Current Events > your son comes out to you as anti-vax and flat earth.

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ItsVinceRusso
08/09/17 5:18:23 AM
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what do you do?
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solosnake
08/09/17 5:19:32 AM
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Praise him for being an open minded thinker
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Ricemills
08/09/17 5:19:37 AM
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"i have no son".
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UnfairRepresent
08/09/17 5:19:41 AM
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Tell him dinner is at 8.
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Super Slash
08/09/17 5:22:18 AM
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"When did I get a girlfriend/wife, much less a son? wtf is going on?"
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Rika_Furude
08/09/17 5:22:39 AM
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spankings, and then boot camp, he wont return to civilization until he is a man
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DrizztLink
08/09/17 5:25:37 AM
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solosnake posted...
Praise him for being an open minded thinker

lol

Sit him down with a few textbooks and teach him myself that he's just stupidly wrong.
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Cookie Bag
08/09/17 5:34:12 AM
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Yeah teach him why he's being stupid and wrong, if he still believes that other shit i disown him and refuse to acknowledge he's my son.
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Funkydog
08/09/17 5:37:36 AM
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Laugh and say "Good joke"
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omega cookie
08/09/17 5:52:38 AM
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Being against vaccinations is stupid, but considering how one of the few things I truly care about is space exploration and the advancement of astrophysics and cosmology, my son claiming the earth is flat is pretty much a direct attack on me. I mean, the most traumatic experience of my life was the Columbia disaster, because I met each member of the crew save the one member from Israel.

My response would simply be "Get the fuck out of my house."

If he didn't, he'd get Uncle Phil'd right out the front door.
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IHeartRadiation
08/09/17 6:56:19 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Tell him dinner is at 8.

What is wrong with you?

Dinner is at 7.
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DrizztLink
08/09/17 6:58:02 AM
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IHeartRadiation posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...
Tell him dinner is at 8.

What is wrong with you?

Dinner is at 7.

Dinner is at 5:30.
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Dash_Harber
08/09/17 7:00:44 AM
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Ask questions. Seriously, no one can continually keep that up.
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Darkrobotisback
08/09/17 7:02:36 AM
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Denounce him as my son.
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Solar_Crimson
08/09/17 7:06:07 AM
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DrizztLink posted...
solosnake posted...
Praise him for being an open minded thinker

lol

Sit him down with a few textbooks and teach him myself that he's just stupidly wrong.

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Dash_Harber
08/09/17 7:06:30 AM
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Darkrobotisback posted...
Denounce him as my son.

He tells you that he doesn't believe in denouncement. What now?
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eston
08/09/17 7:10:27 AM
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Ask him why he couldn't just be transgender like the other kids
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MaxEffingBemis
08/09/17 7:11:28 AM
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As stupid as being anti-vax is, I could probably handle it. But being a flat earth truther would make me lose my mind on this poor child
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Darkrobotisback
08/09/17 7:11:32 AM
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Dash_Harber posted...
Darkrobotisback posted...
Denounce him as my son.

He tells you that he doesn't believe in denouncement. What now?

Throw him out of my house, and tell him "do you believe in my denouncement" now?
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DreadedWave
08/09/17 7:12:25 AM
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What if he was flat-vax and anti-earth?
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StarReaper13
08/09/17 7:13:26 AM
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Dash_Harber posted...
Darkrobotisback posted...
Denounce him as my son.

He tells you that he doesn't believe in denouncement. What now?

Doesn't matter, he's not the in the position to be doing it.
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Dash_Harber
08/09/17 7:13:33 AM
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Darkrobotisback posted...
Dash_Harber posted...
Darkrobotisback posted...
Denounce him as my son.

He tells you that he doesn't believe in denouncement. What now?

Throw him out of my house, and tell him "do you believe in my denouncement" now?

He says he doesn't believe in being evicted from familial property. What now?
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Kanaya413
08/09/17 7:30:43 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Tell him dinner is at 8.

Wtf u doin having dinner so late
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Darkrobotisback
08/09/17 7:32:30 AM
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Dash_Harber posted...
Darkrobotisback posted...
Dash_Harber posted...
Darkrobotisback posted...
Denounce him as my son.

He tells you that he doesn't believe in denouncement. What now?

Throw him out of my house, and tell him "do you believe in my denouncement" now?

He says he doesn't believe in being evicted from familial property. What now?

I don't know.
I probably would run away as far I can from him.
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Dash_Harber
08/09/17 7:33:23 AM
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Darkrobotisback posted...
Dash_Harber posted...
Darkrobotisback posted...
Dash_Harber posted...
Darkrobotisback posted...
Denounce him as my son.

He tells you that he doesn't believe in denouncement. What now?

Throw him out of my house, and tell him "do you believe in my denouncement" now?

He says he doesn't believe in being evicted from familial property. What now?

I don't know.
I probably run away as far I can from him.

Now a flat-earth anti-vaxer owns your home and you are stuck outside.
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rodu_jr
08/09/17 7:34:02 AM
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channel my inner Red Foreman and call him a dumbass
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Lorenzo_2003
08/09/17 7:40:03 AM
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I tell him to recruit all his friends and spread the knowledge. I then give my very best "Mwaahaahahaaha!" villain laugh.
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MrMallard
08/09/17 7:52:20 AM
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Depends on the age. If he's like 15, I think he's being a moron but there's room for him to grow so I'm not going to be a total asshole about it. If it ever comes up, discuss the matter/s with the facts and rationale that I've been presented with and hope he catches on. If my son is in his twenties and still believes in this cringe BS, then I acknowledge that I've failed as a parent.

Anti-vax has some element of primal fear to it, that you're being injected with harmful, unknown substances - I think it's stupid on an intellectual level, but I understand the fear. Needles alone are terrifying as fuck. But anything to do with Flat Earth is moronic at best. Following lizard people, Illuminati-type shit and ice rings around the flat plane of Earth well into your twenties is just pitiful, especially when these batshit elements all lead up to some force somehow subjugating the human race into an age of ignorance. There's no rhyme or reason to it.
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UnfairRepresent
08/09/17 8:08:38 AM
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Kanaya413 posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...
Tell him dinner is at 8.

Wtf u doin having dinner so late

In my family we do a thing called work.

I know that's a foreign concept to you.
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l Dudeboy l
08/09/17 8:09:34 AM
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Ricemills posted...
"i have no son".


This. In all contexts.
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Darkrobotisback
08/09/17 8:35:00 AM
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Dash_Harber posted...
Darkrobotisback posted...
Dash_Harber posted...
Darkrobotisback posted...
Dash_Harber posted...
Darkrobotisback posted...
Denounce him as my son.

He tells you that he doesn't believe in denouncement. What now?

Throw him out of my house, and tell him "do you believe in my denouncement" now?

He says he doesn't believe in being evicted from familial property. What now?

I don't know.
I probably run away as far I can from him.

Now a flat-earth anti-vaxer owns your home and you are stuck outside.

I'll sell the house to the bank, move to a different country, change my name...
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BallerXRosetta-
08/09/17 8:53:07 AM
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solosnake posted...
Praise him for being an open minded thinker

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Iodine
08/09/17 9:06:53 AM
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Ricemills posted...
"i have no son".

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JScriv
08/09/17 9:13:45 AM
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Probably talk to him and try to figure out how he came to those conclusions. Particularly the flat-Earth thing. That just seems so ridiculous.
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Xelltrix
08/09/17 9:15:59 AM
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Yes, adoption agency. I'd like to return a child for a full refund; this one is defective.
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IfGodCouldDie
08/09/17 9:53:02 AM
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eston posted...
Ask him why he couldn't just be transgender like the other kids

Started laughing so hard at this.
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AlBundy33
08/09/17 9:55:10 AM
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My son is my son, and I will love him no matter what, if he wants to believe that, or believe in God or whatever, I won't fault him for that, I teach him to always stand up for what he believes in, just like my parents did.
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iosifsvoboda
08/09/17 9:56:59 AM
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Dash_Harber posted...
Ask questions. Seriously, no one can continually keep that up.

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Trigg3rH4ppy
08/09/17 9:58:32 AM
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I have an abortion
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LightHawKnight
08/09/17 10:00:38 AM
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Ricemills posted...
"i have no son".

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MasterGakke
08/09/17 10:09:04 AM
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Who gives a shit about his opinions? What matters to me is how unbelievably broke I'm about to be...unless he's 18, then I'm off the hook and dude can't think whatever he wants.
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StickFigures720
08/09/17 10:47:35 AM
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AlBundy33 posted...
My son is my son, and I will love him no matter what, if he wants to believe that, or believe in God or whatever, I won't fault him for that, I teach him to always stand up for what he believes in, just like my parents did.

To stand up for yourself in being scientifically ignorant?
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gadgaurd
08/09/17 11:19:48 AM
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IfGodCouldDie posted...
eston posted...
Ask him why he couldn't just be transgender like the other kids

Started laughing so hard at this.

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Fill_Kessel
08/09/17 11:21:14 AM
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omega cookie posted...
Being against vaccinations is stupid, but considering how one of the few things I truly care about is space exploration and the advancement of astrophysics and cosmology, my son claiming the earth is flat is pretty much a direct attack on me. I mean, the most traumatic experience of my life was the Columbia disaster, because I met each member of the crew save the one member from Israel.

My response would simply be "Get the fuck out of my house."

If he didn't, he'd get Uncle Phil'd right out the front door.

Imagine having absolutely no perspective and taking something like this personally. As if saying the earth is flat equates to spitting in your face. Lol. Wow, don't breed.
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