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literal_garbage posted...

I don't see what the big deal is. Oh no, they opened up some accounts. Why are liberals crying so much about this

not sure if this is a gimmick account or you don't realize that fraud is bad.
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Antifar posted...

We aren't given as much to work with

https://img.washingtonpost.com/wp-apps/imrs.php?src=https://img.washingtonpost.com/blogs/wonkblog/files/2014/09/It-pays-to-be-a-CEO-in-the-U-S-The-ratio-between-CEO-and-average-worker-pay_chartbuilder.png&w=1484

this is one of the worst posts I've ever seen you make.
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Bump
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Did you look in the pudding? One time my dad actually found his wallet in a bowl of pudding.
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CableZL posted...

How are they still allowed to be a bank

What, should the whole organization just be disbanded because of this? They need to be penalized, and people should be in jail, but that's just plain dumb.
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I love Gabe and how everyone shits on him. You people don't know what's funny.
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Nellie is the worst character in television
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Also from the official website:

Is This an Auto-Runner?
To describe Super Meat Boy Forever as an auto-runner would be a disservice. It’s like saying that Zelda: Breath of the Wild is a game about a swordsman. Meat Boy / Bandage Girl do always run, but there is so much more to the game than running. They can attack enemies, they can dash through the air, there are tons of levels, there are bosses, there are secrets, and there is a surprising amount of difficulty that doesn’t feel unfair. It’s everything you would expect a Super Meat Boy sequel to be. Super Meat Boy Forever is a Super Meat Boy game that you can play anywhere on pretty much any device that’s powerful enough to run it!

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from the official website:

“Procedurally generated” is an overused term that applies to a wide range of things. While the levels are randomly generated, they aren’t truly random and their creation is heavily based on criteria we’ve designed and tested. Each level consists of hundreds of carefully designed “chunks” that are placed together to create a level. Chunks are selected randomly from pools that are categorized by difficulty by us. Each time you beat a level, an increased difficulty criteria is used to generate the harder version of that level. Also, levels need to have a certain cadence to them so they don’t feel like just random stuff thrown at you. We’ve worked on a system that allows us to give a criteria of difficulty and pacing that makes the levels randomly, but still within the confines of what we want the levels to be presented as. Oh and also, it sounds way cooler than “procedurally generated”.

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I mean, at least give it a chance. It looks like it'll mostly be used for air maneuvers different platforming challenges. It's not gonna be a beat em up.
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You guys have an issue with a sequel to the best platformer of the past decade?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKjjyDUgGd8&feature=em-uploademail

It looks... meh. But knowing team meat the forest levels are in the first world, and the game will get plenty hard. I don't know how I feel about combat yet.

@Leanaunfurled
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you know people start riots over soccer right? People die over that.
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glitteringfairy posted...

Who all is gonna deed to this

what else are you gonna do with it
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nice
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1. Don't commit fraud.
2. Do you have collision insurance on your car? If so, get rid of it. You don't need it for a car that old.
3. You can raise your deductible to lower your monthly premium.
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Like self-righteous anger over stuff that doesn't matter that much. Similar to Dr. Cox in Scrubs.

Sometimes is just feels really fucking good to lash out. I imagine some people here know the feeling.
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You're having them pay for it, right?
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ZombiePelican posted...

Mystery_Mission posted...

cosmetic micro transactions are fine

No they are not and never will be no matter how much propaganda from publishers and shills you blindly swallow

what is an opinion?
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lilORANG posted...

chrono625 posted...

Have you ever walked on rocks during the rain or when they're wet...?

Now picture trying to climb with your hands. Sounds pretty realistic to me.

lol

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No, I'm competent with basic human interactions.
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Super Meat Boy: Forever is coming out soon, so keep an eye out for the second best game of the decade.
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Yeah the end is soooo good.

My least favorite character was Nellie. She's one of my least favorite characters in all of television.
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I find it a little funny that Shred is making this topic :)
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I find that to be true in cases where people don't exercise, and think having a treadmill will motivate them to use it. It doesn't.

I got one because i like to run but it's cold as fuck in the winter, so mine gets heavily used in the winter.

It's kinda like a baby, having one won't solve all your problems.
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How'd you meet her?

Imo you should continue to work on yourself before getting in a new relationship, but good on ya.
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Forrest Gump
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mattnd2007 posted...

Yes let's make everything about race. Let's do that

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Super Ghouls & Ghosts is hard in a dumb way. You beat the game, and that's not too bad, but then the game's basically "In order to REALLY beat the game, you have to do it again, but not get hit."

When my friends and I saw that, we were just like... nah.
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lilORANG posted...

dang, Prime is an incredible value. I don't get how it's stayed at $100/year this whole time, but I guess if everyone joins they're making bank either way.

I forget where I saw this, but I saw that there's a lot of people who get Prime and never do anything with it. Amazon makes a ton of money off of it.
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yusiko posted...

Eat at Arby's


Why does toothpaste taste good?

Because your mother drank when you were in the womb.

How far should I run?
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:)
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Aristoph posted...

Error1355 posted...

Why were my pants wet this morning?

Because you touch yourself at night.

Why were my pants missing this morning?

You never owned pants.

What should I do today?
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That's hilarious
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If you have an IRA, and you can repay the amount within 60 days, you can withdraw money from that interest and tax free.
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A lighthouse or a pointy dildo?
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No that's when Rocky beat Ivan Drago in Russia on Christmas Eve
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I feel like this is straight from an episode of silicon valley.
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TheVipaGTS posted...

I've never had Del Taco. There is one about 15 mins from me I've been meaning to try out. What do you recommend?

I'd say try it; what's the worst that can happen from eating subpar Mexican fast food? :)
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Do you make fat stacks?

How did you get into sales in the first place?
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Does it taste any different from regular dew?
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I'd report that to hr
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What the fuck I'd rather not have a job than commute 3 hours a day.
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yeah but they can't exist without advertisers. The only way they can is if youtube red REALLY takes off, which I don't think it will.
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I can't imagine making chili in the summer. To me it's exclusively a wintertime food.
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Super Meat Boy
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D-Lo_BrownTown posted...

lol it will be good though

I mean, evolve's core gameplay loop wasn't bad, but the way the devs handled the release and everything royally screwed any chance it had of success.
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