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| Topic | Working abroad I've seen far too many fat people. |
| Flasbangs 09/15/17 11:32:08 AM #32 | Santorin posted... EyeWontBeFooled posted...Draw your own conclusions. If you take what I said earlier as pent up aggression, you have lived a sheltered life indeed. Peace. Big fat yes --- "That's the metaphorical equivalent of flopping your wedding tackle into a lion's mouth and flicking his love spuds with a wet towel" - Arnold Rimmer |
| Topic | Working abroad I've seen far too many fat people. |
| Flasbangs 09/15/17 11:28:36 AM #29 | @EyeWontBeFooled Are you fat? --- "That's the metaphorical equivalent of flopping your wedding tackle into a lion's mouth and flicking his love spuds with a wet towel" - Arnold Rimmer |
| Topic | Working abroad I've seen far too many fat people. |
| Flasbangs 09/15/17 11:10:38 AM #8 | Santorin posted... Unfortunately it's easier to be fat, out of shape and unhealthy than fit and healthy. I'd think eating yourself up to whale size would take some effort. --- "That's the metaphorical equivalent of flopping your wedding tackle into a lion's mouth and flicking his love spuds with a wet towel" - Arnold Rimmer |
| Topic | Would you rather be attacked with acid or shot |
| Flasbangs 09/15/17 7:44:13 AM #2 | Whatever kills me faster. --- "That's the metaphorical equivalent of flopping your wedding tackle into a lion's mouth and flicking his love spuds with a wet towel" - Arnold Rimmer |
| Topic | Person A calls person B the N word and person B starts punching them, whos wrong |
| Flasbangs 09/15/17 7:31:57 AM #143 | gamepimp12 posted... l33t_iRk3n_Rm33 posted...Context is important. Still the guy who starts punching. --- "That's the metaphorical equivalent of flopping your wedding tackle into a lion's mouth and flicking his love spuds with a wet towel" - Arnold Rimmer |
| Topic | Person A calls person B the N word and person B starts punching them, whos wrong |
| Flasbangs 09/15/17 7:24:49 AM #140 | PinkiePie462 posted... The person who committed physical assault of course. --- "That's the metaphorical equivalent of flopping your wedding tackle into a lion's mouth and flicking his love spuds with a wet towel" - Arnold Rimmer |
| Topic | Have you ever noticed that black people |
| Flasbangs 09/07/17 2:53:41 AM #46 | Bishop9800 posted... Flasbangs posted...Do you think it's racist of me to mention that I've noticed a common scent from black people? Or that I mentioned that I once got mugged by a group of them? All are true, no matter how much they hurt your little feelies. If you didn't pick up on that sarcasm, I can't help you, no one can. Of all the black people I've met, I've been robbed by 8 of them, that's a fact. If you think that's categorising everyone, then again, I can't help you. And yes, I have noticed the same scent coming from multiple homes when I walk past them in my town. It's nothing, but a curiosity that I and others have noticed. It's not exactly racist. You could have told me you pick up a certain "white people scent" which I've been curious about, do we have a signature scent? But that's not as comforting as sitting in your wittle victim role is it? --- "That's the metaphorical equivalent of flopping your wedding tackle into a lion's mouth and flicking his love spuds with a wet towel" - Arnold Rimmer |
| Topic | Have you ever noticed that black people |
| Flasbangs 09/07/17 2:42:22 AM #44 | Bishop9800 posted... Flasbangs posted...Bishop9800 posted...Flasbangs posted... Nah, I'm not american. We don't fuck our sisters and Halloween is not much of a thing here. Do you think it's racist of me to mention that I've noticed a common scent from black people? Or that I mentioned that I once got mugged by a group of them? All are true, no matter how much they hurt your little feelies. --- "That's the metaphorical equivalent of flopping your wedding tackle into a lion's mouth and flicking his love spuds with a wet towel" - Arnold Rimmer |
| Topic | Have you ever noticed that black people |
| Flasbangs 09/07/17 2:34:18 AM #41 | Bishop9800 posted... Flasbangs posted... Maybe you were one of the muggers I met a few years back? --- "That's the metaphorical equivalent of flopping your wedding tackle into a lion's mouth and flicking his love spuds with a wet towel" - Arnold Rimmer |
| Topic | Have you ever noticed that black people |
| Flasbangs 09/07/17 2:30:20 AM #38 | Bishop9800 posted... Flasbangs posted... Yes that is exactly what I'm saying, word for word. 100% of black people are thieving unwashed scum, I know this because I've met every single one of them. --- "That's the metaphorical equivalent of flopping your wedding tackle into a lion's mouth and flicking his love spuds with a wet towel" - Arnold Rimmer |
| Topic | Have you ever noticed that black people |
| Flasbangs 09/07/17 2:26:16 AM #35 | MadDewg posted... *Peaks head into topic as the curious black guy that I am* :,( --- "That's the metaphorical equivalent of flopping your wedding tackle into a lion's mouth and flicking his love spuds with a wet towel" - Arnold Rimmer |
| Topic | Is The Shining racist? (spoilers) |
| Flasbangs 09/07/17 2:24:57 AM #20 | Why does it fucking matter? Gather up a bunch of black people and make another movie if it's so important... --- "That's the metaphorical equivalent of flopping your wedding tackle into a lion's mouth and flicking his love spuds with a wet towel" - Arnold Rimmer |
| Topic | Leaked document shows that EU leaders want to censor internet like China does |
| Flasbangs 09/07/17 2:14:14 AM #35 | PiOverlord posted... Flasbangs posted...PiOverlord posted...I don't care how flawed our great America can seem at times, I am glad I live in a country where I can say the dumbest things and not be punished by the government for saying it. That sounds nice tbh. I just wanna insult people and only have to fear getting fisted for it:( --- "That's the metaphorical equivalent of flopping your wedding tackle into a lion's mouth and flicking his love spuds with a wet towel" - Arnold Rimmer |
| Topic | Leaked document shows that EU leaders want to censor internet like China does |
| Flasbangs 09/07/17 2:08:16 AM #33 | PiOverlord posted... I don't care how flawed our great America can seem at times, I am glad I live in a country where I can say the dumbest things and not be punished by the government for saying it. So there's absolutely no chance for you to be punished for hate speech? --- "That's the metaphorical equivalent of flopping your wedding tackle into a lion's mouth and flicking his love spuds with a wet towel" - Arnold Rimmer |
| Topic | Leaked document shows that EU leaders want to censor internet like China does |
| Flasbangs 09/07/17 2:03:17 AM #30 | People are already well aware that she's a psychotic controlling turd. --- "That's the metaphorical equivalent of flopping your wedding tackle into a lion's mouth and flicking his love spuds with a wet towel" - Arnold Rimmer |
| Topic | Have you ever noticed that black people |
| Flasbangs 09/07/17 1:46:53 AM #33 | ShinobiNinjaX posted... I have noticed that it's usually white CEmen making topics like this, about minorities, or about "preferences", or about racial slurs. How can you tell peoples color here? Besides if anyone is whiny about race, it's black people. At least American ones. The real ones we have here give no shits. --- "That's the metaphorical equivalent of flopping your wedding tackle into a lion's mouth and flicking his love spuds with a wet towel" - Arnold Rimmer |
| Topic | so as of now all of florida is going to get inhaled by irma |
| Flasbangs 09/07/17 1:45:05 AM #8 | Florida man fears nothing!  --- "That's the metaphorical equivalent of flopping your wedding tackle into a lion's mouth and flicking his love spuds with a wet towel" - Arnold Rimmer |
| Topic | Have you ever noticed that black people |
| Flasbangs 09/07/17 1:40:25 AM #29 | snakes_righteye posted... Flasbangs posted...Bishop9800 posted...Flasbangs posted...They have a very specific scent.. You can always smell it when black people are near somehow. I think it has more to do with lack of cocoa butter and soap in its entirety on some of the black people around here.. But this isn't America, our black people are mostly economic immigrants from Somalia. --- "That's the metaphorical equivalent of flopping your wedding tackle into a lion's mouth and flicking his love spuds with a wet towel" - Arnold Rimmer |
| Topic | Have you ever noticed that black people |
| Flasbangs 09/07/17 1:35:00 AM #27 | Bishop9800 posted... Flasbangs posted...They have a very specific scent.. You can always smell it when black people are near somehow. I don't know.. Black people scent? I know I'm not the only one to notice this.. --- "That's the metaphorical equivalent of flopping your wedding tackle into a lion's mouth and flicking his love spuds with a wet towel" - Arnold Rimmer |
| Topic | Favorite "Game of Thrones" villain? *Possible Spoilers* |
| Flasbangs 09/07/17 1:32:40 AM #7 | Are there really villains in that show? It would have been boring AF without Joffrey and the other Lannisters to spice it up. Can't run a show with the Starks alone, they suck. Daenarys and Jon Boring are both weak uninteresting characters, who seem to run more on blind luck and suspension of disbelief than anything else. I can't wait for it to be over. --- "That's the metaphorical equivalent of flopping your wedding tackle into a lion's mouth and flicking his love spuds with a wet towel" - Arnold Rimmer |
| Topic | Have you ever noticed that black people |
| Flasbangs 09/07/17 1:26:33 AM #23 | They have a very specific scent.. You can always smell it when black people are near somehow. --- "That's the metaphorical equivalent of flopping your wedding tackle into a lion's mouth and flicking his love spuds with a wet towel" - Arnold Rimmer |
| Topic | Why doesn't God, man, just kill the Devil? |
| Flasbangs 09/06/17 7:36:51 AM #9 | Killing the Devil seems pointless since he's already in hell. --- "That's the metaphorical equivalent of flopping your wedding tackle into a lion's mouth and flicking his love spuds with a wet towel" - Arnold Rimmer |
| Topic | The big problem I have with Christianity is.. |
| Flasbangs 09/06/17 7:33:54 AM #16 | Link HT posted... mortimerjames posted...The atoms are the only reason you have a body and a brain, which is the only reason you think you have a consciousness. Zoom in close enough and I'll bet that a brain and a rock look pretty similar. --- "That's the metaphorical equivalent of flopping your wedding tackle into a lion's mouth and flicking his love spuds with a wet towel" - Arnold Rimmer |
| Topic | The big problem I have with Christianity is.. |
| Flasbangs 09/06/17 7:32:50 AM #15 | Link HT posted... Flasbangs posted...Maybe that rock was part of a being eons ago or will be part of one in the far off future.. Who knows? Not you or anyone else. I think "Maybe, but probably not" applies more to any religion out there. --- "That's the metaphorical equivalent of flopping your wedding tackle into a lion's mouth and flicking his love spuds with a wet towel" - Arnold Rimmer |
| Topic | Reading It, it really seems like bullies in the 60s were way worse than |
| Flasbangs 09/06/17 7:29:39 AM #10 | I read this book written by Jan Guillou a few years back. It's a pretty good story about bullying on a Swedish private school in the 50s. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evil_(novel) I don't know if there is an english version though.. pretty good read. --- "That's the metaphorical equivalent of flopping your wedding tackle into a lion's mouth and flicking his love spuds with a wet towel" - Arnold Rimmer |
| Topic | Reading It, it really seems like bullies in the 60s were way worse than |
| Flasbangs 09/06/17 7:14:40 AM #2 | Ah the good ol' days, when crying about bullies got you the ol' backhand. --- "That's the metaphorical equivalent of flopping your wedding tackle into a lion's mouth and flicking his love spuds with a wet towel" - Arnold Rimmer |
| Topic | The big problem I have with Christianity is.. |
| Flasbangs 09/06/17 7:12:42 AM #7 | Link HT posted... utarefson posted...Whether that energy is conscious or not is something we will ever know. The only true answer to any religious debate is: We don't know. Maybe that rock was part of a being eons ago or will be part of one in the far off future.. Who knows? Not you or anyone else. --- "That's the metaphorical equivalent of flopping your wedding tackle into a lion's mouth and flicking his love spuds with a wet towel" - Arnold Rimmer |
| Topic | Torrent websites have been getting shut down right and left the past few years.. |
| Flasbangs 09/06/17 7:02:32 AM #36 | Not that hard to use proxybay. Neither is it hard to get around most region blocks... --- "That's the metaphorical equivalent of flopping your wedding tackle into a lion's mouth and flicking his love spuds with a wet towel" - Arnold Rimmer |
| Topic | iphones = Rich People...... Android Phones = Poor People |
| Flasbangs 09/06/17 6:54:45 AM #2 | http://imgur.com/gallery/FOwZ77O --- "That's the metaphorical equivalent of flopping your wedding tackle into a lion's mouth and flicking his love spuds with a wet towel" - Arnold Rimmer |
| Topic | Is Weight Gainer protein powder worth it? |
| Flasbangs 09/06/17 6:47:08 AM #5 | Thank you. I just want to change my BMI from 17 to about 20;p --- "That's the metaphorical equivalent of flopping your wedding tackle into a lion's mouth and flicking his love spuds with a wet towel" - Arnold Rimmer |
| Topic | Is Weight Gainer protein powder worth it? |
| Flasbangs 09/06/17 6:44:53 AM #3 | I do go to the gym 2 to 3 times a week, but it's mostly cardio and stuff, I don't want to end up having my muscles being a 2nd job.. --- "That's the metaphorical equivalent of flopping your wedding tackle into a lion's mouth and flicking his love spuds with a wet towel" - Arnold Rimmer |
| Topic | Is Weight Gainer protein powder worth it? |
| Flasbangs 09/06/17 6:38:45 AM #1 | Trying to gain weight since being perpetually skinny is getting dull. I can't eat nearly enough to reach the required 3000 calories a day... Could I make up for some of that with a Weight Gainer? --- "That's the metaphorical equivalent of flopping your wedding tackle into a lion's mouth and flicking his love spuds with a wet towel" - Arnold Rimmer |
| Topic | Crazy hurricane Irma making landfall |
| Flasbangs 09/06/17 6:07:21 AM #6 | Just_a_loser posted... Holy shit That makes the hurricanes we get here look like a light breeze. --- "That's the metaphorical equivalent of flopping your wedding tackle into a lion's mouth and flicking his love spuds with a wet towel" - Arnold Rimmer |
| Topic | What place on earth is free from hurricanes, tornadoes, earthquakes, volcanoes, |
| Flasbangs 09/06/17 5:44:05 AM #64 | Nikra posted... Denmark. We don't have that crap. The worst thing you metion is about 5 to 10 days a year just beneet freesing temperatures. The only thing that kills us danes. is about one person a year getting stroke by lightning. We do have small tornadoes and earthquakes, but yea, if you die from those you're doing it on purpose. The most dangerous thing here seems to be falling into the fjord at 3AM after drinking all night. --- "That's the metaphorical equivalent of flopping your wedding tackle into a lion's mouth and flicking his love spuds with a wet towel" - Arnold Rimmer |
| Topic | stupidest reason you got dumped ..? |
| Flasbangs 09/06/17 5:40:16 AM #7 | I've never actually been dumped.. Got used for sexual favors by an older woman once, who then ignored me, but I'm cool with that. --- "That's the metaphorical equivalent of flopping your wedding tackle into a lion's mouth and flicking his love spuds with a wet towel" - Arnold Rimmer |
| Topic | When I was in school, there was an anti-TMNT policy |
| Flasbangs 09/06/17 5:36:34 AM #2 | Should've gone with a Biker Mice From Mars shirt then. --- "That's the metaphorical equivalent of flopping your wedding tackle into a lion's mouth and flicking his love spuds with a wet towel" - Arnold Rimmer |
| Topic | Daily reminder that if it's ok to punch Nazis, it's also ok to punch Commies. |
| Flasbangs 09/06/17 4:57:35 AM #5 | Even if you did punch a commie, even a 5 year old girl one, she'd probably kick your ass. --- "That's the metaphorical equivalent of flopping your wedding tackle into a lion's mouth and flicking his love spuds with a wet towel" - Arnold Rimmer |
| Topic | ... when my coworker points out things on her computer screen, she actually taps |
| Flasbangs 09/05/17 10:51:34 AM #3 | It bothers you because you are sane. --- "That's the metaphorical equivalent of flopping your wedding tackle into a lion's mouth and flicking his love spuds with a wet towel" - Arnold Rimmer |
| Topic | Would you care that much if World War 3 started? |
| Flasbangs 09/04/17 12:22:38 PM #2 | I'd start moving North. Far away from warm places and bugs and people. --- "That's the metaphorical equivalent of flopping your wedding tackle into a lion's mouth and flicking his love spuds with a wet towel" - Arnold Rimmer |
| Topic | Why are anal and eating ass so popular among millennials? |
| Flasbangs 09/04/17 12:11:41 PM #22 | TheVipaGTS posted... Flasbangs posted...TheVipaGTS posted...Because we're not prudes and like to have fun in the bedroom. I only get 1 girl and I don't do anything with her asshole, nor does she do anything to mine, we're not sick. --- "That's the metaphorical equivalent of flopping your wedding tackle into a lion's mouth and flicking his love spuds with a wet towel" - Arnold Rimmer |
| Topic | Man dead after running into the flames at Burning Man festival |
| Flasbangs 09/04/17 12:08:45 PM #6 | the_cajun88 posted... There is a painfully obvious joke here. I'm not going to say it. BURNING MAAAN! --- "That's the metaphorical equivalent of flopping your wedding tackle into a lion's mouth and flicking his love spuds with a wet towel" - Arnold Rimmer |
| Topic | How you ever called out anyone in your family for saying something racist? |
| Flasbangs 09/04/17 12:00:10 PM #5 | Yea, my mom was going on quite a rant while I was moving into my new place.. Had to shut her up because I didn't want to get lynched by the neighbours. --- "That's the metaphorical equivalent of flopping your wedding tackle into a lion's mouth and flicking his love spuds with a wet towel" - Arnold Rimmer |
| Topic | I've never watched any Star Trek. If I had to pick one series |
| Flasbangs 09/04/17 11:57:37 AM #8 | Doom_Art posted... Never watched the shows Because it has the highest potential for a great story arc, but they end up ruining it with nonsense. --- "That's the metaphorical equivalent of flopping your wedding tackle into a lion's mouth and flicking his love spuds with a wet towel" - Arnold Rimmer |
| Topic | What's with the internet trope of everyone being depressed? |
| Flasbangs 09/04/17 11:54:08 AM #2 | Yea, pretty much. --- "That's the metaphorical equivalent of flopping your wedding tackle into a lion's mouth and flicking his love spuds with a wet towel" - Arnold Rimmer |
| Topic | Why are anal and eating ass so popular among millennials? |
| Flasbangs 09/04/17 11:51:59 AM #16 | TheVipaGTS posted... Because we're not prudes and like to have fun in the bedroom. Eating shit is fun? Go you for not being "prude" lol --- "That's the metaphorical equivalent of flopping your wedding tackle into a lion's mouth and flicking his love spuds with a wet towel" - Arnold Rimmer |
| Topic | Man ARRESTED after POLICE found his labeled DRUG bag at a festival |
| Flasbangs 09/04/17 11:49:44 AM #8 | Is this ANOTHER clickbait posting IDIOT we can put on IGNORE? --- "That's the metaphorical equivalent of flopping your wedding tackle into a lion's mouth and flicking his love spuds with a wet towel" - Arnold Rimmer |
| Topic | Sisko is the worst Star Trek captain... |
| Flasbangs 09/04/17 11:47:33 AM #45 | Weyoun is such a great character though:) https://youtu.be/rACCZaBcq1g?t=87 --- "That's the metaphorical equivalent of flopping your wedding tackle into a lion's mouth and flicking his love spuds with a wet towel" - Arnold Rimmer |
| Topic | I've never watched any Star Trek. If I had to pick one series |
| Flasbangs 09/04/17 11:32:55 AM #2 | All of them. The original series can feel very dated though, so I'd start with The Next Generation. Skip the animated series entirely. --- "That's the metaphorical equivalent of flopping your wedding tackle into a lion's mouth and flicking his love spuds with a wet towel" - Arnold Rimmer |
| Topic | Why are anal and eating ass so popular among millennials? |
| Flasbangs 09/04/17 11:26:40 AM #12 | ItsYourFault posted... talking about a virgin topic Spotted the forever alone guy. --- "That's the metaphorical equivalent of flopping your wedding tackle into a lion's mouth and flicking his love spuds with a wet towel" - Arnold Rimmer |
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