Current Events > Man who said his girlfriend choked on his giant penis is cleared of Murder

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piUrsEitanizm
09/02/17 1:29:25 PM
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_Kowalski_
09/02/17 1:31:22 PM
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Yikes
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VectorChaos
09/02/17 1:31:32 PM
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Ah, the classic choke on a dick defense.
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__aCEr__
09/02/17 1:32:31 PM
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Your honor I DEMAND that the jury sees this man's magnum dong!
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UnfairRepresent
09/02/17 1:32:55 PM
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TC's kinda being senstationalistic as his "She choked on mah dick" defense was rejected and his legal team didn't use it.

He ended up getting off because there was no real evidence that he strangled her. Her body had no signs of Trauma and was covered in semen before she died.

That's almost the definition of innocent until proven guilty.
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EmeralDragon23
09/02/17 1:33:16 PM
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LMAO this fucking country
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Vultis_Zales
09/02/17 1:35:03 PM
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__aCEr__ posted...
Your honor I DEMAND that the jury sees this man's magnum dong!


Don't cha mean King Kong Dong
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ItsYourFault
09/02/17 1:37:34 PM
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how can you not be aware shes choking on your dick?

she would be choking for minutes before dying. are you just standing there watching her chokke to death on your dick?

seriously this makes no sense.
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3rd_Best_Master
09/02/17 1:39:43 PM
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ItsYourFault posted...
how can you not be aware shes choking on your dick?

she would be choking for minutes before dying. are you just standing there watching her chokke to death on your dick?

seriously this makes no sense.

Maybe she makes that obnoxious gargling sound like the woman with the grapefruit?
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Blo
09/02/17 1:41:02 PM
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Why can't I find a chick with that level of commitment?
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ItsYourFault
09/02/17 1:42:35 PM
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3rd_Best_Master posted...
ItsYourFault posted...
how can you not be aware shes choking on your dick?

she would be choking for minutes before dying. are you just standing there watching her chokke to death on your dick?

seriously this makes no sense.

Maybe she makes that obnoxious gargling sound like the woman with the grapefruit?

once her body goes into panic mode you'd think he'd realize something was wrong...unless he was trying to murder her.
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Webmaster4531
09/02/17 1:42:47 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Her body had no signs of Trauma and was covered in semen before she died.

Whose semen?
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_Goggalor_
09/02/17 1:43:03 PM
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ItsYourFault posted...
3rd_Best_Master posted...
ItsYourFault posted...
how can you not be aware shes choking on your dick?

she would be choking for minutes before dying. are you just standing there watching her chokke to death on your dick?

seriously this makes no sense.

Maybe she makes that obnoxious gargling sound like the woman with the grapefruit?

once her body goes into panic mode you'd think he'd realize something was wrong...unless he was trying to murder her.


She didn't tap out.
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Manocheese
09/02/17 1:43:28 PM
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RIP Man who
Died at the penis shot up to 97 inches
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SSJGrimReaper
09/02/17 1:44:12 PM
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Manocheese posted...
RIP Man who
Died at the penis shot up to 97 inches

XD
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UnfairRepresent
09/02/17 1:45:24 PM
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Webmaster4531 posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...
Her body had no signs of Trauma and was covered in semen before she died.

Whose semen?

The man accused of killing her.
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Vultis_Zales
09/02/17 1:46:05 PM
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Manocheese posted...
RIP Man who
Died at the penis shot up to 97 inches


LMAO
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kuwab0
09/02/17 3:03:26 PM
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Is that a good pick up line? "My dick is so big it killed my last girlfriend."
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FF_Redux
09/03/17 5:59:00 AM
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Kisai
09/03/17 6:27:46 AM
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Blo posted...
Why can't I find a chick with that level of commitment?

Well first, you need something for them to be able to choke on.
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JimmyJumper6
09/03/17 6:31:45 AM
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Expect more murders like this in the future then :/

wtf
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JE19426
09/03/17 6:36:10 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
TC's kinda being senstationalistic as his "She choked on mah dick" defense was rejected and his legal team didn't use it.


No TC isn't being sensationalist. Metro is, TC just copied and pasted their title.
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UnfairRepresent
09/03/17 8:30:05 AM
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JE19426 posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...
TC's kinda being senstationalistic as his "She choked on mah dick" defense was rejected and his legal team didn't use it.


No TC isn't being sensationalist. Metro is, TC just copied and pasted their title.

Sigless user logic.

Tc intentionally did not amend the story and tried to trick users into thinking how penis defese was relevant to his verdict. It was not.

JimmyJumper6 posted...
Expect more murders like this in the future then :/

wtf

Murders with no traumas or clear evidence of murder?
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N1NJAREB0RN
09/03/17 9:01:58 AM
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ItsYourFault posted...
3rd_Best_Master posted...
ItsYourFault posted...
how can you not be aware shes choking on your dick?

she would be choking for minutes before dying. are you just standing there watching her chokke to death on your dick?

seriously this makes no sense.

Maybe she makes that obnoxious gargling sound like the woman with the grapefruit?

once her body goes into panic mode you'd think he'd realize something was wrong...unless he was trying to murder her.


Maybe attempted murder gets him off
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Drrobotniks
09/03/17 9:31:05 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Sigless user logic.

"I have no rebuttal so i have to comment on something that has NOTHING to do with the conversation"

classic
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HaVeNII7
09/03/17 9:34:07 AM
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All she had to do was bite down.

That's literally it.

But no, she went through with it for the sake of getting her man off.

What a champion.

RIP
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Turbam
09/03/17 9:54:14 AM
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Imagine being on jury duty for this case.
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UnfairRepresent
09/03/17 12:01:17 PM
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Drrobotniks posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...
Sigless user logic.

"I have no rebuttal so i have to comment on something that has NOTHING to do with the conversation"

classic



Sigless user logic

I immediately followed with a rebuttal that you ignored
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Fossil
09/03/17 12:05:05 PM
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Manocheese posted...
RIP Man who
Died at the penis shot up to 97 inches

rofl
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