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Meh. I was interested until that teaser came out where everyone is running around in that casually racist cliche african bush garb you use to see in early Hollywood when it came to representing africans. I was not expecting that. I don't find it offensive. I just think it's looks really stupid. Like really really stupid.

Either be cool ass future culture as in the above poster. Or go for the weird James Earl Jones grasshopper king bs costumes like from the Exorcist 2 where everyone and everything is still centuries behind the rest of the world. Combining the two, then you wind up with the indians on Mars from Futurama. And for a cartoon going for laughs that's fine. This. Not so much.
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FFVII Remake: A disaster in the making.
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Bad_Mojo posted...

Unless they're turn-based they can fuck off

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FFVII Remake: A disaster in the making.
I'll laugh at whatever I find funny whether you like it or not.

Germany circa 1930s: Oppressive totalitarianism justified by perceived moral superiority and warped social standards.
Germany circa 2010s: Oppressive totalitarianism justified by perceived moral superiority and warped social standards.
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FFVII Remake: A disaster in the making.
I'll laugh at whatever I find funny whether you like it or not.

Not when I was there.
But in my little brother's senior year last year. "Into The Wild" was on the senior reading list. JFC why? May as well have Harry Potter on there too. I mean damn.
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FFVII Remake: A disaster in the making.
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There were WW2 movies being made while WW2 was still going on. I don't see any problem with it.
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FFVII Remake: A disaster in the making.
I'll laugh at whatever I find funny whether you like it or not.

I suffered from major back pain a few years ago. I found a chiropractor that was the only one that helped me and eventually got me better.
That's just me though.
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FFVII Remake: A disaster in the making.
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WizardPowers posted...

unless there is actual piss and shit on it, the seat are probably way cleaner than the door handle of the stall that you touched to lock it

This.
Given a choice I would rather poop at work (public school) or in public. Not my water/tp. And it's got AC which my home bathrooms don't have. 80% humidity and 80+ degrees. It's like a porta potty from hell right now.
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No but I remember them being the hot thing amongst my classmates in catholic school around 94-95.
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FFVII Remake: A disaster in the making.
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Banning
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FFVII Remake: A disaster in the making.
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My home is valued at 167k on that Zillow site. It was 230k before everything crashed in like 2006.
I'm in one of the poorest, cheapest to live in towns in almost all of SoCal.
So they need to pay me 10% more than what a similar hose to mine is worth in any other town around here. Because 167k isn't going to buy me shit around here. Same style home, same year, same size, same property size is about 350k just one town over. And about 100 miles in every direction.
I would have to move to Utah or the midwest to find something like my home at that same price.

As it is my whole area of town was rezoned industrial about 20 years ago. Because fuck everyone that doesn't live in the massive old folks gated community. (The entire city council was made of of theose fuckers for decades until the town districted last year. Now they can only have one member on the council. The fuckers.)
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FFVII Remake: A disaster in the making.
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I know of Iggy Pop. And The Eagles Of Death Metal because they were the band that was going to preform in Europe somewhere when the venue got shot up or something.

Beyond and including those two. A bunch of garbage I can go to the grave without ever hearing. So no, not the best festival of the year.
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FFVII Remake: A disaster in the making.
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The north and the areas along PCH between like Santa Barbara and Half Moon Bay.
Big Basin is probably the best spot in all of CA.
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FFVII Remake: A disaster in the making.
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Hell yes.
They should limit appeals to 3 and expedite each one too. Then execute the trash as they were sentenced to instead of them sitting there living off our tax dollars for 30 years.
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FFVII Remake: A disaster in the making.
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untrustful posted...

Middle managers as a species should be extinct. Bunch of micromanaging worms.

My god in heaven this!
"I've taken this one step process and turned it into a ten step process in order to justify my worthless ass existing to my bosses."
"Numbers, numbers, numbers, we're behind Victorville, we're 1% below our ytd. You're not engaging every customer on the floor! I'll have to cut hours if items per transaction doesn't go up."
"Yeah because there's only two of us and we're both on the registers with the never ending line. Maybe you help out?"
"I can't. I have phone calls to make, group voice meetings to be a part of, asses to kiss."

fuck them all.
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FFVII Remake: A disaster in the making.
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Good. It's about damn time too.
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FFVII Remake: A disaster in the making.
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I graduated in 2000. Divorces, deaths, convicted murderer. But you know what the worst is? There's a guy my age in my graduating class that already has a grandkid now. His own kid was born between 8th and 9th grade in 1996 so they would be 21 now.
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My god. Should tell everyone what kind of financial problems are in store for your lives when the woman is spending anywhere close to that amount on a damn one day thing.

Rent a cheap hall. There's one in my downtown that's advertised like $1500 with all decor included for whatever the event is. There has to be ones like that everywhere.
Find some cheap guy that will play non-offensive classical or jazz or something off some CDs. Or just find a stereo and tune into a similar radio station.
Don't go through the catholic church if you're a part of it. That'll save 6 months of classes and a few hundred bucks. Find a cheap minister. Or maybe you know someone who has one of those licenses off the internet.
Rent a tux or just use whatever suit you already have.
The woman needs to just stick to a standard dress off the rack at like Dress Barn. Ditch the white cliche. Who is anyone really fooling with that old representation anyway?
Find a caterer like Juan Pollo, a local mexican restaurant, or cheap local italian. You want food that's cheap and goes a long way.
Order your basic wedding cake at the grocery store.

All in all it should come in under $3k. And I still feel like that's splurging quite a bit.
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FFVII Remake: A disaster in the making.
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Tezlok posted...

Good. I'd like to see the mayors go to prison

And the police chiefs and the city councils and any other public officials thumbing their nose at the law.

And if CA becomes a sanctuary state then I hope they lead Brown away in cuffs too. God I would record that and play it over and over again.
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FFVII Remake: A disaster in the making.
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Are you trying to say Matt LeBlanc is good looking? Yeesh!
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FFVII Remake: A disaster in the making.
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Never happening in America for a number of reasons.
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FFVII Remake: A disaster in the making.
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Well then if we're already screwed I care even less than I already did. What does it matter? You'll be dead, I'll be dead, we'll all be dead from other reasons long before this ever slightly matters. And as you stated. Even if everyone on the planet went cold turkey today. It still doesn't matter. So what's the point?

What happens happens. Personally I believe this is all overblown bs. Like how I've been listening to how all the oil will be gone in ten years since the 80s. And that shit actually started in the 70s. Or how all the rainforest will be gone in ten years since the 80s.
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FFVII Remake: A disaster in the making.
I'll laugh at whatever I find funny whether you like it or not.

My whole family are a bunch of losers so I'm actually on the cusp of buying a new single person tent and just do camping alone. I've been on them to set a date where we all have off so we can reserve a site. Been on them since February.
They have collectively devolved into the laziest people I have ever known. They really have. They would all rather just sit in all their individual bedrooms and play on their phones. And these are all adults mind you! We don't even eat a meal together anymore outside of a major holiday.

These asses are already the reason I see movies alone, go to football games alone, go out to eat alone, etc. I don't deal with work people, yuk. Not because I want to do any of this alone but because none of them can make time in their busy days of doing fuck all nothing to do it. So I guess I'll add camping to that list. Whatever. I'm just annoyed right now and felt like venting. Just found out last night we lost Thanksgiving this year to one of my mother's friends. Who doesn't make enough food to get leftovers out of and that's 90% of Thanksgiving to me. And I do all the work anyway. So I feel like I've kind of been robbed of a holiday. Already planning to do a small turkey and all the trimmings for myself and my aunts (who will not attend it at an unknown's house) on the Sunday after.
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FFVII Remake: A disaster in the making.
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MegaButterfree posted...

I'd definitely ask her why/etc. but yes, the relationship would absolutely be over at that point.

If she's thinking about screwing other dudes I don't consider that relationship genuine so I wouldn't want to waste my time on that.

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FFVII Remake: A disaster in the making.
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As I've said before. Dances With Smurfs In Space is the #1 movie of all time. Is it really that surprising that something as braindead as the Emoji Movie is making this much?

At least I have yet to see a single ad of even poster for this abomination. I wish I could say the same about those damn minions.
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FFVII Remake: A disaster in the making.
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Irony posted...

Quit gaming

This. I'll still have everything that came before. I've already stopped renewing the online services. And I'm not missing it even a bit.
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FFVII Remake: A disaster in the making.
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BLTs, salads and sliced up covered in salt with any mexican food. Delicious. I've had avocado ice cream too at the avocado festival in Fallbrook CA. It's basically like a creamier vanilla.

I know I have a slight allergy to the too because the inside of my lips get itchy feeling whenever I have some. But it doesn't stop me. It's only a minor irritation.
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FFVII Remake: A disaster in the making.
I'll laugh at whatever I find funny whether you like it or not.

Camping.
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FFVII Remake: A disaster in the making.
I'll laugh at whatever I find funny whether you like it or not.

Wish I could see them on tv. But they made that deal with the devil for Time Warner/Spectrum to carry the games exclusively so all I see of them now is highlights.
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FFVII Remake: A disaster in the making.
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Age 13-25. I would say a 1/10. Acne was so damn bad despite every thing I tried.

Now at 35. I definitely look better. Like 5/10. Now a lot of that is to do with the fact that everyone else my age has seen their looks go down the tubes and their weight go to XXL size. So finally losing the acne despite a small breakout now and then. Dye the white out of my hair. Finally happy with my weight (too skinny before 20 but too heavy before 30). Actually have facial hair that isn't in patches but I do keep that shit shaved.
It is truly sad and horrible to admit this. But it wasn't until I was in my 30s that I could see myself in a mirror and see a man instead of an ugly ass 20 something teenager with a deformed and disproportioned body.
Too bad it didn't happen sooner.
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FFVII Remake: A disaster in the making.
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There may be millions of mouth frothing leftists with their heads of their asses but they're mostly centered around LA and the Bay areas. So it got that fact correct I guess. And those loud asshats are nothing but sissies at the end of the day who don't know the real world outside their city limits.
So in some fantasy hypothetical. CA's ability to take care of itself stems from all the areas these dummies don't live in. The rest of the state would choke the life out of those zits full of zealots before the feds even put together a plan. Power generating facilities? Not in LA or the Bay. Agriculture? Not there. Their water sources? Not there either. And all those areas that have these things. Conservative areas.

But this is all giving these idiots too much credit. They would just burn their own areas down in rioting protests while everyone else can just watch.
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FFVII Remake: A disaster in the making.
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It was great in the beginning. It went downhill fast starting right at the stupidity of the Craver's identity in that one season finale though. Then by the time they moved to LA it was over.
I tried catching up a little but the episode that truly did me in. The one where I simply turned if off and never watched a second more of the series after that. When that old lady kills some guy by pulling out a gigantic comical teddy bear stuffing machine and stuffs him to death. That shit looked like that scene from The Naked Gun W. T. F?

I will give it this. The one scene where he's having rough sex with the blowup doll and starts imagining it's his wife. Then it turns to her and he's getting really idk if violent is the right word. That was the most uncomfortable scene I've ever watched on tv. Enough that I turned it off and just went to bed with that feeling like I did something wrong watching that. Found out later my mother and brother both watching separately, had the same reaction to it.
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FFVII Remake: A disaster in the making.
I'll laugh at whatever I find funny whether you like it or not.

I have no use for those biking types. Every single one of them I've ever encountered act like an entitled asshole.
Throw on their little human condom outfits and shove themselves right in the lane. Oh you have the same rights as a car now but you have extra rights because you're a bike at the same time. Get the fuck out of the damn roads! Little assholes.
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FFVII Remake: A disaster in the making.
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Jim Bean Honey is mighty tasty. Half a glass with a couple of ice cubes in it.
Can't speak for the Jack Daniels version. It's little more pricey.
FYI everyone should be going to Rite Aid for their booze. They have the hands down best prices I've ever seen. $8 for my glass gallon Carlo Rossi red wine and $10 for almost all the name brand hard stuff when they're on sale. Which is almost always.
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FFVII Remake: A disaster in the making.
I'll laugh at whatever I find funny whether you like it or not.

Let's say I made a few videos of me following around my cat or something stupid like that. Just because I had nothing better to do. Not because it's my passion or anything. Now let's say they become such a hit that I can now make a living off them over YouTube. Well holy shit! Why the hell would I not keep making them to give people what they want if it's making me a living? Because it's not my passion? Well fuck that noise. I could care less. Cleaning classrooms and taking care of brats ain't my passion either but I do it because that's how I make a living.
Sitting around editing snarky videos about me complaining about games. I wish I had it that easy.
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FFVII Remake: A disaster in the making.
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North Korea is one thing that I don't see how we're not headed towards an inevitable war with. No matter who is president.

Realistically. If god forbid they did manage to nuke us. Or even the south or Japan. I think we would retaliate with a single nuke on their capital and then tactical strikes on their known military bases. Russia and China will pitch an absolute fit. But I don't think either are willing to go to global war with us over NK. Especially if NK does something first.
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FFVII Remake: A disaster in the making.
I'll laugh at whatever I find funny whether you like it or not.

There's a curiosity with it for some. Like that 90 minute documentary online of people committing suicide by jumping off the Golden Gate. I saw that one. Idk. There's something sad and horrifying but also fascinating about it. Of course that's that.

Just accidental death videos? I assume we're talking about that fair ride accident. It's pretty tame. At this point I think I've seen it all of course. I just look at it with a clinical view. The what happened. The anatomy of the accident itself. Like the 1955 Le Mans disaster, that Nevada air race crash a few years ago or that Ukraine air show crash like a decade ago. Now that one is not for the faint of heart. 70+ people getting sliced into pieces as a fighter jet skims across a crowd and the crashes.
After you see that one there's not anything you can't see.
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FFVII Remake: A disaster in the making.
I'll laugh at whatever I find funny whether you like it or not.

I'm all for hunting even though I've never done it. But I mean like deer, rabbits, raccoons, boar, etc. The pests and things people do use for food in some cases. Even bear, coyotes and mountain lions. Those suckers are around here and can be a danger. The typical hunting animals.

But lions, rhino, tigers, etc. You have to be a specific kind of worthless asshole of a human being to go out of your way and pay thousands of dollars to get off on killing animals on the other side of the planet that are just minding their own business.
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FFVII Remake: A disaster in the making.
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I have like 90+ on mine.

Some genuine trolls and jerks but mostly easily offended liberals always looking for an argument.
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FFVII Remake: A disaster in the making.
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LethalAffinity posted...

AlternativeFAQS posted...

it was her turn

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FFVII Remake: A disaster in the making.
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AlephZero posted...

voldothegr8 posted...

AlephZero posted...

iPhone_7 posted...

Why isn't the mainstream media covering this?????

they can't tie it to trump or blame it on republicans

Yet

can't wait for the rachel maddow expose on how russian hackers infiltrated the ohio state fair to sabotage the rides and bring down america

Ah. But will she do so with the same smug grin on her face and her elbows on the table all while subtly but excitedly gyrating back and forth in her chair like she sitting on, well.....
You know, like she does every day when she thinks she's just discovered the story to end all stories.
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FFVII Remake: A disaster in the making.
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I'm going to guess metal fatigue in the connecting bolts. By the look of it the ride pod shears away from the arm right at the bottom of the swing when there would be the most force being put on it.
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FFVII Remake: A disaster in the making.
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Good lord I just saw the video. "Malfunctioned"? A malfunction is like if some lights don't turn on. This is more like a catastrophic mechanical failure.
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FFVII Remake: A disaster in the making.
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The military big wigs are the ones who recommended it. We're not at war, no one is being drafted. They can be picky with who they want. And who they want are people who have a good head on their shoulders, know their place and can take orders. People who can't even come to grips with the reality of what sex they were born as says a lot about the mental health of that person. I'm willing to bet that has more to do with it than potential costs.
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FFVII Remake: A disaster in the making.
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KiwiTerraRizing posted...

Halo killed itself

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FFVII Remake: A disaster in the making.
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If I understand this correctly they will now debate and vote on two different bills. Both of which are expected to fail. But it's accepted that they will. This is all so they can get to the real thing, a "skinny repeal" which will supposedly be nothing but a bill to kill the individual mandate, the employer mandate and the tax on medical devices. This is the one that's expected to actually pass.

Obamacare does some good things. But that individual mandate has always been the thing I've hated. So I'm all for this skinny repeal deal. Get rid of that trash.
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FFVII Remake: A disaster in the making.
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Short-ish. Like thumb length so I can use my ball cap to either flatten it all back or all forward except for the front which flips up right after I shower.

But I do dye it now. I'll be damned if I'm going to have that salt and pepper look in my 30s.
Use to have it shoulder length in high school though. I'd love to have that again but I'm too old and it's too much work.
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FFVII Remake: A disaster in the making.
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I do my scrambled eggs with a splash of milk, salt, dill and either butter or olive oil to cook them in.
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FFVII Remake: A disaster in the making.
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I have not heard from then since like 2000. I had no idea they were even still around. Well I guess it's only the lead singer that's left of the originals. And Travis Barker? I had no idea he was a part of them now either.
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FFVII Remake: A disaster in the making.
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Let me share this similar story for everyone. From my own personal experience growing up.
I grew up being raised by my two old fashioned mexican grandparents. She made your standard mexican food probably 4 times a week. Tacos, enchiladas, burritos, tostadas, etc. with beans and rice.
But then every single time we went out anywhere out of town. Shopping every fucking Sunday of my life, all day. Or a hundred times more irritating, when we would be on vacation. Every. Single. Vacation. They would have to look for a mexican restaurant. To have the same mother fucking food we could have any damn day of the week at home!
Chinese in San Francisco? American in Santa Fe? Italian? BBQ? Here we are. We're in St. George Utah. Durango Colorado. Can we have something different? Nope. We have to find the fucking mexican restaurant. We have to leave Yosemite and the Grand Canyon early to get to the nearest town before 5pm to find the fucking mexican restaurant.

This is harsh. But it wasn't until they were both dead that I/we as a family could finally go eat at other places. My god it's such a relief. I've now had that Chinese food in Frisco and eaten at the fancy restaurant on the edge of the Grand Canyon (just two weeks ago in fact).
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FFVII Remake: A disaster in the making.
I'll laugh at whatever I find funny whether you like it or not.