Lurker > Paragon21XX

Flies in their maggot stage actually serve a useful purpose in eating away dead flesh. Mosquitoes exist solely to make me itch after a bite and to spread some of the worst diseases on the planet.

Wipe out the mosquitoes.
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Barenziah Boy Toy posted...

SSJ-JohnLennon posted...

No it isn't. Dueling somebody isn't the same as murdering somebody.

Back in the day, a duel was to the death, was it not? And that results in a murder, does it not? And the Congressman specifically stated that he was going to be Burr, who ends up killing Hamilton.

I don't think you quite understand what a duel is.
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Pulling the hammer back makes it much easier to pull the trigger, but I'm going to go with increasing the tension.
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Go_Totodile posted...

I don't think Veggeta X and unfairly suspended work together in a sentence.

Odds of it not being legit are a million to one against.
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Start intentionally leaving messes behind, and if you catch yourself trying to clean them up, give yourself a good whack in the nuts.
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My dad can't have more than a mustache for RPE purposes. He's told me that he would like to have a beard but that it will have to wait until his retirement.
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glitteringfairy posted...

"Enemy of the state" is literally president and controls the house and senate.

Maybe the better question to ask is when do we declare people like you the enemy of the state

Okay, snowflake.
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All a sponge or any other implement is good for is to exfoliate skin. If you just want clean hands, scrubbing your hands with soap is more than sufficient to get rid of all dirt and bacteria.
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3

Male, female, and snowflake

2
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Go someplace where you can rent guns to shoot at their range before you commit to buying. Key things to look for is ease of readying the pistol if you plan to keep it in a safe condition and ease of being able to quickly place accurate follow-up shots if necessary. Or if it's strictly for home defense, a shotgun (preferably semi-automatic for follow-up shots) loaded with 00 buck may be a better choice as penetration through walls is not a typical concern even if they are paper thin.
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Imagine not knowing the C->F conversion formula.
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thronedfire2 posted...

wait

how do I do that

https://www.gamefaqs.com/feedback?type=44
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Unless it's a date (which it never will be), always separate checks.
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Stars, water, and organic molecules go bye-bye as the hydrogen isotope protium (no neutrons) is by far the most common isotope at 99.98% of all hydrogen in the universe. Accepting the offer is the same as destroying much of the universe in one fell swoop.
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If I had a child with lethal allergies like this, I'd homeschool them away from all of the little shits that pull stunts like this.
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It could potentially also cure the obesity pandemic.
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What's wrong with just going to a brick-and-mortar store? I waltzed right into a Walmart on a Sunday afternoon a few weeks ago and bought one with little effort.
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frozenshock posted...

We shouldn't just assume...

If a proton self-identified as negative, it'd be an antiproton, not an electron.
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DigitalCamera posted...

That's a statue scorpion...right?

It was shopped in.
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DawkinsNumber4 posted...

Bullet_Wing posted...

DawkinsNumber4 posted...

NOM posted...

Aren't you not supposed to be taking smart phone videos?

I didn't take the video. Townspeople also give me videos.

Great excuse, lol. Doubt it would hold up in court.

I mean it is literally what happened.

As sketchy as you look, I highly doubt just random stranger would approach you and ask you to upload a video for them.
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They tried, but they soon found out that Japanese producers just don't give a fuck about their opinion.
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As soon as you're out of college.
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Soviet_Poland posted...

NOM posted...

damn how do I get in on that scratch

4 years of undergrad, 4 years of medical school, 2-3* years of residency, and a quarter million in student loans.

So what's the effective wage after subtracting student loans?
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I'd hate to live where you do where eggs cost $2 each. Even quality eggs cost me no more than 25 cents each where I'm at.
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Dude, you should go to r/MissedConnections. She may be looking for you.
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Cheese
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26_Sandman_39 posted...

I was being ironic. I didn't think this was an actual thing.

You'd be surprised, but it usually comes from those either jealous they can't drink milk without having issues, or it comes from vegans trying to say everything they can whether or not it has any basis in reality to dissuade people from consuming products they don't like.
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Ah yes, "rebels." The moderate faction seeking to overthrow Assad to establish a more progressive government. We have dismissed that claim.
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Raise your hand if you believe StopPosting should get the axe first.
*raises hand*
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On a scale of fascism to US Bill of Rights: how much freedom does Norway have? What does Norway do better in regards to rights? Which Bill of Rights amendments do they fall short on? What I've seen so far leaves me concerned.
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Distant_Rainbow posted...

Paragon21XX posted...

YookaLaylee posted...

If I was never born, how did I press the button?

You create two realities: one where you were never born and the other where you didn't press the button.

So, nothing happens to me when I press the button.

There's absolutely no reason anybody would press it then, considering you accomplish nothing except making a parallel universe you can't even enter.

Your existence only continues in realities where you walked away from the button without pressing it, then there are realities where you simply never existed.
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YookaLaylee posted...

If I was never born, how did I press the button?

You create two realities: one where you were never born and the other where you didn't press the button.
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When their bowel movements are a reenactment of Krakatoa.
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You need to reach A-list celebrity status. Good luck with that.
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Just don't let her try to bring in Kinder Eggs and she'll be safe.
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Blue_Inigo posted...

Paragon21XX posted...

Mainstream or spinoff? I know the upcoming spinoff (4GO) will have her as an NPC.

Mainstream

Not going to happen, so riot away.
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Mainstream or spinoff? I know the upcoming spinoff (4GO) will have her as an NPC.
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CEs_EFG posted...

DuranOfForcena posted...

since the late 1990s, you mean around the time when black contact lenses started becoming commercially available? huh, ya don't say.....

not gonna lie this type of debunking is like the dumbest thing lmao

I'd say it's at the Snopes level of debunking.
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Hold onto it unless you believe the value will fall more than 37.4% before the two years are up.
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Creamy horseradish (preferably Heinz Premium Horseradish Sauce).
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MegaTech posted...

She does look a bit like the hunchback of Notre Dame tho >.>

Apologize.

To the hunchback.
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Was that a suggestion made by a 10 year old or something?
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I wouldn't give it to an employee: they are far more likely to just pocket the money. Depending on the amount, I would leave my number with a manager or customer service and tell them to call me in case someone inquires about it.
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Just checked. Unless it's the boxed version (not digital) and sold by Amazon, the 20% discount won't apply.
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DanielCormier posted...

DifferentialEquation posted...

Thanks for the comparison pic. He somehow looks worse than Hillary. JFC.

Nice goggles. Can I borrow them anytime I have to see a picture of Hillary?
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