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TopicDo you usually speed when driving?
Fossil
09/14/17 3:49:32 PM
#52
Colorahdo posted...
You're not cool. Drive the speed limit. I wish cops gave 1mph over the limit tickets.

Tickets don't stop bad habits. You want texting to stop? Cut their drivers license up on the spot. Problem solved.
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TopicC/D: You will probably be alone all of your life.
Fossil
09/12/17 11:11:03 PM
#29
C praise the Lord
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TopicWhat kind of sex is sitting on someone's face called?
Fossil
09/12/17 10:52:00 PM
#13
MabusIncarnate posted...
legolas0008 posted...
MabusIncarnate posted...
Isn't this what a facial is? I usually sit on my wifes face and finish on the headboard of the bed,

No, that would be if you finished on her face. What TC is referring to is usually just literally called facesitting.

So what the hell is what i've been doing called?

... rim job?
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TopicPlaying a game even semi-competitively is kinda unfun
Fossil
09/12/17 10:48:00 PM
#2
PvP bores the shit out of me. The only game I've recently enjoyed with it is pubg.
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TopicI really wish I had faith in God or something...
Fossil
09/12/17 10:46:00 PM
#16
nayr626 posted...
I know it helps people who want a greater sense of themselves and their community.

If you want to shed away yourself to become someone you aren't, sure, go for it.
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Topicjust got a number off tinder. How do i not fuck this up?
Fossil
09/12/17 10:24:22 PM
#36
Etherealfare posted...
texting is not lame. It's fucking 2017. not 2003.

tl;dr im a shy guy. music is that you
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Topicjust got a number off tinder. How do i not fuck this up?
Fossil
09/12/17 10:20:52 PM
#34
WalkingLobsters posted...
lol. You do know that you can do these things without being direct right? Like carrying the conversation over from Tinder will verify it's the correct number.

Just call her on friday and set something up. Texting is lame.
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Topicce, what's your daily pill concoction? What's it for? Does it work?
Fossil
09/12/17 10:19:45 PM
#73
Twin3Turbo posted...
Looked gf posted...
Dafaq I didn't know CE had so many druggies

Honestly it's always been kinda scary to me how flippantly people take pills and what not in general.

People are so gullible these days. It's hard for them to resist!
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Topicjust got a number off tinder. How do i not fuck this up?
Fossil
09/12/17 10:09:15 PM
#30
WalkingLobsters posted...
Etherealfare posted...
1) Text her confirming her number later today
2) Use your text game and make her laugh and just say random shit thru Friday
3) Friday, text her asking to hang out
4) shut up and don't text until she responds.

go from there

breh i'm doing what ur saying right now. U want me to ask her on the day of to hang out on Friday? Can I just ask her now? We already exchanged a few msgs through text.

lol if you actually did #1 I wouldn't be surprised if she blew you off.

"i hav no confidence, jus wanna make sur dis ur real numbr"
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TopicWhy do Americans stand for the National Anthem even when no one is looking?
Fossil
09/12/17 5:32:55 PM
#16
TopicThere's 200 gb on my pc that's unaccounted for, how do I find it?
Fossil
09/12/17 11:29:16 AM
#5
TopicWould you tightrope walk for $10 million?
Fossil
09/11/17 9:58:06 PM
#25
Can I just slip, catch the rope, wrap my legs and pull myself across with my hands? If so, deal.
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TopicJust rewatched Star Trek TNG "The Inner Light" *spoilers*
Fossil
09/11/17 1:25:03 PM
#4
Those episodes always blew my mind.
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TopicThere is a woman who is addicted to eating mattresses.
Fossil
09/10/17 10:17:17 PM
#10
This is why aliens don't visit us
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TopicHow would you rank the Mass Effect trilogy?
Fossil
09/10/17 8:17:17 PM
#4
I enjoyed 1 the most mostly because of the story. It made the game, hands down. 2 was good, but felt like it was missing something and 3 was eh. 3 really pissed me off.
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TopicPeople who don't like the time limit in Majora's Mask...
Fossil
09/10/17 2:16:33 PM
#36
USANumber1 posted...
On the other hand, don't you see that a huge chunk of what makes the game amazing and unique wouldn't be possible without it?

Nope.
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TopicGlobal warming is to blame for Irma.
Fossil
09/10/17 2:14:17 PM
#98
The_Donald posted...
RaptorLC posted...
On the plus side, Patty's hilarious trolling has totally overshadowed the Donald gimmick account's nonsensical wharrgarbl.

Its not a gimmick when nobody is able to refute what i've said.

The sheer stupidity is blowing everyone's minds.
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TopicA girl who had a crush on me in college just texted me out of the blue
Fossil
09/05/17 12:29:44 PM
#4
Colorahdo posted...
I'm less interested in her than ever, as she's still fat, lives in another state, and I'm in a serious relationship. She's really nice though, and we used to be neighbors, which is why she has my number. But she did crush hard on me for four years.

"Hey it's Sarah! Just was thinking of (our town) and you and wanted to catch up! How the heck are you?"

Should I just ignore this?

yup
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TopicMan who said his girlfriend choked on his giant penis is cleared of Murder
Fossil
09/03/17 12:05:05 PM
#31
Manocheese posted...
RIP Man who
Died at the penis shot up to 97 inches

rofl
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TopicGot Pulled Over By A Cop And Car Searched: Decided To Curse Them Out
Fossil
09/03/17 12:02:16 PM
#9
TopicCan you tell the Difference between MENS Jeans to WOMENS Jeans?? Let's find out
Fossil
09/03/17 11:57:30 AM
#15
ImTheMacheteGuy posted...
If they are tight, they are women's. If not tight, men's.

You're forgetting the type of men that walk the streets these days.
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TopicDid Disney ruin Star Wars?
Fossil
09/02/17 11:34:39 PM
#3
They did when they gave EA exclusive rights to SW games.
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TopicNo Fap redditor deletes his 18 TB porn collection.
Fossil
09/02/17 8:34:12 PM
#28
Crazyman93 posted...
Magic Donut has finally retired.

hahahahaha
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TopicCo-worker has a crush on me. She is 18 and I'm 26.
Fossil
09/01/17 1:07:25 PM
#75
LittleBirdy posted...
What is with this board? I'm not interested in dating in general. Even a girl my age I would reject. She is a co worker AND 8 years younger. Plus I don't sleep around.

Why did you even make this topic then. It's like you already knew the answer and asked anyways completely forgetting how CE generally feels about these things.

derp
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TopicMan marries woman who successfully prevented his suicide.
Fossil
08/31/17 10:21:30 PM
#39
dave_is_slick posted...
Tanoomba posted...
This is reality. How simple is life from your Lala Land?

Humans are cursed with the understanding of death. We are aware that life is a death sentence, and that this is our only opportunity to experience anything. Nature is inherently depressing for intelligent beings.

If you lack that awareness, then more power to you.

I'm already sore all over from work, don't make me laugh right now, it hurts too much.

I find it more funny that you don't have an actual response to his argument, just "r u srs??". lol
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TopicGas station caught selling at $20 a gallon during hurricane harvey
Fossil
08/31/17 9:10:33 PM
#23
fenderbender321 posted...
If this gas station is raising gas price to a ridiculous level, then people will just go get gas elsewhere for cheaper and the gas station won't sell any, right? Well, not if they can't get to another gas station. And if they can't get to another gas station, then that gas station can't get more fuel from it's supplier, either. So if that's the only accessible gas station, and they keep prices the same, people are going to go down there and take all the gas until it's gone, leaving 0 gas for anybody else, which is a much worse scenario than a gas station making more money.

Because you see, with a much higher price, it ensures people are only buying what they need. Is that why the gas station did it? Probably not...they see a potential for profit. But that potential for profit winds up helping society by ensuring everyone has a chance to buy some .

Except it doesn't work that way, because they don't care if everyone has a chance to buy some gas. They could just as easily place restrictions at the pump and only allow X amount of gas per vehicle or turn the pumps off to preserve what they have since 20% of the nation's supply has effectively gone offline. Price gouging is the stupidest possible solution to what you're suggesting they are "trying" to do. Which they aren't.
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TopicHey AMA
Fossil
08/31/17 7:48:26 PM
#131
Leanaunfurled posted...
Fossil posted...
Leanaunfurled posted...
Fossil posted...
Leanaunfurled posted...
how? Once a vomit and sober it i'l likely regret bein so open with you guys abou what has been going on

This will sound like weird advice, but you should reflect on the reasons why you would regret being open. I'm sure not knowing who to trust and confide in is the #1 reason, but having more than one "best friend" to talk the rough times with can really be a blessing. You never truly know a person until you can sit down and have that kind of conversation with them.

i have no best friend. No one. Used to talk to you guys about irl shit but no more, I trust no one. Everyonejust hurts

So ponder on the reasons for regret and find ways around them. It's only holding you back.

Choosing the wrong people. how do I now? I can't. Just blind trust and I don't want to do that naymore

Preferably people you don't plan to get romantic with is a very good start. I'm sure there have been lots of times you thought "we could be good friends" or "this person is always so kind", etc etc. Use that as a feeler and see what they have to offer. You don't need to go balls deep with a cheating b/f talk as an "opening feeler", but I think you get what I mean.

Leanaunfurled posted...
and you know @Fossil I never got why we stopped talking. I reregretted that, too. Maybe it was fault. In my pov it was a silly reason but to yours I was maybe I was being a huge jerk. I'm sorry either way.

I'll pm you
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TopicHey AMA
Fossil
08/31/17 7:27:17 PM
#120
Leanaunfurled posted...
Fossil posted...
Leanaunfurled posted...
how? Once a vomit and sober it i'l likely regret bein so open with you guys abou what has been going on

This will sound like weird advice, but you should reflect on the reasons why you would regret being open. I'm sure not knowing who to trust and confide in is the #1 reason, but having more than one "best friend" to talk the rough times with can really be a blessing. You never truly know a person until you can sit down and have that kind of conversation with them.

i have no best friend. No one. Used to talk to you guys about irl shit but no more, I trust no one. Everyonejust hurts

So ponder on the reasons for regret and find ways around them. It's only holding you back.
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TopicHey AMA
Fossil
08/31/17 7:16:21 PM
#110
Leanaunfurled posted...
how? Once a vomit and sober it i'l likely regret bein so open with you guys abou what has been going on

This will sound like weird advice, but you should reflect on the reasons why you would regret being open. I'm sure not knowing who to trust and confide in is the #1 reason, but having more than one "best friend" to talk the rough times with can really be a blessing. You never truly know a person until you can sit down and have that kind of conversation with them.
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TopicGas station caught selling at $20 a gallon during hurricane harvey
Fossil
08/31/17 6:52:59 PM
#15
fenderbender321 posted...
CruelBuffalo posted...
Hexenherz posted...
fenderbender321 posted...
Um, more than likely that is because the gas station has a limited supply due to the hurricane. The $20 price tag is to ensure people are only buying what they really need. It sucks to pay that much, but it serves a more significant purpose.



Yes. That's why they did it. To make sure people only get what they need. The gas station making a 700% profit increase isn't motive at all.

Despite you can limit gas by drivers license, license plate, etc.


It's not about why they did it. It's about the fact that their profit incentive actually has a greater benefit to the community. When supply is short and/or you are uncertain of when you can get more, you raise the price because that means gas is valuable in that area. And if it's valuable, you want them to sell it at a high price or else people will buy it all up rather than ration it.

I'm glad no one sane actually see's price gouging as being beneficial to the community during a natural disaster.
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TopicWith federal response to Harvey being good, media criticizes Trump over feelings
Fossil
08/31/17 4:59:31 PM
#147
apocalyptic_4 posted...
TrollSlayer11 posted...
apocalyptic_4 posted...
The media and the general public will never truly accept trump.

Honestly I won't either, for every "good" thing he does he has a dozen bone headed movements that are embarrassing. He's seen as a man child, no one but trumpeteers see him as a adult president.


See I noticed everyone's criticisms of Trump have to do with feelings and how he makes them feel. It's not the president's job to make me feel good or be concerned with my feelings. If you want to feel good buy a teddy bear. Let Trump keep improving the country instead of be your personal stuffed animal.


This has nothing to do with "feelings" he's not my president I'm Canadian. All his actions and twitter rants make him look incompetent. Improving the country lol let's see where he's at year from now.

Literally contradicted yourself in the other post.
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TopicWould you rather date a girl who is 4'10 or 6'2?
Fossil
08/30/17 3:52:36 PM
#16
Teen Girl Squad posted...
4'10." Love the shorties.

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TopicReminder: Trump made a fake time magazine cover of himself
Fossil
08/30/17 3:25:41 PM
#16
BootyGif posted...
Swagnificent119 posted...
The funny thing is, he's been on the cover of Time for real but he made a fake one specifically to show off at his resorts.

Exactly

How fucking insane is that?

About as insane as models doctoring their pics
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Topichow do people eat mcdonalds
Fossil
08/30/17 3:23:04 PM
#8
The body gets used to trash after you eat enough of it.
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TopicHow do people rack up 1K+ hours in Skyrim
Fossil
08/30/17 3:06:59 PM
#17
youngfossil posted...
Doe posted...
*installs recommended mods in Oblivion*
*Game runs like shit*

*Try content-adding mods for various games*
*The quality difference is obvious and immersion-breaking*

I just don't get the appeal. They're great in GMod or something but in stuff like Skyrim the only tolerable ones I've tried add balance/placement/etc changes and cosmetic updates. But that just improves QoL not increase replayability

So.. you only tried mods for oblivion not skyrim?

Duh!
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TopicObama is in Houston serving food to hurricane victims
Fossil
08/29/17 10:24:53 PM
#9
Bloodychess posted...
Philoktetes posted...
it's still inspiring irregardless

lol you got exposed immediately, nice save though

lmao
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TopicProfessor fired for saying Texans deserved hurricane because of Trump
Fossil
08/29/17 7:08:39 PM
#106
LordMarshal posted...
Fossil posted...
LordMarshal posted...
Fossil posted...
Freedom of speech shouldn't allow you to.......say....


Exactly.....

You run a business and stand behind someone who says some incredibly insensitive shit like that, then tell me how the backlash goes when the public literally disowns you. The University should not have to put up with the aftermath of his opinion. Businesses have literally gone under from that kind of publicity.


Why dont we just not have freedom of speech? Wouldnt it be better? So i literally couldnt object to this at all. I dont understand who actually wants it at this point.

Not like it's doing this country any good lately.
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TopicPeople are TERRIFIED after this Picture of a GOAT with a HUMAN HEAD Surfaces!!
Fossil
08/29/17 6:56:37 PM
#33
TopicProfessor fired for saying Texans deserved hurricane because of Trump
Fossil
08/29/17 6:55:19 PM
#101
LordMarshal posted...
Fossil posted...
Freedom of speech shouldn't allow you to.......say....


Exactly.....

You run a business and stand behind someone who says some incredibly insensitive shit like that, then tell me how the backlash goes when the public literally disowns you. The University should not have to put up with the aftermath of his opinion. Businesses have literally gone under from that kind of publicity.
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TopicProfessor fired for saying Texans deserved hurricane because of Trump
Fossil
08/29/17 6:49:20 PM
#97
LordMarshal posted...
Im just for freedom of speech without the cost of your job. I disagree with you but it shouldnt affect your job.

Freedom of speech shouldn't allow you to be a terrible human being and say shit like he did. Regardless of what people think, words do hurt and can really fuck some people up mentally and emotionally.

The fact he doesn't understand this and posted it anyways is mind boggling. The guy obviously has no self awareness.
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TopicProfessor fired for saying Texans deserved hurricane because of Trump
Fossil
08/29/17 6:41:11 PM
#86
ToonLinkWithGun posted...
LordMarshal posted...
I get that its offensive but it just get old "You had a stupid offensive opinion so we fired you"

"You had a stupid offensive opinion so we fired you. Enjoy losing your home, vehicles, way of life, ect...you may end up losing your family too and living under a bridge and dying of sickness or starvation...but you still have your freedom of speech you fuck"

Guess he will think twice before saying stupid shit next time, huh? Shouldn't play with fire if you don't want to get burned.

Anyone with a lick of common sense and human decency knows what he said was wrong on all sorts of levels. It's not open for debate. If you disagree, then congrats, you're wrong.
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TopicGf has been pressuring me to propose
Fossil
08/29/17 10:12:17 AM
#27
lww99 posted...
Marriage seems like such a weird concept to me, but I know I'm alone in this.

No you're not. Marriage is illogical.
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TopicIf you could make one Sci-fi invention real, what would you pick?
Fossil
08/24/17 8:25:17 AM
#15
Stargate from SG-1, assuming the rest of the network comes with it. If not, the HTC would be fantastic.
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TopicI think its hilarious u kids talking shit about StrikeGently.
Fossil
08/24/17 8:16:21 AM
#13
Vyrulisse posted...
I hole-hardedly agree, but allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go.

Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it's a peach of cake.

hahahahaha
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Topici have an appointment to get bloodwork done in an hour and a half
Fossil
08/24/17 8:11:04 AM
#7
Vamp_Aubrey posted...
does it feel like they are sucking out my life energy

Yes. At least for me it does. It's like a Wraith from Stargate feeding on you.
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TopicDo you know how to swim in real life?
Fossil
08/24/17 8:09:19 AM
#15
GunmaN1905 posted...
When you live near the coastline, if you don't know how to swim by the age of 6, you're a laughing stock.

Laughing stock regardless of where you live.
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TopicDear lord I depise children
Fossil
08/24/17 8:07:06 AM
#74
faizan_faizan posted...
I despise people who despise children. Old and wannabe old people in this thread need to get off their senile high horses.

I despise someone with nazi in their username.
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TopicDear lord I depise children
Fossil
08/23/17 10:40:23 PM
#59
Harpie posted...
thanosibe posted...
Why is this forum so backwards on sex, sexuality, women, marriage, children and relationships in general? I'm really starting to feel like the generalization that most of CE consists of basement dwellers is accurate.

I dunno man, I just dont like kids and I'm never having them

a-fuckin men

Kids are the devil.
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TopicI think its hilarious u kids talking shit about StrikeGently.
Fossil
08/23/17 10:37:59 PM
#5
With an avatar like that you probably call him daddy.
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Topicwhat would you do in this situation?
Fossil
08/22/17 10:15:54 PM
#8
--kresnik-- posted...
I wouldn't have let go of the ball.

Oh, btw? You physically take something from somebody who's not giving it to you, you just committed assault (on camera). Security should have thrown that woman out for being a bully. She threw her weight around and stole from the other guy.

lmao believing this
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