaires.

He tries to help people.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/7/9/AAGadeAADSRf.jpg

CE_gonna_CE posted...

Were totally not in Idiocracy right now. Nope.

Stop comparing us to that movie, it's such a dumb fucking take. The government in Idiocracy sought out the smartest person in the country, asked him how he'd solve problems, and followed his suggestion even though it went directly against the largest corporation in America.

Wesker knows what he likes and morality will not get in the way.

Joelypoely posted...

World of Warcraft

This is a good shout too. It's fallen from grace quite a bit, but I think new players can still hit that feeling.

Haven't been to one in years, but usually three. I'll get a main plate, a smaller second helping, and a little dessert.

Elden Ring immediately came to mind, though it does start to wear off.

The only time I've done something like is when I bought a few games at GameStop. I didn't bother checking to see if they all worked and when I went to play Horizon: Zero Dawn a few months later, it wouldn't even load. So I bought another copy of it, made sure that one worked, and returned the broken one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3q7ExHaKt2M

Fuck this one tbh.

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So close on that third one.

https://batman.fandom.com/wiki/An_Innocent_Guy

Suikoden420 posted...

Yeah i slogged through 1400 pages of useless backstory and buildup in the extended version only to end using a cheat code.

that was when i realized he was over rated.

The backstory and buildup is my favorite part tbh. I think the book definitely starts getting worse when they all get to Boulder.

OoT is pretty lively for its time, I think. Hyrule Field is the only empty area, there are plenty of NPCs in the towns.

Twilight Princess is emptier tbh.

Norman_Smiley posted...

Also learn that the guy who knocked unconscious was out for like hours but now is completely fine. Lol at how Hollywood thinks getting knocked unconscious works.

Maybe he's dead and he's just a really advanced zombie.

LinkFanatic posted...

Is that supposed to be offensive? because to me...it wasn't. It's a novel, ffs.

Or were you just highlighting how exaggerated that ending was?

When did he say that it was offensive? He just said it was bad. And deus ex machina is generally accepted to be a bad way to end things and that's usually not even as literal as God actually factually no-argument about it reaching down and killing the bad guy.

I did like the epilogue though.

"My name is Russel Faraday. I'VE COME TO MAKE YOU CIVILIZED!"


specialkid8 posted...

It's pretty odd but not really that bad. However, I will never forgive him for the end of The Dark Tower. Seven god damn books building up to a wombo combo of back to back horseshit.

I actually don't hate the very ending of the Dark Tower which is what I think most people dislike, but I don't really love the getting there.

au_gold posted...

Its funny that 8(?) books got condensed into a 90-minute movie.

And it might be because Im unfamiliar with the source material, but I kinda liked the movie.

I never watched the movie and knew nothing about it, but my impression is that it really just adapts the first book very badly.

lww99 posted...

Titans are back, bitches

This is one thing that annoyed me tbh. Season 1 made no mention of the Titans being a thing. Like at all. But then in the first episode, they act like we're already supposed to know they existed.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arcade_(Marvel_Comics)

:(

Green is not a creative color.