Current Events > My wife and I had a baby last night CE!

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JScriv 08/12/17 2:40:55 PM #1:	Our newest little one decided to come into the world last night. Judah means "praised" and Andon means "invaluable, priceless, inestimable worth". He was born peacefully at home in the water after just under 3 hours of active labor and 4 minutes of pushing. I caught him! My first catch lol. Our boys are in love with their newest little brother. Our 4 year old stayed awake and joined us right after he was born. He loved it. He especially loved learning about the placenta and such. Dude is so curious. Everyone is healthy and happy. Just going to spend the next week and a bit resting and relaxing around the house. --- Stretch the bones over my skin, stretch the skin over my head I'm going to the holy land <cite>JScriv posted [p:884650796] in My wife an... [t:75663912]...</cite> <quote>Our newest little one decided to come into the world last night. Judah means "praised" and Andon means "invaluable, priceless, inestimable worth". He was born peacefully at home in the water after just under 3 hours of active labor and 4 minutes of pushing. I caught him! My first catch lol. Our boys are in love with their newest little brother. Our 4 year old stayed awake and joined us right after he was born. He loved it. He especially loved learning about the placenta and such. Dude is so curious. Everyone is healthy and happy. Just going to spend the next week and a bit resting and relaxing around the house.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
drunkmuggle 08/12/17 2:42:51 PM #2:	Congratulations man --- http://i.imgur.com/JFmtaHB.gif http://i.imgur.com/jKuSyKI.jpg <cite>drunkmuggle posted [p:884650907] in My wife an... [t:75663912]...</cite> <quote>Congratulations man</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Leight_Weight 08/12/17 2:46:26 PM #3:	Congrats. I'm currently trying to impregnate my wife for the third time --- "Every man dies, but not every man truly lives." <cite>Leight_Weight posted [p:884651084] in My wife an... [t:75663912]...</cite> <quote>Congrats. I'm currently trying to impregnate my wife for the third time</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JScriv 08/12/17 4:02:30 PM #4:	Thanks guys. My wife didn't even need so much as a stitch. She's tough :) AMA I suppose. --- Stretch the bones over my skin, stretch the skin over my head I'm going to the holy land <cite>JScriv posted [p:884655209] in My wife an... [t:75663912]...</cite> <quote>Thanks guys. My wife didn't even need so much as a stitch. She's tough :) AMA I suppose.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LittleRoyal 08/12/17 4:04:39 PM #5:	So cute! I kinda want one --- I-I really needed this~~ Time to stomp some faces!!! <cite>LittleRoyal posted [p:884655320] in My wife an... [t:75663912]...</cite> <quote>So cute! I kinda want one</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Returning_CEmen 08/12/17 4:06:35 PM #6:	JScriv posted... Our 4 year old stayed awake and joined us right after he was born. He loved it. He especially loved learning about the placenta and such. Dude is so curious. This is a little weird. Anyways congrats. 9lbs is big. --- http://i.imgtc.com/BOhYeOg.jpg <cite>Returning_CEmen posted [p:884655430] in My wife an... [t:75663912]...</cite> <quote><cite>JScriv posted...</cite> <quote>Our 4 year old stayed awake and joined us right after he was born. He loved it. He especially loved learning about the placenta and such. Dude is so curious. </quote> This is a little weird. Anyways congrats. 9lbs is big.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Chicken 08/12/17 4:06:46 PM #7:	"and I"? Did you shit out a leg or something? --- http://i.imgur.com/VoUNVY8.jpg <cite>Chicken posted [p:884655437] in My wife an... [t:75663912]...</cite> <quote>"and I"? Did you shit out a leg or something?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ssj3vegeta 08/12/17 4:06:52 PM #8:	Congrats, was there a doctor present? how safe is that whole underwater at home thing and whats good about it if you don't mind me asking --- http://i.imgur.com/tvKkIcw.jpg http://i.imgur.com/Kywn3Qc.gifv http://i.imgur.com/Cybsdf1.gifv http://h-7.abload.de/img/messi02-rm-ucl3ngb.gif <cite>ssj3vegeta posted [p:884655441] in My wife an... [t:75663912]...</cite> <quote>Congrats, was there a doctor present? how safe is that whole underwater at home thing and whats good about it if you don't mind me asking</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeuralLaxative 08/12/17 4:07:29 PM #9:	9lbs...RIP vagina --- http://i.imgur.com/JW8T9kW.gif ---> http://i.imgur.com/UforGKe.gif <cite>NeuralLaxative posted [p:884655475] in My wife an... [t:75663912]...</cite> <quote>9lbs...RIP vagina</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
iron jojo 08/12/17 4:08:21 PM #10:	Awesome Congrats on your newest addition --- vickfan-chucky they hated Jesus homie chuckyhacks-who teh hell is "jesus homie" <cite>iron jojo posted [p:884655522] in My wife an... [t:75663912]...</cite> <quote>Awesome Congrats on your newest addition</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Parvenu 08/12/17 4:09:28 PM #11:	We had a homebirth with our third, by far the best way to do it when mom and baby are fit and healthy. Congrats, bud. <cite>Parvenu posted [p:884655578] in My wife an... [t:75663912]...</cite> <quote>We had a homebirth with our third, by far the best way to do it when mom and baby are fit and healthy. Congrats, bud.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gunplagirl 08/12/17 4:13:36 PM #12:	With global warming, potential war on the horizon and the minimum wages lowering as the cost of living rises I'm inclined to say having kids isn't the best idea. At least that's what some edgy CE poster might say. I think it's neat that you have little clones of you running around. Make an army. Win at family fair games. Do it. :3 --- Pokemon Moon FC: 1994-2190-5020 IGN: Vanessa <cite>gunplagirl posted [p:884655786] in My wife an... [t:75663912]...</cite> <quote>With global warming, potential war on the horizon and the minimum wages lowering as the cost of living rises I'm inclined to say having kids isn't the best idea. At least that's what some edgy CE poster might say. I think it's neat that you have little clones of you running around. Make an army. Win at family fair games. Do it. :3</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GbanyaGanja43 08/12/17 4:28:46 PM #13:	Parvenu posted... We had a homebirth with our third, by far the best way to do it when mom and baby are fit and healthy. Congrats, bud. Lol no, it's dumb and it will always be dumb. I see too many straight up dead babies, ischemic encephalopathic babies, septic babies, severely anemic babies, etc, etc list goes on because Yahoos such as yourself believe that we should pretend it's 1600 again and have a natural home birth. You don't know what you're doing and It's all "natural" fun and games until shit goes wrong and the rest of your life is fucked because your baby /wife died, suffered severe neurological damage, infection, etc. It happens fairly regularly, and watching the parents die on the inside because their loved one died/suffered preventable disease is sickening . And before you even bring up midwives, they're not doctors and they can't handle anything when shit hits the fan. What were you gonna do if your baby had a shoulder dystocia and you can't get it out and you're stuck at home? Are you going to perform the emergency cesarean section before the baby decompensates and experiences neurological damage? Do you even know how to resuscitate a baby? Playing with fire. Glad your kid is healthy (as far as you know), may the odds forever be in your favor --- f***'in prawns! <cite>GbanyaGanja43 posted [p:884656613] in My wife an... [t:75663912]...</cite> <quote><cite>Parvenu posted...</cite> <quote>We had a homebirth with our third, by far the best way to do it when mom and baby are fit and healthy. Congrats, bud.</quote> Lol no, it's dumb and it will always be dumb. I see too many straight up dead babies, ischemic encephalopathic babies, septic babies, severely anemic babies, etc, etc list goes on because Yahoos such as yourself believe that we should pretend it's 1600 again and have a natural home birth. You don't know what you're doing and It's all "natural" fun and games until shit goes wrong and the rest of your life is fucked because your baby /wife died, suffered severe neurological damage, infection, etc. It happens fairly regularly, and watching the parents die on the inside because their loved one died/suffered preventable disease is sickening . And before you even bring up midwives, they're not doctors and they can't handle anything when shit hits the fan. What were you gonna do if your baby had a shoulder dystocia and you can't get it out and you're stuck at home? Are you going to perform the emergency cesarean section before the baby decompensates and experiences neurological damage? Do you even know how to resuscitate a baby? Playing with fire. Glad your kid is healthy (as far as you know), may the odds forever be in your favor</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JScriv 08/12/17 7:18:29 PM #14:	Thanks for the congrats guys. Let me try to address some of these...Returning_CEmen posted... JScriv posted... Our 4 year old stayed awake and joined us right after he was born. He loved it. He especially loved learning about the placenta and such. Dude is so curious. This is a little weird. Anyways congrats. 9lbs is big. What's weird? We try to normalize things like that as much as possible. The more he understands, the less he fears when he gets older. There is this huge fear of pregnancy, labour and delivery, particularly in North America, and a lot of that comes from a lack of understanding and preparation. Besides, it's pretty awesome my wife can grow an extra (super-)organ for each pregnancy that brings life and nourishment to the baby. A lot of people don't even understand what a placenta is or does. Our second son was 10lbs 5oz. Again, no tearing, no stitches. One of the benefits of water birthing. ssj3vegeta posted... Congrats, was there a doctor present? how safe is that whole underwater at home thing and whats good about it if you don't mind me asking We had two midwives and a midwife student present. Water birthing is perfectly safe, the baby can breathe underwater as long as the umbilical has not been exposed to air yet. Once that happens, it stops supplying oxygen to the baby. As far as benefits, off the top of my head it makes for a smoother transition for the baby (as they've been in amniotic fluid during their time in the womb), which results in generally a calmer baby when they're born. Since they continue to get oxygen from the umbilical while in the water, it's not such a big deal if the cord is around their neck. Also, the water acts as a counter-pressure to help the mother not tear during pushing. Like I said, my wife who's 5'4 was able to push a 10lb 5oz and a 9lb 1oz baby out without tearing at all via water birthing. Home birthing is generally safe as most births don't actually require much in the way of medical interventions. Births at the hospital tend to go that way route though since stuff like oxytocin and epidurals are pushed onto the mothers by hospital staff. If there was any issue, we have a hospital ten minutes down the road with a good NICU. --- Stretch the bones over my skin, stretch the skin over my head I'm going to the holy land <cite>JScriv posted [p:884665769] in My wife an... [t:75663912]...</cite> <quote>Thanks for the congrats guys. Let me try to address some of these...<cite>Returning_CEmen posted...</cite> <quote><cite>JScriv posted...</cite> <quote>Our 4 year old stayed awake and joined us right after he was born. He loved it. He especially loved learning about the placenta and such. Dude is so curious. </quote> This is a little weird. Anyways congrats. 9lbs is big.</quote> What's weird? We try to normalize things like that as much as possible. The more he understands, the less he fears when he gets older. There is this huge fear of pregnancy, labour and delivery, particularly in North America, and a lot of that comes from a lack of understanding and preparation. Besides, it's pretty awesome my wife can grow an extra (super-)organ for each pregnancy that brings life and nourishment to the baby. A lot of people don't even understand what a placenta is or does. Our second son was 10lbs 5oz. Again, no tearing, no stitches. One of the benefits of water birthing. <cite>ssj3vegeta posted...</cite> <quote>Congrats, was there a doctor present? how safe is that whole underwater at home thing and whats good about it if you don't mind me asking</quote> We had two midwives and a midwife student present. Water birthing is perfectly safe, the baby can breathe underwater as long as the umbilical has not been exposed to air yet. Once that happens, it stops supplying oxygen to the baby. As far as benefits, off the top of my head it makes for a smoother transition for the baby (as they've been in amniotic fluid during their time in the womb), which results in generally a calmer baby when they're born. Since they continue to get oxygen from the umbilical while in the water, it's not such a big deal if the cord is around their neck. Also, the water acts as a counter-pressure to help the mother not tear during pushing. Like I said, my wife who's 5'4 was able to push a 10lb 5oz and a 9lb 1oz baby out without tearing at all via water birthing. Home birthing is generally safe as most births don't actually require much in the way of medical interventions. Births at the hospital tend to go that way route though since stuff like oxytocin and epidurals are pushed onto the mothers by hospital staff. If there was any issue, we have a hospital ten minutes down the road with a good NICU.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JScriv 08/12/17 7:23:58 PM #15:	NeuralLaxative posted... 9lbs...RIP vagina Lol it's pretty amazing what the vagina can do. 9lbs wasn't even our largest, our second was over 10. Give it 5 or 6 weeks to heal (fortunately my wife's did not get mangled since we opted for a natural water birth) and it's as good as new. GbanyaGanja43 posted... Parvenu posted... We had a homebirth with our third, by far the best way to do it when mom and baby are fit and healthy. Congrats, bud. stuff CE gon' CE Although if you are speaking from experience in the U.S., the U.S. does have an abnormally high rate of mortality for birthing mothers for a supposed first world nation. I'm not in the U.S. however. I can't recall but I'll have to look up the statistics. --- Stretch the bones over my skin, stretch the skin over my head I'm going to the holy land <cite>JScriv posted [p:884666029] in My wife an... [t:75663912]...</cite> <quote><cite>NeuralLaxative posted...</cite> <quote>9lbs...RIP vagina</quote> Lol it's pretty amazing what the vagina can do. 9lbs wasn't even our largest, our second was over 10. Give it 5 or 6 weeks to heal (fortunately my wife's did not get mangled since we opted for a natural water birth) and it's as good as new. <cite>GbanyaGanja43 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Parvenu posted...</cite> <quote>We had a homebirth with our third, by far the best way to do it when mom and baby are fit and healthy. Congrats, bud.</quote> stuff</quote> CE gon' CE Although if you are speaking from experience in the U.S., the U.S. does have an abnormally high rate of mortality for birthing mothers for a supposed first world nation. I'm not in the U.S. however. I can't recall but I'll have to look up the statistics.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Yaridovich 08/12/17 7:25:20 PM #16:	Having children is immoral --- Posted with GameRaven 3.2.1 <cite>Yaridovich posted [p:884666102] in My wife an... [t:75663912]...</cite> <quote>Having children is immoral</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JScriv 08/12/17 7:32:02 PM #17:	Yaridovich posted... Having children is immoral Why do you say that?? --- Stretch the bones over my skin, stretch the skin over my head I'm going to the holy land <cite>JScriv posted [p:884666459] in My wife an... [t:75663912]...</cite> <quote><cite>Yaridovich posted...</cite> <quote>Having children is immoral</quote> Why do you say that??</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
trappedunderice 08/12/17 7:32:35 PM #18:	At least you didn't name the kid Aiden or Aidan, good for you. --- You can't beat a classic. <cite>trappedunderice posted [p:884666486] in My wife an... [t:75663912]...</cite> <quote>At least you didn't name the kid Aiden or Aidan, good for you.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KookyCouture 08/12/17 7:34:46 PM #19:	gosh that's a big baby! So cute though, congrats! --- Drink up me hearties, yo ho <cite>KookyCouture posted [p:884666585] in My wife an... [t:75663912]...</cite> <quote>gosh that's a big baby! So cute though, congrats!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GiftedACIII 08/13/17 10:16:57 PM #20:	Congrats! --- </topic> <cite>GiftedACIII posted [p:884728486] in My wife an... [t:75663912]...</cite> <quote>Congrats!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Megaman50100 08/13/17 10:23:51 PM #21:	Who is the father? --- move all remaining groundhog mercenaries to the front lines. Have sheep troopers squadrons A and B flank the cows. They're using DC-17 hoof blasters. <cite>Megaman50100 posted [p:884728824] in My wife an... [t:75663912]...</cite> <quote>Who is the father?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Offworlder1 08/13/17 10:25:20 PM #22:	Congrats on a healthy baby addition to your family. --- "Always two there are, a master and an apprentice" <cite>Offworlder1 posted [p:884728896] in My wife an... [t:75663912]...</cite> <quote>Congrats on a healthy baby addition to your family.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
King Rial 08/13/17 10:31:45 PM #23:	Congratulations on the new addition to the family. --- I use Google... A lot.... >______> <cite>King Rial posted [p:884729245] in My wife an... [t:75663912]...</cite> <quote>Congratulations on the new addition to the family.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JScriv 08/14/17 10:18:10 AM #24:	Thanks everyone. Megaman50100 posted... Who is the father? Haha, if you knew what I looked like you wouldn't need to ask :P Judah is a near-clone of me when I was a baby. --- Stretch the bones over my skin, stretch the skin over my head I'm going to the holy land <cite>JScriv posted [p:884750045] in My wife an... [t:75663912]...</cite> <quote>Thanks everyone. <cite>Megaman50100 posted...</cite> <quote>Who is the father?</quote> Haha, if you knew what I looked like you wouldn't need to ask :P Judah is a near-clone of me when I was a baby.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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