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TopicDel Taco > Taco Bell
Drpooplol
08/24/17 10:22:06 PM
#9
I've only had del taco once in my life and it was when I went to LA.

I hated LA and I think del taco was part of the reason why
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TopicI just ate a bunch of ice cream
Drpooplol
08/24/17 7:21:43 PM
#14
I'm eating more ice cream.

I don't think I'll have to poop soon, though.
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TopicI just ate a bunch of ice cream
Drpooplol
08/24/17 6:19:01 PM
#12
ManLink4321 posted...
CADE FOSTER posted...
Drpooplol posted...
Mint fudge with cookie crisp pieces in it.

ew sickie


eww is right

you guys got an issue with mint?
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TopicI just ate a bunch of ice cream
Drpooplol
08/24/17 5:59:40 PM
#5
I'm done pooping.

This is life.
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TopicI just ate a bunch of ice cream
Drpooplol
08/24/17 5:54:54 PM
#4
I'm pooping

This is life.
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TopicI just ate a bunch of ice cream
Drpooplol
08/24/17 5:54:34 PM
#3
Mint fudge with cookie crisp pieces in it.
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TopicI just ate a bunch of ice cream
Drpooplol
08/24/17 5:51:31 PM
#1
now I gotta poop.

this is life
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TopicIt has now been 4 years since I got my first Cisco certification
Drpooplol
08/24/17 2:58:34 PM
#3
Veggeta X posted...
I told my buddies about going for mines as well and they told my I have to get a BA to get some where. How do I tell them they are wrong?

don't tell them. SHOW THEM WITH YOUR SUCCESS
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Topichow to make beer taste better?
Drpooplol
08/24/17 2:38:24 PM
#2
Drink more of it
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Topicchicago needs to stop beating their chest over their pizza
Drpooplol
08/24/17 11:09:30 AM
#24
Doom_Art posted...
Mernardi posted...
Seems you missed this post

I Like Toast posted...
And what Chicago pizza place are you about to Google and pretend you had?

I was there like a year ago. I couldn't tell you the name of the place.

I don't think anyone in this topic can believe you after this post.
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TopicAstronauts salary only 100k wtf?
Drpooplol
08/23/17 8:49:35 PM
#5
Cobra1010 posted...
How many people are fit and qualified for space and are willing to get themselves exposed to all those radiation?

There's also the whole demand part of economics.

Cobra1010 posted...
Those guys are advancing our human civilization. Its really unjust when you compare it to those soccer rapists or plain trash autotune singers who make hundreds of millions before they reach 23.

oh nevermind, you don't know how economics works at all.
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TopicMy high school...lmao
Drpooplol
08/23/17 7:47:44 PM
#5
3khc posted...
Someone told me they wanted to become a teacher to have sex with all the hotties.

I was like that's rape yo.

I don't know why I found this so funny.
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TopicDo you press the brake when starting up your car?
Drpooplol
08/23/17 2:36:03 PM
#3
Pretty much as soon as I get in the driver's seat my foot is on the brake.
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TopicStarting calculus 2 next week... am I screwed?
Drpooplol
08/23/17 9:31:08 AM
#3
Don't drop out before you even start. Tutors, professors, and almost limitless information available online are all there for a reason.

That being said, Calc 2 is one of the hardest math classes relative to what you already know >_>
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TopicSocial Security Numbers make no sense
Drpooplol
08/23/17 7:33:38 AM
#3

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TopicITT Excellent TV shows with horrendous final seasons
Drpooplol
08/23/17 12:44:32 AM
#13
LinksLiege posted...
I didn't think the show was that good but, 8 posts in and no Scrubs?

I thought that was, like, the thing about the show.

What do you mean? My Finale was great, then the show ended. It was as high of a point that you could get.
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TopicNone of the successive Arkham games captured the atmosphere of Asylum.
Drpooplol
08/23/17 12:39:14 AM
#5
I didn't think the atmosphere in Asylum was anything special. Maybe you need to be a fan of the comics to appreciate it. Also as said in the topic, every other game in the series has VASTLY better gameplay.
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Topic10/10 albums
Drpooplol
08/23/17 12:25:45 AM
#13
Radiohead - Ok Computer

Blood Sugar Sex Magik - RHCP
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TopicFirst day of pharmacy school was today AMA
Drpooplol
08/22/17 6:41:55 PM
#9
Coffeebeanz posted...
Hope you enjoyed your life up to this point, because it's all misery and disappointment from here on

Can you answer my same questions? But for the internal medicine equivalent of the pill vault.
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TopicFirst day of pharmacy school was today AMA
Drpooplol
08/22/17 6:36:45 PM
#6
DezCaughtIt posted...
Drpooplol posted...
Did they give you the access to the drug vault yet? When do you start getting free boner pills? Do you shred your own cheese?

No
No
I'm a lazy piece of shit and buy pre-shredded

You animal D:
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TopicFirst day of pharmacy school was today AMA
Drpooplol
08/22/17 6:32:48 PM
#4
Did they give you the access to the drug vault yet? When do you start getting free boner pills? Do you shred your own cheese?
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TopicYR: Rocket League now ends in ties like real soccer
Drpooplol
08/22/17 2:21:28 PM
#49
Is hyperpowder a bad troll? Or is he just this self-unaware?
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TopicMan, these taxes are killing me
Drpooplol
08/22/17 1:51:50 PM
#14
Veggeta_MAX posted...
If you complaining about how hard life is when pocketing 3 million dollars then you need to get off that strong drug.

Reminds me of that Robin Williams bit where he says cocaine is God's way of letting you know you have too much money.
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TopicYR: Rocket League now ends in ties like real soccer
Drpooplol
08/22/17 1:43:02 PM
#23
hyperpowder posted...
Drpooplol posted...
hyperpowder posted...
I'm over the age of 15, so I don't play Rocket League. So...um... *shrugs*

He says as he posts on gamefaqs.


I didn't know this website was for the ages 15 and under...

I didn't know the game was either, but apparently you're an authority on the matter.
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TopicYR: Rocket League now ends in ties like real soccer
Drpooplol
08/22/17 1:30:42 PM
#5
hyperpowder posted...
I'm over the age of 15, so I don't play Rocket League. So...um... *shrugs*

He says as he posts on gamefaqs.
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TopicYR: Rocket League now ends in ties like real soccer
Drpooplol
08/22/17 1:30:23 PM
#4
TroutPaste posted...
:(

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TopicI was thinking about whether 2d Sonic platformers are better than 2d Mario platf
Drpooplol
08/21/17 8:20:27 PM
#8
Stallion_Prime posted...
2d Mario is literally a straight line with no variation in paths

Linearity isn't a fault in video games.
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TopicName one band or musician that is active that you wish you had seen live
Drpooplol
08/21/17 4:06:38 PM
#10
TheDarkCircle posted...
RHCP with John Frusciante

the band as it is now is garbage

stfu
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TopicA 2:15 Alarm, 2 Trains and a Bus Get Her to Work by 7 A.M.
Drpooplol
08/21/17 10:47:31 AM
#11
Then leave
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TopicIf you were vegy, would you leave CE?
Drpooplol
08/20/17 7:26:43 PM
#2
No because I'd have a disorder that doesn't allow for real human interaction.
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TopicHow the fuck do I get motivated to START working out?
Drpooplol
08/20/17 5:12:57 PM
#18
Having a buddy do it with you helps
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TopicLooks like Microsoft and PUBG devs are partnering.
Drpooplol
08/20/17 3:48:44 PM
#17
hyperpowder posted...
Well this isnt going to get you out of last place Microsoft...

From a business standpoint, this is a really good move for them. PUBG is insanely popular, and I doubt it's going anywhere anytime soon.

I don't know what you're talking about.
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TopicWatched Silicon Valley over the past week ***Spoilers***
Drpooplol
08/20/17 1:57:54 PM
#5
Bullet_Wing posted...
Are you up to date?

Spoiler for last episode

The whole fridge thing was possibly the biggest deus ex machina to date, lol.

Especially because they were supposedly offline when the server backed itself up to the network of smart fridges

yeah I thought that was really dumb.

BootyGif posted...
they just gotta wrap it up.

the continued schtick of: "we shoot ourselves in the foot" is getting recycled each season.

I agree. Either that or "pivot" the show in another direction.
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TopicWatched Silicon Valley over the past week ***Spoilers***
Drpooplol
08/20/17 12:14:09 PM
#1
It feels like they're making Richard into Walter White. Spoilers for Breaking Bad too I guess. They keep fucking up, but they get lucky. Main character is super smart and has a deus ex machina that gets them out of situations (Algorithm and Blue Chrystal Meth). Likeable goof of a main character evolves into a giant asshole. I guess all we need now is for Richard to start killing people and betraying those close to him. Which I guess he kinda did to Jared.

Also Jared is by far the best character on the show.
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TopicWhat's your occupation?
Drpooplol
08/20/17 11:46:07 AM
#12
_Goggalor_ posted...
Technically, writer. The only money I've made myself in the last 7 years came from sales on my first book.

What do you do to get by? Or is that money enough?
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Topicheight and weight topic
Drpooplol
08/18/17 2:57:27 PM
#2
This is a really weird gimmick. I don't understand why you do it.
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TopicMy Grandfather is in the hospital with pneumonia :/
Drpooplol
08/18/17 2:19:55 PM
#9
update: he now also has a UTI and he's been diagnosed with early stage dementia.

Fuck I really didn't want that last part the most.
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TopicWhat is your greatest flaw?
Drpooplol
08/18/17 11:10:22 AM
#31
If I don't have very good discipline in actively making my life better.

Also I have a weak chin.
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TopicIs fat shaming a big problem in America?
Drpooplol
08/18/17 9:28:41 AM
#33
FrenchCrunch posted...
Evolician posted...
Drpooplol posted...
If I'm being fully honest, ever since I've lost weight I have zero patience for fat people. I wasn't even that big, but after losing the weight I just have no time for that shit.

This.

Ex-fat people make the best fat shamers because they've been there and they know there's no excuse.

-_-

I mean I've never shamed anyone for their appearance before in my life. Only a huge asshole would do that. I'm just saying I have no patience for most of their situations.
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TopicIs fat shaming a big problem in America?
Drpooplol
08/18/17 12:09:56 AM
#17
If I'm being fully honest, ever since I've lost weight I have zero patience for fat people. I wasn't even that big, but after losing the weight I just have no time for that shit.
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Topiclmao Red Faction Armageddon is the free 360 title on Xbone
Drpooplol
08/18/17 12:01:18 AM
#13
CADE FOSTER posted...
the first 2 were awesome then it went to shit

Guerrilla was fucking awesome stfu.
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TopicBack in the day did you prefer Blockbuster or Hollywood video?
Drpooplol
08/17/17 11:46:22 PM
#11
I only had a blockbuster and a local place.

The local place still exists and I go there with dates.
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Topiclmao Red Faction Armageddon is the free 360 title on Xbone
Drpooplol
08/17/17 11:15:40 PM
#5
Red Faction: Guerrilla was one of my favorite games for the 360
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TopicWhat was your college GPA?
Drpooplol
08/17/17 10:06:34 PM
#16
3.76

If it ever dropped below 3.75 I would lose the basically free ride I had. Or at least a big part of it.
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TopicWhen this whole statue thing is done, The Rocky statue will be the only one left
Drpooplol
08/17/17 9:06:02 PM
#7
PrettyBoyFloyd posted...
Didn't they take it down a while ago?

It was just moved to a different location.

Oh dank, the Rocky series has multiple movies that are in my all-time favorites. I should go visit it sometime.
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TopicWhen this whole statue thing is done, The Rocky statue will be the only one left
Drpooplol
08/17/17 8:59:15 PM
#4
Didn't they take it down a while ago?
Skye Reynolds posted...

forget to switch to your troll account?
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TopicHow Bad Are Drivers In Your Area?
Drpooplol
08/17/17 3:15:25 PM
#16
Anecdotally pretty good Imo.

Except semi truck drivers. Fuck those guys they make me so incredibly angry.
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TopicOffice is literally out of coffee cups
Drpooplol
08/17/17 9:54:57 AM
#26
Giant_Aspirin posted...
Caution999 posted...
Giant_Aspirin posted...
good. bring your own reusable mug and stop trashing the environment.


lmfao. He says as he doesn't carpool to work.


i actually bike to work.

Are you sweaty when you get to work, or are you a fit boy?
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