Lurker > Paragon21XX

Vermander posted...

stone posted...

So basically you won't have a threesome with her and her ex. They'll do it just the two of them without you being present, and you'll crawl at her feet and beg forgiveness for not accepting her terms?

She wouldn't be worth it if she were that awful.

She just called me an asshole, said I got her hopes up, and now I shouldn't come hang out with her and her friends like we planned Weds lol.

Thens aid I'm boring and the sex is boring yadda.

I should probably leave. I really don't have self respect otherwise.

Why would you leave? You are obviously a total masochist to put up with all of the abuse she dishes out, and you always get back together after you break up with her knowing fully what's in store for you if you do.
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SomeGuyUO posted...

Did you idiots even read? They're only getting rid of remedial math courses not your standard math courses.

How about just rejecting applicants that are simply not even college-ready to start with instead of dumbing down requirements?
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Imagine sucking at algebra so much that you make the college waive the class from graduation requirements. Perhaps they shouldn't even consider going to college if they can't make it past a basic af class.
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Ulyanyx posted...

ModLogic posted...

Chicken posted...

Metroid Prime

Metroid Prime 2

Resident Evil 4

Melee

Wind Waker

Double Dash

lmao you havent managed to prove me wrong with this pitiful list of shit

custom robo
tales of symphonia
paper mario the thousand year door
metal gear solid the twin snakes
luigis mansion
final fantasy crystal chronicles
vexx
sonic adventure 2: battle
super mario sunshine

It's best not to argue with a bitter user's gimmick account obviously dedicated to using his shitty interpretation of the logic used by moderators.
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Sayoria posted...

Paragon21XX posted...

Men generally feel awkward at most when someone that looks like a woman enters the men's room. Women are more likely to feel unsafe or threatened if they see someone that looks like a man in the ladies' room. Is such a thing really that hard to process for the TDF?

I have used the restroom at the train station where there was maybe 20 women in there at once. No problem.

I have used a bathroom at the Gaylord Opry that was pretty packed in even the red state of Tennessee. No problem at all.

Must be silent fear.

Was this early or late transition? Nobody should be able to see your genitals in the restroom, so the only thing that matters is how well you have presented yourself as a girl and not actually look like a dude merely in women's clothing and a wig.
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Whisper in her ear as I finish "I'm part Jew."
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jstewart01 posted...

My friend recently worked on a paper for my online job. He turned it in to the client, and made sure that he cited all his sources, within the paper and within the references section. Soon after, my friend got a message, saying that he had plagiarized and needed to change the highlighted parts, shown in a newly uploaded document called "plagiarism". Some of the highlighted parts were even from quotes that he cited properly! He was then threatened with a plagiarism fine, so he fixed everything. My friend then spoke with support, and told them that there was a huge mistake and that everything was cited, explaining his side. However, support said, "We only go by the facts". What the heck? Even I'm mad about this, hearing what my friend had to deal with. Should he try and do more, or just let it go?

Accuse them of alternative facts. Most of those anti-plagiarism tools that they run submitted papers through have a high false positive rate and must be independently verified by a qualified person before finally accusing the submitter of plagiarism. Sounds like whoever ran the plagiarism analysis is fucking lazy at their job.
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ssj3vegeta posted...

Fuck yeah

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Men generally feel awkward at most when someone that looks like a woman enters the men's room. Women are more likely to feel unsafe or threatened if they see someone that looks like a man in the ladies' room. Is such a thing really that hard to process for the TDF?
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Politicians
Lists with only one item
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It's a sandwich just as much as a jelly or cream-filled donut is (it isn't).
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literal_garbage posted...

Paragon21XX posted...

Everyone needs a little time to unwind and spend extra time with family or friends.

If you have the right job, you won't need to unwind

I'm so sorry you don't have any friends or family you want to spend extended quality time with.
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Everyone needs a little time to unwind and spend extra time with family or friends.
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Sunhawk posted...

I don't even know what that is. Is it a type of doctor?

He's the one doctor that can fix you when you get butthurt.
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Smile and wink.
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Ohio is a depressing state in general.
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Unsugarized_Foo posted...

I hate chiggers

Chiggers are different from jiggers.
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One of the first names you'll encounter in a dictionary.
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The best way to teach math is to instruct them in the basics first so that they fully understand the underlying concepts. After that, only then can they also be made to learn the most commonly used shortcuts such as the multiplication table.
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JE19426 posted...

Tropicalwood posted...

You're telling people it isn't illegal to be in a country illegally. Probably because your poverty pimp politicians benefit from breaking the law.

Wrong, I'm telling that it's not illegal to be in the USA without permission because it's true. Feel free to cite the law that states otherwise if I am wrong.

Overstaying a visa isn't a crime (unlawful presence, a civil violation), but improper entry or illegal reentry is (8 U.S.C. Sec. 1325 & 1326).

All illegal aliens are guilty of unlawful presence which is only a civil violation, but those found to not have granted permission to be in the country previously are guilty of improper entry which is a crime.
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Go_Totodile posted...

Who was that user again? Darko?

Dakero
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LethalAffinity posted...

Ever notice how dumb people are usually pretty ugly too?

It's like life decided to take a steaming shit on them twice. Sucks.

It's no secret that intelligent people tend to also be beautiful on average.

Also, I guarantee that it was more than just their low IQs that got the attention of CPS and declared them unfit as parents.
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Yeah, it's called Sticky Notes, and it's included with Windows.
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Anisoptera posted...

Paragon21XX posted...

Anisoptera posted...

how are you supposed to know what to google?

Common sense?

It's only common sense to you because you're experienced with computers. To someone who is building their first PC they might not think about everything they should be researching before attempting to

"I'm putting water near exposed electronics. What could possibly go wrong?"
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Anisoptera posted...

how are you supposed to know what to google?

Common sense?
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Boycott the BDS Movement.
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It's their own fault for not doing a complete test of the loop before placing it into the PC.
Anisoptera posted...

chrono625 posted...

it's called testing the loop before you turn on your PC.

if you didn't test the loop before you actually booted up, you're a moron.

liquids won't damage any of your components if they're off, if you do have a leak you can fix it and run it again until everything is copacetic.

"You're a moron for not doing something you didn't know you were supposed to do."

This is why you need someone experienced to help you build your first PC. They're going to be a lot more aware of every little thing that could go wrong that an inexperienced person wouldn't even think about.

Not my problem some idiot didn't remember the 3 R's of going deeper into a hobby: Research, Research, Research. If he did that, then he would have known to do a 24-hour leak test at a minimum before installing the water loop into the PC.
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Slap his.
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No, but I'd be watching their behavior much more closely as joking about something controversial like that usually makes for an easy escape route in case the other person's reaction is less than positive to the idea that likely was seriously considered but was afraid of any negative consequences caused by bringing it up.
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MemeDaddy posted...

marthsheretoo posted...

It's like someone calling you a Monday morning quarterback and you saying "oh, you think I'm good enough to play football! What a compliment!"

I don't get the comparison, I watch real football.

Monday morning quarterback: a person who criticizes the actions or decisions of others after the fact, using hindsight to assess situations and specify alternative solutions.
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markconigliaro posted...

Because the filling of an Oreo is the worst part, so the less of it the better.

You should always consider an Oreo as being more than the sum of its parts.
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Yaridovich posted...

littlebro07 posted...

Double Stuf Oreo is the only Oreo that matters.

Did they ever have a chocolate creme Oreo or am I just dreaming

They do, and they are also in the top tier of Oreo varieties.
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Arcvalons posted...

MakoReizei posted...

what about antico?

Joining such a group would just showcase how anti- human decency you are.

Human decency? What's that?
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Antifa: fighting fascism with "not"-fascism
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scar the 1 posted...

Milkman5 posted...

I read the whole thing and I would have done the same thing.

First, it's his right to break up with someone for whatever the reason. Saying someone isn't allowed to break up with someone else goes into rape category.

Second, just someone asking for an open relationship implies they have thought about being with other people. You don't just say no to that and go back to dating, it's a red flag of impending doom of the relationship.
How are you supposed to marry and trust someone to be monogamous who suggested fucking other people? lol

First off, I don't know that anyone here suggested he wasn't allowed to break up.
Second, have you ever been in a relationship? Do you seriously think no one in a monogamous relationship fantasizes about other people?

Merely fantasizing about a different person is one thing, but intending on following through while currently in a monogamous relationship is quite another.

scar the 1 posted...

So is the reasoning the same with other fantasies? What if I ask my gf to consider anal or letting me spank her? Should she just break up with me, because how can she trust me to not keep trying to put my dick in someone's ass?

I don't think wanting to try something new together is even close to the same level as wanting to fuck someone new while currently monogamous.
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@Turbam posted...

Damn, even this guy is anti Trump

I guess you forgot that he hated Obama even more than Trump. I guess that means Obama was a bad President, too.
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ImTheMacheteGuy posted...

Shadowstrike007 posted...

Death penalty for those 3

they neglected to commit any capital crimes

So?
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I'm not going to stiff the staff like some self-centered asshole. There's enough shit in this world that I don't need to add to.
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Fuck. That's just wrong.
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@LittleRoyal posted...

(Shouldn't pay for viagra either. That's not a good defense since both are bad)

If their service in the military caused PTSD-induced sexual dysfunction, then it is absolutely the military's responsibility to treat the problem with exactly the same level of care as every other problem that arises with PTSD. You don't go around treating every other psychological disorder caused by PTSD but stop just before treating any sexual dysfunctions caused by their trauma just because you don't believe they should have a healthy sex life.
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Wouldn't bother me. I could just generate my own NFC tags from amiibo dumps.
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Other than 1st gen and its remake, the box arts were all about the legendary Pokemon. So no, there is no corresponding starter to concern yourself with.
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Senator Armstrong because nanomachines, son!
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Duncanwii posted...

PiOverlord posted...

KILBOTz posted...

Duncanwii posted...

The government has no business saying who can or can't fight for this country.

why not? do you think 800 pound immobile 50 year old women should be able to join the military?

I also disagree. The Government of any country has the business of picking who fights for their country.

No. If you wish to die for your country that is your right as a citizen of this state, regardless of physical or mental condition. To say otherwise goes against what this country was founded on.

Spirit does not win wars, the capability of each soldier wins wars. Therefore it is in the country's best interest to select soldiers that are not going to be a liability on the battlefield.
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Sure, if you reek of total incompetence. For those with the wisdom to research first and take it slow, it's perfectly all right to build it by yourself.
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Muffinz0rz posted...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reboot_(fiction)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Film_adaptation
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foreveraIone posted...

ChromaticAngel posted...

Oh.

while we are on the subject, eradicate wasps as well.

And bees. We definitely need to get rid of bees.

Do you hate honey and fruit that much?
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Muffinz0rz posted...

MonkeyBones23 posted...

I don't think you're using the word reboot correctly other than Spiderman.

It doesn't have to be from another movie to be considered a reboot.

I think the word you may be looking for is adaptation, not reboot.
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