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who were your heroes when you were a little kid?
Who were my heroes? Who were my heroes? I loved Angelina Jolie. I don’t know. I don’t know if I have a “hero.”

Does ana just go up to you and says "hey i need these questions from strangers on the internet answered and then i will post your replies for all to see" or something?
Yes.

Also how close would you say you are to him? (Im interested in how anagram would answer this too)
Eh. You’re alright.

My response: Eh, she’s alright.

Do you think Anagram would take a bullet for you?
No. I don’t think so.

How annoyed with Anagram are you right now?
Not very at all.

What so you think of teachers who sleep with their students?
What are talking college professors or high school? Max met Zack when he was her teacher.
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I'm going to ask her more when I see her again, hopefully tonight.

tabiicat42 posted...

This was a thousand times less interesting than I expected it to be

Last time people asked better questions!
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44. Professor Moriarty
"Why am I even in this ranking? I only had two appearances."

Shelock's nemesis
But only kind of if you
Really read the books.
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80. Erina Shindou
https://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/ore-twi/images/b/b7/Erina_full_body.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20161021042013
Origin: Gonna Be the Twintail!
Nominator: OrangeCrush980
Looks: 56
Personality: 60
Projected Wife Capacity: 60
Overall Score: 58.7

Like all Japanese high school students, Erina is either a magical girl or a giant robot pilot. On a semi-serious note, I once read that in the DC Universe, Japan also has superheroes, but they’re more anime-esque and mainly fight Godzilla-type monsters and anime types of things, which is mildly clever.

Looks-wise, sorry, but she’s nothing special. She would actually be higher without the twintail. It’s pure generic anime cuteness that gets her as high as she is, and her outfits are all either boring generic school uniforms or this monstrosity that I’ve linked. It’s too complicated and weird-looking for my taste, which probably means that it’s perfect for anime purposes.

Personality-wise, she’s a Proper Young Lady, polite and friendly to everyone. But she also has secret exhibitionist and masochistic tendencies… does that sound weird to anyone else? Not the masochistic part, the exhibitionist one. How can you be a secret exhibitionist? I guess if you have a secret identity and like dressing up as a slutty superheroohwait. Also, her superhero name is Tail Hope, which I hope doesn’t mean that she’s always running behind hope, trying to catch up.

PWC-wise, I couldn’t find a lot of information on how she would act, but I’m going to guess that a Proper Young Lady character wouldn’t be difficult to get along with. She’s also a superhero adventurer type, but not to the point where she runs around the universe or whatever, so it won’t be hard to work with her.

Overall? I can see something working out, but she’s just a little too anime-y for my tastes. I could still eat a dish of this, but this metaphor has gotten out of control.
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Peridiam posted...

Anagram, would you be willing to rank the characters as they are in just the first book once you finish it?

Sure.

I'm around page 450~. Jon just asked the maester to take Sam.
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I have twelve stations favorited on my car radio. I can flip through them and almost always find at least one playing that song.
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Jaime just had his guards murder Ned's men for no real reason. Funny knowing what happens to his character later.
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What character has the best skins overall? I'm thinking McCree or Mercy.
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Favorite game at the minute?
I don’t play video games. I’m kind of surprised anyone would even ask.

anagram's sister, why don't you make a gamefaqs account
Why would I? I literally like why would I? It’s just for people who play video games, right?

How do you feel about Anagram making topics like this? Do you enjoy it?
I suppose. I guess I don’t understand why anyone is so eager to ask me questions?

Anagrams sister, if you made a gamesfaqs account what would your preferred username be?
It would be… I don’t know, I feel like anything I came up with would be really lame to all of you.

Sonic, Tails, or Knuckles?
Tails or Knuckles? Do you know what that means? I know Sonic the Hedgehog, is that what we’re talking about. Oh! You know what video game I’ve been thinking about lately that you got for me? It was that uh Delfino Square you got it for me when I was really little.

Rank the Friends main cast?
Phoebe is number 1, then Joey, then Ross, then Rachel, oh I forgot Chandler, Chandler can go after Ross, then Monica is last. Monica is the worst!

what is your favorite pony
Pony? I don’t know what you… I couldn’t even name two kinds of ponies. Oh, do you mean My Little Pony? I couldn’t distinguish them.

What do you think of adults getting attached to childrens show characters?
Like um isn’t My Little Pony where like people dress up like the grown men dress up as the characters? Furries, what’s the term?

What is the largest asteroid in the asteroid belt?
Next.

Who's the most popular character on GameFAQs?
The most popular character? But I don’t know what characters there are. Link. Zelda. Link.

What happens when we die?
When anyone dies? Well, your body’s decomposed and then it goes back into the universe as the elements it was made of, and then I don’t know. You soul probably waves out into general energy. Does that make sense?

How do you pronounce "GameFAQs?"
Game-faks.

How does she say "y/o"? How does she say "heifer"?
Year old? High-fer?

Have you ever cut someone's hair while they were sleeping?
No.

Who's your parents' favorite child?
Probably Maxwelle, I would say. (note: she’s our other sister)

What's the first thing you remember about school (back in like Kindergarten)?
I actually remember when mom dropped me off in my pink outfit and I remember Makenna came up to me and was like ‘do you want to be best friends’ and I was like ‘yeah.’

Why is your brother so bad at making polls?
You tell me.

If you were a polar bear what would the colour nyanza smell like?
Like white flowers.
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Terrible.

http://www.latimes.com/entertainment/la-et-entertainment-news-updates-august-stunt-woman-killed-deadpool-2-1502732623-htmlstory.html
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It's been like two years since the last time we did one of these. Basically just ask her basic information questions about any subject or about Friends and we see if she gives a correct answer (but usually it's no).
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I should also say that Vi is not a high tier LoL waifu. There are many others who'd be way above her. LoL is top tier at producing waifus.
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Raka_Putra posted...

So her daughter is also a robot?

I assume her reproductive organs are still human.





81. Vi
https://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/leagueoflegends/images/2/20/Vi_OfficerSkin.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20170616004306
Origin: League of Legends
Nominator: profDEADPOOL (3/5 Remaining)
Looks: 81
Personality: 56
Projected Wife Capacity: 38
Overall Score: 58.3

Vi is a character from League of Legends, a game I played what feels like a million years ago. I started playing just before Vayne was released and stopped like eight months later, so whenever that was. She’s a criminal who became a cop, and now she punches people with her giant gauntlets.

Vi’s Looks are by far her strongest attribute. She’s just beautiful. I’m not normally into dyed hair, but she works in spite of it (she’d be higher with normal hair). I assume she has normal-sized hands, though (I’ve never seen her without the gauntlets).

She’s just slightly above average on Personality. I might be taking it too easy on her, I normally don’t like impulsive and loud, but I’m willing to work with her.

What kills her is the PWC. Putting aside the fact that she’s almost certainly a lesbian, she clearly enjoys fighting and little else, and I’m just about the most non-aggressive guy out there. I’ve been in one fight in my life, when my friend Charles and I were waiting for our moms to pick us up after school so we decided to fight to pass the time. It ended when Charles got upset that I hit his shoulder and gave up.

Overall, Vi would probably rank higher if I was into wrestling or MMA at all, or if I was a cop or something. As it is, she’s workable… if I was a girl and also gay.
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45. Zek
"Nyehehehe! Quarrrrrk!"

Greedy rich ruler
Rarely funny but he does
Cause humor elsewhere.
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CaptainOfCrush posted...

Man, I had no idea - and he's 55?!

Now I kinda feel bad that I most recognize him for his laughing meme and the Mummy scream. I think his only movie I've watched start to finish was Rain Man.

The Mummy scream is legit hilarious, don't feel bad about that.
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https://www.comicbookmovie.com/action/mission_impossible/tom-cruise-reportedly-injured-while-performing-high-flying-stunt-for-mission-impossible-6-a153236

Worse yet, it was just him jumping a small gap, not anything cool.

The legendary actor was attempting to jump from one building to another, but shockingly, fell just a little short of his mark and ended up hitting the side of the building instead. He managed to pull himself up over the ledge and even attempted to continue running through the take, but was noticeably limping and ultimately collapsed to his knees. He was then assisted by crew members and leaped back to the edge of the opposite building before being helped off-set.

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mnkboy907 posted...

Anagram posted...

Who's the last important character to die besides the Sand Snakes?

...Olenna?

Oh yeah derp
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Who's the last important character to die besides the Sand Snakes?
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MarquessLaus posted...

Anagram posted...

LOLIAmAnAlt posted...

Oh idk, I stopped keeping up with the actual storyline years ago.
I just assumed that she was still a robot since her name is still Android 18

MWC knows way more than I do, but I think she was a human who got turned into an android, then for no reason kept using her android name after becoming human again.

The wish removed a bomb, she's still a cyborg.

I thought there was a second wish, but it's big a long-ass time since I watched DBZ. If she's still a cyborg the entire time, then it's even weirder that she does nothing in the one episode of DB Super I've seen, where all of the guys play baseball and all of the girls sit and watch politely.
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LOLIAmAnAlt posted...

Oh idk, I stopped keeping up with the actual storyline years ago.
I just assumed that she was still a robot since her name is still Android 18

MWC knows way more than I do, but I think she was a human who got turned into an android, then for no reason kept using her android name after becoming human again.
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LOLIAmAnAlt posted...

Your cool with that she is a literal robot?

Doesn't she get turned into a human by magic? I remember she has a daughter for sure.
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82. Android 18
https://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/dragonball/images/9/9f/989.png/revision/latest?cb=20110222004337
Origin: Dragon Ball
Nominator: Not_an_Owl (2/5 Remaining)
Looks: 44
Personality: 60
Projected Wife Capacity: 70
Overall Score: 58

Android 18 is, ah **** it, you know perfectly well who she is. She’s also the first waifu in a while from a series I’m already familiar with. The last one was Kira waaay back.

It may surprise you, but her Looks are pretty low. I like DBZ well enough, but the aesthetic it uses does not make for attractive women, and Android 18 suffers from that. In another series, maybe she’d be really high. In this series, her most important feature is a forehead the size of Krillin’s body, and that just doesn’t work for me.

Personality-wise, she’s cool and collected, sarcastic, and laid back. I should probably dock her points for willingly helping to destroy the world, and we know she would have since Future Trucks’ future is a Terminator-style world she helped create, but eh. She gets over it.

Her real appeal is her PWC. She’s one of the few waifus we actually see wifing in action many times, so we know everything about her as a waifu is going to work out well.

Overall, she’s not bad. She’s never going to be super into public displays of affection, but that also means she won’t expect them for herself, which is probably a good thing.
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46. Nyota Uhura
"Would you all like to hear me sing?"

Kind of boring girl
Is always at work on time
I like her enough.
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scarletspeed7 posted...

I think you could theoretically prequelize Daniel Craig's Bonds to fit into the timeline.

No. If his movies are prequels, then female M dies before Brosnan Bond.
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Bump
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JonThePenguin posted...

I haven't seen any Craig movies and already acknowledged I've heard they put a pretty hard kibosh on it (something about the parents' grave), but Lazenby could've been acknowledging his predecessor's stuff and the shared name thing could've been a coincidence.

"No way to make the theory work" my ass. =P You should see some of the magnificent contortions Star Wars writers pulled to make things fit together in the pre-Disney EU.

Then how do both Connery and Lazenby Bond consider Blofeld to be their archnemesis? I remember Lazenby Bond is like "I have a history with Blofeld" that can only be explained by him being Connery Bond as well.
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There's no way to make the "each Bond is a different person" theory work. Brosnan and Lazenby Bond both have dead wives with the same names, Lazenby Bond looks at memorabilia from Connery Bond's adventures, and Brosnan and Craig Bond both had parents who died in skiing accidents.
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WhiteLens posted...

And thus goes my first nom.

Kinda surprised that it was the trap first, but at the same time not surprised that it was my other 'joke' nom.

Wait, Kimura's Wife is a trap? Because nothing like that was mentioned on the Wiki.
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83. Kimura’s Wife
https://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/azumanga/images/1/1e/Kimura%27s_Wife_as_an_Angel_1.png/revision/latest?cb=20140112230114
Origin: Azumanga Daioh
Nominator: WhiteLens (3/4 Remaining)
Looks: 60
Personality: 45
Projected Wife Capacity: 69
Overall Score: 58

One waifu to rule them all, one waifu to find them, one waifu to bring them all and in the darkness bind them. The original waifu to end all waifus, Kimura’s Wife is a very minor character who was once referred to as “mai waifu” and thus a meme was born.

Looks-wise, I might be going a little too easy on her, but she’s pretty good. I’d say she’s on the higher end of generic anime cuteness.

Personality-wise, she’s ditzy but kind, doing things like chasing a tin can until she runs into a lamppost.

The important part is her PWC. Apparently she’s completely fine with her husband looking like a gross monster and loves him anyway. I don’t look like a gross monster, but neither do I look like a hot guy. Sounds like this is easy to make work.

Overall, Kimura’s Wife is both a good waifu and a good wife, so who am I to complain?
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48. Kathryn Janeway
"B'Elanna, I want you to run an inverse neutron pulse through the deflector dish so we can simulate a multiphasic tachyon wave, it just might work!"

Detestable witch!
Strands her ship and drinks coffee.
Crew horribly dead.
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X_Dante_X posted...

well she could get drunk with her friends here

I doubt they'd enjoy talking about how far Sephiroth has fallen in the X-stats.
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X_Dante_X posted...

why doesn't the first sister have an account yet

The normal sister is too normal for this site, and the silly sister is too busy doing dumb twenty-one year-old things like getting drunk with her friends.
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GuessMyUserName posted...

I dream of a female jeff

What's the female version of Jeffery as a name?
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I already have two sisters.

X_Dante_X posted...

anagram's sister is alright from those random topics the two of them do

Sadly the other sister wouldn't be interesting on these topics because she's basically just a normal person.
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PrinceKaro posted...

I would be ok with making a totally new character who is like some illegitimate daughter of the original Bond and having her deal with her father's legacy.

But recasting the actual character of James Bond as female, fucking hell no.

In complete fairness to this idea, Sean Connery Bond having a daughter in like 1995 when he's 70 or whatever would be in-character.
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https://www.gamespot.com/articles/cara-delevigne-wants-to-play-james-bond-as-rumored/1100-6452105/

I'm sure no one on B8 has very strong feelings about James Bond, but I'm still curious.
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swordz9 posted...

Dumb non-event Bastion legendary skin

Ha. I recently got a Zen legendary skin, and I now have every single one of his skins. I've never bought any of them and I almost never use him.
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Nameless2000 posted...

Yep. Adrian is #1 and brunette Zelda is #2.

I hope my rankings end up being the exact opposite of yours, but I honestly don't remember where brown-haired Zelda is.
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It was Lion's Tooth, yes.
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SeabassDebeste posted...

2. Khal Drogo spends some time seducing Dany instead of just mounting her immediately.

Nothing gets me in the mood like an oily barbarian turning me over in his hands while saying "No."
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Was she your favorite of the five you nominated?
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Up to Varys telling Ned about Jon Arryn's death and the Hound winning the tournament.

So much set up. At least I know it's paid off.
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http://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Seven_Kingdoms
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Great topic, Johnbobb, thanks for the reads.
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Does he still make music?
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I can't decide if I like Widowmaker's beach outfit more than her human skin color outfit.
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Post your favorite movie of his thatisnt aladdin.
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Jeff Zero posted...

Alexander lasting until 49th for you is probably my biggest Anagram surprise thus far this year.

It wasn't planned out that way, I promise.
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84. Adrian Andrews
http://rs80.pbsrc.com/albums/j191/Son_07/Phoenix%20Wright/PW%20Justice%20For%20All/AdrianAndrews-cries.gif~c200
Origin: Ace Attorney
Nominator: Nameless2000 (4/5 Remaining)
Looks: 66
Personality: 42
Projected Wife Capacity: 65
Overall Score: 57.7

Nameless’ first waifu bites the dust, and we’re finally down to everyone losing at least one. Adrian is a suspect in a murder until mitigating circumstances get her off the hook.

Looks-wise, she’s pretty hot. I generally don’t prefer that kind of hairstyle, but she makes it work, and I can like glasses. One thing I should admit is that she’d have a higher score if I could have used a piece of fanart I found, but that wouldn’t be fair to anyone else, so nope.

Personality-wise, yeesh. In her first appearance she’s stoic and icy, in her second she’s cute and clumsy. I’d have given her an average score either way, but she’s also super emotionally dependent on her friends and tried to kill herself after one died? That’s all kinds of nope for me.

The irony is that her PWC is still very high. She’s got a good job at a museum and is otherwise a solid waifu. There is the question of whether or not she’s gay, because TVTropes heavily implies it, so I guess if she is that creates an obvious problem, but I’m assuming for purposes of waifu ranking that she is not.

Overall, she’s good looks and can handle being a waifu. The only problem is being really weird. Also interfering with a crime scene.
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49. Alexander Rozhenko
"Fatherrrrrrrrr I'm six let's uhhhh act like a six year-old?"

He's six and acts six
I guess that's about accurate?
Kids are annoying.
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