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TopicIs that surgeon still going to do that head transplant?
EternalDivide
06/07/17 3:54:43 AM
#16
If the guy wants to let him try given his situation. Then let him.
Sure it most likely will fail. But let him give it a try. In the miracle chance it works it'll go down in history. There's a better chance it'll work than there is of the guy surviving otherwise anyway.
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TopicUgh, I have to stay the Luxor tonight
EternalDivide
06/06/17 6:48:14 PM
#6
New York New York. But you have to cross Excalibur to get there. *vomit*
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TopicName some 1999-2001 pop punk/alternative rock songs.
EternalDivide
06/06/17 5:51:02 PM
#16
Feline_Heart posted...

Holy hell. I bought that cd in junior year. It was during Thanksgiving break 1998 while I was out with some friend at a mall. I can't believe I remember that. Also, damn am I getting old.
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TopicPS2>>PS1=PS4>>PS3. Yup!
EternalDivide
06/06/17 5:46:43 PM
#14
PS2>PS1>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>PS4>>>>>>>>>>>>PS3
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TopicWhy are military bathrooms just a large room with toilets...
EternalDivide
06/06/17 5:11:00 PM
#11
I thought open toilets and showers in the military were nothing but urban legend at this point. Something to scare people with before they enter that hasn't existed since the 70s at the most recent. Like showering in high school.
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TopicWho remembers Harvey Birdman?
EternalDivide
06/06/17 5:06:27 PM
#16
This was one of my favorites. And yeah, Sealab 2021 was superior, until they replaced Captain Murphy after his va died.



Honestly this and the Colbert Report were the best Colbert was capable of imho. Now as himself he's just a hateful bitter pill. It's not even jokes or impressions or parody. But that's another subject completely.
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TopicWhy does Google hate America?
EternalDivide
06/06/17 3:29:42 PM
#26
Because liberals have no love for anyone or anything but themselves. That's the simple answer.
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TopicObama is giving a speech tonight. Is he going to talk about Trump?
EternalDivide
06/06/17 3:25:39 PM
#2
Because the classy thing to do is not talk about your successor. No matter what he's doing. There's countless others doing that as it is.
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TopicAnyone else's cat drool?
EternalDivide
06/06/17 3:28:23 AM
#6
Mine is like that. Ever since she was little. I can't have her on my lap or on my bed/sofa with me because she's just fucking gross. When she's just sitting around she's fine but as soon as she gets close or you pet her and she starts purring. She starts drooling like a nasty dog.
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TopicI have been fired from two jobs
EternalDivide
06/04/17 5:33:47 PM
#15
Over 17 years.
Quit at one because they wouldn't work with my college schedule.
Purposely stopped going into my grand 2 hour a week retail job because I got another one. So fired due to no show. Don't care.
My position was "downsized" at another.
Terminated for no show due to an allergic illness I developed from the manufacturing work I was doing. Honestly that was a god send.
Contract not renewed at another.

The work I have now, even if it's only substitute work (while supposedly waiting for a full time slot that's been promised for over a year now). It's more solid work than any of those.
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TopicWhatever happened to Brendan Fraser?
EternalDivide
06/04/17 5:27:38 PM
#9
His wife was an epic heinous gold digging psycho.
He evidently found the worst possible divorce attorney on the planet.
His child support is something like a million a year.
And honestly I think he does as little work as possible so that way he simply doesn't have the cash to hand over to the wench.
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Topic*corporation complains about turnover*
EternalDivide
06/04/17 5:15:05 PM
#6
coolboy11 posted...
*gives employee who never calls out reduced hours*
retail is such dogshit lol

Yup. Been there. Retail is the absolute worst. So honestly when I hear the crying from them about how they're doing poorly because Amazon is taking their business. Good. I would say I feel bad for the employees that will be out of work but considering everyone below supervisor level at every place I worked had under 8 hours a week. Sometimes as low as 2 hours per week. There's very little difference between nothing and that. Especially when you factor in commute which a lot of people had.

Just fuck retail management types. Just fuck them right in the eye and the corporations they work for too.
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TopicWould you rather go to the Grand Canyon or Disneyworld?
EternalDivide
06/04/17 2:51:30 PM
#22
Grand Canyon. But as said already, there are much better national parks nearby it.
I'm going again next month but I've been a few times. It's amazing to look at. The scale of it is incredible. And while you can use the trail to walk down it a way. Unless you're a seasoned hiker and plan on hoofing down all the way and then back or are on the mules to do it. You really just walk down a bit and turn back.
You're never in it even though you're in it if you know what I mean. Zion, Bryce and others you have all these different trails. Different locations within the park, different rock formations to hike and see. Grand Canyon I would describe more as just being a static image you can walk into a little and your perspective of it changes slightly. But largely, just like walking around the edge, your view of it stays the same. As big and impressive as it is, there's not much to it.

Disneyworld strikes me a just Disneyland with x10 the crowd size and suffocating humidity.
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TopicWhat was your first concert?
EternalDivide
06/04/17 5:45:47 AM
#24
Offspring on their Americana tour 1999.
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TopicWhat's the most enjoyable aspect of your job?
EternalDivide
06/03/17 2:57:48 AM
#10
Money.
It being a M-F job.
Being almost completely alone at the site after a few hours.
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TopicDo black people actually prefer being called African American
EternalDivide
06/03/17 2:44:37 AM
#33
When I see Africa America on a map somewhere, that's the day I start using that term.
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TopicDid you know that 73% of all TV commercials are for asbestos exposure law firms?
EternalDivide
06/03/17 2:42:10 AM
#11
Prescription drugs.
Cars.
Ambulance chasing law firms.
Cancer kids.
Abused animals/kids.
Then the random ad for dump cakes or something.

Imho that's about the order in terms of quantity of commercials I see.
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TopicStatue of urinating dog appears next to Fearless Girl statue
EternalDivide
06/03/17 2:36:29 AM
#35
I still think that stupid statue represents the opposite message of what those idiot feminists think it does. "Idiot woman standing in the way of progress." is a much better title. So by all means leave it there.
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TopicWhat are you generally moderated for?
EternalDivide
06/02/17 5:28:33 PM
#22
YookaLaylee posted...
Puglia77 posted...
Mist_Turnips posted...
glitteringfairy posted...
chill02 posted...
offensive

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Topicthe new arcade fire song is lit as fuck
EternalDivide
06/02/17 5:26:05 PM
#23
Wtf does "lit" even mean? I'm old, I'm 35 okay. I just went to my youngest brother's hs graduation yesterday and every speaker, both student and teacher/administrator referred to his class as being "lit!". And god was is embarrassing to have to hear. I mean the kids you can chalk up to being stupid and thinking it sounds cool but jesus, having to hear 60 year old men use the term is cringe inducing.

And btw. 90 minutes of hearing every asshole club president, class head mucky muck and administrator say the same damn thing with slight variation. God what a waste of time. Mine was principal, the two top nerds and then diplomas. Bam, done in 60 minutes.
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TopicWhite men to blame for shows getting cancelled?
EternalDivide
06/02/17 5:14:09 AM
#3
Idk? But whoever cancelled that abortion with Jenna Elfman where she talks to her cgi troll thing bff after only a few episode should have everyone's thanks.

Now they just need to cancel that other festering turd about the talking depressed,hipster asshole dog.
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TopicNearly 39% of Americans over the age of 15 now classified as obese.
EternalDivide
06/02/17 5:10:08 AM
#40
Yeah but is this based on one of those bs bmi charts or something? Those things alway tell me I should be 125-145 lbs. and I'm sorry but that's not right. I mean if I'm dying then sure. But their "normal" always seems underweight to me so that's why the "overweight" and "obese" tiers have like 90% of the population in them.
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TopicDo you think anyone has ever ended up pregnant from being on Naked and Afraid?
EternalDivide
06/02/17 5:03:38 AM
#18
I'm pretty sure sex is one of the last things on the minds of the people on that show.
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TopicBest quotes made by a final boss? *mark spoilers if necessary*
EternalDivide
06/02/17 4:58:42 AM
#4
Granted there's a tad more to it and it's a little out of context but in FFXII.
Vayne to Ashe: "Who are you?"

That about sums up everything you need to know about story connections right there. That's perfectly fitting for that game because there really is that much of a disconnect between your main cast and the bad guys/plot.
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TopicAnderson Cooper tries a schizophrenia simulator
EternalDivide
06/02/17 4:51:44 AM
#3
So he listened to his own broadcast for a few minutes?
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Topicdo americans literally wear shoes in the house
EternalDivide
06/02/17 3:46:53 AM
#27
I honestly can't think of anyone I know that doesn't keep their shoes on inside. Why wouldn't you? The floor is dirty. Not to mention walking barefoot is like torture for me anyway. I need arch support.
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TopicDoes the general us population agree with trump leaving the Paris accord?
EternalDivide
06/02/17 3:44:21 AM
#5
He said this is what he was going to do. Along with many of the other things he's attempted to do.
When was the last time a candidate actually did what they promised to do (or at least try to)? I don't know of any that ever did. So like him or hate him he's at least doing the things he said he would do.
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TopicMy karma is 5,555.
EternalDivide
05/31/17 9:59:51 AM
#3
How Interstellar.
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TopicAmerica's most misspelled words by state
EternalDivide
05/31/17 3:57:29 AM
#32
Diarrhea in Hew Hampshire seems fitting.
Pneumonia in some states you're likely to be wet and freeze to death.
Connecticut and West Virginia are evidently just a bunch of jerks with too much free time on their hands that they're even using that word to begin with.
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TopicIs anyone here a pianist?
EternalDivide
05/31/17 3:49:36 AM
#7
We call the little dog Liberace, because he's the pianist.
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TopicThese SIMPLE PAINTINGS make LIBERALS swell with RAGE!!
EternalDivide
05/30/17 7:12:26 PM
#36
I've always wondered why the right side of that turkey juts out the way it does. Had Rockwell never seen a roast turkey before?
Even if you stuff the neck cavity there's not that much room. And there certainly isn't that much excess skin. There's like a whole foot of distance between the breast bone and where the start of the neck should be in that drawing.
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TopicShould smoking in a car with children be illegal?
EternalDivide
05/29/17 4:56:53 PM
#6
If it's illegal to smoke within 20 feet of a store entrance because a random passerby may breath it in, then it sure as shit should be illegal in a car full of kids.
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TopicNot sure I'm a fan of the Netflix format and "binge" culture
EternalDivide
05/29/17 1:04:53 AM
#13
I've tried to do the binge thing and I just can't do it. It feels odd. I grew up with and am use to the weekly wait for the next episode. That build of excitement or tension. Constructing that weeknight around that new episode. Idk, it's weird but that's just me I guess.
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TopicWorst pizza chain?
EternalDivide
05/29/17 1:01:44 AM
#9
Papa Johns is terrible. It's like various combinations of vomit on a glorified tortilla.
But Little Caesar's is worse than even the cheapest, god awful frozen pizza.
There's a small chain called Fast 5 Pizza in the IE here in SoCal that's just a gross as Caesar's.
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TopicTwo guys submit a hoax paper to a Gender Studies journal and it gets published
EternalDivide
05/26/17 6:09:27 PM
#170
A totally bs field of bs "facts" and run by like minded and "educated" bs artists with bs standards is total bs?
Who knew?
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TopicTexas or California?
EternalDivide
05/26/17 2:49:17 PM
#2
CA.

Liberal maniacs in Sacramento destroying the state.
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TopicX-Men: Dark Phoenix in 2018. Do you want J Law as Mystique again?
EternalDivide
05/26/17 2:46:58 PM
#3
Where is the "In the name of all that is holy NO!" option? Because that one.
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TopicWhat was your first anime?
EternalDivide
05/26/17 1:43:58 AM
#42
DBZ Cell saga in the late 90s on the Korean channel. So Japanese audio with Korean subtitles. We had no idea what the hell we were watching but it was entertaining.

Is the original Transformer show considered an anime? I'm assuming no but if yes then that. All the way back in the mid 80s.
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TopicTeen literally scared to death after police confronted him with sex tape.
EternalDivide
05/26/17 1:20:13 AM
#7
I hope they sue the district's asses off.

I work in one. The high school has a security officer and a fat city police officer than is bitter as hell (and you can read between the lines that the rest of the cops don't want her where they are) that's stuck in a closet sized windowless room watching the security camera feeds all day.
And they both act in ways that I and other employees have mentioned there's some serious murky water they're in as to if what they do and how they act is legal. The consensus around here is that the district and city police are one loaded parent away from a massive lawsuit. They're going to pick on the wrong kid someday.
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TopicSo Shell wants to run an oil pipe through my property
EternalDivide
05/26/17 1:08:38 AM
#21
That's a crap offer. Is there any established vegetation that would add to the property value that would be removed by them? Like large trees. If so then they should have to compensate you for the lose of those too.
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TopicWhat was the most amazing video game graphics leap?
EternalDivide
05/25/17 10:26:59 PM
#21
spanky1 posted...
The jump to 3d, no debate really.

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TopicWhat kind of high school has lockers on the outside? >_>
EternalDivide
05/25/17 8:50:36 AM
#9
We had them outside. CA here. They got rid of all of them right after I graduated I believe.
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TopicHow do you deal with someone addicted to a certain recreational substance?
EternalDivide
05/25/17 8:47:03 AM
#28
See I don't blame the drug. It's him. He needs a crutch. Something he can't live without because his life is so fucked up it helps him. It's all in his head. He's always been this way, he's always wanted to get drugs. Only this is the extreme where he's not going to take part unless we let him do his drugs in my house, in the parking lot, on a trip. like an ultimatum. You want me there? Then you have to accept and let me do my drugs. And if you don't then it's your fault I wasn't there.

I need a therapist so he can give me anti depressants.
I need to see a doctor so he can give me anti anxiety meds.
He tried drinking for a while too but the little snot can't handle even one beer and ends up crying in front of everyone.
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TopicWhy do I struggle with writing papers?
EternalDivide
05/25/17 6:29:20 AM
#7
For me it was an issue if I just didn't care or find anything interesting about the subject I needed to write about.

Of course that was my problem with everything in school.
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Topicwhat's your myers briggs personality type?
EternalDivide
05/25/17 6:25:37 AM
#62
ISTJ-A for me. Don't know what that means.
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TopicHow do you deal with someone addicted to a certain recreational substance?
EternalDivide
05/25/17 6:15:54 AM
#20
People commission him online to draw sex scenes of Mass Effect aliens. God I am not even joking.
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TopicHow do you deal with someone addicted to a certain recreational substance?
EternalDivide
05/25/17 6:01:22 AM
#16
And a bad atmosphere? This has been going on for years without anyone saying anything. That house smells like a high school bathroom with the smoke in it. We have my youngest brother who couldn't be more different and better off thank god is living in there and is a minor. My mother doesn't put a stop to it. That "dealer" of his that comes inside. My mother who wants to just ignore it all obviously doesn't do squat to stop it.

But I'm creating a bad atmosphere finally calling them out on this?
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TopicHow do you deal with someone addicted to a certain recreational substance?
EternalDivide
05/25/17 5:56:02 AM
#15
Blue_Dream87 posted...
ThePredominate posted...
This is going to be a bit hard to come to terms with but you need to consider this: if there was nothing wrong with your brother and he was of a sound, stable mind - why isn't he more like you? Listen guy, people are different. Some people don't achieve the levels of personal success that others do. Also you're underestimating the marijuana, it doesn't produce biological withdrawal however the side effects of mental dependency are real and nasty. I'm shocked he got prescribed that for depression, is that common? I wouldn't know not being from America.

I think you should just try and let it go, look at all the hatred in your heart. Pity him instead if you have to but honestly you sound like you're stressing people out and making a bad atmosphere.


Marijuana probably isn't helping, but I doubt it's the root cause. Willing to bet, take away the weed only and he'll just turn to some other drug or addiction to escape. And some states are pretty generous to give out medicinal marijuana. I live in California, and as long as I got like $60 I can walk into a clinic, say I'm depressed or have chronic pain, and get my card right then and there. Doctors don't give a fuck.

And that's exactly what he did. The quacks handing it out left and right in this state is ridiculous.
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TopicHow do you deal with someone addicted to a certain recreational substance?
EternalDivide
05/25/17 5:25:00 AM
#10
Thanks. I hope there's a middle ground but knowing him it's either he has to have it every 3 hours or whatever, or he's having a childish fit and staying in his room to draw porn or play the latest shooter.

And yes, some of you are right. He is exactly the horrible cliche you think of when you think of a stoned loser into nothing but pity parties, porn, drugs and video games.
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TopicWhat is your HIGHEST Level of EDUCATION?
EternalDivide
05/25/17 5:21:22 AM
#12
Some college.

I hated school. I started at a JC to appease my mother but I just couldn't do it.
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