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Really dumb you can't say that C-word. But what about the other C-word that refers to male genitalia? Is that one allowed?
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A multivitamin and vitamin D when I bother to take them, but I rarely do. They aren't prescribed or anything.
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Knew this was gonna be about Perfect Dark. Hilarious weapon.
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Just my mortgage. I don't think that should count, though.
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I watched Prometheus yesterday on a flight, after watching Aliens. Last week I watched Alien. I've seen all these films before, though. About to get on another flight and I'll watch Alien: Covenant. The plane also had Alien 3 and Resurrection, but I'm skipping those, lol.

Alien is one of my favourite movies. Aliens is also pure greatness. I enjoy Prometheus but it is quite flawed.
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I've been enjoying Crash Team Racing and RE2 quite a bit lately. I don't have my original PSX console anymore though, just playing them on the PS2. Just wish Dual Shock 2 controllers weren't so expensive...does anyone know of a decent replacement? I've tried the Nexilux or whatever knock-off brand on Amazon, but the build quality is so cheap they break easily.
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Caucasian.
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Jack says some pretty over-the-top stuff, but it's meant to be funny, in a dark sort of way. There is one small exchange between Jack and Ethan that's kind of funny, not really cheesy though.
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WhinyZach posted...

I'd more likely never buy a new car.

This. Cars depreciate so much over the first two years, it just seems like such a waste of money to buy new.
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Remember that bloody training course in Driver? It took me like an entire afternoon just to get to the first real level.
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I could watch anything shot by Deakins. I'm so excited for this movie. I'm confident it will be worthy follow-up to the original.
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While I agree (I always used my secondary spec on my Ret Pally to tank dailies), good luck beating the enrage timer with no DPS.
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UnholyMudcrab posted...

GregShmedley posted...

I can't imagine that working out too well on a real one though.

It would wreck your hand. Arnold had to use a specially modified prop and very nearly broke his fingers when he accidentally tried it on a real model once.

It would work just fine if you changed the lever loop out for an enlarged one for flip-cocking, like they did in the film. The props they used were real guns, converted to fire blanks. They had one with an enlarged lever loop, and one with the standard lever, because the enlarged lever isn't as practical for regular use.

Just thought I would clarify, since you made sound like you can't flip-cock a "real" 1887.
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Led Zeppelin - II, IV, Physical Graffiti
Pink Floyd - Dark Side of the Moon, Wish You Were Here, Animals
King Crimson - In the Court of the Crimson King
The Velvet Underground - The Velvet Underground & Nico
Pearl Jam - Ten
Soundgarden - Superunknown
Wu-Tang Clan - Enter the Wu-Tang (36 Chambers)
Alice in Chains - Dirt, Jar of Flies
Nine Inch Nails - The Downward Spiral
Tool - Lateralus
Porcupine Tree - In Absentia
Temple of the Dog - s/t
Rage Against the Machine - s/t
Deftones - White Pony, Koi No Yokan
Isis - Oceanic, Panopticon

Queens of the Stone Age and Mastodon have a few really close ones, but I can't quite give them 10's. Primus too.
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Croc
Tomb Raider and TR2
Duke Nukem: A Time to Kill
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Thanks everyone.
Megaman50100 posted...

Who is the father?

Haha, if you knew what I looked like you wouldn't need to ask :P Judah is a near-clone of me when I was a baby.
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Yaridovich posted...

Having children is immoral

Why do you say that??
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NeuralLaxative posted...

9lbs...RIP vagina

Lol it's pretty amazing what the vagina can do. 9lbs wasn't even our largest, our second was over 10. Give it 5 or 6 weeks to heal (fortunately my wife's did not get mangled since we opted for a natural water birth) and it's as good as new.

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Parvenu posted...

We had a homebirth with our third, by far the best way to do it when mom and baby are fit and healthy. Congrats, bud.

stuff

CE gon' CE
Although if you are speaking from experience in the U.S., the U.S. does have an abnormally high rate of mortality for birthing mothers for a supposed first world nation. I'm not in the U.S. however. I can't recall but I'll have to look up the statistics.
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Thanks for the congrats guys. Let me try to address some of these...Returning_CEmen posted...

JScriv posted...

Our 4 year old stayed awake and joined us right after he was born. He loved it. He especially loved learning about the placenta and such. Dude is so curious.

This is a little weird.

Anyways congrats. 9lbs is big.

What's weird? We try to normalize things like that as much as possible. The more he understands, the less he fears when he gets older. There is this huge fear of pregnancy, labour and delivery, particularly in North America, and a lot of that comes from a lack of understanding and preparation. Besides, it's pretty awesome my wife can grow an extra (super-)organ for each pregnancy that brings life and nourishment to the baby. A lot of people don't even understand what a placenta is or does.

Our second son was 10lbs 5oz. Again, no tearing, no stitches. One of the benefits of water birthing.

ssj3vegeta posted...

Congrats, was there a doctor present? how safe is that whole underwater at home thing and whats good about it if you don't mind me asking

We had two midwives and a midwife student present. Water birthing is perfectly safe, the baby can breathe underwater as long as the umbilical has not been exposed to air yet. Once that happens, it stops supplying oxygen to the baby.

As far as benefits, off the top of my head it makes for a smoother transition for the baby (as they've been in amniotic fluid during their time in the womb), which results in generally a calmer baby when they're born. Since they continue to get oxygen from the umbilical while in the water, it's not such a big deal if the cord is around their neck. Also, the water acts as a counter-pressure to help the mother not tear during pushing. Like I said, my wife who's 5'4 was able to push a 10lb 5oz and a 9lb 1oz baby out without tearing at all via water birthing.

Home birthing is generally safe as most births don't actually require much in the way of medical interventions. Births at the hospital tend to go that way route though since stuff like oxytocin and epidurals are pushed onto the mothers by hospital staff. If there was any issue, we have a hospital ten minutes down the road with a good NICU.
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Thanks guys. My wife didn't even need so much as a stitch. She's tough :)

AMA I suppose.
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Our newest little one decided to come into the world last night.



Judah means "praised" and Andon means "invaluable, priceless, inestimable worth".

He was born peacefully at home in the water after just under 3 hours of active labor and 4 minutes of pushing. I caught him! My first catch lol. Our boys are in love with their newest little brother.

Our 4 year old stayed awake and joined us right after he was born. He loved it. He especially loved learning about the placenta and such. Dude is so curious.

Everyone is healthy and happy. Just going to spend the next week and a bit resting and relaxing around the house.
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I love Outbreak, never played File 2 though.

The load times suck, though. Particularly in the Outbreak scenario, with all the silly cutscenes. The AI can also be annoying, especially if you don't know how to manage them or understand their different personalities.

For example, you're trying to give an item to a certain partner, but the other one keeps taking it instead. Make sure you say their name first before you perform the 'Give Item' command. Also, they won't come grab the item if they are in a different room than you.

George will turn your herbs into pills if you give them to him, which will have different effects. Unless you need a particular pill, don't give him herbs.

Kevin is a great character to use as a new player. He is the fastest character, with the second-highest HP. His .45 Auto combined with pot shots is extremely powerful and enough to kill the bosses in at least 2 of the scenarios. His kick is also very useful to get past zombies. He's pretty much OP. His only downside is his virus gauge speed is pretty fast.

Stick with the game though. It has great mechanics, and is actually pretty great. I wouldn't try Very Hard difficulty with AI partners though, like the others have said. Hard can be frustrating, but still doable.

EDIT: When you get to The Hive, you might want to just look up the elevator codes. The way to actually figure them out is really obtuse. It's possible but can be annoying your first time. I don't know if it's even possible to figure out the code to access the roof.
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Probably talk to him and try to figure out how he came to those conclusions. Particularly the flat-Earth thing. That just seems so ridiculous.
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Gonna go with Rage Against the Machine. Rush and Rolling Stones are great too obviously but I'm not as familiar with them. Same with Radiohead.
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Queens of the Stone Age is more my taste, Queen is great too though.
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Top 3 topping for me. I'm crazy for olives, though, so take it as you will.
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Pink Floyd.

Honourable mentions to Primus, Porcupine Tree and Pelican.
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That's...pretty weird. He's not exactly keeping a low profile if true. I'm surprised someone doesn't try to catch with him to attack him or something.
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Ryangrad posted...

Nine Inch Nails

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Drpooplol posted...

Red Hot Chili Peppers:

Sir Psycho Sexy:

Mellowship in B Minor:

Wal bass tone is best bass tone <3
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Gorillaz - Feel Good Inc.
Tool - Forty-Six & 2

My favourite of all is probably American Life by Primus. So many to choose from, though.
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IfGodCouldDie posted...

Did the Tracer story get modded?

Yes :( I got modded for quoting it. I had a feeling it would be, but it was too funny for me not to compliment. I think it was a tad too sexually explicit at the end there lol.
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EnragedSlith posted...

I don't even want to fuck Tracer, like the rest of you dirty perverted animals. I just want to like, you know, hold her hand and take her out for ice cream. We'd laugh and she'd ask me why I'm still single. Then it grows serious, and a single tear falls down from my eye. "I am virgin" I say. She touches my trembling hand and blushes. "I virgin too, senpai". And then it happens. We go back to her place and she removes her uniform. Perfect breasts. Perfect flat tum. Perfect, thick... wait, is that a penis? She has the most beautiful feminine penis I've ever seen. She bends me over the bed. "Please be gentle" I gasp as I feel her feminine manhood press up against my tender rosebud. "No" she whispers.

Lol!
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Darmik posted...

1337toothbrush posted...

Garioshi posted...

I worded that very poorly; I meant that the tasks were complex and had many methods of failure.

Multiplayer peaked with Perfect Dark. No other game has its level of customization.

Not true even if we only take consoles into account. The Timesplitters series has more customization, more modes, and even a level editor.

Timesplitters was done by a lot of the same devs as Goldeneye and PD right? It's a shame what happened to Free Radical.

I believe mostly Goldeneye devs, and not so much the Perfect Dark team.

Perfect Dark predates TS, and still had way more customization (apart from TS's level editor) and much more interesting weaponry. Even the bots can be customized to have specific personalities, something almost no other shooter has done since. I love TimeSplitters, no other console shooter was so fast-paced and chaotic. But Goldeneye and Perfect Dark when unparalleled for their time, as far as console shooters go. Though I could see how someone could prefer TimeSplitters.
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Yes, that was sad :(
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OpheliaAdenade posted...

Actually, no. Or at least none that I knew for certain was trans. :u

Same for me. I can't actually recall seeing one.
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DK9292 posted...

Yaridovich posted...

Silent Hills

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Spelunky HD.
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I thought it was really good. But not very scary, a little creepy and unsettling.
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Dustin1280 posted...

She is fat and ugly, but she can wear whatever she pleases.

She better not expect me to call her beautiful or pretty though.

The only costume that was posted in this topic that I think she did well on was her Morgan costume.

That one was actually Lilith, Morrigan's "sister". Who ironically is the much more petite and flat-chested of the two.

Anyway, I can't see anything wrong with her rant. She's free to dress up as who she wants. Calling her fat isn't as much a valid criticism as it is just being a dick.
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kingdrake2 posted...

LA beast ate the scoby once though he paid a heavy price for it.

one serious colonic :(.

Yeah no thanks lol.

We haven't been brewing it much lately, we should get back on that. We gave away some baby scoby's to friends who wanted to try though :P
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Mal_Fet posted...

Duke Nukem

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Oh wow, yeah that's definitely possible. There's another track from that game, Under Logic, that borrows from the Shamen song Ebenezer Goode.




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_MorningStar posted...

Back when it was New? Fuck no. That game was amazing. And anyone that says otherwise didn't play it back then.

This. I played it once with friends and wanted to buy an N64 for it.
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I think that's pretty cool of them.

Was that the game Cr1tical played a couple weeks back where he blew his teammates up by accident with an artillery strike?
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G-Ziss posted...

Because society has sexualized the female breast, plain and simple.

This is also true. This is also the reason so many people are still uncomfortable with public breast feeding.
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Vol2tex posted...

JScriv posted...

I think it's so funny that it's so common in the U.S. for people to go so out of their way to express their rights and make it their mission to educate everyone around them about said rights, no matter how awkward or uncomfortable it makes them. Mens' and womens' chests have been considered equal here in Ontario for as long as I can remember, yet I have never seen any topless women or heard of any groups like this going out and intentionally being topless to "raise awareness" or anything like that.

Are there any LGBT parades there, like there are here?

Well, yeah. I meant like, apart from those lol.
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I think it's so funny that it's so common in the U.S. for people to go so out of their way to express their rights and make it their mission to educate everyone around them about said rights, no matter how awkward or uncomfortable it makes them. Mens' and womens' chests have been considered equal here in Ontario for as long as I can remember, yet I have never seen any topless women or heard of any groups like this going out and intentionally being topless to "raise awareness" or anything like that.
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Shotgunnova posted...

I immediately thought of Perfect Dark.

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Breast milk is vegan guys, and is all a baby needs until it is a year old. A mother withholding breast milk from their baby because it's "not vegan" could be the dumbest thing I've ever heard.
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